Post by Lord Hastings on Jun 3, 2019 20:06:41 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to the Massive Melee!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Vinegar: We are here at La Monumental in Barcelona, Spain, for the thirteenth ever Massive Melee event!
Lieberjosch: The seventh held here in UGWC, and the stakes couldn't be higher, with the Massive Melee winner going on to challenge the World Heavyweight Champion next month at the WrestleStock festival.
Vinegar: We'll also see a big grudge match between the now former Sports Entertainment Executive, Donovan Hastings, and "The Iceman" Konrad Raab, as well as the Cross-Hemisphere Title on the line as Roxy Cotton defends against the World Champion, Angelica Vaughn.
Lieberjosch: That's the Cross-Semicircle Title, Nicholas, get it right!
Covert Jay: Before we get to the action, let's check in quickly on the #CoolKids!
“AND ANOTHER THING!”
Sarah Lacklan was really going off about something. She sat at one side of a small square table, across from her wife Kenzi. On the perpendicular sides of the table sat the two combatants in the night’s lone championship match, Roxy Cotton and Angelica Vaughn, both having made sure to sit their respective title belts on the table next to their small plastic trays of food. Yes, plastic, don’t judge, Spanish environmental laws are clearly not up to standard yet. Then again, that’s the case literally nowhere.
Roxy glares at Angie over the rim of her water glass, feeling particularly parched ever since she sat down at the “friends” lunch. It was fitting, in theory, that the #CoolKids found themselves sitting around a cafeteria table not unlike the kind you’d find in any high school across America, as they often declared that they Ruled the School and that others weren’t allowed to “Sit With Us.”
As the ‘liquid’ slowly disappeared into Roxy’s mouth, she couldn’t help but notice how smug everything Angie did seemed. The way she sat all prim and proper, a napkin tucked into her collar as if she was eating a lobster dinner or a rack of barbecue ribs rather than the dry salad and bread that sat in front of her. Her curt nods at all the right times when Sarah would FINALLY pause to take a breath. The nerve she had, bringing the UGWC Championship with her to lunch just to overshadow Roxy’s own Cross-Semicircle title belt. Everything Angie did lately seemed so calculated. So intentional. Or MAYBE she was just the only one with actual table manners, but that thought didn’t even cross Roxy’s mind.
Roxy’s glass clunked onto the table as she sat it down heavily, causing Sarah to stumble over her words momentarily and shoot Rox an icy look. Roxy ignored her, of course, she had long since tuned out the filibuster coming from the Blood Princess.
“So THEN, the waiter was like MA’AM and I was all Ma’am? MA’AM?? Do I look OLD enough to be a MA’AM… I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT..." etc. You know the drill.
Across the table from Roxy, Angelica very slowly and vary carefully jams her fork into the center of her bread. She is mathematical with her precision as she slices the carb-loaded confection into four equally-sized units. At no point does she take her eyes off of Roxy’s, which looks like a serrated, dare I say nearly discombobulated mess in comparison. Not that there are judgments at this table. Not from ONE particular side, at least.
Nevertheless, Angelica feels discomforted. The tension at the table could be cut with a knife, even if the Team Kickass portion of the #CoolKids didn’t seem to notice. Angie wanted to break the ice, let Roxy know that there were no hard feelings on her part. That, for what it was worth, she regretted her decision but that she had taken such a big leap there was no going back. But of course…
“So then I TOTES told her like OW EM GEE do you even know how much this dress is worth?? You WILL be hearing from…” etc. etc. Sarah was on a roll, alright.
But then she took a sip from her glass of wine. She wasn’t competing tonight so could afford herself the luxury. With the sip came a hint of a silence, one that could be used to break that ice. To cut this tension. To put these minds at ease. Angie’s lips parted slightly, a nervous whisper crackling forth from her mouth.
“Roxy, I---”
“N-E-WAYS” Sarah shouted as she SLAMMED her empty glass back down. “Did I TELL you guys about how many minutes that Boston Crybaby McLoserpants kept CRYING over how everybody totes loves me MORE than they will ever love him?? Because...”
Everybody was too polite, or jaded, to tell Sarah that ‘Yes, you’ve told us about five times’, but the moment was gone, so she told the whole story in full detail again. Angelica crawled back into her shell and swallowed her words with her.