Post by Lord Hastings on Aug 10, 2016 17:08:55 GMT -5
Donovan stares at images of his three potential partners at In Your Hands.
Hastings: This is a difficult decision. Obviously, I’ve proven over these past few months that I could defeat Killian and Vain with just about anybody, seeing as I was able to do it with Dredd, but I don’t particularly want to have to carry any of this deadweight around. Still, this stupid declaration that I can’t touch Killian outside of sanctioned matches means I need somebody who can keep Vain busy again. Now…
He points at the picture of Rydell.
Hastings: If Red-
Peterson: I will walk out of here right now if you start with that.
Donovan sighs.
Hastings: Rydell has got to know that his best chance of ever being a champion again is if he does it alongside somebody else. He would need me as much as under the circumstances I’d have no choice but to need him. The problem with that is, headstrong stupidity aside, he sees it as he has issues with Killian too, and I don’t need that sort of competition.
He points at the picture of Ichabod.
Hastings: Ichabod is going to be in business for himself. That’s a foregone conclusion. Plus, aren’t Ichabod and Vain buddies of some kind?
Peterson: Ichabod has buddies?
Hastings: Wasn’t Ichabod behind that whole Night of Vanity malarky a few years ago?
Peterson: Something like that, but I think that was about something else.
Hastings: I don’t really care.
He points at the picture of Deimos.
Hastings: Now, here’s the sick thing, Fear and I have been Tag Team Champions together before. Twice, in fact. I’m sure it would disgust him to team with me as much as I hate the idea of teaming with him, but he always feels honor-bound or something to championships, he’ll take it seriously and feel obligated to try to win, and he’ll see everything for what it is, he’ll know that he has to focus on Vain because I’ll be preoccupied with Killian, and that works for me.
Peterson: What does it even matter?
Donovan stares at him.
Hastings: Well, of course it matters. The partner I have is going to have a direct impact on the match itself.
Peterson: Right, but it’s the fans that are voting on this.
Hastings: So?
Peterson: So why waste all this time thinking about it when you have no control over it?
Hastings: I have control over it. A little bit, anyway.
Peterson: You don’t get to vote.
Hastings: Of course I do.
Peterson: Jet just held a press conference the other day and said that Entertainment Professionals don’t get to vote.
Hastings: Yes, well he’s a moron, isn’t he? There isn’t a voting booth that you go to and show two valid forms of identification. You go on the website and click a box.
Donovan rolls on his chair over to his desk and punches up the UGWC website on his laptop, and opens up the voting poll for his match.
Hastings: Now, decisions…
Who should Donovan vote for?
You know what sounds like a good idea? Vote Dave Rydell.
Fuck It. Let’s Vote Ichabod.
There is only one rational decision to be made under this particular set of circumstances. Vote Phrixus Deimos.
Hastings: This is a difficult decision. Obviously, I’ve proven over these past few months that I could defeat Killian and Vain with just about anybody, seeing as I was able to do it with Dredd, but I don’t particularly want to have to carry any of this deadweight around. Still, this stupid declaration that I can’t touch Killian outside of sanctioned matches means I need somebody who can keep Vain busy again. Now…
He points at the picture of Rydell.
Hastings: If Red-
Peterson: I will walk out of here right now if you start with that.
Donovan sighs.
Hastings: Rydell has got to know that his best chance of ever being a champion again is if he does it alongside somebody else. He would need me as much as under the circumstances I’d have no choice but to need him. The problem with that is, headstrong stupidity aside, he sees it as he has issues with Killian too, and I don’t need that sort of competition.
He points at the picture of Ichabod.
Hastings: Ichabod is going to be in business for himself. That’s a foregone conclusion. Plus, aren’t Ichabod and Vain buddies of some kind?
Peterson: Ichabod has buddies?
Hastings: Wasn’t Ichabod behind that whole Night of Vanity malarky a few years ago?
Peterson: Something like that, but I think that was about something else.
Hastings: I don’t really care.
He points at the picture of Deimos.
Hastings: Now, here’s the sick thing, Fear and I have been Tag Team Champions together before. Twice, in fact. I’m sure it would disgust him to team with me as much as I hate the idea of teaming with him, but he always feels honor-bound or something to championships, he’ll take it seriously and feel obligated to try to win, and he’ll see everything for what it is, he’ll know that he has to focus on Vain because I’ll be preoccupied with Killian, and that works for me.
Peterson: What does it even matter?
Donovan stares at him.
Hastings: Well, of course it matters. The partner I have is going to have a direct impact on the match itself.
Peterson: Right, but it’s the fans that are voting on this.
Hastings: So?
Peterson: So why waste all this time thinking about it when you have no control over it?
Hastings: I have control over it. A little bit, anyway.
Peterson: You don’t get to vote.
Hastings: Of course I do.
Peterson: Jet just held a press conference the other day and said that Entertainment Professionals don’t get to vote.
Hastings: Yes, well he’s a moron, isn’t he? There isn’t a voting booth that you go to and show two valid forms of identification. You go on the website and click a box.
Donovan rolls on his chair over to his desk and punches up the UGWC website on his laptop, and opens up the voting poll for his match.
Hastings: Now, decisions…
Who should Donovan vote for?
You know what sounds like a good idea? Vote Dave Rydell.
Fuck It. Let’s Vote Ichabod.
There is only one rational decision to be made under this particular set of circumstances. Vote Phrixus Deimos.