Post by Mr.Ego on Dec 8, 2018 19:26:01 GMT -5
Monday, December 3, 2018 - Chicago, Illinois: UGWC Arena - End of Show
The two of them each stand silently, neither of them taking their eyes off of the other. Kem standing alone in the ring, the crowd cheering raucously behind her; Wallace standing confidently on top of the announcers table, holding his title high overhead, as the look upon his face isn't one of arrogance, but of contempt.
Certain that the cameras have now gone off, Wallace barks out an order to Covert Jay; an order that the head of the 'Vain Fan Club' is more than happy to oblige: 'Get the World Champion a microphone'. His request granted, Wallace hops down off of the table, slowly making his way around the ring, never taking his eyes off of the woman that will challenge him for his UGWC World Championship at Horizons. Slowly, he brings the microphone to his lips.
"You couldn't stand it, could you, Ms. Dynamo?"
Kem slightly cocks her head to the side, unsure of where Vain is going with this. With a sad shake of his head, he continues.
"You simply couldn't bear the thought of it, could you? You simply couldn't come to grips with the realization that you were about to hold Cooperative gold with the very man that you will fail in defeating in a week's time. You simply couldn't fathom having to defend cooperative gold with the man who is, simply, 'Your Better', in every sense of the term."
The crowd boos his words, as Kem makes her way to the edge of the ring, leaning over the top rope and saying something to Vain that is not caught by the microphone that he holds in his hands. He ignores whatever she has said.
"Your World Champion had things well in hand, so why would you decide to tag yourself into the match at that particular moment, Ms. Dynamo?"
Reaching the beginning of the ramp, Wallace slings the World Title over his shoulder, before crossing his arms over his chest. Lightly tapping his lips with his forefinger, he half-listens as Kem yells out nonsensical drivel that would make better sense in one-hundred forty characters or less, while often accompanied by a hashtag. Fans in the first few rows, having heard what she said, begin to cheer, causing Vain to chuckle.
"You know what you've done though, don't you, Ms. Dynamo? The fans won't, because they're idiots. But you? You know exactly what you've done."
More boos and catcalls from the UGWC faithful, which Vain dismisses with a slight wave of his hand, and a smirk on his face.
"These fans might buy into the heroic bullshit that you spew at every waking turn. These fans might fall for the rhetoric that Kem Dynamo is a true competitor, a competitor that will strive to always do the right thing, and a competitor that will reap the benefits of constantly walking the straight and narrow, as if somehow she has earned that right. But I know the truth, Ms. Dynamo."
He flashes her a smile, the grin growing wider as the crowd boos him.
"You have provided yourself a way out of the shortcoming that will befall you at Horizons."
Vain begins to chuckle.
"You have allowed yourself to show your true colors to all that call themselves fans of yours, only they're all too stupid to realize it, Ms. Dynamo. And frankly, it's beginning to wear thin on my patience."
Vain shifts the championship belt further up on his shoulder, as he begins pacing back and forth on the ramp.
"You have all of the tools to become a great representative of this industry, Ms. Dynamo. The issue that you seem to have, frankly, is that you are forever looking for 'the next big thing', when something does not go your way. You prop yourself up to become this vast beacon of hope for all of your fans, and then you simply disappoint them, Kem. And instead of owning the very failures that your lack of experience and skill cause, you find another couple of dozen things to focus on, in hopes that everyone will simply forget how abysmal you perform when the most is on the line."
"Stop cheating your faithful, Ms. Dynamo."
A flash of anger upon the face of Kem Dynamo, as she yells something else down at Wallace. He smiles.
"Stop feeding them the inconsequential bullshit that you continually attempt to build your legacy around, Kem. Nobody cares about the Wrestlestock Open from two years ago. Nobody cares about your winning the Massive Melee battle royal. And nobody cares that you won a Battleground Match that had about as much excitement in it as watching a Jessica Mathis match."
More boos, though Vain is unsure if they are for him, or for the mention of Mathis. Nevertheless, he continues.
"Yet, those are the three items of merit that you have continually told these people - and most importantly, have continued telling yourself - in an attempt to justify your position on this card. To justify your inclusion into this match. To justify your challenging for the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship."
"Holding the Cooperative Titles with little old me would have put a kink in your plan, wouldn't it, Ms. Dynamo?"
He looks down at the title that is slung over his shoulder, smiling as he pats it, and then looks back up at Kem Dynamo.
Once you fail next Monday, holding one-half of the Cooperative gold is the last thing that you would want, isn't it, Kem? Because then you would constantly be reminded of Alan Wallace being your superior in this ring. You would incessantly have to answer the question of 'what is it like to have to team with a man that has already proven he is better than you'. You would know in your heat of hearts, that the only way you were able to win a championship for our company, is by suckling at the teat of a man you could never hope to become."
"And thus, you sabotaged your only chance of winning a UGWC Title in 2018, by tagging yourself into our match here tonight, and then eating finishers from both of our opponents."
The crowd boos louder now, as a red-faced Kem Dynamo continues motioning for Vain to get into the ring. He laughs.
"I know you, Kem. I know there will be an excuse for tonight's failure, one that you will tell all of your peers in the other dozen or so companies that you moonlight for. 'The World Champion stood on the apron, as the great Kem Dynamo was effectively dismantled by the reigning UGWC Cooperative Champions'. That 'Kem Dynamo was left at the mercy of two people, as her partner stood there and simply watched'. That 'had your partner had his head in the match, you would have walked out of Synergy as a champion'."
"Fucking spare me."
"You made the decision to do what you did, and you suffered the consequences for it. And now I am sure that you will focus on all that is of no importance; your home in Portland, your relationship, your many other places of employment. And then as we grow closer to Horizons, you will again spew your nonsensical horseshit about the Wrestlestock Open, about the Massive Melee, about Battleground… and the imbeciles will buy into it once more."
"They will buy into your reasoning as to how you are justified in being granted this opportunity…"
"They will buy into your rationale that it is, indeed, your time…"
"They will buy into your truth, that truth being that you are destined to become the next UGWC World Champion."
"They will buy into the ideology that you somehow deserve it."
"And when you fail, just as you always do… when the faith of your fans begins to falter in you as it always does, you will once more ignore it. You will once more focus on that which is inconsequential. You will once more ignore your multitude of failures, picking and choosing what you wish your narrative to be. And you will once more move forward, thinking yourself more worthy than you will ever hope to be."
A look of disgust forms on the face of Alan Wallace, as he stares up at his next challenger. After a few moments of silence, he brings the microphone to his lips one last time.
"And people call me arrogant."
With that, Vain drops the microphone, turns, and makes his way up the ramp… disappearing through the back, as Kem glares up the ramp after him.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2018 - Miami, Florida: Wallace/Worth Estate - Media Conference Call
"I understand that you might not want to do this, Alan, but you are contractually obligated to do so. It is for [/b]Horizons[/b], after all."
Seated behind of his desk in his study, Vain throws his head backwards, looking up at the ceiling. He sighs.
"Though I have far more important things that I could be focusing on at this point, I completely understand the obligations set forth within my contract, especially as the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion. What I am having a bit of trouble with is some of this content that they will be asking about."
"What, specifically, Alan?"
Vain leans forward in his seat, looking back at the list of items contained within the email that he has pulled up on his laptop.
"What in the bluest of all Hells is a '2k19'?"
Simon stifles a chuckle, as he walks over and takes a seat on the chair directly across from Vain.
"UGWC 2K19, Alan."
Wallace simply stares at him, saying nothing, with confusion etched on his face. Simon sighs as he leans forward, resting his arms on the desk in front of him.
"It's a video game, Alan. For console, as well as PC."
Wallace continues staring at him in silence, his mouth slightly open.
"You can play them on your laptop, or on the PS4 or X-Box One."
More staring, now with what appears to be a small amount of drool forming at the corners of Alan's lips. Simon pinches the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger.
"It's similar to what Cynric does in your guest quarters, Alan."
Uneasy, Alan leans forward.
"The last time a blacklight was used in that room, the sight chilled me to my very soul, Simon. There will be no more talk of what Cynric does in the guest quarters."
It takes a moment for Simon to realize what Alan is referring to, but when he does, he visibly shudders.
"For the love of all that's holy, not that, Alan! The games that he plays. World of Warcraft… Azeroth… all of that mumbo-jumbo?"
"OH! Well why didn't you say so, Simon?! So this game has a Quest Giver, too?"
"Well, no, not exactly. However, I do think it has a career mode."
Vain is once again clueless at what Simon is talking about, so the advocate attempts to move on.
"Look, they just want your opinion on the game, and to see if you have any thoughts about the recent downloadable content that was released, that features yourself and Ms. Dynamo. It was a special edition Horizons ladder match that was released, that is now playable for all."
"Look Simon, I don't know what much of that means, but it sounds uninteresting as hell. I do not play video games, Simon. You know this."
"This I know, Alan, however, I also know that you are a master orator when need be. I have no doubt that you will be fine."
Alan begins typing on the laptop as his desk phone begins to ring. Looking over at Simon, Vain proceeds to look down at the phone, and then back up at Simon.
"Someone should probably get that, Simon."
"Why, yes, my Lord. As you wish."
Simon proceeds to stand and then mockingly bow before Vain, who begins to chuckle.
"Careful, lest that be a new contractual obligation for your next contract, Simon."
Simon reaches over and presses the 'conference' button on the phone. Vain leans towards the phone, as he continues typing.
"Good afternoon, Alan Wallace speaking. Your pleasure, I'm sure."
Simon sighs as he takes his seat once more. The conversation continues.
"Mr. Wallace, it is good to speak with you. My name is Charles McDuffie, and I represent 'Not Your Mommas Wrestling Podcast', and we perform videogame reviews for the public, with most of our findings posted both on YouTube, as well as on Amazon. That way, we reach as wide of an audience as possible. I know that you are an extremely busy man, so I hope not to take too much of your time today."
"Good to hear from you, Mr. McDuffie, though one word of warning: If you shout out any 'bangs', or begin talking about 'self-high-fives', I will end this call immediately."
Simon mouths the word 'bang' as he points his finger at his temple and acts as if he is pulling the trigger on a handgun. Vain rolls his eyes.
"I really only have two questions for you today, Mr. Wallace. To start, what are your thoughts on the new DLC content that came out featuring not only yourself, but your Horizons opponent, Kem Dynamo?"
"Oh yes, you mean the newly released ladder match content that is now playable across all platforms?"
"Yes sir, Mr. Wallace."
"Well, frankly Mr. McDuffie, I am not overly impressed. Now, it goes without saying that 'Vain' Alan Wallace performs as exquisitely in-game as he does in the ring, but that is about all of the good that I can say of it."
"Numerous members of my team have played the new DLC already, and while I will reserve judgement in sharing our thoughts on the content, I am very interested in hearing your take on it. Especially considering I was not aware that you were big into video games, Mr. Wallace."
"There just seemed to be a lot of bugs with the content, Mr. McDuffie. Ms. Dynamo was given a horrendously basic move set, for starters. I question if creative took a break when they were finalizing her content?"
"That was actually Kem's move set that she uses during her matches, Mr. Wallace."
"Oh, well then… that is my mistake. My apologies."
"What else wasn't up to your standard, Mr. Wallace?"
"Well Charles, I did enjoy how fluid the movements were for Vain during the match. All of the moves that my player executed came off flawlessly, but with Ms. Dynamo's character, not only did it seem choppier, but her character itself was very 'blocky'. If I'm being honest, it quite caught me off guard."
"It is my understanding that they used the same mechanics for the fluidity of her movements in-game, as they did your movements."
"So you're saying she's just that uncoordinated and slow?"
"Well… I wouldn't say that, Mr. Wallace."
"You're thinking it though, aren't you?"
"I plead the fifth, Mr. Wallace. As for her 'blockiness'… that's just her frame."
"Oh… well now, don't I feel like a horses ass."
"It's quite alright, Mr. Wallace. So in your opinion, what grade would you give it, from one to five stars. One being the worst grade, and five being the best."
"Before I answer that question, I have a question for you, Charles. Have you and your… peers… simulated the Horizons ladder match between Ms. Dynamo and myself?"
"We have, Mr. Wallace."
"And what was the outcome?"
"Vain won, all thirty times that we simulated the match, Mr. Wallace."
"Excellent, Charles. Then I give it ten stars."
"It only goes up to five stars, Mr. Wallace."
"I give it fifteen stars, then."
There is silence on the phone, as the caller isn't quite sure if Vain is being serious, or merely messing with him. The silence doesn't last, however, as Vain begins to speak again.
"Just kidding, Charles. I give it one star, and no more. Were it not for Vain being in the game, surely it would have received a negative rating. Now piss off, if you don’t mind… I have things to do."
Alan hangs the phone up, and then looks across at Simon, who sits in shock.
"What?"
"Do you think the company is going to appreciate your comments regarding this game, especially with as much as they have put into marketing and research?"
Vain sighs as he stands up.
"Frankly, I don't care. I have better things to do than worry about some videogame that I have no intention of ever playing. However, I took the call, did I not? I did my due diligence, Simon."
"Fine, but one star? Really? Sight unseen, and the best you can officially do is grade it at one star?"
"It had Kem in it, Simon. Did you honestly expect me to grade it higher? Besides…"
Vain lifts the laptop up and spins it around, placing it back down onto the desk, facing Simon.
"I'm not the only one who thinks it sucks."
Rob Andrew
1.0 out of 5 stars
Worst DLC Ever
December 4, 2018
This DLC is just terrible. As a life-long Vain fan, he should never have to share billing with someone like Kem Dynamo. It is tantamount to blasphemy and does him a complete disservice for all that he has achieved. Shame on you for not recognising true greatness when it's right in front of your face, UGWC. Shame.
"Well he seems to have nothing but good things to say about you, Alan. That's a plus."
"Seemingly, yes, but look at his name. There isn't an 's' on the end of 'Andrew', yet there is one in the word 'recognize'. Means he's likely British. Eww."
"Wasn't Killian British, Alan?"
Vain opens the door, but turns back towards his advocate.
"Everyone has their faults, Simon."
With that, Alan walks out of his study, shutting the door behind him.
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Thursday, December 6, 2018 - Miami, Florida: Wallace/Worth Estate
"Before you even say anything, I am already aware, Simon."
Alan walks over to the counter where his cell phone lays, and picks it up. Tapping at the screen a few times, he then turns and holds it up, allowing the message to play over the speaker on his phone.
Ooley: Goddammit Humble! You had one fucking job to do, and you can't even manage to do that without fucking it up! I swear, I have half a mind to shove Louis so far up your ass, you'll be shitting pancakes for the next fucking ten years! Do you hear me, Humble?! Pick up the phone! Pick up the phone!! PICK UP THE PH-"
Alan taps the 'End' button on his phone, before looking back up at Simon.
"There are, approximately, forty-seven other voicemails that have been eerily similar in content over the last twenty-four hours. Apparently, Ole' Bob didn't appreciate the dozens of phone calls that he received from people asking why his World Champion would bury a game that many of his investors sunk so much money into. Who knew, amirite?"
"Alan…"
"No worries though, Simon, because I've already got it covered. After thinking long and hard about yesterday, I knew that I would likely have to make amends to the company. Thankfully, a friend of a friend of a friend owed me a favor, so I have already began working on seeing to it that Ole' Bob doesn't suffer a stroke. At least not in the immediate future."
"And how do you propose seeing to that, Alan?"
"Well, seeing as how we are smack dab in the middle of the Holiday season, and seeing as how our company will most likely go to great lengths to make as much money off of UGWC 2K19 as humanly possible over Christmas, I assume there will be at least a few more packs of DLC that will be released in the coming weeks. It is my hope that my offering can be added to the next batch of DLC, and be included within the most recent content that contained the ladder match pack, with Kem and myself. And it's already in the works."
"What did you do, Alan?"
"It's a special addendum to the beginning of the match, sang by 'Yours Truly'. The kids will love it!"
Vain picks up his phone and begins tapping on the screen once more. He speaks excitedly, without looking up.
"You know that I am all about giving to the less fortunate, Simon. And it got me to thinking… how can I best show how I feel, while also giving the masses the gift of 'The Vain Voice'? And it harkened me back to 1985… with my 'spin' on things, of course."
Vain presses play, and music softly begins emanating from his phone. Simon's eyebrows go up, as he takes a few steps towards his client.
"Is… is that… is that 'We Are the World'?"
Vain beams with pride as he looks up at Simon.
"No. It's better."
There comes a time
When you should fear the Curtain Call
But your mind… won't allow… you to run
So it's young Kem who's trying
Even though it's not her time
To stop his hand from being raised, in victory
Simon runs his hand through his hair.
"Please no…"
(ohhhhh) You can't go on
Pretending everyday
That in Unified it will be you, to make a change
But you'll still be part of
Vain's exalted history
The truth you're about to see, is that Vain can't be beat
Simon, grayish in color, takes a seat at the table. Simon looks down at him and smiles.
"The chorus is the best part, Simon, and it's coming up. You'll LOVE it!"
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
"God, turn it off… turn it off…"
"SHHHHHHHHHH! It isn't over yet."
Give him your best
Disappoint, you should not dare
For when Vain wins they're all, great victories
And Vain has shown us
That he's the King of all damn Kings
So on Monday a Dynamo, will bend, at the knee
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
Simon slowly raises his head off the table, looking up at Alan in a pleading fashion.
"You're making my duty of damage control unavoidable"
Vain ignores him, choosing to only tap his lips with his finger, as he lightly sways back and forth, humming along with the lyrics while keeping his eyes closed.
Vain's eyes open upon hearing his main door shut. Looking around, he sees no sign of Simon. Pressing pause on his phone, he walks over to the nearest window, looking out in time to see Simon heading down the driveway. He smiles.
"It's so moving that he couldn't bear for me to see him weep. My angelic voice is but a gift, yet also a curse. Godspeed, Simon Wellington."
Vain turns and begins walking through the kitchen, pressing play on his phone once more, continuing to listen as he steps out into the family room, and disappears around t the corner.
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A New Kingdom Over the Horizons
UGWC: The Mag
The Official Magazine of the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition
A new beginning dawns on the horizon. One with no ego… no arrogance… no vanity. A beginning spearheaded by a Dynamo. A beginning we can all be proud of.
I have been asked to provide my thoughts on exactly who should be deemed the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, and I've been able to narrow my choices down to the very two people who will be battling it out in the Main Event at Horizons, for the UGWC World Championship: the reigning champion, 'Vain' Alan Wallace; or the challenger, Kem Dynamo.
And for me, it isn't even close.
One is an arrogant piece of work, who views himself above anyone and everyone around him. The other is one of the most humble people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, who gives credit where it is due, and rarely willingly puts herself in the spotlight.
One has made a name for himself based upon past accomplishments, living off of name recognition and those he has been affiliated with. The other is one of the best up-and-comers we have seen in recent memory, and is making a name for herself each time she steps into the ring.
One was unable to find success during the first six months of the calendar year, finding himself mired in useless feuds and pointless pairings. The other has shown her star to be the brightest, when the most has been on the line.
One only puts forth his best effort when the most money and fame can be gained. The other puts forth her best effort each and every time she steps into the ring.
One is a cancer in this industry, to all whom he meets between the ropes, and to all whom he bullies in the backstage area. The other is considerate, respectful, and loving, to her foes and friends alike.
When I think of the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, I do not think of someone who ridiculed one of the younger members of the roster in Jessica Mathis, sabotaging her when it suited him the best, and ultimately driving her out of the company that she very well could have been the next big star of. I do not think of someone who would choose to attempt to end the career of a former protégé, all based upon some half-cocked notion that Eden Morgan was to blame for the deterioration of his relationship with Killian King, when everyone knows that it was his own attitude that led to the nuking of that friendship. I do not think of someone who capitalizes off of the hard work of others, and who would choose to utilize a proxy just to keep a championship around his waist. And I do not think of someone who has absolutely zero respect for anyone that he comes into contact with, all because he has the misconception that he is simply better than everyone around him.
When I think of the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, I think of someone who continues to evolve. I think of someone who strives to be the very best that she can be when in the ring, and the very best representative that she can be when she is out of the ring. I think of someone who, through sheer hard work and determination, has been able to do what no one before her has: Wrestlestock Open Champion, Massive Melee Match winner, Battleground Match winner, and will challenge for the World Championship at Horizons. I think of someone who respects all of those around her, respects those she meets in the ring, and respects the sanctity of the industry that she finds herself to be a part of.
The 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year deserves to be the person that will lead us into the new year as a champion that we can all be proud of. The 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the year deserves to be Kem Dynamo. And maybe, just maybe, Alan Wallace will then see how a true champion conducts themselves. And as Vain himself would say…
'You're Welcome'.
Grey Coppi
Lead Backstage Interviewer
UGWC: The Mag - Guest Contributor
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Monday, December 10, 2018 - Chicago, Illinois: United Center - Horizons Event
The cameras fire to laugh, showcasing 'Vain' Alan Wallace standing before it. Staring directly into the camera, he smiles, and then begins to speak.
"From a wrestlers standpoint, Horizons is the event that everyone strives to perform their best at, year in and year out. It is the event within UGWC that everyone looks forward to the most, because we all know that how we perform at Horizons often dictates how well we will begin the new year. It is an event where careers have been made, and it is an event where careers have been broken."
"From a fan standpoint, Horizons is an event that people begin saving their money for in January, because there isn't quite anything like seeing it happen live. The championship matches that become epic encounters they can tell their kids and grandkids about; the grudges that come to a head here, and once it is all said and done, neither combatant is ever the same; the thought that the entire company can change moving into the new year, based off of what occurs here."
"Wrestler and fan alike, there isn't anything more exciting than UGWC Horizons. The problem is…"
"I have no excitement for the match that is about to take place."
"That isn't a dig at my challenger here tonight, though I'm sure she would take it that way. Honestly, I would love to see Kem Dynamo be the next big thing in this industry. I would love to see Kem Dynamo become a champion in this company. I would love to see Kem Dynamo use her tenacity, her determination, and her prowess in that ring to prove that she is one of the best in the industry today."
"It just won't happen tonight."
"Now I know, I know… she is a former Wrestlestock Open winner; she is the Massive Melee winner; she is the Battleground Match winner; she is a Lingerie Football player; she is a newlywed; and she is the PPW Portlandia Champion. Congratulations on all of that, Ms. Dynamo. There's only one problem."
"I don't give a damn."
"This is Horizons, Kem, and you are about to step into the ring with a man who excels at Horizons. At a time when most are running out of gas as the year nears its end, 'Vain' Alan Wallace is at the top of his game, and delivers magic each time he steps into the ring. And no Dynamo Math is needed to prove that fact. However, since I know that you like assigning numbers to things so that you fully understand them, I'll play along for a moment."
"5 - The number of times that 'Yours Truly' has participated in matches at the Horizons event, since signing with UGWC in 2013."
"4 - The number of victories that 'Yours Truly' has had at Horizons."
"7 - The number of people that I have beaten at Horizons whom I take credit for retiring, either directly or indirectly, from this industry."
"3 - The number of times that I have walked out of Horizons as a UGWC champion."
"1 - The number of people that have truly proven themselves to be at the level of 'Vain' Alan Wallace, on the grandest stage of them all."
"I'm sure that you will focus on that '1', Ms. Dynamo. It represents possibility. It represents your hopes and dreams. It represents that chance that you can do what only one before you has done: defeat Alan Wallace for the World Championship at Horizons. But there is one, gigantic problem with that thought process, Kem…"
"You are no Travis Roberts, Kem. Not even close."
"Roberts was my one true equal in this entire industry. He was the one entertainment professional whom I held the upmost respect for, always. He was the one person who I knew had what it took to carry the burden of being the standard bearer for this industry, and to do so with the same respect that I had done so. And the saddest part of all that, Kem, is that our match two years ago at this very event took so much out of Travis Roberts… he exerted so much physical and mental effort to defeat me for the World Title that I held so dear… that little more than a month later, he lost that very World Title to a man who isn't even on Dave Rydell's level."
"And yet, you will be the one to dethrone 'Vain' Alan Wallace here tonight?"
"While I admire the confidence, Ms. Dynamo, there will be no crowning of a new champion here tonight. There will be no dawning of a new era. There will be no coronation of a new Queen to rule the UGWC lands…"
"Tonight, you find out what many before you already know. Tonight, you find out what it is like to face 'Vain' Alan Wallace when he is at his best. Tonight, you finally realize that you still have a ways to go before you will find yourself at the top of the hierarchy within UGWC. Most importantly, tonight, you realize that UGWC is still my kingdom, Ms. Dynamo."
"Long Live the King."
FIN
The two of them each stand silently, neither of them taking their eyes off of the other. Kem standing alone in the ring, the crowd cheering raucously behind her; Wallace standing confidently on top of the announcers table, holding his title high overhead, as the look upon his face isn't one of arrogance, but of contempt.
Certain that the cameras have now gone off, Wallace barks out an order to Covert Jay; an order that the head of the 'Vain Fan Club' is more than happy to oblige: 'Get the World Champion a microphone'. His request granted, Wallace hops down off of the table, slowly making his way around the ring, never taking his eyes off of the woman that will challenge him for his UGWC World Championship at Horizons. Slowly, he brings the microphone to his lips.
"You couldn't stand it, could you, Ms. Dynamo?"
Kem slightly cocks her head to the side, unsure of where Vain is going with this. With a sad shake of his head, he continues.
"You simply couldn't bear the thought of it, could you? You simply couldn't come to grips with the realization that you were about to hold Cooperative gold with the very man that you will fail in defeating in a week's time. You simply couldn't fathom having to defend cooperative gold with the man who is, simply, 'Your Better', in every sense of the term."
The crowd boos his words, as Kem makes her way to the edge of the ring, leaning over the top rope and saying something to Vain that is not caught by the microphone that he holds in his hands. He ignores whatever she has said.
"Your World Champion had things well in hand, so why would you decide to tag yourself into the match at that particular moment, Ms. Dynamo?"
Reaching the beginning of the ramp, Wallace slings the World Title over his shoulder, before crossing his arms over his chest. Lightly tapping his lips with his forefinger, he half-listens as Kem yells out nonsensical drivel that would make better sense in one-hundred forty characters or less, while often accompanied by a hashtag. Fans in the first few rows, having heard what she said, begin to cheer, causing Vain to chuckle.
"You know what you've done though, don't you, Ms. Dynamo? The fans won't, because they're idiots. But you? You know exactly what you've done."
More boos and catcalls from the UGWC faithful, which Vain dismisses with a slight wave of his hand, and a smirk on his face.
"These fans might buy into the heroic bullshit that you spew at every waking turn. These fans might fall for the rhetoric that Kem Dynamo is a true competitor, a competitor that will strive to always do the right thing, and a competitor that will reap the benefits of constantly walking the straight and narrow, as if somehow she has earned that right. But I know the truth, Ms. Dynamo."
He flashes her a smile, the grin growing wider as the crowd boos him.
"You have provided yourself a way out of the shortcoming that will befall you at Horizons."
Vain begins to chuckle.
"You have allowed yourself to show your true colors to all that call themselves fans of yours, only they're all too stupid to realize it, Ms. Dynamo. And frankly, it's beginning to wear thin on my patience."
Vain shifts the championship belt further up on his shoulder, as he begins pacing back and forth on the ramp.
"You have all of the tools to become a great representative of this industry, Ms. Dynamo. The issue that you seem to have, frankly, is that you are forever looking for 'the next big thing', when something does not go your way. You prop yourself up to become this vast beacon of hope for all of your fans, and then you simply disappoint them, Kem. And instead of owning the very failures that your lack of experience and skill cause, you find another couple of dozen things to focus on, in hopes that everyone will simply forget how abysmal you perform when the most is on the line."
"Stop cheating your faithful, Ms. Dynamo."
A flash of anger upon the face of Kem Dynamo, as she yells something else down at Wallace. He smiles.
"Stop feeding them the inconsequential bullshit that you continually attempt to build your legacy around, Kem. Nobody cares about the Wrestlestock Open from two years ago. Nobody cares about your winning the Massive Melee battle royal. And nobody cares that you won a Battleground Match that had about as much excitement in it as watching a Jessica Mathis match."
More boos, though Vain is unsure if they are for him, or for the mention of Mathis. Nevertheless, he continues.
"Yet, those are the three items of merit that you have continually told these people - and most importantly, have continued telling yourself - in an attempt to justify your position on this card. To justify your inclusion into this match. To justify your challenging for the UGWC World Heavyweight Championship."
"Holding the Cooperative Titles with little old me would have put a kink in your plan, wouldn't it, Ms. Dynamo?"
He looks down at the title that is slung over his shoulder, smiling as he pats it, and then looks back up at Kem Dynamo.
Once you fail next Monday, holding one-half of the Cooperative gold is the last thing that you would want, isn't it, Kem? Because then you would constantly be reminded of Alan Wallace being your superior in this ring. You would incessantly have to answer the question of 'what is it like to have to team with a man that has already proven he is better than you'. You would know in your heat of hearts, that the only way you were able to win a championship for our company, is by suckling at the teat of a man you could never hope to become."
"And thus, you sabotaged your only chance of winning a UGWC Title in 2018, by tagging yourself into our match here tonight, and then eating finishers from both of our opponents."
The crowd boos louder now, as a red-faced Kem Dynamo continues motioning for Vain to get into the ring. He laughs.
"I know you, Kem. I know there will be an excuse for tonight's failure, one that you will tell all of your peers in the other dozen or so companies that you moonlight for. 'The World Champion stood on the apron, as the great Kem Dynamo was effectively dismantled by the reigning UGWC Cooperative Champions'. That 'Kem Dynamo was left at the mercy of two people, as her partner stood there and simply watched'. That 'had your partner had his head in the match, you would have walked out of Synergy as a champion'."
"Fucking spare me."
"You made the decision to do what you did, and you suffered the consequences for it. And now I am sure that you will focus on all that is of no importance; your home in Portland, your relationship, your many other places of employment. And then as we grow closer to Horizons, you will again spew your nonsensical horseshit about the Wrestlestock Open, about the Massive Melee, about Battleground… and the imbeciles will buy into it once more."
"They will buy into your reasoning as to how you are justified in being granted this opportunity…"
"They will buy into your rationale that it is, indeed, your time…"
"They will buy into your truth, that truth being that you are destined to become the next UGWC World Champion."
"They will buy into the ideology that you somehow deserve it."
"And when you fail, just as you always do… when the faith of your fans begins to falter in you as it always does, you will once more ignore it. You will once more focus on that which is inconsequential. You will once more ignore your multitude of failures, picking and choosing what you wish your narrative to be. And you will once more move forward, thinking yourself more worthy than you will ever hope to be."
A look of disgust forms on the face of Alan Wallace, as he stares up at his next challenger. After a few moments of silence, he brings the microphone to his lips one last time.
"And people call me arrogant."
With that, Vain drops the microphone, turns, and makes his way up the ramp… disappearing through the back, as Kem glares up the ramp after him.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2018 - Miami, Florida: Wallace/Worth Estate - Media Conference Call
"I understand that you might not want to do this, Alan, but you are contractually obligated to do so. It is for [/b]Horizons[/b], after all."
Seated behind of his desk in his study, Vain throws his head backwards, looking up at the ceiling. He sighs.
"Though I have far more important things that I could be focusing on at this point, I completely understand the obligations set forth within my contract, especially as the UGWC World Heavyweight Champion. What I am having a bit of trouble with is some of this content that they will be asking about."
"What, specifically, Alan?"
Vain leans forward in his seat, looking back at the list of items contained within the email that he has pulled up on his laptop.
"What in the bluest of all Hells is a '2k19'?"
Simon stifles a chuckle, as he walks over and takes a seat on the chair directly across from Vain.
"UGWC 2K19, Alan."
Wallace simply stares at him, saying nothing, with confusion etched on his face. Simon sighs as he leans forward, resting his arms on the desk in front of him.
"It's a video game, Alan. For console, as well as PC."
Wallace continues staring at him in silence, his mouth slightly open.
"You can play them on your laptop, or on the PS4 or X-Box One."
More staring, now with what appears to be a small amount of drool forming at the corners of Alan's lips. Simon pinches the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger.
"It's similar to what Cynric does in your guest quarters, Alan."
Uneasy, Alan leans forward.
"The last time a blacklight was used in that room, the sight chilled me to my very soul, Simon. There will be no more talk of what Cynric does in the guest quarters."
It takes a moment for Simon to realize what Alan is referring to, but when he does, he visibly shudders.
"For the love of all that's holy, not that, Alan! The games that he plays. World of Warcraft… Azeroth… all of that mumbo-jumbo?"
"OH! Well why didn't you say so, Simon?! So this game has a Quest Giver, too?"
"Well, no, not exactly. However, I do think it has a career mode."
Vain is once again clueless at what Simon is talking about, so the advocate attempts to move on.
"Look, they just want your opinion on the game, and to see if you have any thoughts about the recent downloadable content that was released, that features yourself and Ms. Dynamo. It was a special edition Horizons ladder match that was released, that is now playable for all."
"Look Simon, I don't know what much of that means, but it sounds uninteresting as hell. I do not play video games, Simon. You know this."
"This I know, Alan, however, I also know that you are a master orator when need be. I have no doubt that you will be fine."
Alan begins typing on the laptop as his desk phone begins to ring. Looking over at Simon, Vain proceeds to look down at the phone, and then back up at Simon.
"Someone should probably get that, Simon."
"Why, yes, my Lord. As you wish."
Simon proceeds to stand and then mockingly bow before Vain, who begins to chuckle.
"Careful, lest that be a new contractual obligation for your next contract, Simon."
Simon reaches over and presses the 'conference' button on the phone. Vain leans towards the phone, as he continues typing.
"Good afternoon, Alan Wallace speaking. Your pleasure, I'm sure."
Simon sighs as he takes his seat once more. The conversation continues.
"Mr. Wallace, it is good to speak with you. My name is Charles McDuffie, and I represent 'Not Your Mommas Wrestling Podcast', and we perform videogame reviews for the public, with most of our findings posted both on YouTube, as well as on Amazon. That way, we reach as wide of an audience as possible. I know that you are an extremely busy man, so I hope not to take too much of your time today."
"Good to hear from you, Mr. McDuffie, though one word of warning: If you shout out any 'bangs', or begin talking about 'self-high-fives', I will end this call immediately."
Simon mouths the word 'bang' as he points his finger at his temple and acts as if he is pulling the trigger on a handgun. Vain rolls his eyes.
"I really only have two questions for you today, Mr. Wallace. To start, what are your thoughts on the new DLC content that came out featuring not only yourself, but your Horizons opponent, Kem Dynamo?"
"Oh yes, you mean the newly released ladder match content that is now playable across all platforms?"
"Yes sir, Mr. Wallace."
"Well, frankly Mr. McDuffie, I am not overly impressed. Now, it goes without saying that 'Vain' Alan Wallace performs as exquisitely in-game as he does in the ring, but that is about all of the good that I can say of it."
"Numerous members of my team have played the new DLC already, and while I will reserve judgement in sharing our thoughts on the content, I am very interested in hearing your take on it. Especially considering I was not aware that you were big into video games, Mr. Wallace."
"There just seemed to be a lot of bugs with the content, Mr. McDuffie. Ms. Dynamo was given a horrendously basic move set, for starters. I question if creative took a break when they were finalizing her content?"
"That was actually Kem's move set that she uses during her matches, Mr. Wallace."
"Oh, well then… that is my mistake. My apologies."
"What else wasn't up to your standard, Mr. Wallace?"
"Well Charles, I did enjoy how fluid the movements were for Vain during the match. All of the moves that my player executed came off flawlessly, but with Ms. Dynamo's character, not only did it seem choppier, but her character itself was very 'blocky'. If I'm being honest, it quite caught me off guard."
"It is my understanding that they used the same mechanics for the fluidity of her movements in-game, as they did your movements."
"So you're saying she's just that uncoordinated and slow?"
"Well… I wouldn't say that, Mr. Wallace."
"You're thinking it though, aren't you?"
"I plead the fifth, Mr. Wallace. As for her 'blockiness'… that's just her frame."
"Oh… well now, don't I feel like a horses ass."
"It's quite alright, Mr. Wallace. So in your opinion, what grade would you give it, from one to five stars. One being the worst grade, and five being the best."
"Before I answer that question, I have a question for you, Charles. Have you and your… peers… simulated the Horizons ladder match between Ms. Dynamo and myself?"
"We have, Mr. Wallace."
"And what was the outcome?"
"Vain won, all thirty times that we simulated the match, Mr. Wallace."
"Excellent, Charles. Then I give it ten stars."
"It only goes up to five stars, Mr. Wallace."
"I give it fifteen stars, then."
There is silence on the phone, as the caller isn't quite sure if Vain is being serious, or merely messing with him. The silence doesn't last, however, as Vain begins to speak again.
"Just kidding, Charles. I give it one star, and no more. Were it not for Vain being in the game, surely it would have received a negative rating. Now piss off, if you don’t mind… I have things to do."
Alan hangs the phone up, and then looks across at Simon, who sits in shock.
"What?"
"Do you think the company is going to appreciate your comments regarding this game, especially with as much as they have put into marketing and research?"
Vain sighs as he stands up.
"Frankly, I don't care. I have better things to do than worry about some videogame that I have no intention of ever playing. However, I took the call, did I not? I did my due diligence, Simon."
"Fine, but one star? Really? Sight unseen, and the best you can officially do is grade it at one star?"
"It had Kem in it, Simon. Did you honestly expect me to grade it higher? Besides…"
Vain lifts the laptop up and spins it around, placing it back down onto the desk, facing Simon.
"I'm not the only one who thinks it sucks."
Rob Andrew
1.0 out of 5 stars
Worst DLC Ever
December 4, 2018
This DLC is just terrible. As a life-long Vain fan, he should never have to share billing with someone like Kem Dynamo. It is tantamount to blasphemy and does him a complete disservice for all that he has achieved. Shame on you for not recognising true greatness when it's right in front of your face, UGWC. Shame.
"Well he seems to have nothing but good things to say about you, Alan. That's a plus."
"Seemingly, yes, but look at his name. There isn't an 's' on the end of 'Andrew', yet there is one in the word 'recognize'. Means he's likely British. Eww."
"Wasn't Killian British, Alan?"
Vain opens the door, but turns back towards his advocate.
"Everyone has their faults, Simon."
With that, Alan walks out of his study, shutting the door behind him.
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Thursday, December 6, 2018 - Miami, Florida: Wallace/Worth Estate
"Before you even say anything, I am already aware, Simon."
Alan walks over to the counter where his cell phone lays, and picks it up. Tapping at the screen a few times, he then turns and holds it up, allowing the message to play over the speaker on his phone.
Ooley: Goddammit Humble! You had one fucking job to do, and you can't even manage to do that without fucking it up! I swear, I have half a mind to shove Louis so far up your ass, you'll be shitting pancakes for the next fucking ten years! Do you hear me, Humble?! Pick up the phone! Pick up the phone!! PICK UP THE PH-"
Alan taps the 'End' button on his phone, before looking back up at Simon.
"There are, approximately, forty-seven other voicemails that have been eerily similar in content over the last twenty-four hours. Apparently, Ole' Bob didn't appreciate the dozens of phone calls that he received from people asking why his World Champion would bury a game that many of his investors sunk so much money into. Who knew, amirite?"
"Alan…"
"No worries though, Simon, because I've already got it covered. After thinking long and hard about yesterday, I knew that I would likely have to make amends to the company. Thankfully, a friend of a friend of a friend owed me a favor, so I have already began working on seeing to it that Ole' Bob doesn't suffer a stroke. At least not in the immediate future."
"And how do you propose seeing to that, Alan?"
"Well, seeing as how we are smack dab in the middle of the Holiday season, and seeing as how our company will most likely go to great lengths to make as much money off of UGWC 2K19 as humanly possible over Christmas, I assume there will be at least a few more packs of DLC that will be released in the coming weeks. It is my hope that my offering can be added to the next batch of DLC, and be included within the most recent content that contained the ladder match pack, with Kem and myself. And it's already in the works."
"What did you do, Alan?"
"It's a special addendum to the beginning of the match, sang by 'Yours Truly'. The kids will love it!"
Vain picks up his phone and begins tapping on the screen once more. He speaks excitedly, without looking up.
"You know that I am all about giving to the less fortunate, Simon. And it got me to thinking… how can I best show how I feel, while also giving the masses the gift of 'The Vain Voice'? And it harkened me back to 1985… with my 'spin' on things, of course."
Vain presses play, and music softly begins emanating from his phone. Simon's eyebrows go up, as he takes a few steps towards his client.
"Is… is that… is that 'We Are the World'?"
Vain beams with pride as he looks up at Simon.
"No. It's better."
There comes a time
When you should fear the Curtain Call
But your mind… won't allow… you to run
So it's young Kem who's trying
Even though it's not her time
To stop his hand from being raised, in victory
Simon runs his hand through his hair.
"Please no…"
(ohhhhh) You can't go on
Pretending everyday
That in Unified it will be you, to make a change
But you'll still be part of
Vain's exalted history
The truth you're about to see, is that Vain can't be beat
Simon, grayish in color, takes a seat at the table. Simon looks down at him and smiles.
"The chorus is the best part, Simon, and it's coming up. You'll LOVE it!"
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
"God, turn it off… turn it off…"
"SHHHHHHHHHH! It isn't over yet."
Give him your best
Disappoint, you should not dare
For when Vain wins they're all, great victories
And Vain has shown us
That he's the King of all damn Kings
So on Monday a Dynamo, will bend, at the knee
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
Simon slowly raises his head off the table, looking up at Alan in a pleading fashion.
"You're making my duty of damage control unavoidable"
Vain ignores him, choosing to only tap his lips with his finger, as he lightly sways back and forth, humming along with the lyrics while keeping his eyes closed.
Now that you're down and out
Absolutely zero hope at all
Your belief escapes, knowing you, will only fall
Sooooooooo, you should realize
Your hopeful change, it will not come
As Vain keeps on proving, that he, is 'The One'
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
Absolutely zero hope at all
Your belief escapes, knowing you, will only fall
Sooooooooo, you should realize
Your hopeful change, it will not come
As Vain keeps on proving, that he, is 'The One'
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
Vain's eyes open upon hearing his main door shut. Looking around, he sees no sign of Simon. Pressing pause on his phone, he walks over to the nearest window, looking out in time to see Simon heading down the driveway. He smiles.
"It's so moving that he couldn't bear for me to see him weep. My angelic voice is but a gift, yet also a curse. Godspeed, Simon Wellington."
Vain turns and begins walking through the kitchen, pressing play on his phone once more, continuing to listen as he steps out into the family room, and disappears around t the corner.
Vain is the Woooorlddddd
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
Heavy-weight Champion
Vain is the true face of the company
So respect, you'll give him
There's no choice you're left with
So forget all your hopes and dreams
Kem won't defeat 'The Vain One'
She'll lack glory
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A New Kingdom Over the Horizons
UGWC: The Mag
The Official Magazine of the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition
A new beginning dawns on the horizon. One with no ego… no arrogance… no vanity. A beginning spearheaded by a Dynamo. A beginning we can all be proud of.
I have been asked to provide my thoughts on exactly who should be deemed the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, and I've been able to narrow my choices down to the very two people who will be battling it out in the Main Event at Horizons, for the UGWC World Championship: the reigning champion, 'Vain' Alan Wallace; or the challenger, Kem Dynamo.
And for me, it isn't even close.
One is an arrogant piece of work, who views himself above anyone and everyone around him. The other is one of the most humble people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, who gives credit where it is due, and rarely willingly puts herself in the spotlight.
One has made a name for himself based upon past accomplishments, living off of name recognition and those he has been affiliated with. The other is one of the best up-and-comers we have seen in recent memory, and is making a name for herself each time she steps into the ring.
One was unable to find success during the first six months of the calendar year, finding himself mired in useless feuds and pointless pairings. The other has shown her star to be the brightest, when the most has been on the line.
One only puts forth his best effort when the most money and fame can be gained. The other puts forth her best effort each and every time she steps into the ring.
One is a cancer in this industry, to all whom he meets between the ropes, and to all whom he bullies in the backstage area. The other is considerate, respectful, and loving, to her foes and friends alike.
When I think of the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, I do not think of someone who ridiculed one of the younger members of the roster in Jessica Mathis, sabotaging her when it suited him the best, and ultimately driving her out of the company that she very well could have been the next big star of. I do not think of someone who would choose to attempt to end the career of a former protégé, all based upon some half-cocked notion that Eden Morgan was to blame for the deterioration of his relationship with Killian King, when everyone knows that it was his own attitude that led to the nuking of that friendship. I do not think of someone who capitalizes off of the hard work of others, and who would choose to utilize a proxy just to keep a championship around his waist. And I do not think of someone who has absolutely zero respect for anyone that he comes into contact with, all because he has the misconception that he is simply better than everyone around him.
When I think of the 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year, I think of someone who continues to evolve. I think of someone who strives to be the very best that she can be when in the ring, and the very best representative that she can be when she is out of the ring. I think of someone who, through sheer hard work and determination, has been able to do what no one before her has: Wrestlestock Open Champion, Massive Melee Match winner, Battleground Match winner, and will challenge for the World Championship at Horizons. I think of someone who respects all of those around her, respects those she meets in the ring, and respects the sanctity of the industry that she finds herself to be a part of.
The 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the Year deserves to be the person that will lead us into the new year as a champion that we can all be proud of. The 2018 UGWC Entertainment Professional of the year deserves to be Kem Dynamo. And maybe, just maybe, Alan Wallace will then see how a true champion conducts themselves. And as Vain himself would say…
'You're Welcome'.
Grey Coppi
Lead Backstage Interviewer
UGWC: The Mag - Guest Contributor
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Monday, December 10, 2018 - Chicago, Illinois: United Center - Horizons Event
The cameras fire to laugh, showcasing 'Vain' Alan Wallace standing before it. Staring directly into the camera, he smiles, and then begins to speak.
"From a wrestlers standpoint, Horizons is the event that everyone strives to perform their best at, year in and year out. It is the event within UGWC that everyone looks forward to the most, because we all know that how we perform at Horizons often dictates how well we will begin the new year. It is an event where careers have been made, and it is an event where careers have been broken."
"From a fan standpoint, Horizons is an event that people begin saving their money for in January, because there isn't quite anything like seeing it happen live. The championship matches that become epic encounters they can tell their kids and grandkids about; the grudges that come to a head here, and once it is all said and done, neither combatant is ever the same; the thought that the entire company can change moving into the new year, based off of what occurs here."
"Wrestler and fan alike, there isn't anything more exciting than UGWC Horizons. The problem is…"
"I have no excitement for the match that is about to take place."
"That isn't a dig at my challenger here tonight, though I'm sure she would take it that way. Honestly, I would love to see Kem Dynamo be the next big thing in this industry. I would love to see Kem Dynamo become a champion in this company. I would love to see Kem Dynamo use her tenacity, her determination, and her prowess in that ring to prove that she is one of the best in the industry today."
"It just won't happen tonight."
"Now I know, I know… she is a former Wrestlestock Open winner; she is the Massive Melee winner; she is the Battleground Match winner; she is a Lingerie Football player; she is a newlywed; and she is the PPW Portlandia Champion. Congratulations on all of that, Ms. Dynamo. There's only one problem."
"I don't give a damn."
"This is Horizons, Kem, and you are about to step into the ring with a man who excels at Horizons. At a time when most are running out of gas as the year nears its end, 'Vain' Alan Wallace is at the top of his game, and delivers magic each time he steps into the ring. And no Dynamo Math is needed to prove that fact. However, since I know that you like assigning numbers to things so that you fully understand them, I'll play along for a moment."
"5 - The number of times that 'Yours Truly' has participated in matches at the Horizons event, since signing with UGWC in 2013."
"4 - The number of victories that 'Yours Truly' has had at Horizons."
"7 - The number of people that I have beaten at Horizons whom I take credit for retiring, either directly or indirectly, from this industry."
"3 - The number of times that I have walked out of Horizons as a UGWC champion."
"1 - The number of people that have truly proven themselves to be at the level of 'Vain' Alan Wallace, on the grandest stage of them all."
"I'm sure that you will focus on that '1', Ms. Dynamo. It represents possibility. It represents your hopes and dreams. It represents that chance that you can do what only one before you has done: defeat Alan Wallace for the World Championship at Horizons. But there is one, gigantic problem with that thought process, Kem…"
"You are no Travis Roberts, Kem. Not even close."
"Roberts was my one true equal in this entire industry. He was the one entertainment professional whom I held the upmost respect for, always. He was the one person who I knew had what it took to carry the burden of being the standard bearer for this industry, and to do so with the same respect that I had done so. And the saddest part of all that, Kem, is that our match two years ago at this very event took so much out of Travis Roberts… he exerted so much physical and mental effort to defeat me for the World Title that I held so dear… that little more than a month later, he lost that very World Title to a man who isn't even on Dave Rydell's level."
"And yet, you will be the one to dethrone 'Vain' Alan Wallace here tonight?"
"While I admire the confidence, Ms. Dynamo, there will be no crowning of a new champion here tonight. There will be no dawning of a new era. There will be no coronation of a new Queen to rule the UGWC lands…"
"Tonight, you find out what many before you already know. Tonight, you find out what it is like to face 'Vain' Alan Wallace when he is at his best. Tonight, you finally realize that you still have a ways to go before you will find yourself at the top of the hierarchy within UGWC. Most importantly, tonight, you realize that UGWC is still my kingdom, Ms. Dynamo."
"Long Live the King."
FIN