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[Lord Hastings]

ATTENTION
PEASANTS






Career in a rut?

Looking to have a career?

Want to use a catapult?






Look no further!

The Dungeon of Pain ® is officially open for business! Come to the new premiere gymnasium where you can not only get your career back on track, work on your wrestling skill, but also learn important life lessons and participate in our education program!





Our staff is eager to work with you! Our faculty, consisting of Calypso Desmona, Chris and Owen Peterson, Chicken Licken', and others, are the best staff around! Guest lectures galore, all overseen by your Lord-Dean of Pain, himself!

Individualized and personally hand-bound textbooks to be provided eventually.





Classes include:

Contact us at 1-800-555-PAIN and ask for the Old Bag to sign-up. Then tell her that what you said was you wish to join and don't want to be a nag. You may also email us at [e-mail], flame us at [e-mail], or spam us at [e-mail]

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[T-Robosaurus Rex]

;D

[EZRA]

Yeah. This was awesome. I loved the various classes and your way to help them get away with calling Miss Levene names. Although, my favorite part might by the 'spam us at' because that's just typical of Donovan. Taking jabs and causing irritation like it's not a big deal. It's just the way he works.

Well done, bro.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Love it. Impressive what two guys can do with a pack of crayons in a broom cupboard.

[Travis Pierce]

Sign me up for Zen and the Aerodynamics of a Paint Balloon.

[Jet Somers]

I don't know if it's meaty enough to take the match, but I will say that you once again pulled out something completely unique and unprecedented for a pay per view. Very entertaining.

[Lord Hastings]

Mar 7, 2012 10:00:45 GMT -5 Alex Kiseragi said:

Love it. Impressive what two guys can do with a pack of crayons in a broom cupboard.

Sounds like the premise of a weekly sit-com.