WRESTLESTOCK 2012 DAY ONE

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It’s time!

We go live to New Orleans City Park. Thousands upon thousands of fans pour into the recreational area which once again plays host to the three day festivities. The people here remember vividly what occurred on the opening day last year, and a few are even bringing in a few objects which could very well be used today as the Chaos champ will also be defending her title tonight. We cross over to the main ring, where the three UGWC commentators are ready to begin.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Wrestlestock 2012! I am Nicholas Vinegar, joined as always by Covert Jay and Dr. Hans Lieberjosch.

Covert Jay: As we had no wrestling in the lead up to this week, I’m coming right off of a Eurovision high to propel my ninjaness tonight.

Lieberjosch: Fuck you, fuck the Eurovision, and fuck those idiots in Europe!

Vinegar: That was…strange. Why’s he so upset?

Covert Jay: Norway placed last in the finals. They only got seven points.

Lieberjosch: We lost to HUMPERDINK. That was just a total embarrassment.

Vinegar: Well, enough of that. Wrestlestock day one is upon us and in a day dedicated to the resurging Co-operative division. To play to the nature of Co-Operation, this event will see our own Entertainment Professionals compete in a King of the Ring style tournament against legendary tag teams of yesterday. We don’t know who will be competing against whom; we only know it will be a night of epic proportions.

Covert Jay: And just to piss off Lieberjosch, winner of the Eurovision, Sweden’s Loreen, is performing on the other edge of the park.

Lieberjosch: BAH!

And with that, it begins.

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Vinegar: It’s time for our first match, for lack of an entrance, it seems that CajoolZ n’ Licken’ have made their way out into the ring and are awaiting their opponents, one of the legendary teams competing tonight. Any idea on who it is, Jay?

Covert Jay: Let’s just call them rebellious.

Lieberjosch: Oh god, don’t tell me it’s Ethan King and Enigma…

Vinegar: Whoever it is, it will be a great opening match.

At that, the microphones are cut. A voiceover takes the PA system.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, fans of wrestling and UGWC alike. I have one question for you…”



Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest is a cooperative match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, in the ring, CajoolZ and Chicken Licken’! And their opponents, from Greenwich, Connecticut and San Antonio, Texas. Triple H and “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels…..D GENERATIOOOOOOOOOOOON EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Oh my god! D-Generation X! They’re the first team to compete against our own superstars!

Lieberjosch: I’m….I’m speechless!

Covert Jay throws up two green glow sticks in the form of an X.

Covert Jay: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: Ladies and Gentlemen of New Orleans……..are you ready?

The fans roar.

Triple H: I can’t hear you! I said ARE…..YOU….RRRRRRRREADDDDDY!!!!!!!!!

The fans roar louder.

HBK: Then…..For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home…….LLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fans join in with HBK as Triple H goes out onto the Apron. CajoolZ places Licken’ on the corner also. The bell rings as HBK and CajoolZ begin to circle.

Vinegar: CajoolZ going for a lock up, but HBK ducks underneath and hits him with a kick to the hamstring. Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re just tuning in then don’t adjust your browser settings. You are, indeed watching DX compete against Licken’ and CajoolZ as CajoolZ finally gets a hold of HBK. It’s reversed easily enough by the wily veteran who lifts a knee to CajoolZ’s midsection. Now Michaels whipping the Homeless trainer into the ropes and taking him down with a flying forearm!

Covert Jay: KIP UP!!!

Lieberjosch: I must say it is unfair that they got DX to compete with. CajoolZ hasn’t really wrestled a match in his life for all we know, and his partner is a chicken whereas his opponents are multiple time world champions, former Intercontinental champions, and former Tag Team, not Co-Operative, Tag Team champions.

Covert Jay: ELBOW DROP!

Vinegar: Michaels dropping the elbow, and I think we all know what that means. He begins the stomp as CajoolZ makes a trip to his corner.

Covert Jay: He’s tuning up the band….

Lieberjosch: He’s grabbed the chicken!

Vinegar: The referee signalling for a tag, HBK hasn’t seen or heard the ref say tag, comes skipping in….

Covert Jay: SWWWWEEEEEEEET CHIIIIIIN MUS……

Lieberjosch: He ducked it!

Vinegar: CajoolZ ducked the trademark finisher of Shawn Michaels, and smacked the chicken into the Janglies of HBK! Michaels drops in pain and begins to drag himself to his corner to pull himself up. This presents a problem now, Chicken Licken’ has no shoulders and as such, cannot be pinned. HBK and Triple H talking in their corner now, and they agree on something. The King of Kings with the tag now, comes walking up to the chicken, and pretends to beat down on it provoking laughter from the fans.

Lieberjosch: I was never a fan of their cheap theatrics.

Vinegar: He throws the Rubber chicken and hits CajoolZ square in the face! The referee again signalising a tag has been made, and CajoolZ is pissed! He comes charging in…

Covert Jay: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET CHIIIIIIIIN MUSSSSSSSSSIC!

Vinegar: Michaels came in at the same time and delivered his finisher that he missed last time! CajoolZ staggering about….

Covert Jay: PEDIGREE!!!!

Vinegar: CajoolZ is out like a light! Triple H now with the pin.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners and advancing to round two….D GENERATION X!

Vinegar: The first of Hastings’ conglomerate of professionals and amateurs fails him in the opening match. We have received word that over on the other side of the park, another team has made their way through to the semi-finals with RemiTude taking apart the Spirit Squad in record time!

Lieberjosch: I have the actual timing here, looks like they won in just about thirty seconds.

Covert Jay: And with that, RemiTude picks up a win! Albeit against weak opponents.

We cross over now to the main stage of the festival where Loreen has just finished her Eurovision winning number “Euphoria”. A commotion has broken out in the mosh pit! The crowd parts to find Joy Asiago battling Abigail Knight. Abi slams Joy’s head into the guard rail separating the stage from the fans repeatedly. No doubt Calypso is looking on this with a nod of approval. Hell, I bet she wishes she were involved in this somehow.

Any who, Joy grabs the rail and throws an elbow into her stomach. She grabs a hold of some cabling from the stage, and proceeds to whip Abby. Some of the more perverted fans begin to wolf whistle and take pictures of this deed. Joy then wraps the cord around Abby’s neck and begins to throttle her, trying to pry every last breath out of her. Abby, however, reverses and pulls Joy in for a stunner. Abby then takes the quick three count, thus proving her dominance over the former assistant.

However, her joy is only short lived as a chair comes flying through the air, landing smack bang in the back of her head. The camera swings around to find Paul holding the object in triumph. He then goes to hitting her over and over again with the chair before a swift kick to his downstairs area brings him to his knees. She takes the camera and smacks it over his head, nearly breaking the damn thing. Again, a quick three count is scored. Abby gets to her feet, looks around and shouts.

Abby: Is THIS my only competition? Some bimbo and the fucking Lackey? Is no one else man enough to face me?

The camera goes back to the end of the crowd to show Tate and Erza standing there.

Tate: Should we go now?

Erza shakes his head no.

Erza: We’ll wait it out a little, bro. She’s expecting a fight right now. We’ll catch her napping.

And with that, we go back to ringside.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Vinegar: We just saw Chaos champion Abigail Knight take on two opponents and walk away unscathed. Unfortunately, the cameras were on the fight a little too long, as you can see, the Rock and Sock connection are just going to town on the Lords Enforcers here in this Tornado Tag match. Marek comes diving off of the ropes, aiming a missile drop kick at the Rock, but he gets caught in mid-flight by a sensational spear by Rocky Maivia.

Lieberjosch: Chris has finally gotten his act together against that lunatic Mankind, throwing him into the corner with a barrage of lefts and rights. And now a head-butt! This is just a perfect display of why these two are the rightful Co-Operative champions!

Covert Jay: If only such luck existed for Marek. The Rock is stomping him in the corner there, covering every single part of Marek’s body in an attempt to squash him like a bug. He steps back now and lets Marek get up before charging him down with a clothesline!

Lieberjosch: Hey, wait. How exactly did we get permission from WWE to use these teams?

Vinegar: Just shut up and enjoy it, ok? Chris now in a collar and tie lockup with Mankind. Mankind winning the test of strength, and goes into a waist lock, which he turns into a German suplex. He bridges the pin, but only gets a two count from the referee.

Covert Jay: Could you believe the reaction the Rock and Sock got coming out here? It was incredible!

Lieberjosch: What do you expect? They’re wrestlers from the GOOD days of wrestling. I just feel sorry to the viewers missing the entrance due to the incompetence of the camera management group and the timing of the fights.

Vinegar: No point dwelling on the past. Marek has gotten the upper hand against the rock now after a rollup for a count of one. He’s now pummelling the Rock before pulling him back up for a whip to the ropes and a jumping spinning heel kick.

Lieberjosch: I must admit, that was impressive.

Covert Jay: CACTUS CLOTHESLINE!

Vinegar: The fight has spilled out to the arena floor as Mankind just clotheslined Chris clear out of the ring. Both men trading blows and…is that?

Covert Jay: MR SOKKO!

Lieberjosch: He’s placing that crotch sock puppet on his hand….

Covert Jay: MANDIBLE CLAW!

Vinegar: Mankind sticking that hand into the throat of Chris Peterson as Marek hits the Rock with an arm drag, and transitions into an arm bar! The Rock now with the reversal by dragging Marek over him. He now gets to his feet and waits for Marek to do the same. They’re both up now, and staring each other down. The Rock extends his hand towards Marek and motions for the fastest kid alive to come and fight the People’s Champ

Covert Jay: Just bring it!

Lieberjosch: Marek running in….

Covert Jay: ROCK BOTTOM!

Vinegar: He’s not done there, folks. The Rock kicking Marek’s splayed hands into his body and pulling off one of his elbow pads….this can only mean one thing, and I think that’s your cue Jay.

Covert Jay: THE PEOPLES ELBOW! THE FLESH WOUND!

Lieberjosch: What?

Covert Jay: Whilst we were focused on the Rock who has gotten a two count after that kick out by Marek, Chris just took care of Mankind with his finisher, the Flesh wound. We can say that Marek will be out for a while, so now it’s down to Chris and the Rock.

Vinegar: And so it shall be as Chris slides in to stare down the Rock as the fans roar at the culmination of this match. The Rock goes to tie up with Chris, but he’s not going to have any of that and the Rock gets kicked hard in the gut. A drop kick from Chris to the side of the Rock’s head is what takes him down finally. And just a quick side note on a match that has just ended, the Hart foundation has just lost to Scott n Stein in a very close contest. The winner of this match will go on to face them a little while later. The Rock back in this with a delayed suplex, and controlling the momentum with a camel clutch.

Covert Jay: Look! In the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It’s Marek Daisuke!

Vinegar: The fastest kid alive just came out of nowhere with that explosive buzz saw kick as he slid into the ring! The rock is in trouble here as the duo begins to gang up on him with curb stomps. You have to think that these two feel they deserve the win after the loss last month for the Co-Operative titles in Australia.

Lieberjosch: You’d have to think they’d be on the verge here tonight as Chris holds up the Rock….

Covert Jay: MAREK WITH THE DOWN FROM THE SKY!

Vinegar: Here’s the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Vinegar: They’ve done it! They overcame the Rock and Sock connection and advance to the final semi-final spot in our tournament, their opponents will be the formidable duo of Scott ‘n’ Stein coming up son as….what the?

['The Cyclone' JK]

Lieberjosch: That’s Scott ‘n’ Stein making their way out to the ring, fresh off of their win against the Hart foundation, which comprised of Brett Hart and the British Bulldog’s son D.H. Smith. What’s going on, I thought we were going to have DX vs. RemiTude next?

Vinegar: It appears that that’s not the case, doctor. Scott ‘n’ Stein are making their way down to the ring, and I’m being told now as Dennis does their introductions that RemiTude vs. DX is taking place over on the other side of the park Scott ‘n’ Stein are going to be taking on the Lords Enforcers, also fresh from a win mere seconds ago in the main ring right now!

Covert Jay: I don’t know how the Lord’s Enforcers’d be feeling right now, they’ve been battered and bruised by the Rock and Sock Connection, and look extremely tired for that. This is actually good strategy by Scott ‘n’ Stein as they finished before the Lord’s Enforcers even got the pinfall.

Lieberjosch: Ah yes, but they’ve also just come from a tough match, so I doubt they’ll be feeling too much like fighting either.

Vinegar: Scott ‘n’ Stein are tough. They’ve probably just thought of their match against the Hart Foundation to be more of a warm up than an actual match, and as Scott decides to start things off against the tired Marek Daisuke.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: There’s the bell, and it starts with the giant Scott kicking Marek right in the face with a big boot! He laughs and Pulls the smaller man up by his hair, which warrants a warning from the referee. Scott now lifting Marek above his own head, and throws him into the third row!

Lieberjosch: Such strength to make a throw like that!

Covert Jay: I think you’d find it’s easier once your opponents have been weakened and they’re much lighter than you. Marek only now pulling himself out of the crowd and into the ring, only to be met with stomps from Scott. As this continues, a live update from our other match, it seems that Monroe has only just kicked out of Triple H’s Spinebuster.

Vinegar: Thank you for that, Jay. Marek now back on his feet and has unleashed a flurry of strikes which have only stunned the bigger man. He goes to the ropes OH! A huge shoulder block from Scott sends Marek crashing to the mat with authority! The power of Scott is prominently on display! A tag out now to Stein to take over where Scott left off….NO! An ensiguri from Marek stunning Stein long enough for Marek to get the tag out to Chris who now has to fight a virtual one on two match as Marek collapses after the beating he took at the hands of the Rock and Scott.

Lieberjosch: I can’t believe that this is so, but Covert Jay was right. This was a smart strategy by Scott ‘n’ Stein. They made sure that their opponents hand little to no rest, and they’ve already got one problem taken care of.

Vinegar: Chris takes a shot at Stein’s head, but this doesn’t pay off at all. It’s only managed to anger him more so than usual. Stein replies with a right of his own sending Chris plummeting to the floor! Stein now taking hold of Chris….FLATLINER! Here’s the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Lieberjosch: And yet another demolition at the hands of the two men wrecking crew. First the Hart Foundation, then the Lord’s Enforcers. Who’s next?

Covert Jay: Drumroll please…

There is an awkward silence

Covert Jay: It’s RemiTude!

Lieberjosch: Oh, well then why not just GIVE them the title shot?

We cross over to the “GIW hall of losers” tent. A side show for the many no showers and never were’s that ‘graced’ the ring of the GIW in its tenure. Amongst the wrestlers are the likes of BeeB the Great, Jack Frozt, Tim Kingsley and….Tate Levine? What the hell is he doing there? He’s trying to be a better competitor….isn’t he?

Tate: Hey! Leave me alone, I’m just walking through.

Tate waddles through, past the likes of Andrew Clash, busily trying to hide his never ending boner. Erza is slightly behind him, laughing at all the losers who are probably having the first bit of exposure they’ve had since GIW. One sight not worth laughing at is Killswitch, who still seems to believe that he is worth it despite having foodstuffs pelted at him. Tate resists picking up the scraps as he sees his target.

Tate: Erza, there she is! Sneering at Joseph Rochester. Should I fight her now?

Erza smirks

Erza: Go for it.

Erza runs up and takes Abigail out with a heavy handed discus elbow. As the realisation of what has happened settles in, Tate has already gotten himself a computer screen from the registration booth and slammed it over her head. He then falls on top of her, both crushing her, and pinning her. The nearby official counts the three, making the win for Tate official. Tate is helped to his feet by Erza, who congratulates him on the win. As Tate waddles away with the Chaos title in hand, Erza looks around to the members of the hall and snaps his fingers. They all come rushing over to him.

Erza: This is why I paid you all. See to it that she doesn’t bother the current champ.

The hall gangs up on Abigail, making sure she can’t escape as Erza leaves, smiling wickedly.

['The Cyclone' JK]

Vinegar: Scott and Stein and their opponents RemiTude have all made their way into the arena.

Covert Jay: Somehow, I doubt this will last too long.

Lieberjosch: Why’s that?

Covert Jay: It’s almost like the person writing this day isn’t a fan of writing Co-Op matches, let alone a day full of them. Hasn’t that been obvious by the fact that we’ve missed out on quite a few of them?

Lieberjosch: I blame hard to reach politicians.

Vinegar: Either way, it seems that Stein has taken care of Brennan, pulling the big guy off of the apron before the bell has even rung and slamming his head repeatedly on the announcer’s desk.

Covert Jay: Meanwhile, Remi and Scott have started off. Scott with the upper hand, throwing Remi into the corner….BIG SPLASH!

Lieberjosch: Remi was flattened! Wait, what’s this?

Vinegar: The ref’s attention is towards Scott and Remi, he’s missed Stein pulling out a table and setting it up! Brennan comes running at Stein….FLAPJACK INTO THE TABLE! MY GOD! BRENNAN IS OUT, AND THE REF DIDN’T NOTICE!

Lieberjosch: Oh boy, Dexter won’t be happy about that.

Vinegar: Stein sliding into the ring now as Remi is dragged to his feet…

Covert Jay: HARM-AGEDDON!

Vinegar: Here’s the pin!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Vinegar: Again, another quick victory by Scott ‘n’ Stein who have been on fire today!

Covert Jay: Told you guys it’d be a short match.

Lieberjosch: They will, however, have their biggest test up next in the inform champions, the Piercing Weapons.

Vinegar: That’s true. The main event will prove to be a challenge, no matter how well the challengers have been performing today. The Piercing Weapons have seemed unstoppable as of late, and they will go into their match fresh as ever whereas the challengers have had to fight three matches today not including their championship match. If there ever were a chance that the Champions could beat these behemoths, it is this.

Covert Jay: The champions defend the titles, NEXT!

['The Cyclone' JK]

Vinegar: The next match is our main event of the evening as we see the champions make their way down to the ring, full of confidence that they’ll leave victorious tonight.

Lieberjosch: The challengers haven’t even left the ring; they’re standing there waiting for the champions, not a single line of worry crossing their faces. They think they’ve already got this.

Covert Jay: I don’t know; Jet and Travis are probably the best thing to happen to the Co-Operative division in a very long time. I doubt they’ll be fazed too much by the challengers.

Vinegar: Having said that tough, the champions cannot get complacent with their current status as champions. We have seen many major teams disintegrate because they went into the match too headstrong about a guaranteed victory.

Lieberjosch: The champions are in the ring now as the referee shows the crowd the belts. It looks like Jet will kick things off against Stein.

DING! DING!

Vinegar: The bell is rung, and the fans are cheering. This is Wrestlestock Day One’s Main event of the evening! Jet and Stein begin by circling the ring, feeling out each other’s defence. Jet feigns a step to the right, and Stein follows him in. This allows Jet to place a roundhouse kick to the ribs of Stein and that is the first bit of real pain that the giant challenger has felt all night!

Lieberjosch: The look of shock on Stein’s face should tell you how easy they’ve had it this evening; this will be a challenge to say the least.

Covert Jay: Didn’t we already say that?

Vinegar: Jet is living up to that at least. He throws a hard right hook before going to the ropes and taking down Stein with a well-timed springboard moonsault. Stein has been taken off his feet for the first time tonight!

Lieberjosch: Wow.

Covert Jay: Ninjaness will always go that way for you.

Vinegar: Jet now with a leg drop before a lateral press which earns him a one count as Stein powers out of the pin with ease. There is still fight in him yet! Stein now on his feet and locks up with Jet, not the smartest move anyone could make against Stein, and there’s why! Stein just threw Jet halfway across the ring with that belly to belly suplex!

Lieberjosch: And now it’s Jet’s turn to feel what a real competitor feels like. He gets back up though and gets right in Stein’s face. There’s not an ounce of quit in him and I doubt he’ll relinquish hold of the titles if he can help it.

Vinegar: That may cost him though, as he is again thrown to the floor by Stein who just dragged him in for a short arm clothesline before dropping him with the DDT!

Covert Jay: Shades of the great Jake ‘the Snake’! Could you imagine if Stein faced him in one of the previous matches? That would’ve been epic.

Vinegar: Jet, still, not staying down. He wants to win this! Stein goes for a stiff closed fist right, but Jet ducks underneath it and slams him with an impressive fisherman’s suplex! Oh man, what an impact!

Lieberjosch: It looks like it took more out of Jet than it did out of Stein though. That was a nearly superhuman effort on behalf of Jet Somers!

Covert Jay: That’s kind of evident by the fact that Jet is pulling himself up by the ropes instead of what Stein’s doing by pushing himself up from the ground. Jet’s now on his feet like a ninja, as is Stein. Jet still wants to fight, he’s like Rocky Balboa!

Vinegar: Stein seems entertained by this act of bravery from Jet. He looks to Scott, asks if he wants in on this, Scott laughs and seems to want in. Stein makes the tag out as the smaller Scott walks in. Jet still looks unfazed by the intimidation that Scott tries do give out and smacks him with a sharp ensiguri before running up the turnbuckles and hitting him with a corkscrew takedown! A cover now by Jet!

ONE!

TWO!

Lieberjosch: Kick out by Scott. I have to say that Stein’s lack of interference shows how much they believe they can win this thing! Jet back on the offensive, laying in the kicks to the rising Scott who just pushes him off. The smirk that was just on Scott’s face has vanished completely.

Covert Jay: He knows it will be an uphill battle now. Maybe there’s even a little bit of respect for the champions?

Lieberjosch: Jet seems to have had enough, and tags out to his partner, Travis Pierce.

Vinegar: And again, the two begin to circle around each other. Travis off the mark early with a take down. Both combatants quickly back on their feet and back to the stalemate. Scott grabs Pierce and lifts him into a double handed choke slam! That sent vibrations through the entire ring!

Lieberjosch: I’m pretty sure I even saw the ring posts shake. That is an impressive display of raw power from the challenger!

Covert Jay: Again, I must insist on bringing up the obvious weight and height ratio between the two. I thought you had a doctorate on this subject.

Lieberjosch: Still doesn’t make it any less impressive.

Covert Jay: Yes it does…

Vinegar: In any case, Pierce is in trouble. Jet has had to come in and break up the pin that he was placed in only mere moments ago after being hit with slam after slam from the bigger challenger. Scott now charging in for another shoulder charge as Pierce pulls himself up in the corner and….PIERCE MOVES!

Lieberjosch: Scott’s momentum is too great and he goes careening into the steel post!

Covert Jay: ROLL UP!

ONE!

TWO!

Vinegar: And this time Stein comes in to break up the pin! The challengers are finally feeling the brunt of today and are obviously hurting bad. Stein climbs back through the ropes as Scott nurses his shoulder. Pierce comes running in as Scott gets to his knees and hits a high knee to the temple! Scott, for the first time tonight is in trouble!

Covert Jay: And as the Main Event should be, this is possibly the best match of the night!

Vinegar: It sure is. Scott now back on his feet, but he’s not stable. He’s wobbling around as he tries to get a grip on what’s going on. Pierce climbs to the top rope, dives off and hits a bulldog! OH NO! The momentum from the fall caused Pierce to bounce straight up and into Jet Somers! Jet just cot knocked off the apron and into the barricade!

Lieberjosch: Scott back on his feet after the Bulldog, Travis is checking on his partner, and hasn’t seen Scott get back on his feet!

Covert Jay: He turns to face Scott

Vinegar: AND GETS HIT BY THE MURDEROUS INTENT!

Covert Jay: PIN!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING!

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CO-OPERATIVE CHAMPIONS…………SCOOOOOOOOOOOOTT ‘N’ STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: A night of near pure dominance. That is what we’ve witnessed tonight folks, and the birth of a new era was what came from that.

Covert Jay: They’ve only been a recognised team for a few weeks now, and look at where they are. This is either a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, we’ll soon see.

Lieberjosch: And the picture we leave you with is one that we’ve seen all night. A Scott ‘n’ Stein win.

Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Wrestlestock day on….

Covert Jay: Wait!

['The Cyclone' JK]

Tate Levine comes waddling out with Erza Wade and the Chaos title as the combatants of the main event leave the ring. Tate needs help entering the ring, and it takes a few security guards to do this, but it is done nonetheless. Erza slides in with a microphone.

Erza: Ladies and gentlemen, you’ve seen the crowning of new champions tonight, and congratulations to them.

Polite applause

Vinegar: Erza and Tate out here to congratulate Scott ‘n’ Stein?

Lieberjosch: They must recognise that if they were good enough to defeat the Lord’s Enforcers then they are worthy of having the titles.

Erza: But there is another champion here tonight who deserves recognition.

Tate seems to be brimming with exhilaration

Erza: This man has finally held his first title in the Chaos championship tonight. He won it with cunningness, the type of cunningness that only the true champion can have.

Tate is laughing a little with happiness, which he tries to control.

Erza: He is a student of the Dungeon of Pain…

Lieberjosch: Will he just say Tate’s name already?

Erza: That man, ladies and gentlemen is…..me!

Tate turns around absolutely shocked, only to be greeted with a microphone to the face. He grabs his head and drops the title. Erza picks this up and rams it into his head, causing him to fall in a huge crashing manner. He then places a foot on the butterbean as an official counts the three count to a chorus of boos.

Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed that tonight’s festivities have come to an end. Therefore, your new Chaos champion is EEEEEEEEEEEEERZAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: You don’t have to like it, but that was a very calculating play for the title by the young Erza Wade.

Covert Jay: Being trained by Ezekiel and Hastings has paid off well for him.

Vinegar: That’s all we have time for folks, join us tomorrow when we have our Cross-Hemisphere title day!

['The Cyclone' JK]

SnS 48
TPW 40
Lords Enforcers 23
Remitude 3
Cajun Chicken 2

[Moss Works Jericho's Schedule]

I liked the used of the festival environment, especially because a few of the things you mentioned I also coincidentally made references to which makes for cool continuity. I'm sorry we got to see so little of the matches, I understand it being a tough sort of match to have to write a bunch of times but would have at least liked the Main Event to be a bit longer and less one-sided, but I also realize you had a time crunch with the school work.

Congrats to Scott-n-Stein on their win, I hope the division can stay competitive so they get to be properly dominant.

[Jet Somers]

That's cool, but who the hell is Erza?

[Jet Somers]

The real feedback:

On the day, you did a great job of keeping the energy flowing, very festival like, but like Moss said, the Main Event just didn't have that... umph? To take nothing away from Scott -N- Stein (congrats guys), the ending just seemed quick and anticlimactic...

[Jet Somers]

Oh... and that's three of the 2012 undefeatable champions down... this isn't boding well for Moss and Phrix!

[EZRA]

Why did you volunteer if you hate writing this style of matches? Yet another excuse. Sweet deal.

Anyways, it was a good show even though the matches lasted about 30 seconds each. The Chaos bit was more exciting than the Co-Op Match and it's cool for EZRA, notice how the Z is before the R, to win the title and in a cunning fashion at that. Plays to the character well. Looking forward to how that will go in the next couple of days. Congrats to Scott N Stein on the win. So far one prediction has been correct. Just wish it would've been more of a struggle.

Looking forward to the C-H day.

[Alex Kiseragi]

To be honest, I wasn't a fan. I'm not big on the use of the WWE guys. It may be just me but I prefer to largely isolate UGWC from the world of real life pro-wrestling.

I was a little disappointed Chris and Marek didn't really get anything that even constituted a single full decent match.

I thought Tate and Ezra hanging was weird after Tate moved to the Dragon's Cave but that fit well in the end so that was alright.

I really liked Hans annoyance at Eurovision. It was a nice catch to pick up on that.

I suppose that just leaves me to echo everyone else and say well done Scott 'n' Stein.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Having written a whole day last year, I know the pressure and difficulty that goes with doing it, which is why I did my utmost to stress to writing volunteers what a big job it was to take on a day.

I appreciate that you seem to have been given one of the shortest deadlines for interviews I've ever seen for a college run mag/paper (especially given you were interviewing very busy people, in honesty I'm surprised you found any at such short notice given the amount of schedluing political affiliates and politicians do months in advance), so I'm glad you cam through and produced something.

Yes the matches were short, which is always disappointing for a PPV (I may Rob-Cap but never at PPV's), but at least they were produced, and it was a big job to volunteer for, and given only a few other members volunteered in time (I appreciate others could not commit) I think you deserve credit for going out there and trying it.

Like A-Kis I'm not a big fan of the use of WWE guys, but it was your day to do whatever helped you get through it. What I would say though is that despite you disliking Coop-Matches, you gave yourself a whole bunch of them. This was a day given over to the Cooperative Championships, but that didn't mean EVERY match had to be a coop one, you could have experimented more with the format, Cooperation isn't just being a Tag team, ya dig?

But mostly thanks for stepping up and taking a day.

And finally, writing a whole show, thankless stuff, eh?