Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Aug 30, 2009 18:59:45 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to GIW Sentinel!
Hanson: Woo…hoo.
Vinegar: We’re just one week away from Battleground and do we have a packed show for you tonight!
Hanson: No!
Vinegar: Ok, no, we don’t really.
Hanson: Tell them what we’ve really got.
Vinegar: A night of barn burning tag team action! We’re going to see the GIW Tag Team Champions-
Hanson: Dec-
Vinegar: The real ones! Take on Raenius and Chassie Fear of the Covenant. After laying down the law last week we’re going to see Salem, Nathan Korpi and the GIW debut of MMA fighter Jet Somers as they battle it out for the chance to face Mickey Dragon next week.
Hanson: And in our main event it’s going to be the mighty Blessed Immortality destroying Moss Edwards and I predict, William Everknight.
Vinegar: But before that it’s the first of our tag team bouts of the night.
Hanson: Woo, filler!
Storm Front starts the play.
Hanson: I’m so glad we don’t have to listen to that idiot in the suit every week now.
JK walks out to the top of the ramp and pauses to hold his hands up in the air before heading towards the ring.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your GIW Sentinel opening contest and is a tag team match-up. Introducing first, from Townsville-
Hanson: That still makes me giggle.
Dennis: -Australia. Weighing in at 229lbs! The Cyclone, JayKaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
JK gets down to the ring and slides in, posing on the turnbuckle for a moment before his music cuts out. Either Amazing or Simple Man starts to play and Robert Montana appears on the ramp.
Dennis: And his tag team partner! From Houston, Texas. Weighing in at 235lbs! The Fierce Warrior. Robert Montanan!!!
Vinegar: Montana’s got to be looking for that elusive first victory here in GIW and tonight just may be his opportunity.
Montana jumps into the ring and onto a turnbuckle. He beats his chest and jumps down. Before he can get to another one though his music cuts out.
Hanson: We didn’t really need to see that four times.
The Little Things starts to play and the crowd start to laugh. Andy Savana falls out onto the ramp, landing right on his face. Behind him Declan Prescott walks out, tripping over Savana and landing on his knees in front of him.
Vinegar: Here we go…
Dennis: And their opponents, from somewhere. Weighing in at something.
Hanson: The GIW Tag Team Champiooooons!
Dennis: Declan Prescott and Andy Savana!
Declan recovers himself and unsteadily gets to his feet. Behind him Savana is still laying on his face. Declan staggers a few steps before realising his partner is not with him and turns back. He slaps Savana around the back of the head to try to rouse him to no avail. After a moments though he grabs Savana’s arm and starts to drag him along the ramp.
Vinegar: Well this is a good start.
Hanson: You know it’s all a ploy. We’re going to see the same ass-kickery from The GIW Tag Team Champions as we have all month.
Vinegar: Yeah, I think you’re right there.
Hanson: You really think so?
Vinegar: Yeah I mean this last month we’ve seen them get their asses beat week in week out. I expect we’ll see the same tonight.
Hanson: You be trippin’.
Vinegar: Well it doesn’t look like Montana and JK want to wait for Prescott to drag Savana’s ass all the way down to the ring so they’re going up to meet them.
Hanson: Pre-match attack! This is an outrage!
Vinegar: JK and Montana jump on Prescott. Hammer blows to the back and Savana still showing no signs of life. Prescott trying to fight back but Montana launches him shoulder first into the barrier.
Hanson: I demand this match be thrown out!
Vinegar: Does that ever work?
Hanson: Only on yo’ Momma.
Vinegar: Right. JK puts a couple of boots to Savana but I think he just realised it’s unnecessary and he’s following Montana down to the ring as he rolls Prescott inside.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: This one officially underway finally with JK and Robert Montana double teaming Declan Prescott. Irish whip, double back elbow and Montana goes for the quick cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Not enough. Prescott remembers to kick out. Montana pulls him up to is feet and drags him over to the corner to tag in JK. The young Australian takes over and puts Prescott up in the corner. Knife edg- No, Declan, well I’m not sure if he fell or purposefully head butted JK.
Hanson: Purposeful Nick. I don’t see how you don’t get it. Have you never seen Drunken Master?
Vinegar: You can’t seriously be suggesting…I’m not even going to say it. JK staggered and Prescott, runs, kind of, out. Goes for a clothesline I think but just ends up punching JK in the throat.
Hanson: I can’t believe you don’t know. Declan Prescott and Andy Savana have been training with a great Drunken Kung Fu Master for years.
Vinegar: You seem to be forgetting their irrational fear of Asians. JK crumbles under that last shot and Prescott, splash’s/falls onto him for a pin.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by JK. Prescott pulls himself up with the ropes and puts some clumsy boots to JK. The Aussie Superstar slowly recovering though and able to push Declan away. It’s enough time to get back to his feet and he hit’s a side belly to belly suplex.
Hanson: Fear? That’s just a cover story. It’s all misdirection. Just like the ancient style they practice. They’re revolutionising the business with it.
Vinegar: JK headed to the top rope. High risk manoeuvre in the works. Cane Toad Splash! No, Prescott, well, he went into the foetal position and it looks like JK took a gut full of hip bone.
Hanson: Here comes the cavalry!
Vinegar: Huh? Both men down in the ring. Montana wants the tag. JK trying to get over there, clutching at his abdomen.
Hanson: And on the outside, Andy Savana is majestically coming to the rescue. This was probably a ploy all along to keep a fresh man.
Vinegar: I severely doubt that as Savana crawls on all fours towards the ring. Pulls himself up with the barriers and…throws up on a fans shoes.
Hanson: Those shoes will never be washed again. I guarantee it.
Vinegar: I agree. They’ll probably just be incinerated. Savana manages to get up to the apron though just in time for Declan to make a tag. JK does the same on the other side. Montana charges in and Savana…falls over the ropes onto his face again.
Hanson: You see how that took Montana off guard. He was NOT expecting that!
Vinegar: Doesn’t take him long to recover though. He drags Savana to the centre of the ring. Plants him with a scoop slam. Runs at the corner. Moonsault!
Hanson: He calls that the Jump of Doom.
Vinegar: Either way it connects. Cover.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here are your winners, JK and Robert Montanaaaaaaaaa!!!
Vinegar: The Fierce Warrior finally puts a tick in the win column with a solid pin fall over Andy Savana.
Hanson: And the misdirection continues.
Vinegar: As does the constant stream of crap from your mouth.
Hanson: We’ll see who streams crap from their mouth.
Vinegar: I think we will, next week at Battlegrounds! Next up though, it’s Salem, Nathan Korpi and debuting MMA star Jet Somers. Don’t go anywhere.
Hanson: Woo…hoo.
Vinegar: We’re just one week away from Battleground and do we have a packed show for you tonight!
Hanson: No!
Vinegar: Ok, no, we don’t really.
Hanson: Tell them what we’ve really got.
Vinegar: A night of barn burning tag team action! We’re going to see the GIW Tag Team Champions-
Hanson: Dec-
Vinegar: The real ones! Take on Raenius and Chassie Fear of the Covenant. After laying down the law last week we’re going to see Salem, Nathan Korpi and the GIW debut of MMA fighter Jet Somers as they battle it out for the chance to face Mickey Dragon next week.
Hanson: And in our main event it’s going to be the mighty Blessed Immortality destroying Moss Edwards and I predict, William Everknight.
Vinegar: But before that it’s the first of our tag team bouts of the night.
Hanson: Woo, filler!
Storm Front starts the play.
Hanson: I’m so glad we don’t have to listen to that idiot in the suit every week now.
JK walks out to the top of the ramp and pauses to hold his hands up in the air before heading towards the ring.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your GIW Sentinel opening contest and is a tag team match-up. Introducing first, from Townsville-
Hanson: That still makes me giggle.
Dennis: -Australia. Weighing in at 229lbs! The Cyclone, JayKaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
JK gets down to the ring and slides in, posing on the turnbuckle for a moment before his music cuts out. Either Amazing or Simple Man starts to play and Robert Montana appears on the ramp.
Dennis: And his tag team partner! From Houston, Texas. Weighing in at 235lbs! The Fierce Warrior. Robert Montanan!!!
Vinegar: Montana’s got to be looking for that elusive first victory here in GIW and tonight just may be his opportunity.
Montana jumps into the ring and onto a turnbuckle. He beats his chest and jumps down. Before he can get to another one though his music cuts out.
Hanson: We didn’t really need to see that four times.
The Little Things starts to play and the crowd start to laugh. Andy Savana falls out onto the ramp, landing right on his face. Behind him Declan Prescott walks out, tripping over Savana and landing on his knees in front of him.
Vinegar: Here we go…
Dennis: And their opponents, from somewhere. Weighing in at something.
Hanson: The GIW Tag Team Champiooooons!
Dennis: Declan Prescott and Andy Savana!
Declan recovers himself and unsteadily gets to his feet. Behind him Savana is still laying on his face. Declan staggers a few steps before realising his partner is not with him and turns back. He slaps Savana around the back of the head to try to rouse him to no avail. After a moments though he grabs Savana’s arm and starts to drag him along the ramp.
Vinegar: Well this is a good start.
Hanson: You know it’s all a ploy. We’re going to see the same ass-kickery from The GIW Tag Team Champions as we have all month.
Vinegar: Yeah, I think you’re right there.
Hanson: You really think so?
Vinegar: Yeah I mean this last month we’ve seen them get their asses beat week in week out. I expect we’ll see the same tonight.
Hanson: You be trippin’.
Vinegar: Well it doesn’t look like Montana and JK want to wait for Prescott to drag Savana’s ass all the way down to the ring so they’re going up to meet them.
Hanson: Pre-match attack! This is an outrage!
Vinegar: JK and Montana jump on Prescott. Hammer blows to the back and Savana still showing no signs of life. Prescott trying to fight back but Montana launches him shoulder first into the barrier.
Hanson: I demand this match be thrown out!
Vinegar: Does that ever work?
Hanson: Only on yo’ Momma.
Vinegar: Right. JK puts a couple of boots to Savana but I think he just realised it’s unnecessary and he’s following Montana down to the ring as he rolls Prescott inside.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: This one officially underway finally with JK and Robert Montana double teaming Declan Prescott. Irish whip, double back elbow and Montana goes for the quick cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Not enough. Prescott remembers to kick out. Montana pulls him up to is feet and drags him over to the corner to tag in JK. The young Australian takes over and puts Prescott up in the corner. Knife edg- No, Declan, well I’m not sure if he fell or purposefully head butted JK.
Hanson: Purposeful Nick. I don’t see how you don’t get it. Have you never seen Drunken Master?
Vinegar: You can’t seriously be suggesting…I’m not even going to say it. JK staggered and Prescott, runs, kind of, out. Goes for a clothesline I think but just ends up punching JK in the throat.
Hanson: I can’t believe you don’t know. Declan Prescott and Andy Savana have been training with a great Drunken Kung Fu Master for years.
Vinegar: You seem to be forgetting their irrational fear of Asians. JK crumbles under that last shot and Prescott, splash’s/falls onto him for a pin.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by JK. Prescott pulls himself up with the ropes and puts some clumsy boots to JK. The Aussie Superstar slowly recovering though and able to push Declan away. It’s enough time to get back to his feet and he hit’s a side belly to belly suplex.
Hanson: Fear? That’s just a cover story. It’s all misdirection. Just like the ancient style they practice. They’re revolutionising the business with it.
Vinegar: JK headed to the top rope. High risk manoeuvre in the works. Cane Toad Splash! No, Prescott, well, he went into the foetal position and it looks like JK took a gut full of hip bone.
Hanson: Here comes the cavalry!
Vinegar: Huh? Both men down in the ring. Montana wants the tag. JK trying to get over there, clutching at his abdomen.
Hanson: And on the outside, Andy Savana is majestically coming to the rescue. This was probably a ploy all along to keep a fresh man.
Vinegar: I severely doubt that as Savana crawls on all fours towards the ring. Pulls himself up with the barriers and…throws up on a fans shoes.
Hanson: Those shoes will never be washed again. I guarantee it.
Vinegar: I agree. They’ll probably just be incinerated. Savana manages to get up to the apron though just in time for Declan to make a tag. JK does the same on the other side. Montana charges in and Savana…falls over the ropes onto his face again.
Hanson: You see how that took Montana off guard. He was NOT expecting that!
Vinegar: Doesn’t take him long to recover though. He drags Savana to the centre of the ring. Plants him with a scoop slam. Runs at the corner. Moonsault!
Hanson: He calls that the Jump of Doom.
Vinegar: Either way it connects. Cover.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here are your winners, JK and Robert Montanaaaaaaaaa!!!
Vinegar: The Fierce Warrior finally puts a tick in the win column with a solid pin fall over Andy Savana.
Hanson: And the misdirection continues.
Vinegar: As does the constant stream of crap from your mouth.
Hanson: We’ll see who streams crap from their mouth.
Vinegar: I think we will, next week at Battlegrounds! Next up though, it’s Salem, Nathan Korpi and debuting MMA star Jet Somers. Don’t go anywhere.