Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 22, 2009 15:09:52 GMT -5
The scene opens live from the heart of the Staples Center as the fans go crazy, and camera flashes and mobile phones videoing proceedings light up the arena. After a moment the lights rise on the stage, which is designed as two huge Metal Barrels with radioactive logo’s upon them....they both tip inwards and illuminous green liquid pours from them down behind the stage, and at the moment you would imagine it hits the floor....the entire stage erupts into green and red pyrotechnics...
Vinegar: WELCOME ONE AND ALL! THIS....IS....TOXIC INTENT 2009!!! GIW’S FIRST PAY-PER-VIEW SINCE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....AND IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK!
Hanson: Though the women are more expensive here than anywhere else we visited...
Vinegar: Ignore my colleague, every guy on the roster is pumped up for this event, it’s been too long, March was the last Pay-Per-View on these shores...
Hanson: And Kiseragi headlined that one, so it was hardly a real Pay-Per-View was it? Hang on, BoolZ is headlining this one isn’t he?
Vinegar: Alongside Travis Robert in a match to determine the Unified Global Champion...
Hanson: Travis’ inclusion goes without saying; once again ‘The Headliner’ is going to have to single handidly carry a main event...but I can’t say I don’t enjoy seeing him make Randy Boolzian look foolish, that’s worth the price of the whole Pay-Per-View on it’s own...
Vinegar: The Tag Titles and the GIW.com are also on the line tonight, Brandon Brown and Alex Kiseragi putting past differences aside to put up a united front against the Covenant! And Michael Cappeli looks to reclaim the GIW.com Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match against William Everknight.
Hanson: And Declan Prescott is gonna qualify for the Battleground match in the Battle Royale...
Vinegar: Thats if he can get past ‘The Cyclone’ JK, Serapis, KvK and Mickey Dragon...
Hanson: IF? You speak about the Significant Player like he’s Andy Savana or something, he’s not just a legend because he’s been around since day one, it’s because he’s a formidable opponent...
Vinegar: Who seems to be going through some lifestyle challenge’s, that make me wonder his ability to compete on the same level...
Hanson: Well you’re a moron, you probably think Nikko Nulty Nathans will be able to beat Chassie Fear tonight as well..
Vinegar: Anything is possible at a GIW PPV.
Hanson: And if all that wasn’t enough, The Lord Chief is also in action....and he’s gonna show everyone why Moss Edwards is an over rated piece of chump change in comparison to Blessed Immortality!
Vinegar: But before we head for the first match, it seems Mickey Dragon has received yet another letter from...
Hanson: His Momma!
Vinegar: Indeed, and for some reason the producers have deemed it worth looking at, so let’s go backstage!
Dearest Mickey,
Tonight is the big night, dear. I know you will make mother proud. I wanted to make sure you got this before your match and to leave a little surprise for you. You know how I do like to spoil you. Anyway, imagine my surprise when dropped by to leave your goodies and found three slutacious females in various stages of undress, each posing on articles of furniture awaiting your arrival. I can tell you they were surprised to see me, as well they should be. The nerve! Sneaking into your private areas like that! A man’s home is his castle, and while a locker room isn’t a home it is a sanctuary. I knew you would appreciate the alone time, so I shooed the shameless hussies out the door and admonished them not to come back, and that you didn‘t like women like them. I can almost see the gratitude on your face. A few other things, Mickey… I saw you went on a date with your little friend, KvK. While I am still supportive if this is your decision, dear, I do wish you would find someone else for your extracurricular activities. He seems to be a bad influence. However, as I don’t want him to feel left out and cause troubles between you, I brought him something special as well. I know how he likes my surprises too. Remember, mommy’s watching!
Love,
Your Mom
P. S.
You don’t want to wind up like your piece of shit, no child-support paying, lowlife, small dick father, so be a good boy and listen to what that nice Dr. Torres has to say and be sure to take your medicine. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way!
Mickey’s face remains blank while reading the note, the only clue as to his emotions is the muscle twitching at the side of his head, the muscle that seems to twitch more and more frequently as he reads on. His body almost shaking with the barely-restrained fury, he turns slowly, note in hand, to see the signs and balloons the strippers had left in their hasty departure. Spying something black and lacy on the floor, he stoops to pick up what turns out to be a bra with a rather large cup size. Their perfume still lingered in the air, adding credence to the story in the letter. His eyes scan the room looking for more clues. All is quiet except for his heavy, angry breathing. This was not boding well for the show. He had been in a rather pleasant mood, well pleasant for him anyways, when he showed up at the arena, but that had all ended when he set foot in the locker room and saw… the cupcake tree.
It was a towering, silver monstrosity, its circular orifices giving it up to a mountain of cupcakes complete with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles. Rainbow sprinkles. What the fuck. The other guys on the roster start to stroll in, some pausing to sniff the air, the scent of eau de hooker and cupcakes mixing and causing a variety of reactions. Most see Mickey’s face and decide to back off, but a few decide to brave his stormy countenance for one of those scrumptious looking treats of delectable goodness.
“Aye, lad, smells like sex and cupcakes in here,” Raenius shouts happily as he pops his head in the door and then just as quickly pops back out, seeing Mickey’s face.
Mickey’s screams of anger as he tears the room apart send the remaining few off into the showers, clutching the few ill-gotten prizes and hauling ass.
“Hey there, ho there, sunshine,” KvK quips as he strolls into the locker room, bags in hand and shades on. He whistles low as he looks around at the damage done before looking back at Mickey’s red and angry face.
“I take it there was another letter?”
Mickey answers by erupting into a scream of rage and throwing a table over, the letter still clutched in his hand.
“She’s driving me fucking crazy!” he roars to no one in particular.
“Short drive there, buddy,” KvK can’t help but slip in, holding up his hands when Mickey turns on him.
“Whoa there, buddy, what are you so upset for? Look, cupcakes. What the fuck, rainbow sprinkles?” So saying, KvK picks up one of the cupcakes, examining it closely, picking at the rainbow sprinkles and flicking them off, unknowingly, or seemingly unknowingly, doing so at a very irate Mickey Dragon. Once all of the offending sprinkles are removed, he pulls the bright and shiny star wrappers from around his delectable offering and proceeds to take a bite. His eyes widen in surprise.
“Dude, peanut butter mousse filling! Holy fuck that’s good! You gotta try one of these, man, it’ll calm you down,” KvK rambles on, staring at the cupcake like he is in love. Mickey Dragon just watches him in disbelief before shaking his head and smirking at him.
“Well, no worries, there ol’ buddy, she left something for you too.”
KvK gets a worried look on his face as Mickey pulls out not one but two glass pitchers full of a clear liquid and places them on a table carelessly, some of the liquid sloshing out. KvK moves forward hesitantly, almost as if approaching a snake. He leans forward and sniffs at the unknown substance, yanking his head back, his face turning red and twitchy, matching Mickey’s from moments before.
“Fucking Zima! It’s full of that shit! Goddammit all to hell,” he screams, grabbing one of the pitchers and throwing it at a wall, effectively shattering it. Shards of glass and Zima fly all over the place, the wall dripping with the liquid. A splat sounds as the half-eaten once-glorified cupcake joins its companion offering and slides down the wall leaving a chocolately trail like a slug in its wake. Unsatisfied with this display, KvK pulls out his trusty claw hammer, from who knows where, and bashes the other pitcher of Zima into oblivion, obviously enjoying the violence of it all and imagining a certain maternal figure in its place.
“NO MORE FUCKING ZIMA!” he roars, punctuating each word with a blow from the hammer. He turns to Mickey, the rage clear on his face.
“This bitch is fucking with us and I’m sick of this shit! I’m going to find out who the fuck this is and I’m going to do it now!” And so saying, KvK storms out, claw hammer in hand.
“Good luck, motherfucker,” Mickey calls to him, staring at the trashed area of the locker room. He walks over to the cupcakes with a sigh and selects one, staring at it momentarily.
“This bitch will be stopped tonight.” He makes the promise to himself as he undresses the cupcake and takes a bite, the surprise showing in his eyes.
“Ooooh peanut butter.”
Vinegar: WELCOME ONE AND ALL! THIS....IS....TOXIC INTENT 2009!!! GIW’S FIRST PAY-PER-VIEW SINCE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA....AND IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK!
Hanson: Though the women are more expensive here than anywhere else we visited...
Vinegar: Ignore my colleague, every guy on the roster is pumped up for this event, it’s been too long, March was the last Pay-Per-View on these shores...
Hanson: And Kiseragi headlined that one, so it was hardly a real Pay-Per-View was it? Hang on, BoolZ is headlining this one isn’t he?
Vinegar: Alongside Travis Robert in a match to determine the Unified Global Champion...
Hanson: Travis’ inclusion goes without saying; once again ‘The Headliner’ is going to have to single handidly carry a main event...but I can’t say I don’t enjoy seeing him make Randy Boolzian look foolish, that’s worth the price of the whole Pay-Per-View on it’s own...
Vinegar: The Tag Titles and the GIW.com are also on the line tonight, Brandon Brown and Alex Kiseragi putting past differences aside to put up a united front against the Covenant! And Michael Cappeli looks to reclaim the GIW.com Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match against William Everknight.
Hanson: And Declan Prescott is gonna qualify for the Battleground match in the Battle Royale...
Vinegar: Thats if he can get past ‘The Cyclone’ JK, Serapis, KvK and Mickey Dragon...
Hanson: IF? You speak about the Significant Player like he’s Andy Savana or something, he’s not just a legend because he’s been around since day one, it’s because he’s a formidable opponent...
Vinegar: Who seems to be going through some lifestyle challenge’s, that make me wonder his ability to compete on the same level...
Hanson: Well you’re a moron, you probably think Nikko Nulty Nathans will be able to beat Chassie Fear tonight as well..
Vinegar: Anything is possible at a GIW PPV.
Hanson: And if all that wasn’t enough, The Lord Chief is also in action....and he’s gonna show everyone why Moss Edwards is an over rated piece of chump change in comparison to Blessed Immortality!
Vinegar: But before we head for the first match, it seems Mickey Dragon has received yet another letter from...
Hanson: His Momma!
Vinegar: Indeed, and for some reason the producers have deemed it worth looking at, so let’s go backstage!
Dearest Mickey,
Tonight is the big night, dear. I know you will make mother proud. I wanted to make sure you got this before your match and to leave a little surprise for you. You know how I do like to spoil you. Anyway, imagine my surprise when dropped by to leave your goodies and found three slutacious females in various stages of undress, each posing on articles of furniture awaiting your arrival. I can tell you they were surprised to see me, as well they should be. The nerve! Sneaking into your private areas like that! A man’s home is his castle, and while a locker room isn’t a home it is a sanctuary. I knew you would appreciate the alone time, so I shooed the shameless hussies out the door and admonished them not to come back, and that you didn‘t like women like them. I can almost see the gratitude on your face. A few other things, Mickey… I saw you went on a date with your little friend, KvK. While I am still supportive if this is your decision, dear, I do wish you would find someone else for your extracurricular activities. He seems to be a bad influence. However, as I don’t want him to feel left out and cause troubles between you, I brought him something special as well. I know how he likes my surprises too. Remember, mommy’s watching!
Love,
Your Mom
P. S.
You don’t want to wind up like your piece of shit, no child-support paying, lowlife, small dick father, so be a good boy and listen to what that nice Dr. Torres has to say and be sure to take your medicine. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in the most delightful way!
Mickey’s face remains blank while reading the note, the only clue as to his emotions is the muscle twitching at the side of his head, the muscle that seems to twitch more and more frequently as he reads on. His body almost shaking with the barely-restrained fury, he turns slowly, note in hand, to see the signs and balloons the strippers had left in their hasty departure. Spying something black and lacy on the floor, he stoops to pick up what turns out to be a bra with a rather large cup size. Their perfume still lingered in the air, adding credence to the story in the letter. His eyes scan the room looking for more clues. All is quiet except for his heavy, angry breathing. This was not boding well for the show. He had been in a rather pleasant mood, well pleasant for him anyways, when he showed up at the arena, but that had all ended when he set foot in the locker room and saw… the cupcake tree.
It was a towering, silver monstrosity, its circular orifices giving it up to a mountain of cupcakes complete with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles. Rainbow sprinkles. What the fuck. The other guys on the roster start to stroll in, some pausing to sniff the air, the scent of eau de hooker and cupcakes mixing and causing a variety of reactions. Most see Mickey’s face and decide to back off, but a few decide to brave his stormy countenance for one of those scrumptious looking treats of delectable goodness.
“Aye, lad, smells like sex and cupcakes in here,” Raenius shouts happily as he pops his head in the door and then just as quickly pops back out, seeing Mickey’s face.
Mickey’s screams of anger as he tears the room apart send the remaining few off into the showers, clutching the few ill-gotten prizes and hauling ass.
“Hey there, ho there, sunshine,” KvK quips as he strolls into the locker room, bags in hand and shades on. He whistles low as he looks around at the damage done before looking back at Mickey’s red and angry face.
“I take it there was another letter?”
Mickey answers by erupting into a scream of rage and throwing a table over, the letter still clutched in his hand.
“She’s driving me fucking crazy!” he roars to no one in particular.
“Short drive there, buddy,” KvK can’t help but slip in, holding up his hands when Mickey turns on him.
“Whoa there, buddy, what are you so upset for? Look, cupcakes. What the fuck, rainbow sprinkles?” So saying, KvK picks up one of the cupcakes, examining it closely, picking at the rainbow sprinkles and flicking them off, unknowingly, or seemingly unknowingly, doing so at a very irate Mickey Dragon. Once all of the offending sprinkles are removed, he pulls the bright and shiny star wrappers from around his delectable offering and proceeds to take a bite. His eyes widen in surprise.
“Dude, peanut butter mousse filling! Holy fuck that’s good! You gotta try one of these, man, it’ll calm you down,” KvK rambles on, staring at the cupcake like he is in love. Mickey Dragon just watches him in disbelief before shaking his head and smirking at him.
“Well, no worries, there ol’ buddy, she left something for you too.”
KvK gets a worried look on his face as Mickey pulls out not one but two glass pitchers full of a clear liquid and places them on a table carelessly, some of the liquid sloshing out. KvK moves forward hesitantly, almost as if approaching a snake. He leans forward and sniffs at the unknown substance, yanking his head back, his face turning red and twitchy, matching Mickey’s from moments before.
“Fucking Zima! It’s full of that shit! Goddammit all to hell,” he screams, grabbing one of the pitchers and throwing it at a wall, effectively shattering it. Shards of glass and Zima fly all over the place, the wall dripping with the liquid. A splat sounds as the half-eaten once-glorified cupcake joins its companion offering and slides down the wall leaving a chocolately trail like a slug in its wake. Unsatisfied with this display, KvK pulls out his trusty claw hammer, from who knows where, and bashes the other pitcher of Zima into oblivion, obviously enjoying the violence of it all and imagining a certain maternal figure in its place.
“NO MORE FUCKING ZIMA!” he roars, punctuating each word with a blow from the hammer. He turns to Mickey, the rage clear on his face.
“This bitch is fucking with us and I’m sick of this shit! I’m going to find out who the fuck this is and I’m going to do it now!” And so saying, KvK storms out, claw hammer in hand.
“Good luck, motherfucker,” Mickey calls to him, staring at the trashed area of the locker room. He walks over to the cupcakes with a sigh and selects one, staring at it momentarily.
“This bitch will be stopped tonight.” He makes the promise to himself as he undresses the cupcake and takes a bite, the surprise showing in his eyes.
“Ooooh peanut butter.”