Post by brandonbrown on Jul 25, 2009 22:08:55 GMT -5
(Big B and Brandon are seen in a truck driving down the highway.)
Brandon: I’m going to stop that killer. I just need help finding him first.
Big B: Jason belongs in hell and I’m going to make sure he gets there.
Brandon: I told you on the way here that if I let you drive that you won’t do any lines from the Friday the 13th series.
Big B: I bet you can’t guess which one that was off of.
Brandon: Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. I’ve seen the movies just as much as you.
Big B: Then you know that since I’m driving, I’m the main character. That means Jason is going to stick his first right through you.
Brandon: The only reason I let you come was so that I had somebody to do dialogue with. I’m starting to regret it. I should have called Chuck Norris.
Big B: (Rubbing his jaw.) Darn that Chuck. All because I didn’t buy his stupid Total Gym.
Brandon: Lose any weight yet.
Big B: I’m afraid to check the scales. So how is this man going to help us find the killer?
Brandon: This man is a genius. He should have a bunch of good gadgets we could use to find him.
Big B: You better hope so or else this drive would be a big waste of time.
(The scene changes to Brandon and Big B inside this man’s house.)
Brandon: We need you to give us all this stuff so we can find him.
?: You do know that I’m not Lucius Fox in real life.
Big B: Yes, we do know that Morgan Freeman but we figured that you would have all those gadgets. How else would you have survived the car crash.
Morgan Freeman: Ever heard of a seat belt?
Big B: Yeah.
(Brandon can be seen looking at Morgan Freeman’s Oscar.)
Brandon: Did you know Nicolas Cage has one of these?
Morgan Freeman: I did. Somehow he won his before me.
Brandon: What movie was this for?
Morgan Freeman: Million Dollar Baby.
Brandon: I hated that movie.
Morgan Freeman: I’m sorry you feel that way.
Brandon: You should have won for Driving Miss Daisy.
Morgan Freeman: That’s more like it.
Big B: So you don’t have any of that cool sonar stuff or a tumbler? What are you good for then?
Morgan Freeman: I said I wasn’t Lucius Fox. I didn’t say anything about not having any of those cool gadgets.
Big B: So we could be Batman?
Morgan Freeman: No. But I can help you with your current problem. Come with me.
(Morgan Freeman takes them over to a wall. He then types a combination into the keypad and the wall opens. You then see a big wall of screens.)
Morgan Freeman: Here we go. I remember you saying that you wanted that sonar stuff. Like I said in the movie, this is too much power for one man. Plus, I have no idea how you will be able to find this one guy you are looking for. He could be anywhere in the world.
Brandon: Does this sonar thing work anywhere in the world?
Morgan Freeman: Yes, it does.
Brandon: How did you get it equipped to every sonar in the world?
Morgan Freeman: Some people would say that I’m God.
Brandon: Some people would say that you are sitting in Chuck Norris’s seat.
Big B: Fuck Chuck.
Brandon: Quiet, he’ll hear you.
Big B: Yeah right.
Brandon: Do you remember what happened last time?
Morgan Freeman: Why don’t we find out?
(Morgan Freeman turns the sonar on.)
Morgan Freeman: I like to track what Chuck is doing.
(The sonar is showing Chuck Norris.)
Chuck Norris: That fat black guy said something bad about me again. I should go roundhouse kick him.
(Big B lets out a scream.)
Chuck Norris: Nah, I have more important things to do.
Big B: Phew.
Brandon: Lucky.
Morgan Freeman: Do you think you will be able to find this man using this?
Brandon: I can try.
Morgan Freeman: Where do you think he is?
Brandon: I’m thinking somewhere in Florida but I’m not sure.
Morgan Freeman: Do you know his voice or face?
Brandon: I know his face but his voice I’m not too sure of.
Morgan Freeman: That might be where we have a problem.
Brandon: How about if I tell you what he looks like? Not too many people look like this dude.
Morgan Freeman: Go ahead.
Brandon: I don’t want Big B to hear so I’ll whisper it to you.
(Brandon whispers it into Morgan Freeman’s ear.)
Morgan Freeman: That does make things easier. I’ll look into this one.
Brandon: So is the Tumbler behind that wall?
Morgan Freeman: You wouldn’t want to know that.
(Brandon grabs Big B and throws him through the wall.)
Big B: Oww. Hey, the Tumbler is in here.
Brandon: Sweet. How much for the Tumbler?
Morgan Freeman: It’s not for sale
Brandon: Does it come in Brown?
Morgan Freeman: You don’t listen well.
Brandon: Nope.
(The scene changes to Big B in the truck and Brandon following him in the Tumbler.)
Brandon: Fox, have you found out where he is yet?
Morgan Freeman: It’s Morgan Freeman. He appears to be in Albion, Indiana.
Brandon: He knows I’m after him so he went back to my hometown. Thanks, Fox.
Morgan Freeman: Will that be all?
Brandon: No. I just listened to that Taylor Swift Love Story song. It’s the one about Romeo and Juliet. I’d like you to get out that old Shakespeare classic and read it to me. Everything you read sounds so cool. I want you to read every character in the same voice too.
Morgan Freeman: I am getting paid for this.
Brandon: Sure.
Big B: When do I get to drive the Tumbler?
Brandon: Never. Well, I’m on my way. I’m on my way. Home Sweet Home.
(Motley Crue’s Home Sweet Home plays as the scene fades to black.)
Brandon: I’m going to stop that killer. I just need help finding him first.
Big B: Jason belongs in hell and I’m going to make sure he gets there.
Brandon: I told you on the way here that if I let you drive that you won’t do any lines from the Friday the 13th series.
Big B: I bet you can’t guess which one that was off of.
Brandon: Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. I’ve seen the movies just as much as you.
Big B: Then you know that since I’m driving, I’m the main character. That means Jason is going to stick his first right through you.
Brandon: The only reason I let you come was so that I had somebody to do dialogue with. I’m starting to regret it. I should have called Chuck Norris.
Big B: (Rubbing his jaw.) Darn that Chuck. All because I didn’t buy his stupid Total Gym.
Brandon: Lose any weight yet.
Big B: I’m afraid to check the scales. So how is this man going to help us find the killer?
Brandon: This man is a genius. He should have a bunch of good gadgets we could use to find him.
Big B: You better hope so or else this drive would be a big waste of time.
(The scene changes to Brandon and Big B inside this man’s house.)
Brandon: We need you to give us all this stuff so we can find him.
?: You do know that I’m not Lucius Fox in real life.
Big B: Yes, we do know that Morgan Freeman but we figured that you would have all those gadgets. How else would you have survived the car crash.
Morgan Freeman: Ever heard of a seat belt?
Big B: Yeah.
(Brandon can be seen looking at Morgan Freeman’s Oscar.)
Brandon: Did you know Nicolas Cage has one of these?
Morgan Freeman: I did. Somehow he won his before me.
Brandon: What movie was this for?
Morgan Freeman: Million Dollar Baby.
Brandon: I hated that movie.
Morgan Freeman: I’m sorry you feel that way.
Brandon: You should have won for Driving Miss Daisy.
Morgan Freeman: That’s more like it.
Big B: So you don’t have any of that cool sonar stuff or a tumbler? What are you good for then?
Morgan Freeman: I said I wasn’t Lucius Fox. I didn’t say anything about not having any of those cool gadgets.
Big B: So we could be Batman?
Morgan Freeman: No. But I can help you with your current problem. Come with me.
(Morgan Freeman takes them over to a wall. He then types a combination into the keypad and the wall opens. You then see a big wall of screens.)
Morgan Freeman: Here we go. I remember you saying that you wanted that sonar stuff. Like I said in the movie, this is too much power for one man. Plus, I have no idea how you will be able to find this one guy you are looking for. He could be anywhere in the world.
Brandon: Does this sonar thing work anywhere in the world?
Morgan Freeman: Yes, it does.
Brandon: How did you get it equipped to every sonar in the world?
Morgan Freeman: Some people would say that I’m God.
Brandon: Some people would say that you are sitting in Chuck Norris’s seat.
Big B: Fuck Chuck.
Brandon: Quiet, he’ll hear you.
Big B: Yeah right.
Brandon: Do you remember what happened last time?
Morgan Freeman: Why don’t we find out?
(Morgan Freeman turns the sonar on.)
Morgan Freeman: I like to track what Chuck is doing.
(The sonar is showing Chuck Norris.)
Chuck Norris: That fat black guy said something bad about me again. I should go roundhouse kick him.
(Big B lets out a scream.)
Chuck Norris: Nah, I have more important things to do.
Big B: Phew.
Brandon: Lucky.
Morgan Freeman: Do you think you will be able to find this man using this?
Brandon: I can try.
Morgan Freeman: Where do you think he is?
Brandon: I’m thinking somewhere in Florida but I’m not sure.
Morgan Freeman: Do you know his voice or face?
Brandon: I know his face but his voice I’m not too sure of.
Morgan Freeman: That might be where we have a problem.
Brandon: How about if I tell you what he looks like? Not too many people look like this dude.
Morgan Freeman: Go ahead.
Brandon: I don’t want Big B to hear so I’ll whisper it to you.
(Brandon whispers it into Morgan Freeman’s ear.)
Morgan Freeman: That does make things easier. I’ll look into this one.
Brandon: So is the Tumbler behind that wall?
Morgan Freeman: You wouldn’t want to know that.
(Brandon grabs Big B and throws him through the wall.)
Big B: Oww. Hey, the Tumbler is in here.
Brandon: Sweet. How much for the Tumbler?
Morgan Freeman: It’s not for sale
Brandon: Does it come in Brown?
Morgan Freeman: You don’t listen well.
Brandon: Nope.
(The scene changes to Big B in the truck and Brandon following him in the Tumbler.)
Brandon: Fox, have you found out where he is yet?
Morgan Freeman: It’s Morgan Freeman. He appears to be in Albion, Indiana.
Brandon: He knows I’m after him so he went back to my hometown. Thanks, Fox.
Morgan Freeman: Will that be all?
Brandon: No. I just listened to that Taylor Swift Love Story song. It’s the one about Romeo and Juliet. I’d like you to get out that old Shakespeare classic and read it to me. Everything you read sounds so cool. I want you to read every character in the same voice too.
Morgan Freeman: I am getting paid for this.
Brandon: Sure.
Big B: When do I get to drive the Tumbler?
Brandon: Never. Well, I’m on my way. I’m on my way. Home Sweet Home.
(Motley Crue’s Home Sweet Home plays as the scene fades to black.)