Post by Travis Pierce on Apr 24, 2014 11:34:51 GMT -5
The screen is dark, and a voiceover by Rob Cartwright is heard.
Cartwright: This is the true story of a group of Entertainment Professionals chosen for superiority who work together and have their lives taped to find out what happens when life gets…pierced…The Piercing Life.
A flashy logo is shown.
Cartwright: Previously, in UGWC.
Footage is shown of Harley Addams defeating Erika Langford at Infinity.
Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and NEW Chaos Champion, HAAARRLLLEYYYY ADDDAMMMSSSS!!!!
Footage is shown of The Axiom winning at Massive Melee.
Vinegar: We’ve got new Cooperative Champions!
A shot of Ezekiel Pax directly in the face of the captive Mark Reznik.
Pax: They. Are. All. Gonna. Fall.
Footage is shown of Pierce eliminating Harley from the Massive Melee, and transitions directly into the graphic hyping the Chaos Championship Match at No Holds Barred.
Covert Jay: The Chaos Championship up for grabs when Harley Addams defends against Kurt Brady, Ezekiel Pax, and Travis Pierce, and that will be a Buckets of Fun Match, in which there will be literally buckets full of weapons, toys, and more all suspended above the ring!
Cut to Travis in his confessional.
Pierce: What a revolting development this is, isn’t it? A fearsome foursome flung together for what surely will be a bucket of fun for the Chaos Title. Obviously there is some tremendous talent in this match, the current champion defending against two former champions and some other guy. Now, a lot of people might think that Ezekiel Pax is the natural favorite in this match, as he is not only a multiple time former champion, but as we’ve recently discovered, he’s a psychotic nutbag. Those same people are underestimating yours truly.
Footage is shown of Pierce standing in the Battleground cell in 2012, his face a crimson mask as he glares at a horrified Remi Monroe.
Lieberjosch: Travis’ face is covered in deep lacerations, blood pouring from his face…
Cut back to the confessional.
Pierce: The piercing truth is that the Chaos Title belt, it does things to you. It brings you to a deep and dark place. You want to give the Sociopathic Stoner buckets of weapons and tell him to go play? That’s fine, but you throw that title in the mix, you risk spreading the sociopathy all around. What I wonder is if Harley knows what she is getting herself into? A person like her, she should be a lover, not a fighter, although I guess some people can be both. Take Opie, for example.
Cut to a hidden camera footage, the timestamp showing it is the middle of the night. Jet Somers is in bed, but his partner is concealed.
Jet: So what if, and hear me out if this sounds crazy, I wear a Batman mask while we suspend you from the fourth floor window and smear you in the cream from the Oreos. Hold on, let me get dragon wings and the pulley…
Cut back to the confessional.
Pierce: Do I even want to be Chaos Champion again? I don’t know. I just know that Zeke deserves to have his head kicked in. He tries to be Mickey Dragon. Hell, he’s tried to be me. If he wants to have a complete identity crisis, that’s on him. But you’re messing with Piercing Media Network staff and property, and that isn’t something I can tolerate any longer. I mean, we’ve embarrassed you at every turn, Zekey. I guess some people just can’t take a hint?
Quick flashes of Jason Ingalls, Zane Scott, Colin Zale.
Pierce: Some people just deserve better.
Cut to Eden Morgan in a PMN green room. She holds a picture frame in her hand.
Pierce: Edie?
She looks up at Travis as he walks into the room.
Pierce: Just came by to wish you a good show, you know.
Eden: Thanks.
Pierce: And to be careful, you know, I mean, it will be a rating smash having Calypso on the week before you face Hastings, but these are dangerous people. There’s a reason we didn’t bring them on TPT this week.
Eden: I’ll be okay.
Pierce: Because I just don’t want to see anything bad happen to you.
Eden: Travis, I’m fine.
Pierce: Right, right, of course.
He turns to the door, but doesn’t move, just hangs his head.
She puts down the picture frame and looks towards him for the first time.
Eden: Was there something else?
He turns around quickly.
Pierce: Um, yes. I...uh…
Her hardened expression softens, a look of concern on her face.
Eden: Trav...what’s wrong?
He looks up at her.
Pierce: Edie...I...I…
Fade to black…
Cartwright: This is the true story of a group of Entertainment Professionals chosen for superiority who work together and have their lives taped to find out what happens when life gets…pierced…The Piercing Life.
A flashy logo is shown.
Cartwright: Previously, in UGWC.
Footage is shown of Harley Addams defeating Erika Langford at Infinity.
Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and NEW Chaos Champion, HAAARRLLLEYYYY ADDDAMMMSSSS!!!!
Footage is shown of The Axiom winning at Massive Melee.
Vinegar: We’ve got new Cooperative Champions!
A shot of Ezekiel Pax directly in the face of the captive Mark Reznik.
Pax: They. Are. All. Gonna. Fall.
Footage is shown of Pierce eliminating Harley from the Massive Melee, and transitions directly into the graphic hyping the Chaos Championship Match at No Holds Barred.
Covert Jay: The Chaos Championship up for grabs when Harley Addams defends against Kurt Brady, Ezekiel Pax, and Travis Pierce, and that will be a Buckets of Fun Match, in which there will be literally buckets full of weapons, toys, and more all suspended above the ring!
Cut to Travis in his confessional.
Pierce: What a revolting development this is, isn’t it? A fearsome foursome flung together for what surely will be a bucket of fun for the Chaos Title. Obviously there is some tremendous talent in this match, the current champion defending against two former champions and some other guy. Now, a lot of people might think that Ezekiel Pax is the natural favorite in this match, as he is not only a multiple time former champion, but as we’ve recently discovered, he’s a psychotic nutbag. Those same people are underestimating yours truly.
Footage is shown of Pierce standing in the Battleground cell in 2012, his face a crimson mask as he glares at a horrified Remi Monroe.
Lieberjosch: Travis’ face is covered in deep lacerations, blood pouring from his face…
Cut back to the confessional.
Pierce: The piercing truth is that the Chaos Title belt, it does things to you. It brings you to a deep and dark place. You want to give the Sociopathic Stoner buckets of weapons and tell him to go play? That’s fine, but you throw that title in the mix, you risk spreading the sociopathy all around. What I wonder is if Harley knows what she is getting herself into? A person like her, she should be a lover, not a fighter, although I guess some people can be both. Take Opie, for example.
Cut to a hidden camera footage, the timestamp showing it is the middle of the night. Jet Somers is in bed, but his partner is concealed.
Jet: So what if, and hear me out if this sounds crazy, I wear a Batman mask while we suspend you from the fourth floor window and smear you in the cream from the Oreos. Hold on, let me get dragon wings and the pulley…
Cut back to the confessional.
Pierce: Do I even want to be Chaos Champion again? I don’t know. I just know that Zeke deserves to have his head kicked in. He tries to be Mickey Dragon. Hell, he’s tried to be me. If he wants to have a complete identity crisis, that’s on him. But you’re messing with Piercing Media Network staff and property, and that isn’t something I can tolerate any longer. I mean, we’ve embarrassed you at every turn, Zekey. I guess some people just can’t take a hint?
Quick flashes of Jason Ingalls, Zane Scott, Colin Zale.
Pierce: Some people just deserve better.
Cut to Eden Morgan in a PMN green room. She holds a picture frame in her hand.
Pierce: Edie?
She looks up at Travis as he walks into the room.
Pierce: Just came by to wish you a good show, you know.
Eden: Thanks.
Pierce: And to be careful, you know, I mean, it will be a rating smash having Calypso on the week before you face Hastings, but these are dangerous people. There’s a reason we didn’t bring them on TPT this week.
Eden: I’ll be okay.
Pierce: Because I just don’t want to see anything bad happen to you.
Eden: Travis, I’m fine.
Pierce: Right, right, of course.
He turns to the door, but doesn’t move, just hangs his head.
She puts down the picture frame and looks towards him for the first time.
Eden: Was there something else?
He turns around quickly.
Pierce: Um, yes. I...uh…
Her hardened expression softens, a look of concern on her face.
Eden: Trav...what’s wrong?
He looks up at her.
Pierce: Edie...I...I…
Fade to black…
Kidding!! 
