Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 21:03:35 GMT -5
Who is the biggest wrestler in the world today? Who is the strongest wrestler in the world today? Who is the best wrestler in the world today? The answer is The 500 Pound Wrecking Machine Big B Brown.
This week I have a match against Lord Deathman. I know Lord Deathman is a great wrestler but he can’t match power and ability with me. Deathman is also the number 1 contender for the GIW championship. I for one see this as an opportunity for myself to get into the GIW title hunt. If I beat the Deathman, then I consider myself the number 1 contender for the title.
Since I got here, I have been held back. Whether it be by the management or by my cousin. Declan Prescott barely ever gave me any matches. Most of the time I just sat in the locker room bored to death watching guys like Levi Witham or Sean Jenson wrestling instead of me. Seriously, how the hell are you brothers. I want an explanation on the different last names. Do you guys have different parents or something?
Anyways, Cara Costello has given me a chance this week to prove why I should be in the main event. By giving me a match with Lord Deathman, she has proven to me that she knows who the good wrestlers are. Unlike Prescott who put some idiot named Matt Clarks on a few shows.
I believe I am the most deserving of a title shot right now. I can beat Brandon Brown. I know his moves and his style since I’m his cousin. He really isn’t that great of a wrestler. I can beat him any day of the week. He wouldn’t even be the champion if it wasn’t for me. I can’t wait to see him lose that title. Hopefully he will lose the belt to Lord Deathman. That way after I beat Deathman this week, then I will be considered the top contender for the title.
It is my dream to become a champion in the sport of wrestling. Wrestling is the only sport I truly care about. To become a champion would be just plain unreal to me. I guaran-damn-tee that I will become a champion someday. It may not be today, but one of these days I will be your champion. I will complete that journey to become a champion. It is my dream. It is my destiny. It is my future.
A mystery opponent I have been given this week. I am stressing the fuck out. I have no clue who the hell I will face. I can’t hire Scooby Doo anymore because they are pissed off at me. Why would they do this to me? I have been a good champion, haven’t I? Maybe it is because Cara is angry that I injured Declan. I didn’t mean to. Okay, I did mean to. But he had it coming to him.
Seriously, who could it be? Maybe this Question Mark guy is somebody I know. Maybe I don’t know him. Maybe it is the Riddler from Batman. I’m about to break down. I think Cara just wants to get in my head or give me head. It’s one of the two. She is playing tricks on my mind and I don’t like it. Damn it, I want to know who I’m wrestling right now.
Maybe she is making me face Savage again. I’ve already beat him twice though. She wouldn’t make me fight him for a third time. Maybe Declan is healed already and nobody was told. He might be back for revenge. No, he can’t be healed. I kicked his ass too badly. I know it won’t be Rock Hard, Garland, Sean, Big B, or Deathman since they have matches. But maybe that is what they want me to think. Wait, maybe it is those Japanese guys. They don’t have a match and they have a beef with me. It must be them.
Yes, I have figured it out. I am wrestling the Japanese guys. Wait, they made it too obvious. So I am definitely not facing them. Levi doesn’t have a match. Maybe I will fight him. But he has too many problems with Sean right now, so he wouldn’t want to deal with me. I could be facing that Donovan Hastings guy. He is too busy dealing with Chris Austin though. Unless he wants my title also. Wait, maybe it is Chris Austin. He wants my belt so he can have all the gold. No, he wouldn’t do that or would he.
I’m going crazy here. It could be one of the new guys like Boolz, Dylan James, or Travis Roberts. They want to make a mark here by beating the champion. But would Cara get the new guys a shot a me already. I got it. I’m fighting McSkinny again. All this messing with my mind just so I can fight McSkinny. No, beating McSkinny would be too easy. Same can be said about Obese Tony and Progdoor. Maybe I am wrestling the White Brothers. But I don’t think they have a problem with me. They have problems with Savage.
I’m running out of options. Is Mitch Betts still in the company? I think he might of retired. I don’t know. I could be fighting a woman for all I know. I think I figured it out. I’m fighting Andy Savana. I heard him say he was the uncrowned champion. He wants a title shot. He wants to fight me. But he might still be retired. But I think he wants to make a comeback. He seems to obvious also. Wait, I have finally figured it out. This week on Sentinel I will be facing the returning FLETCH!!!!!!
This week I have a match against Lord Deathman. I know Lord Deathman is a great wrestler but he can’t match power and ability with me. Deathman is also the number 1 contender for the GIW championship. I for one see this as an opportunity for myself to get into the GIW title hunt. If I beat the Deathman, then I consider myself the number 1 contender for the title.
Since I got here, I have been held back. Whether it be by the management or by my cousin. Declan Prescott barely ever gave me any matches. Most of the time I just sat in the locker room bored to death watching guys like Levi Witham or Sean Jenson wrestling instead of me. Seriously, how the hell are you brothers. I want an explanation on the different last names. Do you guys have different parents or something?
Anyways, Cara Costello has given me a chance this week to prove why I should be in the main event. By giving me a match with Lord Deathman, she has proven to me that she knows who the good wrestlers are. Unlike Prescott who put some idiot named Matt Clarks on a few shows.
I believe I am the most deserving of a title shot right now. I can beat Brandon Brown. I know his moves and his style since I’m his cousin. He really isn’t that great of a wrestler. I can beat him any day of the week. He wouldn’t even be the champion if it wasn’t for me. I can’t wait to see him lose that title. Hopefully he will lose the belt to Lord Deathman. That way after I beat Deathman this week, then I will be considered the top contender for the title.
It is my dream to become a champion in the sport of wrestling. Wrestling is the only sport I truly care about. To become a champion would be just plain unreal to me. I guaran-damn-tee that I will become a champion someday. It may not be today, but one of these days I will be your champion. I will complete that journey to become a champion. It is my dream. It is my destiny. It is my future.
A mystery opponent I have been given this week. I am stressing the fuck out. I have no clue who the hell I will face. I can’t hire Scooby Doo anymore because they are pissed off at me. Why would they do this to me? I have been a good champion, haven’t I? Maybe it is because Cara is angry that I injured Declan. I didn’t mean to. Okay, I did mean to. But he had it coming to him.
Seriously, who could it be? Maybe this Question Mark guy is somebody I know. Maybe I don’t know him. Maybe it is the Riddler from Batman. I’m about to break down. I think Cara just wants to get in my head or give me head. It’s one of the two. She is playing tricks on my mind and I don’t like it. Damn it, I want to know who I’m wrestling right now.
Maybe she is making me face Savage again. I’ve already beat him twice though. She wouldn’t make me fight him for a third time. Maybe Declan is healed already and nobody was told. He might be back for revenge. No, he can’t be healed. I kicked his ass too badly. I know it won’t be Rock Hard, Garland, Sean, Big B, or Deathman since they have matches. But maybe that is what they want me to think. Wait, maybe it is those Japanese guys. They don’t have a match and they have a beef with me. It must be them.
Yes, I have figured it out. I am wrestling the Japanese guys. Wait, they made it too obvious. So I am definitely not facing them. Levi doesn’t have a match. Maybe I will fight him. But he has too many problems with Sean right now, so he wouldn’t want to deal with me. I could be facing that Donovan Hastings guy. He is too busy dealing with Chris Austin though. Unless he wants my title also. Wait, maybe it is Chris Austin. He wants my belt so he can have all the gold. No, he wouldn’t do that or would he.
I’m going crazy here. It could be one of the new guys like Boolz, Dylan James, or Travis Roberts. They want to make a mark here by beating the champion. But would Cara get the new guys a shot a me already. I got it. I’m fighting McSkinny again. All this messing with my mind just so I can fight McSkinny. No, beating McSkinny would be too easy. Same can be said about Obese Tony and Progdoor. Maybe I am wrestling the White Brothers. But I don’t think they have a problem with me. They have problems with Savage.
I’m running out of options. Is Mitch Betts still in the company? I think he might of retired. I don’t know. I could be fighting a woman for all I know. I think I figured it out. I’m fighting Andy Savana. I heard him say he was the uncrowned champion. He wants a title shot. He wants to fight me. But he might still be retired. But I think he wants to make a comeback. He seems to obvious also. Wait, I have finally figured it out. This week on Sentinel I will be facing the returning FLETCH!!!!!!