Election Time.

[Dave Rydell]

The screen goes static, followed by an image of the American Flag waving proudly over DC. With "Hail to the Chief" playing. The music and the image fades. Right into Dave Rydell sporting a slick 3 piece suit.

My fellow Americans and professional wrestling fans. Today we embark on a journey. A journey to cleanse this company of it's nonsense and debauchery. A journey to dethrone two of the most devious tyrants this company has ever seen. Today, I stand before you as a candidate to aide Donovan Hastings in his fight against the duo known as Snuggles and Sodomy. 

In order for me to ensure that order is restored, I have to gain your vote. And to gain that, I must gain your trust. While I am obviously no politician, I can however give you a vision of a brighter and better future. 

To begin that, let me ask you this: Have the current Co-Operative Champions done anything for you, other than parade around with their nonsensical charades?

The answer is no. I have not seen them meet and greet the fans. I have not seen them fight for the people. I have not seen them be anything more than selfish, arrogant, conniving degenerates that care not of you, the people, but only themselves. 

Killian King has made enough displays over the last several weeks to speak for himself. I would however, like to point out his partner, Alan Wallace.

His objectification of women, slander towards almost anyone except Mr. King and Ms. Eden Morgan, and his outright dismissal of you, the UGWC people! This so called team that has been selected to represent the company to you, the public, as the UGWC Co-Operative Champions.

I can't guarantee a perfect society nor can I promise lower taxes. But what I can promise you is this: If you vote for me, I will fight tooth and nail alongside Donovan Hastings to take those belts from that despicable team, and restore some credibility to the belts themselves, and the UGWC brand! We are professionals and superior athletes.

We are here to entertain you for your enjoyment, amusement, and everything in between. Vote for me, and I will set you free! I vow, that if I am voted for, I will fight every show for you, the fans! I will right wrongs, take these titles to new heights with Donovan Hastings, and make every show worth your while!

We will go into that arena, into that ring, and into that match and beat those two clowns down until we have our hands raised in victory. And with your help, I can make the UGWC great again!

Voice over: My name, is Dave Rydell, and I approve this message!

"Hail to the Chief" plays again as we fade into a shot of the American flag waving once more. End.

[Gabriel Baal]

Your angle on an election was well thought-out. I enjoyed the pattern of the speech. Whilst Rydell claimed he wasn't a politician, he managed to find a politician's poise.

Good luck for your match, whichever you're in.

[Eden Morgan]

The election idea was pretty smart to go with in its simplicity. I mean, at the heart of In Your Hands, this is an election, so doing some political posturing and engineering is a good way to go. Came off very Trump-esque with the whole "Make UGWC great again". Good luck!

[Rogan MacLean]

Snuggles... and Sodomy. Lol. I lol'ed at that. This was entertaining, I echo what Britt and Mike said about how the election idea was a good one for this piece. Great job man. We The People!

[Dave Rydell]

Thanks for the feedback. I was struggling with what to write and then it dawned on me that it's election year and I'm trying to get the vote. So why not trump it up

[Deleted]

I also appreciated the election theme to acknowledge the theme of the event, and I liked the decision to focus on Hugs and Fisticuffs rather than trying to run down the other potential partners or even the battle royal; Rydell is clearly here to do one thing, and that's beat the Co-Operative Champions, and that really fits his character I believe.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

I like that you had the idea and committed to the idea and gave us a post that is very different from what we have come to expect from Rydell. You don't often go that far outside the box, but you did this time and I think you nailed the approach. Much like I said to Steve the idea fit the character and the event, nicely done.

[Holden Orson]

I hate getting home at like 10pm. by the time i go to give feedback someone said it all already.

I kind of echo what Trob said, I kind of wish you'd go outside your comfort zone more. You seem to impress us every-time you do

[Jet Somers]

I know everyone else said it, but it's very true. Going with an election theme for IYH during an election year was simple in it's brilliance. Well done.

[DrunkenBuzzsaw]

As Vain and Killian would say...

'You can't have a little bit of Sodomy without a whole lot of o(h)my.'