Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 22:03:29 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Big B Brown and some GIW interview guy.)
Big B: GIW couldn’t get Roxy Malone or Jason Reeves to do this interview.
Guy: GIW didn’t see you as somebody that important.
Big B: Is that so? I’m going to give GIW a piece of my mind.
Guy: No, you aren’t.
Big B: Yeah, you’re probably right. I have an interview to do.
Guy: I’ll start with the first question. What are your goals for 2009?
Big B: Hopefully I can get some gold around my waist or in my case on my shoulder. I’ve never won a championship in my career so I hope this year that I can start.
Guy: Are there any opponents that you look forward to facing?
Big B: I would love a shot a Travis Roberts. I think we could put on a good match. I’d also like to work with Boolz or Alex Kiseragi. Some of these new guys also intrigue me. I hope they can bring some more excitement to GIW.
Guy: That’s what we are all hoping for. On a non-wrestling note, I heard you filmed a role for a movie. Can you tell me about it?
Big B: I can’t tell you too much about it. I can tell you that it is directed by Sylvester Stallone and he also stars in it. The cast also features Steven Seagal and Chris Rock.
Guy: It sounds like a terrible movie.
Big B: You should have been there for filming.
Guy: I’m actually glad I wasn’t. Besides competitive eating and wrestling, what other sports were you interested in?
Big B: I loved playing football. I was All-State my Junior and Senior years.
Guy: What position were you?
Big B: Quarterback. No, I was the center. A pretty big center. I had so many colleges after me.
Guy: Why did you decide to wrestle then?
Big B: I always have loved wrestling. I’ve been a fan since I was a little kid.
Guy: You’ve had a lot of tragedies in your life. How have those things affected you?
Big B: My dad died when I was real young and it always saddens me to think about it. The death that had the most effect on me was my brothers. His death was my fault and it shouldn’t have happened. I don’t really like talking about that stuff so can we move on?
Guy: Yes. Have you spoke to Nicolas Cage recently?
Big B: Last week. He’s been put on medications so we shouldn’t be bugged by him for a long time.
Guy: That’s a good thing. You mentioned winning titles earlier, how about the tag titles?
Big B: I would love to win the tag titles. There are plenty of guys in the company that I would love to team with.
Guy: I barely ever see you team up with Brandon Brown. Do you two dislike working as a team?
Big B: I don’t know why we never teamed up much. I would love to team with Brandon though.
Guy: You have a big match against Donavan Hastings this week. What do you think of him?
Big B: He’s a guy with a few screws loose in his head. He isn’t still mad about that whole referee thing, is he?
Guy: I’m not sure. We can only hope that is resolved. Now, you are supposed to have Brandon in your corner this week. I haven’t seen Brandon since Horizons, will he show up?
Big B: I actually haven’t talked to Brandon since the day of Horizons. I have no idea what he did this last month. I didn’t get a Christmas present from him. He did leave me a message saying that he would be there though.
Guy: That’s good to hear. We look forward to seeing Brandon Brown back in action this year.
Big B: You’re looking more forward to seeing me wrestle though.
Guy: Sure.
Big B: You know 2009 is the year of the fat man. This 500 Pound Wrecking Machine is going to tear through GIW this year and he will win the Unified Global Title.
Guy: We can only hope.
Big B: Are you sure they couldn’t get Roxy or Jason? How much are they paying you?
Guy: Not enough.
Big B: You don’t even have a name. You are just the interview guy.
Guy: I’ve had enough of this. This interview is over.
(Scene ends.)
Big B: GIW couldn’t get Roxy Malone or Jason Reeves to do this interview.
Guy: GIW didn’t see you as somebody that important.
Big B: Is that so? I’m going to give GIW a piece of my mind.
Guy: No, you aren’t.
Big B: Yeah, you’re probably right. I have an interview to do.
Guy: I’ll start with the first question. What are your goals for 2009?
Big B: Hopefully I can get some gold around my waist or in my case on my shoulder. I’ve never won a championship in my career so I hope this year that I can start.
Guy: Are there any opponents that you look forward to facing?
Big B: I would love a shot a Travis Roberts. I think we could put on a good match. I’d also like to work with Boolz or Alex Kiseragi. Some of these new guys also intrigue me. I hope they can bring some more excitement to GIW.
Guy: That’s what we are all hoping for. On a non-wrestling note, I heard you filmed a role for a movie. Can you tell me about it?
Big B: I can’t tell you too much about it. I can tell you that it is directed by Sylvester Stallone and he also stars in it. The cast also features Steven Seagal and Chris Rock.
Guy: It sounds like a terrible movie.
Big B: You should have been there for filming.
Guy: I’m actually glad I wasn’t. Besides competitive eating and wrestling, what other sports were you interested in?
Big B: I loved playing football. I was All-State my Junior and Senior years.
Guy: What position were you?
Big B: Quarterback. No, I was the center. A pretty big center. I had so many colleges after me.
Guy: Why did you decide to wrestle then?
Big B: I always have loved wrestling. I’ve been a fan since I was a little kid.
Guy: You’ve had a lot of tragedies in your life. How have those things affected you?
Big B: My dad died when I was real young and it always saddens me to think about it. The death that had the most effect on me was my brothers. His death was my fault and it shouldn’t have happened. I don’t really like talking about that stuff so can we move on?
Guy: Yes. Have you spoke to Nicolas Cage recently?
Big B: Last week. He’s been put on medications so we shouldn’t be bugged by him for a long time.
Guy: That’s a good thing. You mentioned winning titles earlier, how about the tag titles?
Big B: I would love to win the tag titles. There are plenty of guys in the company that I would love to team with.
Guy: I barely ever see you team up with Brandon Brown. Do you two dislike working as a team?
Big B: I don’t know why we never teamed up much. I would love to team with Brandon though.
Guy: You have a big match against Donavan Hastings this week. What do you think of him?
Big B: He’s a guy with a few screws loose in his head. He isn’t still mad about that whole referee thing, is he?
Guy: I’m not sure. We can only hope that is resolved. Now, you are supposed to have Brandon in your corner this week. I haven’t seen Brandon since Horizons, will he show up?
Big B: I actually haven’t talked to Brandon since the day of Horizons. I have no idea what he did this last month. I didn’t get a Christmas present from him. He did leave me a message saying that he would be there though.
Guy: That’s good to hear. We look forward to seeing Brandon Brown back in action this year.
Big B: You’re looking more forward to seeing me wrestle though.
Guy: Sure.
Big B: You know 2009 is the year of the fat man. This 500 Pound Wrecking Machine is going to tear through GIW this year and he will win the Unified Global Title.
Guy: We can only hope.
Big B: Are you sure they couldn’t get Roxy or Jason? How much are they paying you?
Guy: Not enough.
Big B: You don’t even have a name. You are just the interview guy.
Guy: I’ve had enough of this. This interview is over.
(Scene ends.)