Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Sept 13, 2009 18:59:26 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to Sentinel, and what a show we have in store for you.
Hanson: As ever it will probably be an intriguing mix of inconsistency, especially given the plethora of no-show’s and a constantly freezing computer.
Vinegar: Bah! It’s as my Grandmother used to say, ‘Technology, you can’t trust it’.
Hanson: If that is true we’re in some serious trouble.
Vinegar: As much trouble as your friend Hastings is in with the Covenant...
Hanson: Why?
Vinegar: His controversial win in the epic Battleground Match.
Hanson: Controversial? In what way, the right man finished the night on top, if Raenius and his band of sideshow freaks feel hard done by that’s their problem.
Vinegar: I’m sure Hastings feels that way too.
Hanson: The Lord Chief does not fear anyone, especially those that dress for Halloween all year round.
Vinegar: Well he has a week off this week, instead we see his girlfriend Calypso Desmona take on Chassie fear with a shot at the GIW.com Title on the line...
Hanson: Where one of them will face either newly crowned Champion Dredd, or the still fairly green Nathan Korpi, and in all honesty I don’t rate either ladies chances against either men...they’re both big dudes.
Vinegar: That they are and their match later tonight should be brutal to say the least. Moss Edwards will be starting his rebuilding after the disappointment of his defeat to Travis Roberts by taking on former Global Champion Brandon Brown.
Hanson: I doubt he was disappointed, he should have been expecting the loss, seriously who can realistically believe they can defeat ‘The Blessed One’.
Vinegar: And we’ll also see Raenius and Salem reignite their apparently legendary feud here tonight...
Hanson: Who cares, the only thing worth watching on the entire card is ‘The Headliner’ crushing Komosube once more, just as he did to first capture the Gold he wears so comfortably to this day...
Vinegar: Well it’s time for our first match of the evening, we have Dylan James facing Robert Montana.
Hanson: How exciting?
Vinegar: It should be a great match with Dylan James out to prove something since coming back to GIW.
Hanson: Puh-Lease the only thing that Dylan James is good for is going out with on Halloween and raping squirrels.
Vinegar: You grape squirrels?
Hanson: No! Dylan James rapes squirrels.
Vinegar: But you said you go out with him on Halloween and grape squirrels.
Hanson: Did not.
Vinegar: Did to.
Hanson: Did not.
Vinegar: Did to.
Hanson: Did not. Times infinity!
Vinegar: How mature, squirrel raper. But since Robert Montana and Dylan James have already magically appeared in the ring we will forget that you grape squirrels for the rest of the evening.
Hanson: Good.
DING DING DING
Hanson: ROLL UP!
Vineger: Dylan James just rolled Robert Montana from behind!!
1...
2...
Hanson: Montana not falling so easily and he kicks out of the quick puin attempt and gets back to his feet, smiling and shaking his head at Dylan James stupidi...
Vinegar: WOAH! Dylan James with a vicious standing kick to the face which sends Montana stumbling backwards, but DJ closes in...
Hanson: RETURN TO GRACE!
1...
2...
3!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, DYYYYYYYYYYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!
Vinegar: It’s all over. Now you two can go out and grape squirrels.
Hanson: Do Not.
Vinegar: Alright, it’s forgotten. I won’t mention it again all night. But in all seriousness, Dylan James showing real intent in this match with a stunningly quick victory over Robert Monatana, a man who had shown so much potential in his first few weeks with the company...
Hanson: if anyone knows that it’s a marathon not a sprint it’s Dylan James, the young man has had more false dawns than most...
Vinegar: And it remains to be seen whether this is yet another...
Hanson: As ever it will probably be an intriguing mix of inconsistency, especially given the plethora of no-show’s and a constantly freezing computer.
Vinegar: Bah! It’s as my Grandmother used to say, ‘Technology, you can’t trust it’.
Hanson: If that is true we’re in some serious trouble.
Vinegar: As much trouble as your friend Hastings is in with the Covenant...
Hanson: Why?
Vinegar: His controversial win in the epic Battleground Match.
Hanson: Controversial? In what way, the right man finished the night on top, if Raenius and his band of sideshow freaks feel hard done by that’s their problem.
Vinegar: I’m sure Hastings feels that way too.
Hanson: The Lord Chief does not fear anyone, especially those that dress for Halloween all year round.
Vinegar: Well he has a week off this week, instead we see his girlfriend Calypso Desmona take on Chassie fear with a shot at the GIW.com Title on the line...
Hanson: Where one of them will face either newly crowned Champion Dredd, or the still fairly green Nathan Korpi, and in all honesty I don’t rate either ladies chances against either men...they’re both big dudes.
Vinegar: That they are and their match later tonight should be brutal to say the least. Moss Edwards will be starting his rebuilding after the disappointment of his defeat to Travis Roberts by taking on former Global Champion Brandon Brown.
Hanson: I doubt he was disappointed, he should have been expecting the loss, seriously who can realistically believe they can defeat ‘The Blessed One’.
Vinegar: And we’ll also see Raenius and Salem reignite their apparently legendary feud here tonight...
Hanson: Who cares, the only thing worth watching on the entire card is ‘The Headliner’ crushing Komosube once more, just as he did to first capture the Gold he wears so comfortably to this day...
Vinegar: Well it’s time for our first match of the evening, we have Dylan James facing Robert Montana.
Hanson: How exciting?
Vinegar: It should be a great match with Dylan James out to prove something since coming back to GIW.
Hanson: Puh-Lease the only thing that Dylan James is good for is going out with on Halloween and raping squirrels.
Vinegar: You grape squirrels?
Hanson: No! Dylan James rapes squirrels.
Vinegar: But you said you go out with him on Halloween and grape squirrels.
Hanson: Did not.
Vinegar: Did to.
Hanson: Did not.
Vinegar: Did to.
Hanson: Did not. Times infinity!
Vinegar: How mature, squirrel raper. But since Robert Montana and Dylan James have already magically appeared in the ring we will forget that you grape squirrels for the rest of the evening.
Hanson: Good.
DING DING DING
Hanson: ROLL UP!
Vineger: Dylan James just rolled Robert Montana from behind!!
1...
2...
Hanson: Montana not falling so easily and he kicks out of the quick puin attempt and gets back to his feet, smiling and shaking his head at Dylan James stupidi...
Vinegar: WOAH! Dylan James with a vicious standing kick to the face which sends Montana stumbling backwards, but DJ closes in...
Hanson: RETURN TO GRACE!
1...
2...
3!!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, DYYYYYYYYYYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!
Vinegar: It’s all over. Now you two can go out and grape squirrels.
Hanson: Do Not.
Vinegar: Alright, it’s forgotten. I won’t mention it again all night. But in all seriousness, Dylan James showing real intent in this match with a stunningly quick victory over Robert Monatana, a man who had shown so much potential in his first few weeks with the company...
Hanson: if anyone knows that it’s a marathon not a sprint it’s Dylan James, the young man has had more false dawns than most...
Vinegar: And it remains to be seen whether this is yet another...