Carnage? Yes there will be.

[redfusion]

The camera fades in on a bathroom door. The door flies open, but no one is there. The camera goes in, and Red Fusion is standing at the urinal, doing the obvious. He shutters, and stops. He zips up and turns around. His eyes wide, the camera pans over to see none other than the ghost of Leslie Neilsen!

Red Fusion: I thought you were dead?!

Leslie: I am! I am here in ghost form, of course.

Red Fusion: Makes sense....I guess...

Leslie: Fusion, I am here because I am having the damnedest time with something.

Red Fusion: What's that?

Leslie: Well, before I passed, I bought a blue ray dvd player, unfortunately it was Japanese. And I can't understand these damn instructions to save my life! They are written in BUDA!

Red Fusion: What the hell is that?

Leslie: Beats me! *turns head slightly to the rear* Uh oh! Gotta run! *POOF*

A New York City cop walks in and sees Red, holding a blue ray dvd player instruction manual, written in BUDA.

COP: Hey pal! Who were you talking to? Do you know where you are?

Red Fusion: I was talking to Leslie Neilsen, and I'm in the bathroom at New York Central Station.

COP: Leslie Neilsen is dead, pal. Get out of here before I haul you into the nut house.

Red shakes his head and then scurries out of the restroom. Ed Leonard is there waiting with both of their bags.

Ed Leonard: What the hell Red? Let's get going!

Red Fusion: Yes, let's.

Ed Leonard: Oh wait, hang on. I need to get something out of my bag.

Ed reaches in his bag and pulls out a pair of checkered socks, that also have penguins on them. But both socks are full of marbles. Ed starts swinging them around like a weapon, but only playing of course.

Red Fusion: Put those damn things away before someone gets hurt. Can't risk anything before the big match at Horizons.

Ed Leonard: I'm just playing around Red, relax.

While Ed was looking at Red and still swinging the socks, he turns and cannot stop in time! He hits a cop in the back with one of the marble filled socks! Ed drops them, and looks as though he might cry! The cop has an angry look on his face, and out of nowhere, 3 other cops tackle Ed to the ground! They cuff him and haul him off.

Red Fusion: Uh....what the hell just happened? Shit!

The scene fades out. Moments later the camera fades back in on Red Fusion with his bag and Ed's bag in a locker room at the arena.

Red Fusion: What the hell kind of shit was that? What a weird day. Anyway, Carnage match huh? I guess they want to keep me busy so i don't see all the bull jive going on around here. Fine, I'll play their games. Wouldn't mind having some gold around my waist again anyway. Besides, someone has to restore the integrity of the titles around here.

Red continues to unpack his bag while still talking.

Red Fusion: I've seen how these matches play out, and I will gladly have no problem taking the title home with me. However, I see a bunch of rookies standing in my way. The battle royal the other night? Tyvola, that was just a chance moment. I'm not making excuses. Because I assure you, that shit won't be happening again. Pierce, old friend, you are once again in the same ring as I, and I will no problem putting you down. Enigma, I'm going to finally get the chance to show you why I was the superior top dog, and all you are is a washed up has been, who can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Medos, you're still a young pup. Good luck to you but don't be upset if you get dropped like a bad habit. And big Zeke....the Archangel himself. Try and fly high, I will clip them delicate wings of yours and send you straight to hell. Gabrielle, honey, stay out of the big boy talk and go find some dolls to play with. You're way out of your league. And last but not least, Kyle fucking Tacker.

Red smirks, chuckles, and continues talking.

Red Fusion: I saw you break out on the scene in LWF, and when I first heard of you, and saw you, I figured you'd go far. But you ended up being another dud. It's a shock to see you still around. Well, just like I've done before, I'll do again and whoop your sorry ass all over the arena and straight out the front door. The belt is coming home with me folks. And there isn't a damn thing anyone of you can do about it.

Red goes to walk off camera, then you hear him say one more thing, but it is slightly muffled.

Red Fusion: Now to get Ed out of jail.

[Sheena Ramone]

you do know that Enigma is 22 right? how can he be a washed up has been? lol.

[EZRA]

My thoughts exactly. It was good writing. Not bad at all but you need to do a little more research before you write. I dint think anyone in this match is a rookie.

Like I said, though. It wasn't bad and good luck at the PPV.

[Red Bull Icon]

Age has nothing to do with being washed up or a rookie.

BoolZ would say he was at his best in high school, and Tyvola's been wrestling for a lot less time than it took to grow the beard but he's probably the oldest character in the fed.

[Sheena Ramone]

thats the thing though, Enigma has only been in smaller feds before (mentioned previously), and not for that long, so it still has that thought of 'how much research went into this'.

not trying to be offensive or nothing, just my 2 cents.

[Lord Hastings]

Some things are a matter of perspective. The Red Fusion character goes back to at least 2003 as thereby has been wrestling for at least seven years, he could conceivably view a character that has only been around for a couple years as still being a rookie. Like Ty said before, age is unrelated. Fusion could easily view Enigma as washed up if he feels he has already peaked with his Chaos Title reign.

Still, Enigma's point is well taken. However, seeing as Red is currently posting from the Middle East and participating as what is probably his leisure time and enjoyment in a difficult situation as well as a time-crunch, I think we can cut him a break here and there if he doesn't have all his facts lined up. I think the effort is still there.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

I generally conceive a character as washed up, in the wrestling industry, when it is felt that said character needs a new gimmick in an attempt to get 'over', rather than relying on and building the current character.

Make of that what you will.

[EZRA]

I didn't mean to be a dick and I do understand what it is like to RP from overseas, that's why I took a hiatus instead of continuing to RP while deployed.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Dec 3, 2010 20:20:47 GMT -5 T-Robosaurus Rex said:

I generally conceive a character as washed up, in the wrestling industry, when it is felt that said character needs a new gimmick in an attempt to get 'over', rather than relying on and building the current character.

Make of that what you will.

Hence why Hurricane was such an embarrassment.

My thoughts are with what has already been said, however, I recognise the ammount of stress that you are currently under, and given the situation it was a nice effort. the bit with the vision of leslie neilson threw me off a little, made me wonder why he would have brought the Blu-Ray player to begin with, but that is a minor complaint.

a solid effort, man.

[Jet Somers]

I respect your posting while posted (see what I did there?), however, it's still a competition after all, not to mention a huge show, so here comes the criticism:

Other than it being a bit short, it was decent overall. My only real complaint was that the stip kinda seemed like it didn't tie in at all. Like, "LOOK AT ME, I'M THE STIP... moving on"