Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 20:32:39 GMT -5
(The following is a GIW.COM exclusive)
Brandon: Right now we are in Harlem, New York. We are at Big B’s house.
Big B: We are here to train Brandon for his GIW World Title run.
Brandon: That is correct. So Big B who is the lucky guy I get to fight.
Big B: It looks like you are fighting Savage.
Brandon: Savage, didn’t he tell us, he would kick our asses.
Big B: I believe he did.
Brandon: All because we accused him of being either Ben or Fred Savage.
Big B: You are right.
Brandon: I consider this fight then to be poetic justice.
Big B: How will we train for this “Savage” beast.
Brandon: I have an idea. Ladies and Gentlemen Ben and Fred Savage.
(Ben and Fred Savage appear on the screen.)
Ben: Are you sure these people know who we are?
Brandon: Of course, everybody watched Boy Meets World and The Wonder Years.
Big B: Not in the hood, we didn’t. We watched Fresh Prince, Good Times, and Family Matters.
Brandon: Good point. So what if nobody knows who you guys are. The fact is you guys are Savages.
Fred: That is just our last names.
Big B: But it means you guys are supposed to be monsters.
Fred: No it doesn’t.
Brandon: Hey Fred, didn’t I tell you to wear that mole from the Austin Powers movie.
Fred: I’m not going to wear that stupid mole.
Big B: Yes, you will.
Fred: Fine, but your just going to do the stupid thing Austin Powers did.
Brandon: No I won’t.
Fred: Okay. (Puts on mole)
Brandon: Moley! Moley! Moley!
Fred: (Takes off mole.) You said you wouldn’t do that.
Brandon: I lied.
Big B: Anyways, the point of you guys being here was to show, we can beat Savages.
Brandon: So we have ordered a ring outside and we are going to have ourselves a tag team match.
Ben: That’s crazy. We don’t accept.
Big B: You signed a contract.
Fred: Fine, we will do it.
Brandon: That was easy.
(Brandon and Big B head outside to their ring.)
Brandon: Big B, you got a trampoline ring.
Big B: I thought that would be more fun.
Brandon: How good will you bounce on that thing?
Big B: I guess we will just have to find out.
Brandon: Where are they?
Big B: Play their theme music.
Brandon: Why would they have theme music?
Big B: I don’t know. Tell them to play the music from one of their shows.
Brandon: Okay. Tech guy, play us some Boy Meets World music.
(The music starts playing and Ben and Fred come out.)
Ben: Why is there Boy Meets World music playing?
Brandon: So you guys would come out.
Fred: Ben, I told you we should have ran when we had the chance.
Ben: Is that a trampoline ring?
Big B: Don’t disrespect the trampoline ring.
Fred: I’m not getting on the same trampoline as him.
Brandon: You are under contract.
Fred: Ben, why did we sign these contracts?
Ben: We needed the money.
(They get all get in the ring.)
Brandon: Ring the bell!!!
Ben: No, don’t ring the bell.
(Ding, Ding)
Ben: Can’t we talk this over?
Brandon: No. (He hits him with a clothesline and tags in Big B)
Big B: BONZAI SPLASH!!! (He crushes Ben Savage.)
Brandon: Throw him out. Bring in Fred.
Fred: Aren’t you worried about my brother?
Big B: No. (Big B pulls him into the ring) Give us a Superkick, Brandon.
Brandon: I can do. (Brandon Superkicks Fred Savage.)
Big B: I think we knocked them out.
Brandon: Here’s a permanent marker. Draw penises on their faces. (Big B draws.)
Big B: I thought I did a pretty good job on that.
Brandon: The one is a little droopy.
Big B: My mistake.
Brandon: Anyways, on a more serious note. No more joking around. Yes, I’m referencing the fucking clown on Savage’s side. I’ll be honest. I fucking hate clowns. I wish every clown in the world would be thrown into a gas chamber. Yes, that was a reference to Savage being a Nazi. More on that a little later. You know the last clown I remember died naked in a hotel room. Hopefully, the same happens to Charley “Joka” White. We here at the Brown family hate all clowns with a passion and we hope you go to hell. As for the big tall guy that never talks, I’m guessing he was raped by that clown brother of his. That is why he only ever listens to him.
Big B: Not in a good mood, are you?
Brandon: No.
Big B: I can see that.
Brandon: Now for the Savage I have been wanting to talk about. Tracie Savage, whatever happened to you. You got killed in Friday the 13th Part 3 and I haven’t heard from you since. Did being in a bad horror movie kill your career.? I personally liked the movie. It was in 3D.
Big B: What girl are you talking about?
Brandon: The one who got naked in the shower.
Big B: Now, I remember.
Brandon: All you got to do is mention nudity or food and he will know. Anyways, once again all joking aside. God, I hate clowns. Savage, I want to be GIW Champion and you and your Nazi ways can’t stop me from living my dreams. I for one can’t understand why you would even want to be an Aryan. Those guys killed so many people for no fucking reason. I hope every single one of you Aryans go to hell along with those stupid fucking clowns.
Big B: I hope saying the F word every other word doesn’t send you to hell.
Brandon: You aren’t much help.
Big B: I’m just saying.
Brandon: It doesn’t matter. I will defeat that stupid Nazi bastard and be one step closer to my dream of being GIW World Champion. (He sees Ben Savage stagger to his feet and he delivers him Superkick.) That will be your fate, Savage and there is nothing you can do about it.
End
Brandon: Right now we are in Harlem, New York. We are at Big B’s house.
Big B: We are here to train Brandon for his GIW World Title run.
Brandon: That is correct. So Big B who is the lucky guy I get to fight.
Big B: It looks like you are fighting Savage.
Brandon: Savage, didn’t he tell us, he would kick our asses.
Big B: I believe he did.
Brandon: All because we accused him of being either Ben or Fred Savage.
Big B: You are right.
Brandon: I consider this fight then to be poetic justice.
Big B: How will we train for this “Savage” beast.
Brandon: I have an idea. Ladies and Gentlemen Ben and Fred Savage.
(Ben and Fred Savage appear on the screen.)
Ben: Are you sure these people know who we are?
Brandon: Of course, everybody watched Boy Meets World and The Wonder Years.
Big B: Not in the hood, we didn’t. We watched Fresh Prince, Good Times, and Family Matters.
Brandon: Good point. So what if nobody knows who you guys are. The fact is you guys are Savages.
Fred: That is just our last names.
Big B: But it means you guys are supposed to be monsters.
Fred: No it doesn’t.
Brandon: Hey Fred, didn’t I tell you to wear that mole from the Austin Powers movie.
Fred: I’m not going to wear that stupid mole.
Big B: Yes, you will.
Fred: Fine, but your just going to do the stupid thing Austin Powers did.
Brandon: No I won’t.
Fred: Okay. (Puts on mole)
Brandon: Moley! Moley! Moley!
Fred: (Takes off mole.) You said you wouldn’t do that.
Brandon: I lied.
Big B: Anyways, the point of you guys being here was to show, we can beat Savages.
Brandon: So we have ordered a ring outside and we are going to have ourselves a tag team match.
Ben: That’s crazy. We don’t accept.
Big B: You signed a contract.
Fred: Fine, we will do it.
Brandon: That was easy.
(Brandon and Big B head outside to their ring.)
Brandon: Big B, you got a trampoline ring.
Big B: I thought that would be more fun.
Brandon: How good will you bounce on that thing?
Big B: I guess we will just have to find out.
Brandon: Where are they?
Big B: Play their theme music.
Brandon: Why would they have theme music?
Big B: I don’t know. Tell them to play the music from one of their shows.
Brandon: Okay. Tech guy, play us some Boy Meets World music.
(The music starts playing and Ben and Fred come out.)
Ben: Why is there Boy Meets World music playing?
Brandon: So you guys would come out.
Fred: Ben, I told you we should have ran when we had the chance.
Ben: Is that a trampoline ring?
Big B: Don’t disrespect the trampoline ring.
Fred: I’m not getting on the same trampoline as him.
Brandon: You are under contract.
Fred: Ben, why did we sign these contracts?
Ben: We needed the money.
(They get all get in the ring.)
Brandon: Ring the bell!!!
Ben: No, don’t ring the bell.
(Ding, Ding)
Ben: Can’t we talk this over?
Brandon: No. (He hits him with a clothesline and tags in Big B)
Big B: BONZAI SPLASH!!! (He crushes Ben Savage.)
Brandon: Throw him out. Bring in Fred.
Fred: Aren’t you worried about my brother?
Big B: No. (Big B pulls him into the ring) Give us a Superkick, Brandon.
Brandon: I can do. (Brandon Superkicks Fred Savage.)
Big B: I think we knocked them out.
Brandon: Here’s a permanent marker. Draw penises on their faces. (Big B draws.)
Big B: I thought I did a pretty good job on that.
Brandon: The one is a little droopy.
Big B: My mistake.
Brandon: Anyways, on a more serious note. No more joking around. Yes, I’m referencing the fucking clown on Savage’s side. I’ll be honest. I fucking hate clowns. I wish every clown in the world would be thrown into a gas chamber. Yes, that was a reference to Savage being a Nazi. More on that a little later. You know the last clown I remember died naked in a hotel room. Hopefully, the same happens to Charley “Joka” White. We here at the Brown family hate all clowns with a passion and we hope you go to hell. As for the big tall guy that never talks, I’m guessing he was raped by that clown brother of his. That is why he only ever listens to him.
Big B: Not in a good mood, are you?
Brandon: No.
Big B: I can see that.
Brandon: Now for the Savage I have been wanting to talk about. Tracie Savage, whatever happened to you. You got killed in Friday the 13th Part 3 and I haven’t heard from you since. Did being in a bad horror movie kill your career.? I personally liked the movie. It was in 3D.
Big B: What girl are you talking about?
Brandon: The one who got naked in the shower.
Big B: Now, I remember.
Brandon: All you got to do is mention nudity or food and he will know. Anyways, once again all joking aside. God, I hate clowns. Savage, I want to be GIW Champion and you and your Nazi ways can’t stop me from living my dreams. I for one can’t understand why you would even want to be an Aryan. Those guys killed so many people for no fucking reason. I hope every single one of you Aryans go to hell along with those stupid fucking clowns.
Big B: I hope saying the F word every other word doesn’t send you to hell.
Brandon: You aren’t much help.
Big B: I’m just saying.
Brandon: It doesn’t matter. I will defeat that stupid Nazi bastard and be one step closer to my dream of being GIW World Champion. (He sees Ben Savage stagger to his feet and he delivers him Superkick.) That will be your fate, Savage and there is nothing you can do about it.
End