Post by Mr.Ego on Jun 11, 2016 21:27:57 GMT -5
#OOC - apologies for the asstastic rp you are about to skim through. Been a long, busy week, and my oldest daughters graduation party was today. I'm spent.
-Chad
UGWC Arena, Chicago - June 13, 2016
The scene opens inside the locker room of the team that apparently is still being referred to as 'Hugs and Fisticuffs'. Honestly, it's starting to grow on me. Maybe I've been drinking too much…
Killian is shown seated on the sofa, leafing through the newspaper, as he intermittently takes a drink from the glass that rests on the table to his side. Across the room, Simon Wellington sits on a chair, a laptop open and resting on his lap. 'Vain' Alan Wallace paces back and forth in front of Simon, as he gazes up at nothing in particular.
"You do realize that I offer a hell of a lot more than secretarial duties, right Alan?"
"Yes, I have been mistakenly assuming all this time that you do bring more to the table than secretarial duties, but if I can be honest for a minute, your productivity has been less than mediocre, Simon. Were I not the giving man that I am, you would have found yourself out of work long ago."
"Haven't you grown tired of the 'butler' jokes by now, Alan? Because I know that I have."
"You are truly a saint, ole boy. If Nottingham ignored his duties the way that Simon has ignored his, Fernando would have been promoted by now."
"Richard doesn't really do anything, Mr. King. That much is obvious to everyone."
"Do, go and fuck yourself, my good man."
Simon half jumps at the sudden, and very loud, intervention from one Richard Nottingham. Looking around for Nottingham, a look of confusion appears on his face.
"Where in the hell did that instance of British temper rear its ugly head from?"
"Richard prefers to stay abreast of all situations pertaining to 'The Awe Inspiring Ambassadors of All Things Awesome', even when he is predisposed. So we installed an intercom system of sorts to appease him when he is away."
"If you don’t mind my saying, Mr. King…if he were so worried about the team of 'Sex and Violence', would he ma notke a point to be here? What is so important that he even needs to rely on whatever type of communications system the two of you had installed?
"Currently I'm being completely anal-nonretentive, you bloody fucking tosser."
"Must you be so crass, Mr. Nottingham?"
"You asked the fucking question, you twat!"
"He's right, Simon. You did ask the question. And this is what I'm talking about, you sorely lack the focus that I have come to expect from a man of your position. That, in and of itself, is why you have been assigned the 'secretarial' duties that you've been griping about for the last hour. I could have had this completed and taken a nap in that time."
"Fine…dictate what it is that is so important that my skills must be wasted in order to complete."
"About bloody damn time, lad."
"Quit fucking about, Simon."
"Can we turn the intercom down now, please?
"Focus, Simon."
Killian goes back to his newspaper, as Simon begins taking the impromptu meeting minutes that he begrudgingly accepted to take.
1. Look into the scuttlebutt surrounding the Wrestlestock Open; determine if the thusly announced entrants from around the country are worthy of sharing a ring with 'Vain' Alan Wallace.
2. Prank call Chaos; play him the audio from when he embarrassed himself inside of an OWF ring.
3. Chastise Simon for not providing audio from every OWF match that Chaos was involved in.
4. Send carrier pigeon to Holden Orson; compliment him on his fashion choices of late. Laugh out loud at 'The Mainstreamer' once more, before his fifth personality refuses to accept the second carrier pigeon.
5. Introduction to the newest members of the UGWC roster; laugh at the blatant rip off of Kurt Brady's gimmick; inquire if he should be referred to as 'Vain-Lite-Lite'.
6. Let Jason Tacker know of our disappointment in not receiving a thank you for the gifts that were showered upon him; silently wonder if he is indeed Catholic, which would make sense.
7. Shake head in shame at Jet Somers. Because, Jet Somers.
8. Accept payment and accolades for making Hastings and Dredd look good at Massive Melee.
9. Officially welcome Ms. Morgan back to UGWC.
Vain hears the knock at the door, but continues rattling on. Simon stopped paying attention. Killian opens the door.
Eden Morgan.
FIN
-Chad
UGWC Arena, Chicago - June 13, 2016
The scene opens inside the locker room of the team that apparently is still being referred to as 'Hugs and Fisticuffs'. Honestly, it's starting to grow on me. Maybe I've been drinking too much…
Killian is shown seated on the sofa, leafing through the newspaper, as he intermittently takes a drink from the glass that rests on the table to his side. Across the room, Simon Wellington sits on a chair, a laptop open and resting on his lap. 'Vain' Alan Wallace paces back and forth in front of Simon, as he gazes up at nothing in particular.
"You do realize that I offer a hell of a lot more than secretarial duties, right Alan?"
"Yes, I have been mistakenly assuming all this time that you do bring more to the table than secretarial duties, but if I can be honest for a minute, your productivity has been less than mediocre, Simon. Were I not the giving man that I am, you would have found yourself out of work long ago."
"Haven't you grown tired of the 'butler' jokes by now, Alan? Because I know that I have."
"You are truly a saint, ole boy. If Nottingham ignored his duties the way that Simon has ignored his, Fernando would have been promoted by now."
"Richard doesn't really do anything, Mr. King. That much is obvious to everyone."
"Do, go and fuck yourself, my good man."
Simon half jumps at the sudden, and very loud, intervention from one Richard Nottingham. Looking around for Nottingham, a look of confusion appears on his face.
"Where in the hell did that instance of British temper rear its ugly head from?"
"Richard prefers to stay abreast of all situations pertaining to 'The Awe Inspiring Ambassadors of All Things Awesome', even when he is predisposed. So we installed an intercom system of sorts to appease him when he is away."
"If you don’t mind my saying, Mr. King…if he were so worried about the team of 'Sex and Violence', would he ma notke a point to be here? What is so important that he even needs to rely on whatever type of communications system the two of you had installed?
"Currently I'm being completely anal-nonretentive, you bloody fucking tosser."
"Must you be so crass, Mr. Nottingham?"
"You asked the fucking question, you twat!"
"He's right, Simon. You did ask the question. And this is what I'm talking about, you sorely lack the focus that I have come to expect from a man of your position. That, in and of itself, is why you have been assigned the 'secretarial' duties that you've been griping about for the last hour. I could have had this completed and taken a nap in that time."
"Fine…dictate what it is that is so important that my skills must be wasted in order to complete."
"About bloody damn time, lad."
"Quit fucking about, Simon."
"Can we turn the intercom down now, please?
"Focus, Simon."
Killian goes back to his newspaper, as Simon begins taking the impromptu meeting minutes that he begrudgingly accepted to take.
1. Look into the scuttlebutt surrounding the Wrestlestock Open; determine if the thusly announced entrants from around the country are worthy of sharing a ring with 'Vain' Alan Wallace.
2. Prank call Chaos; play him the audio from when he embarrassed himself inside of an OWF ring.
3. Chastise Simon for not providing audio from every OWF match that Chaos was involved in.
4. Send carrier pigeon to Holden Orson; compliment him on his fashion choices of late. Laugh out loud at 'The Mainstreamer' once more, before his fifth personality refuses to accept the second carrier pigeon.
5. Introduction to the newest members of the UGWC roster; laugh at the blatant rip off of Kurt Brady's gimmick; inquire if he should be referred to as 'Vain-Lite-Lite'.
6. Let Jason Tacker know of our disappointment in not receiving a thank you for the gifts that were showered upon him; silently wonder if he is indeed Catholic, which would make sense.
7. Shake head in shame at Jet Somers. Because, Jet Somers.
8. Accept payment and accolades for making Hastings and Dredd look good at Massive Melee.
9. Officially welcome Ms. Morgan back to UGWC.
Vain hears the knock at the door, but continues rattling on. Simon stopped paying attention. Killian opens the door.
Eden Morgan.
FIN