Post by UGWC Staff on Apr 1, 2024 20:42:25 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome, one and all, to the Chase Center in San Francisco, California, for UGWC Alchemy!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: It's a stacked card tonight, with seven big matches and five championships on the line, and every match tonight has been inspired by concepts or elements related to alchemist scientific principles and concepts.
Covert Jay: Which we'll be using to do lots of violence.
Lieberjosch: So let's get right to it!
Vinegar: We're live from the suddenly treacherous arena showers, where the water's cascading and the tension's palpable!
Covert Jay: We’re kicking things off with the debut of the Tempest Match!
Jerry Was a Racecar Driver by Primus plays over the sound system as Juliano stands in the middle of the ramp and holds his fake car trophy in the air with a bag of banger car design pillows.
Mitchell Dennis: “From Florence, Italy, now residing in Yarmouth, England, Tommaso Ferrari!”
Tommaso throws banger car pillows to the crowd before he high-fives the fans, letting them touch his fake trophy before he heads back up the ramp to the match location.
Covert Jay: Tommaso Ferrari steps into the showers!
Vinegar: Relative newcomer, Ferrari, has a chance to kick his career off with a splash here tonight, and hopefully earn enough to fix up his car!
Covert Jay: Ha! Splash. Good one!
The arena dims into darkness as Two Steps From Hell's Black Blade starts to play, echoing through the venue. The crowd hushes in anticipation. Suddenly, the entrance ramp is bathed in a dim, regal purple light. Smoke billows, and from the mist emerges Gideon Percival Thornfield, wearing an elaborate, aristocratic robe adorned with intricate patterns. He walks with calculated confidence, every step echoing authority and poise. At his side is his confidant, Oliver Neville, dressed impeccably and carrying a polished cane.
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the opulent Thornfield Manor, standing at 6'2" and weighing in at 205 pounds... Gideon Percival Thornfield!
Gideon stops at the top of the ramp, surveying the arena with a disdainful yet composed expression. He slowly removes his robe, revealing his wrestling attire, while Oliver Neville stands by his side, ever watchful.
Lieberjosch: Gideon Thornfield's relentless pursuit of victory has made him a sage of the game. How will this unpredictable environment factor into his calculations?
Vinegar: With that, he returns through the curtain to join his opponent backstage!
Covert Jay: The battleground is set, and our warriors stand amidst the swirling mists of the showers, like ancient ninja warriors facing off in a storm of steel and water!
Vinegar: Tommaso wastes no time! He charges in like a wild bull, looking to draw first blood in this unforgiving setting!
Lieberjosch: But Gideon counters with a calculated headlock, using the slippery tiles to his advantage to get Tomasso off balance!
Covert Jay: Thornfield's Trap ensnares Ferrari!
Vinegar: But Tommaso drops into a stunner! Gideon staggers backward, and Ferrari surges forward to sweep his feet from under him.
Covert Jay: Thornfield falls against a showerhead, and blood is already trickling down from an open cut!
Lieberjosch: He’s dazed, and Ferrari steps up to take advantage.
Vinegar: Gideon is aware enough to retaliate with a vicious Mindbreaker!
Lieberjosch: They’re both screaming as that shower is pouring scalding hot water!
Covert Jay: Like warriors under a waterfall, their movements are swift and relentless, each maneuver a deadly strike in this savage ballet of combat!
Lieberjosch: Did you read a manga this weekend?
Covert Jay: It’s a distinct possibility.
Vinegar: It's pandemonium in the showers, folks!
Lieberjosch: Tommaso scrambles across the bloody tile, away from the hot water, and locks in a brutal crossface
Vinegar: They slide slowly across the precarious terrain, making it difficult to lock any hold in.
Lieberjosch: Gideon refuses to yield! He breaks free and executes a devastating DDT, smacking Tommaso’s face on a drain and cutting his cheek!
Vinegar: Tommaso gasping for air amidst the steam and blood!
Covert Jay: Gideon goes for the pin!
1!!!
2!!!
Vinegar: No! Tommaso manages to get his feet against one of the divider walls and push himself out of Thornfield’s grip!
Lieberjosch: Tommaso takes a breath and shoots up to his feet, spinning around just as Gideon comes at him again.
Vinegar: Ferrari ducks, slides around behind Gideon, and…
Covert Jay: BANGERS AND MASH!!
Lieberjosch: Thornfield grabbed something as he went down!
Vinegar: Ferrari covers!
1!!!
2!!!
Covert Jay: What’s that?!
Lieberjosch: He squirted something in Tommaso’s eyes!
Vinegar: Looks like shampoo!
Lieberjosch: Ferrari struggling around, trying to find a fountain to clear his eyes!
Covert Jay: PERCIVAL’S GAMBIT!!
Vinegar: Tommaso is not moving!
Lieberjosch: There’s the cover!
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Dennis: Your winner, GIDEON THHHHHHHHHHHHORNFIELLLLLLLLD!!!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: It's a stacked card tonight, with seven big matches and five championships on the line, and every match tonight has been inspired by concepts or elements related to alchemist scientific principles and concepts.
Covert Jay: Which we'll be using to do lots of violence.
Lieberjosch: So let's get right to it!
Vinegar: We're live from the suddenly treacherous arena showers, where the water's cascading and the tension's palpable!
Covert Jay: We’re kicking things off with the debut of the Tempest Match!
Jerry Was a Racecar Driver by Primus plays over the sound system as Juliano stands in the middle of the ramp and holds his fake car trophy in the air with a bag of banger car design pillows.
Mitchell Dennis: “From Florence, Italy, now residing in Yarmouth, England, Tommaso Ferrari!”
Tommaso throws banger car pillows to the crowd before he high-fives the fans, letting them touch his fake trophy before he heads back up the ramp to the match location.
Covert Jay: Tommaso Ferrari steps into the showers!
Vinegar: Relative newcomer, Ferrari, has a chance to kick his career off with a splash here tonight, and hopefully earn enough to fix up his car!
Covert Jay: Ha! Splash. Good one!
The arena dims into darkness as Two Steps From Hell's Black Blade starts to play, echoing through the venue. The crowd hushes in anticipation. Suddenly, the entrance ramp is bathed in a dim, regal purple light. Smoke billows, and from the mist emerges Gideon Percival Thornfield, wearing an elaborate, aristocratic robe adorned with intricate patterns. He walks with calculated confidence, every step echoing authority and poise. At his side is his confidant, Oliver Neville, dressed impeccably and carrying a polished cane.
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the opulent Thornfield Manor, standing at 6'2" and weighing in at 205 pounds... Gideon Percival Thornfield!
Gideon stops at the top of the ramp, surveying the arena with a disdainful yet composed expression. He slowly removes his robe, revealing his wrestling attire, while Oliver Neville stands by his side, ever watchful.
Lieberjosch: Gideon Thornfield's relentless pursuit of victory has made him a sage of the game. How will this unpredictable environment factor into his calculations?
Vinegar: With that, he returns through the curtain to join his opponent backstage!
Covert Jay: The battleground is set, and our warriors stand amidst the swirling mists of the showers, like ancient ninja warriors facing off in a storm of steel and water!
Vinegar: Tommaso wastes no time! He charges in like a wild bull, looking to draw first blood in this unforgiving setting!
Lieberjosch: But Gideon counters with a calculated headlock, using the slippery tiles to his advantage to get Tomasso off balance!
Covert Jay: Thornfield's Trap ensnares Ferrari!
Vinegar: But Tommaso drops into a stunner! Gideon staggers backward, and Ferrari surges forward to sweep his feet from under him.
Covert Jay: Thornfield falls against a showerhead, and blood is already trickling down from an open cut!
Lieberjosch: He’s dazed, and Ferrari steps up to take advantage.
Vinegar: Gideon is aware enough to retaliate with a vicious Mindbreaker!
Lieberjosch: They’re both screaming as that shower is pouring scalding hot water!
Covert Jay: Like warriors under a waterfall, their movements are swift and relentless, each maneuver a deadly strike in this savage ballet of combat!
Lieberjosch: Did you read a manga this weekend?
Covert Jay: It’s a distinct possibility.
Vinegar: It's pandemonium in the showers, folks!
Lieberjosch: Tommaso scrambles across the bloody tile, away from the hot water, and locks in a brutal crossface
Vinegar: They slide slowly across the precarious terrain, making it difficult to lock any hold in.
Lieberjosch: Gideon refuses to yield! He breaks free and executes a devastating DDT, smacking Tommaso’s face on a drain and cutting his cheek!
Vinegar: Tommaso gasping for air amidst the steam and blood!
Covert Jay: Gideon goes for the pin!
1!!!
2!!!
Vinegar: No! Tommaso manages to get his feet against one of the divider walls and push himself out of Thornfield’s grip!
Lieberjosch: Tommaso takes a breath and shoots up to his feet, spinning around just as Gideon comes at him again.
Vinegar: Ferrari ducks, slides around behind Gideon, and…
Covert Jay: BANGERS AND MASH!!
Lieberjosch: Thornfield grabbed something as he went down!
Vinegar: Ferrari covers!
1!!!
2!!!
Covert Jay: What’s that?!
Lieberjosch: He squirted something in Tommaso’s eyes!
Vinegar: Looks like shampoo!
Lieberjosch: Ferrari struggling around, trying to find a fountain to clear his eyes!
Covert Jay: PERCIVAL’S GAMBIT!!
Vinegar: Tommaso is not moving!
Lieberjosch: There’s the cover!
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Dennis: Your winner, GIDEON THHHHHHHHHHHHORNFIELLLLLLLLD!!!