Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 22, 2009 15:00:05 GMT -5
The show opens, not the an arena full of screaming fans, not to the dulcet sounds of Nicholas Vinegar, nor the exaggerations of Daniel Hanson, instead we open looking directly out of the backstage door as a figure comes nearer. A large man, with a determined stride coming towards the camera through the darkness.
The light soon catches the man’s face and is none other than one of the three Number 1 Contenders for the Unified Global Championship, ‘Diamond’ jack Severino. His face is a mixture of determination and displeasure, obviously somewhat perturbed at being left off the card merely a week before his first Unified Global Championship shot.
As he gets just a few feet from the doors, a figure springs out from behind him, literally out of nowhere, and suddenly DJS has crumpled to his knees, and standing behind him, cape fluttering in the wind, is none other than the ‘Lord’ Chief of Global Impact Wrestling, Donovan Hastings, complete with replica Goblin Championship strapped around his waist, gripping a Tire iron above his head, like a trophy. In one swift movement the self-proclaimed Co-Undisputed Unified Global Champion brings the Iron crashing down into the back of ‘Diamond’ Jacks skull once more, sending the New Zealander face first into the asphalt.
Standing over the unconscious Jack, Donovan reaches down and locks in The Hands of Fate, despite the fact ‘Diamond’ Jack simply cannot respond and has no-way of defending himself, as the blood runs down his unresponsive face, and Hastings exerts even more pressure on the arms and neck of the ‘Diamond in the Rough’. He seems to be bending Jack Severino in a direction no man was ever meant to twist before a flurry of officials including Hazel East and Glenn burke comes charging out of the backstage area, and pull Donovan off of DJS.
When ‘The Lord’ finally relents on his attack, ‘Diamond’ Jacks body slumps back to the concrete below, and his face lies in a pool of his blood, as the officials quickly put him in the recovery position and begin checking his vital signs whilst awaiting the paramedics. Donovan hastings merely rises to his feet, dusts off the shoulders of his cape, before dramatically walking back indoors, whilst stating at the top of his voice.
Hastings: It was Inevitable.
The scene now cuts into the arena, where the crowd are hushed into a stunned silence by what they have just seen on the GlobaTron, many begin to boo, as we are greeted by Daniel Hanson, and Nicholas Vinegar.
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen...I don’t know what to say, apart from we here at GIW humbly apologise if the scenes just shown offended anyone...
Hanson: PLEASE DON’T TAKE US OFF THE AIR AGAIN!’[/b]
Vinegar: I thought we agreed not to seem too desperate if something like this happened.
Hanson: Seriously, I’d do anything to stay on air.
Vinegar: That may be incredibly useful information to have...but let’s move onto tonight’s show, and be assured we will inform you all of Jack Severino’s condition the moment we hear anything, he is being taken to a local hospital as we speak...
Hanson: In some ways he’s lucky, he doesn’t have to see Randy Boolzian and Moss Edwards embarrass themselves in front of Blessed Immortality in the main event tonight. Can you believe some people consider Dross and FoolZ to be the future of this company...
Vinegar: I happen to share that view, and tonight’s main event should be a great final match before Toxic Intent, we’ve also got Mickey Dragon, Serapis and Alex ksieragi in a triple threat match, the stipulation for the GIW.com Championship Match at Toxic Intent will be decided in a one on one match between the Champion, William Everknight, and the man he defeated for that belt, Michael Cappeli...
Hanson: Not to mention we get to see the in ring debut of KvK, some dude who’s been loitering around the backstage area for months now, alongside Raenius, against JK and the the returned hero Brandon Brown. KvK could become my favourite wrestler of all time if he manages to do to Brandon what Hastings just did to DJS...
Vinegar: And Brandon’s Arch-Nemesis Declan Prescott will be facing yet another member of the Covenant, one half of the Tag team Champion, Dirge. But before any of that, we’ve got the opening match to get through...
“Cyanide Sweet Tooth” by Shinedown plays as Chassie Fear struts down to the ring with a very disgruntled look on her face.
Hanson: I am almost torn apart at the idea that my main man, Mitch, who is undefeated, has to face the devious Chassie Fear.
Vinegar: I guess it was going to happen eventually that he was pulled into the mix between Nikko and Chassie after these last couple weeks of Chassie ruining Nikko’s spotlight.
Hanson: What horrible person would honestly follow up Nikko looking bad one week only to make him look bad the next week and then try and pull Mitch into it?
Vinegar: Odd since you seems to enjoy that one being other decisions most of the other times.
Hanson: Edit that.
“Llevan’s Polka” by Loituma plays to the confused crowd whose answers are quickly answered when Mitch appears from behind the curtain with Nikko by his side.
Hanson: I guess today is the day I turn my back on Mitch seeing as he is now communicating with the unofficial failure that is Nikko.
Vinegar: We’ve only seen two moves from Nikko in his first two matches here in GIW so it makes me mostly excited to know that him and Chassie Fear will be taking each other on this upcoming Sunday at Toxic Intent.
Hanson: I fail to see why the rest of the Covenant does not come out to teach Nikko a lesson about not sitting back and accepting failure like the rest of GIW does most of the time. It just doesn’t make sense at the moment.
Vinegar: The rest of Covenant will be busy tonight as Mickey Dragon is in a triple threat match with Kiseragi and then the remaining two are in tag team action against Brandon Brown and JK.
Hanson: BRANDON FUCKING BROWN!
Vinegar: That’s right, Hanson, still marking out for Brandon’s return even a week after it has happened and you still cannot help but hold the caps lock button. Mitch sliding into the ring as Chassie fails to take her glare off Nikko.
Hanson: I personally believe my main man, Mitch, does not get the attention he deserves from the world we live in.
Vinegar: He has a match tonight doesn’t he?
Hanson: I never said he needed more screen time because the more matches he has then the more chances he has of losing and I personally believe him to be a suicide risk because of all the things I heard about him.
Vinegar: Whatever it is you heard doesn’t matter because today will be his time to shine as he takes on Chassie Fear.
DING!
Hanson: Might be sad but I believe Hazel East is beautiful. Shit, can we not mention the referees by name anymore on television?
Vinegar: Stop reading all the reports from the WWE, man. Mitch charges at Chassie but only to be tossed into the corner and beaten on by that vicious right hand of Chassie.
Hanson: Look at Mitch try and block those hands but only look like one of those guys who is trying to join a gang by being jumped.
Vinegar: I will agree in saying that Chassie’s hands are moving so quick that Mitch looks like he is being attacked by numerous people. Hazel pulling Chassie back but not before Chassie charges with a foot to the chest of Mitch.
Hanson: OH DAMN SON!
Vinegar: Wow…Mitch has just slapped Chassie right across the face as Hazel tried to pull Chassie back from the corner. I do not believe Chassie was too happy about all that because she has JUST GRABBED MITCH BY THE HAIR AND TOSSED HIM OVER THE ROPES!
Hanson: Wow….she just used one hand to toss him over the top ropes and I don’t think she even had to strain to do that. Look at Nikko hide is face in embarrassment.
Vinegar: It’s just your point of view, Dan. It just looks like he is hiding behind the corner bar because you are on the right side of the bar and he is on the left. None the less Chassie beating Mitch’s head on top of the steel steps and I am pretty sure this is going to be one of those matches that should have ended a long time ago and with a lot less blood.
Hanson: The only thing I enjoy seeing right now is that it is a prelude to just what is going to happen at Toxic Intent when Chassie faces Nikko one on one.
Vinegar: I was wondering if Mitch would be in Nikko’s corner next Sunday but after this match I really do doubt that he will be able to walk until Battlegrounds at least. Chassie with an Irish Whip into the canvas followed with a side kick to the head of Mitch.
Hanson: Look she just lifts him up with one arm and slides him back in the ring! This kid would probably be too light for a cruiserweight division.
Vinegar: Chassie climbing to the second rope and connects with a simple fist to the head of Mitch as blood starts to pour from the corner of Mitch’s eye.
Hanson: Maybe Chassie will beat him so bad that Hazel feels sorry and declares the match a draw for the great sportsmanship of both competitors.
Vinegar: Chassie beating Mitch senseless will not be forever remembered as a great act of sportsmanship. Chassie connects with a neckbreaker to a now lifeless Mitch in the middle of the ring and Nikko has just stormed the ring to protest this match.
Nikko: Enough is enough and I demand that you end this match now!
Hazel: I’m sorry Nikko but this isn’t over until Chassie decides to pin or make him submit.
Vinegar: LOOK! Nikko tries to slap Chassie but Hazel catches him at the last second and starts to push him out of the ring. Chassie looks like she wants to fight right there but Hazel holding Nikko back and has now got him out of the ring. Look behind you Chassie!
Hanson: SHE’S BEEN ROLLED UP!
Hazel: 1!
2!
3!
Vinegar: MITCH HAS JUST PINNED CHASSIE FEAR! The distraction from Nikko has helped Mitch win yet again and…
Hanson: He remains undefeated!
Vinegar: Exactly…wait a second Chassie just beating away at Mitch has numerous other referees are pulling Nikko away. He is helpless to actually help Mitch now that the match is actually over.
Hanson: I’ve always noticed the referees to do their jobs really well at the weirdest times in wrestling.
Vinegar: Chassie hits a gut wrench bomb on Mitch in the middle of the ring and that isn’t it because she has gotten a chair. For the love of god someone let Nikko help him! A shot to the back of Mitch’s head and this kid will probably never wrestle again.
Hanson: Quite a lot of blood in the ring and I am getting dizzy for some reason.
Vinegar: Continuous chair shots are pounding away at Mitch and this is not what I had in mind of entertainment…wait! Nikko has gotten away from the referees and is storming the ring! Chassie swings to hit him but she misses and uses the missed swings momentum to launch herself out of the ring as Nikko goes for the attack. Chassie walking down the aisle happy but simply because Mitch may never be happy again. Nikko is now at the side of Mitch.
The light soon catches the man’s face and is none other than one of the three Number 1 Contenders for the Unified Global Championship, ‘Diamond’ jack Severino. His face is a mixture of determination and displeasure, obviously somewhat perturbed at being left off the card merely a week before his first Unified Global Championship shot.
As he gets just a few feet from the doors, a figure springs out from behind him, literally out of nowhere, and suddenly DJS has crumpled to his knees, and standing behind him, cape fluttering in the wind, is none other than the ‘Lord’ Chief of Global Impact Wrestling, Donovan Hastings, complete with replica Goblin Championship strapped around his waist, gripping a Tire iron above his head, like a trophy. In one swift movement the self-proclaimed Co-Undisputed Unified Global Champion brings the Iron crashing down into the back of ‘Diamond’ Jacks skull once more, sending the New Zealander face first into the asphalt.
Standing over the unconscious Jack, Donovan reaches down and locks in The Hands of Fate, despite the fact ‘Diamond’ Jack simply cannot respond and has no-way of defending himself, as the blood runs down his unresponsive face, and Hastings exerts even more pressure on the arms and neck of the ‘Diamond in the Rough’. He seems to be bending Jack Severino in a direction no man was ever meant to twist before a flurry of officials including Hazel East and Glenn burke comes charging out of the backstage area, and pull Donovan off of DJS.
When ‘The Lord’ finally relents on his attack, ‘Diamond’ Jacks body slumps back to the concrete below, and his face lies in a pool of his blood, as the officials quickly put him in the recovery position and begin checking his vital signs whilst awaiting the paramedics. Donovan hastings merely rises to his feet, dusts off the shoulders of his cape, before dramatically walking back indoors, whilst stating at the top of his voice.
Hastings: It was Inevitable.
The scene now cuts into the arena, where the crowd are hushed into a stunned silence by what they have just seen on the GlobaTron, many begin to boo, as we are greeted by Daniel Hanson, and Nicholas Vinegar.
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen...I don’t know what to say, apart from we here at GIW humbly apologise if the scenes just shown offended anyone...
Hanson: PLEASE DON’T TAKE US OFF THE AIR AGAIN!’[/b]
Vinegar: I thought we agreed not to seem too desperate if something like this happened.
Hanson: Seriously, I’d do anything to stay on air.
Vinegar: That may be incredibly useful information to have...but let’s move onto tonight’s show, and be assured we will inform you all of Jack Severino’s condition the moment we hear anything, he is being taken to a local hospital as we speak...
Hanson: In some ways he’s lucky, he doesn’t have to see Randy Boolzian and Moss Edwards embarrass themselves in front of Blessed Immortality in the main event tonight. Can you believe some people consider Dross and FoolZ to be the future of this company...
Vinegar: I happen to share that view, and tonight’s main event should be a great final match before Toxic Intent, we’ve also got Mickey Dragon, Serapis and Alex ksieragi in a triple threat match, the stipulation for the GIW.com Championship Match at Toxic Intent will be decided in a one on one match between the Champion, William Everknight, and the man he defeated for that belt, Michael Cappeli...
Hanson: Not to mention we get to see the in ring debut of KvK, some dude who’s been loitering around the backstage area for months now, alongside Raenius, against JK and the the returned hero Brandon Brown. KvK could become my favourite wrestler of all time if he manages to do to Brandon what Hastings just did to DJS...
Vinegar: And Brandon’s Arch-Nemesis Declan Prescott will be facing yet another member of the Covenant, one half of the Tag team Champion, Dirge. But before any of that, we’ve got the opening match to get through...
“Cyanide Sweet Tooth” by Shinedown plays as Chassie Fear struts down to the ring with a very disgruntled look on her face.
Hanson: I am almost torn apart at the idea that my main man, Mitch, who is undefeated, has to face the devious Chassie Fear.
Vinegar: I guess it was going to happen eventually that he was pulled into the mix between Nikko and Chassie after these last couple weeks of Chassie ruining Nikko’s spotlight.
Hanson: What horrible person would honestly follow up Nikko looking bad one week only to make him look bad the next week and then try and pull Mitch into it?
Vinegar: Odd since you seems to enjoy that one being other decisions most of the other times.
Hanson: Edit that.
“Llevan’s Polka” by Loituma plays to the confused crowd whose answers are quickly answered when Mitch appears from behind the curtain with Nikko by his side.
Hanson: I guess today is the day I turn my back on Mitch seeing as he is now communicating with the unofficial failure that is Nikko.
Vinegar: We’ve only seen two moves from Nikko in his first two matches here in GIW so it makes me mostly excited to know that him and Chassie Fear will be taking each other on this upcoming Sunday at Toxic Intent.
Hanson: I fail to see why the rest of the Covenant does not come out to teach Nikko a lesson about not sitting back and accepting failure like the rest of GIW does most of the time. It just doesn’t make sense at the moment.
Vinegar: The rest of Covenant will be busy tonight as Mickey Dragon is in a triple threat match with Kiseragi and then the remaining two are in tag team action against Brandon Brown and JK.
Hanson: BRANDON FUCKING BROWN!
Vinegar: That’s right, Hanson, still marking out for Brandon’s return even a week after it has happened and you still cannot help but hold the caps lock button. Mitch sliding into the ring as Chassie fails to take her glare off Nikko.
Hanson: I personally believe my main man, Mitch, does not get the attention he deserves from the world we live in.
Vinegar: He has a match tonight doesn’t he?
Hanson: I never said he needed more screen time because the more matches he has then the more chances he has of losing and I personally believe him to be a suicide risk because of all the things I heard about him.
Vinegar: Whatever it is you heard doesn’t matter because today will be his time to shine as he takes on Chassie Fear.
DING!
Hanson: Might be sad but I believe Hazel East is beautiful. Shit, can we not mention the referees by name anymore on television?
Vinegar: Stop reading all the reports from the WWE, man. Mitch charges at Chassie but only to be tossed into the corner and beaten on by that vicious right hand of Chassie.
Hanson: Look at Mitch try and block those hands but only look like one of those guys who is trying to join a gang by being jumped.
Vinegar: I will agree in saying that Chassie’s hands are moving so quick that Mitch looks like he is being attacked by numerous people. Hazel pulling Chassie back but not before Chassie charges with a foot to the chest of Mitch.
Hanson: OH DAMN SON!
Vinegar: Wow…Mitch has just slapped Chassie right across the face as Hazel tried to pull Chassie back from the corner. I do not believe Chassie was too happy about all that because she has JUST GRABBED MITCH BY THE HAIR AND TOSSED HIM OVER THE ROPES!
Hanson: Wow….she just used one hand to toss him over the top ropes and I don’t think she even had to strain to do that. Look at Nikko hide is face in embarrassment.
Vinegar: It’s just your point of view, Dan. It just looks like he is hiding behind the corner bar because you are on the right side of the bar and he is on the left. None the less Chassie beating Mitch’s head on top of the steel steps and I am pretty sure this is going to be one of those matches that should have ended a long time ago and with a lot less blood.
Hanson: The only thing I enjoy seeing right now is that it is a prelude to just what is going to happen at Toxic Intent when Chassie faces Nikko one on one.
Vinegar: I was wondering if Mitch would be in Nikko’s corner next Sunday but after this match I really do doubt that he will be able to walk until Battlegrounds at least. Chassie with an Irish Whip into the canvas followed with a side kick to the head of Mitch.
Hanson: Look she just lifts him up with one arm and slides him back in the ring! This kid would probably be too light for a cruiserweight division.
Vinegar: Chassie climbing to the second rope and connects with a simple fist to the head of Mitch as blood starts to pour from the corner of Mitch’s eye.
Hanson: Maybe Chassie will beat him so bad that Hazel feels sorry and declares the match a draw for the great sportsmanship of both competitors.
Vinegar: Chassie beating Mitch senseless will not be forever remembered as a great act of sportsmanship. Chassie connects with a neckbreaker to a now lifeless Mitch in the middle of the ring and Nikko has just stormed the ring to protest this match.
Nikko: Enough is enough and I demand that you end this match now!
Hazel: I’m sorry Nikko but this isn’t over until Chassie decides to pin or make him submit.
Vinegar: LOOK! Nikko tries to slap Chassie but Hazel catches him at the last second and starts to push him out of the ring. Chassie looks like she wants to fight right there but Hazel holding Nikko back and has now got him out of the ring. Look behind you Chassie!
Hanson: SHE’S BEEN ROLLED UP!
Hazel: 1!
2!
3!
Vinegar: MITCH HAS JUST PINNED CHASSIE FEAR! The distraction from Nikko has helped Mitch win yet again and…
Hanson: He remains undefeated!
Vinegar: Exactly…wait a second Chassie just beating away at Mitch has numerous other referees are pulling Nikko away. He is helpless to actually help Mitch now that the match is actually over.
Hanson: I’ve always noticed the referees to do their jobs really well at the weirdest times in wrestling.
Vinegar: Chassie hits a gut wrench bomb on Mitch in the middle of the ring and that isn’t it because she has gotten a chair. For the love of god someone let Nikko help him! A shot to the back of Mitch’s head and this kid will probably never wrestle again.
Hanson: Quite a lot of blood in the ring and I am getting dizzy for some reason.
Vinegar: Continuous chair shots are pounding away at Mitch and this is not what I had in mind of entertainment…wait! Nikko has gotten away from the referees and is storming the ring! Chassie swings to hit him but she misses and uses the missed swings momentum to launch herself out of the ring as Nikko goes for the attack. Chassie walking down the aisle happy but simply because Mitch may never be happy again. Nikko is now at the side of Mitch.