Dr. Sphincter Dinked, MD "The Doctor Will See You Now"

[Killian King]

Appearance:









Name: Dr. Sphincter Dinked, M.D

Nickname: The Avenger of the Anally Distressed

Height: 5'10

Weight: 170 lbs.

Age: An adult who should know better

Alignment: Neutral (He heels all the butt hurts)

Hometown: Somewhere down under

Currently Residing In: Never has a chance to leave the UGWC halls.

Associates: The Err Bear and The Knowledge Llama

Entrance Music: Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood"

Entrance: He's there when you need him.

Fighting Style: Love/Hugs/Cuddle Style
 

Signature Moves:

“Fanny Troubled" - Rikishi's Stink Face, followed by quickly holding them close and murmuring reassurances. 

"Rumpus Ruffler" - Yokozuna's Banzai Drop, followed by quickly holding them close and murmuring reassurances.


Taunts: Opens his arms in as wide a fashion as possible signaling for an embrace. "It's my duty to heal that booty!"

Finisher: “The Ass Agitated” - Billy Gunn's Fame Asser (No cuddling, the level of butthurt is too damn high!) Following the pinfall, he leaves the patient with the proper form on his or her chest.

Personality: Are you feeling an inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult? Do you often get your feelings hurt, get offended or all bent out of shape over something petty and/or stupid? Do you often not know how to take a joke and act instead like you just took it to the ass?

      Symptoms include: 

              A cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

              Pouting

              Being a whiny bitch

     The cure? Fast-Acting relief from Dr. Sphincter Dinked. Caution: The services of Dr. Sphincter Dinked may not be covered by     Obamacare, and thus he may have to take it out on your ass.
              

Biography: Does he need a bio? I mean, really?

[Eden Morgan]

So much win.

[Ezekiel Pax]

I wonder if this guy will actually RP..

[DrunkenBuzzsaw]

Not sure if any of the pot-shots I've seen have been directed at me or not, but since I didnt actually rp, I've got something I want to say.

I think I've been here almost two years now. In that time, I've missed one show. One. And that is the one scheduled for tomorrow. Before that, I've only requested to miss one show, and that was WrestleStock, and I was on vacation.

I have two jobs, three kids, and a household to help run. We got pummeled with weather this week which I had to dig us out of, and I have a two year old that has been throwing up the last two days. So my apologies for not roleplaying, but sometimes shit happens.

As for Danny, I can't speak for him, but when I told him that I probably wouldn't be able to rp for the show, he decided not to rp either, because he didn't want a cheap victory. I think it was pretty cool of him to do that, even though I would have gladly taken a loss if he would have.

Guess I just missed something while I was getting drunk last night (becauuse yes, with the week Ive had, I felt I deserved a night free of worrying about everything for once).

Anyone that wants to name me in their grievances...feel free. I'm thick-skinned, I can take it.

Or we all can focus on those that wrote for the show (and there were some very good ones), and prepare for the lead-up to Melee.

[Killian King]

Feb 22, 2015 14:56:36 GMT -5 Ezekiel Pax said:

I wonder if this guy will actually RP..

[Holden Orson]

I'm confused?

I was making fun of you chad, but not because you missed the show. I know it's hard with all your kids. But I am the one that got you pregnant to begin with...

[DrunkenBuzzsaw]

Feb 22, 2015 15:42:35 GMT -5 Holden Orson said:

I'm confused?

I was making fun of you chad, but not because you missed the show. I know it's hard with all your kids. But I am the one that got you pregnant to begin with...

The sperminator.

[Killian King]

Plot twist!!!

[Holden Orson]

Yeah I don't know who this woman is in all of chaos pictures, but chad is the mother of those three kids.

[Dave Rydell]

Yes!!!!!