Post by Travis Pierce on Jul 20, 2012 9:43:49 GMT -5
The screen is dark, and a voiceover by Rob Cartwright is heard.
Cartwright: The Stars of Tomorrow…they are a select group identified by Jet Somers and chosen to usher the Sports Entertainment industry into a new golden era. Led by Travis Pierce, they face their destiny together as they aspire to become the World Heavyweight Champion. But not all of them will get the opportunity…who will be…The Piercing Survivor?
A flashy logo is shown, and then cuts to footage of the assembled Stars of Tomorrow: Mark Reznik, Gian Jones, Ratana Som, Mike Scapadolpolous, Todd McPherson, and Jason Reeves, all standing together on the set of The Piercing Truth.
Cut to Mike Scapadolpolous in the confessional.
Scapadolplous: We got a message from Rob Cartwright that Travis wanted to see all of us on his set, so we got there as quick as we could.
Cut.
McPherson: Fortunately, that’s where I think I left my inhaler, so I got to kill two birds with one stone.
Cut to the group, as the host’s chair spins around and reveals Travis already seated.
Pierce: Welcome to The Piercing Survivor!
Cut.
Jones: The what? What’d that cracker say?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: As you all I’m sure saw, on Synergy, not only did I become the new Chaos Champion, but I’ve also been designated as a Team Captain for the Outlast tournament in a few weeks. I’m going to tell you right now, I’ll be selecting three of you to join me, which means that for three of you, an opportunity to win the World Heavyweight Championship is just a few short weeks away.
Cut.
Jones: It’s about time these honkeys gave a brother a shot at that gold!
Cut.
Ratana: It would be a tremendous honor to be selected for such a task.
Cut.
Reeves: Can you imagine me as the World Heavyweight Champion?
Cut back to the group.
Pierce: Those of you that can count may have figured out that there are six of you and you need to be wedged into only three spots. Get ready, kids, because between now and Outlast, you’ll have to prove to me, and to the world, why it should be you in that match with me.
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: I talked it over with Rob, and we were in agreement, this could prove to be a ratings smash. We’ll eliminate somebody each week, until the remaining people will be Team Pierce. How do we eliminate people? Democratically, by the public voting on our website, of course!
Cut to the group.
Pierce: I’m sure you’re all eagerly anticipating our first Elimination Challenge. Well, here’s the twist…you’ve already had it.
Cut.
Reeves: We already did it? What was it?
Scapadopolous: I’m not sure what it was, but I’m sure I took it to the Xtreme.
Cut back to the group.
Pierce: For our first elimination, we’ll be taking into consideration everything that you have done to this point. So in your own words, I’d like each of you to summarize it for us now. Jason, you’re up first.
Reeves: What would you like me to do?
Pierce: Tell us what you’ve done since becoming a Star of Tomorrow.
Reeves: Surely you’ve seen my phenomenal and in-depth interviews?
Cut.
Ratana: You’re creepier than the fecal matter that drips down the leg of my future opponents.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Sorry, been too busy conducting my own each week on this very set. Gian, what have you been doing?
Gian: I’ve been setting chicory bitches straight left and right.
Pierce: Sounds like you’ve got all the directions covered there. Scappy, whatcha got for me?
Scapadopolous: I’ve taken UGWC to the Xtreme!
Cut.
Riznak: …really?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: You’re making me feel like taking a toilet. Ratana, save this segment.
Ratana: I have mastered the art of the insult and instilled both fear and respect in all I meet.
Cut.
McPherson: She also taught me to recognize the sound of one ass cheek farting.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Right. Marky Mark, wow me.
Riznak: I hit people with a guitar.
Pierce: That’s…actually, not bad. Okay. Todd, you’re up, big boy.
McPherson: Um…
Pierce: I’m going to cut you off there, we’re short on time.
Cut.
Reeves: Wait, isn’t this an independently run web show that doesn’t have any constraints?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Our piercing fans will be submitting their votes online for who they think should be eliminated from Outlast contention, and that will be revealed next week. Here’s the catch, though. Ratana and Mark, you two have a match on Synergy, and you’ll be facing my opposing captain at Outlast, CajoolZ. If the two of you can pull off the win, you’ll both be immune from elimination this week.
Cut.
Riznak: I’m going to give that Cajun bum the beating of a lifetime!
Cut.
Ratana: The witch is going down.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Immunity for a win, but if you lose, you’ll be up for elimination, same as everybody else. Good luck.
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: It’s all in your hands now, Truthites. Who’s just going to drag me down? Cut the dead weight of Team Truth, let’s see who gets pierced!
Fade out.
Cartwright: The Stars of Tomorrow…they are a select group identified by Jet Somers and chosen to usher the Sports Entertainment industry into a new golden era. Led by Travis Pierce, they face their destiny together as they aspire to become the World Heavyweight Champion. But not all of them will get the opportunity…who will be…The Piercing Survivor?
A flashy logo is shown, and then cuts to footage of the assembled Stars of Tomorrow: Mark Reznik, Gian Jones, Ratana Som, Mike Scapadolpolous, Todd McPherson, and Jason Reeves, all standing together on the set of The Piercing Truth.
Cut to Mike Scapadolpolous in the confessional.
Scapadolplous: We got a message from Rob Cartwright that Travis wanted to see all of us on his set, so we got there as quick as we could.
Cut.
McPherson: Fortunately, that’s where I think I left my inhaler, so I got to kill two birds with one stone.
Cut to the group, as the host’s chair spins around and reveals Travis already seated.
Pierce: Welcome to The Piercing Survivor!
Cut.
Jones: The what? What’d that cracker say?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: As you all I’m sure saw, on Synergy, not only did I become the new Chaos Champion, but I’ve also been designated as a Team Captain for the Outlast tournament in a few weeks. I’m going to tell you right now, I’ll be selecting three of you to join me, which means that for three of you, an opportunity to win the World Heavyweight Championship is just a few short weeks away.
Cut.
Jones: It’s about time these honkeys gave a brother a shot at that gold!
Cut.
Ratana: It would be a tremendous honor to be selected for such a task.
Cut.
Reeves: Can you imagine me as the World Heavyweight Champion?
Cut back to the group.
Pierce: Those of you that can count may have figured out that there are six of you and you need to be wedged into only three spots. Get ready, kids, because between now and Outlast, you’ll have to prove to me, and to the world, why it should be you in that match with me.
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: I talked it over with Rob, and we were in agreement, this could prove to be a ratings smash. We’ll eliminate somebody each week, until the remaining people will be Team Pierce. How do we eliminate people? Democratically, by the public voting on our website, of course!
Cut to the group.
Pierce: I’m sure you’re all eagerly anticipating our first Elimination Challenge. Well, here’s the twist…you’ve already had it.
Cut.
Reeves: We already did it? What was it?
Scapadopolous: I’m not sure what it was, but I’m sure I took it to the Xtreme.
Cut back to the group.
Pierce: For our first elimination, we’ll be taking into consideration everything that you have done to this point. So in your own words, I’d like each of you to summarize it for us now. Jason, you’re up first.
Reeves: What would you like me to do?
Pierce: Tell us what you’ve done since becoming a Star of Tomorrow.
Reeves: Surely you’ve seen my phenomenal and in-depth interviews?
Cut.
Ratana: You’re creepier than the fecal matter that drips down the leg of my future opponents.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Sorry, been too busy conducting my own each week on this very set. Gian, what have you been doing?
Gian: I’ve been setting chicory bitches straight left and right.
Pierce: Sounds like you’ve got all the directions covered there. Scappy, whatcha got for me?
Scapadopolous: I’ve taken UGWC to the Xtreme!
Cut.
Riznak: …really?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: You’re making me feel like taking a toilet. Ratana, save this segment.
Ratana: I have mastered the art of the insult and instilled both fear and respect in all I meet.
Cut.
McPherson: She also taught me to recognize the sound of one ass cheek farting.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Right. Marky Mark, wow me.
Riznak: I hit people with a guitar.
Pierce: That’s…actually, not bad. Okay. Todd, you’re up, big boy.
McPherson: Um…
Pierce: I’m going to cut you off there, we’re short on time.
Cut.
Reeves: Wait, isn’t this an independently run web show that doesn’t have any constraints?
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Our piercing fans will be submitting their votes online for who they think should be eliminated from Outlast contention, and that will be revealed next week. Here’s the catch, though. Ratana and Mark, you two have a match on Synergy, and you’ll be facing my opposing captain at Outlast, CajoolZ. If the two of you can pull off the win, you’ll both be immune from elimination this week.
Cut.
Riznak: I’m going to give that Cajun bum the beating of a lifetime!
Cut.
Ratana: The witch is going down.
Cut to the group.
Pierce: Immunity for a win, but if you lose, you’ll be up for elimination, same as everybody else. Good luck.
Cut to Travis in the confessional.
Pierce: It’s all in your hands now, Truthites. Who’s just going to drag me down? Cut the dead weight of Team Truth, let’s see who gets pierced!
Fade out.
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