Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Sept 20, 2009 18:59:28 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome GIW fans to another edition of Sentinel as we take another step on that long path to the Horizon.
Hanson: Why do you keep saying that?
Vinegar: I’m hoping it will catch on.
Hanson: Keep hoping.
Vinegar: We’ve got another packed show for you tonight include the GIW Tag Team Champions in action.
Hanson: Prescott and Savana are back!?
Vinegar: No, still the real ones. I think Prescott and Savana still haven’t recovered from those Superkicks two weeks ago. New GIW.com Champion Nathan Korpi will make his first title defence against Calypso Desmona.
Hanson: The Headliners doing what he does best, headlining. As he beats up Raenius so the masked freak will stop pretending to be a title contender.
Vinegar: As well as action from the Auteur and Moss Edwards. Now though it’s time for our opening contest.
Fire It Up starts to play but no-one seems to care. Dylan James makes his way out to the top of ramp.
Dennis: This is your GIW Sentinel opening contest and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan. Weighing in at 240lbs! Hardcore Dylan Jaaaaaames!
Vinegar: Dylan James made his return to GIW at Battleground, interfering in the GIW.com title match which in turn has led to this match-up here tonight.
Dylan James makes his way down the ramp, waving his arms as he goes and rolls into the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle to make the X sign. Before he can get down his music cuts off to be replaced by Storm Front.
Dennis: And introducing the opponent-oh shi-!
Vinegar: JK not wasting anytime. Dylan James’s interference may have cost JK the chance to be the GIW.com Champion two weeks ago and he hasn’t forgot it. He just stormed the ring and this one is underway.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: JK straight in with a spear and raining down punches from a grounded headlock position. He’s obviously pissed and he’s letting Dylan James know about it.
Hanson: Nick, do you know what we’re actually watching here?
Vinegar: A great opening contest? JK up to his feet and stomping James down. He’s trying to get away but JK stays on him and forces him into a corner. More boots and Burke has to break it up.
Hanson: Ha, good one, no. What we’re seeing is the first televised match-up between a 16 year old, 9 year veteran and a Vampire…apparently.
Vinegar: Dylan James is a Vampire?
Hanson: Apparently.
Vinegar: Huh? Well he’s managed to get himself back to his feet and JK pushes past the referee and hits him with a big clothesline in the corner. Followed up by a hip toss out to the centre of the ring. When did that happen then?
Hanson: I don’t know.
Vinegar: Was he a Vampire at Battleground?
Hanson: No idea.
Vinegar: Well whatever his apparent superpowers must be they’re not doing him a lot of good right here. JK springboards off the middle rope and hit’s a leg drop. Cover attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by James. JK pulling him back to his feet. Setting him back up into the corner. Big knife edge chop.
Crowd: Woo?
Vinegar: That could have been more enthusiastic. JK with a second and an Irish Whip across the ring. JK charging in- No, James with a back elbow. JK comes back with another clothesline- ducked by Dylan James who puts him down to the mat with a scoop body slam.
Hanson: I don’t get whether it means he’s actually a full blown, Dracula, bat transforming, sleeps in a coffin kind of Vampire…apparently, or just an emo kind of guy who’s watched too much Twilight and has a bit of a blood fetish.
Vinegar: Probably best not to get to think about it too much. Dylan James pulls JK up this time. Irish whip and a dropkick to JK on the rebound. Cover by James.
1!
Vinegar: Another kick out. Dylan James frustrated and heading for the top rope. Could be too early for this.
Hanson: I mean, we could shove him outside and see what happens I suppose but I don’t want to get in trouble in case he bursts into flames.
Vinegar: Doubt it would be a big deal. Dylan James taking his time getting to the top and allowing JK to recover. He hit’s the ropes and James gets crotched up top. JK, drags him unceremoniously back to the mat. Fist drop to the forehead and a lateral press by JK.
1!
Vinegar: James kicks out again. JK pulls him back up. Snap suplex by the Aussie Rebel. JK this time heading to the top rope.
Hanson: I suppose we could always put him in front of a mirror. That’d work right?
Vinegar: Should do. JK coming off the top- Cane Toad Splash- No! Dylan James rolls away. JK adjusts in mid air and lands on his feet though. Comes back with a clothesline- ducked by James. Roll up!
1!
Vinegar: Tights! He’s got the tights!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner, Dylan Jaaaaaames!
Vinegar: Dylan James beats a hasty retreat after that cheap victory and JK can’t believe it.
Hanson: I guess he can’t be a real Vampire or he’d have become a bat. JK could never catch him like that.
Vinegar: I have a feeling it’s not over between these two. Dylan James is long gone and JK is furious.
Hanson: Do we really have to linger on this one?
Vinegar: I guess not. You in your usual hurry to get to Travis Roberts?
Hanson: Yeah but Calypso taking the GIW.com title belt off that Viking wannabe will tide me over.
Vinegar: Lucky it’s up next then huh?
Hanson: Damn straight.
Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere. The GIW.com title is on the line next.
Hanson: Why do you keep saying that?
Vinegar: I’m hoping it will catch on.
Hanson: Keep hoping.
Vinegar: We’ve got another packed show for you tonight include the GIW Tag Team Champions in action.
Hanson: Prescott and Savana are back!?
Vinegar: No, still the real ones. I think Prescott and Savana still haven’t recovered from those Superkicks two weeks ago. New GIW.com Champion Nathan Korpi will make his first title defence against Calypso Desmona.
Hanson: The Headliners doing what he does best, headlining. As he beats up Raenius so the masked freak will stop pretending to be a title contender.
Vinegar: As well as action from the Auteur and Moss Edwards. Now though it’s time for our opening contest.
Fire It Up starts to play but no-one seems to care. Dylan James makes his way out to the top of ramp.
Dennis: This is your GIW Sentinel opening contest and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan. Weighing in at 240lbs! Hardcore Dylan Jaaaaaames!
Vinegar: Dylan James made his return to GIW at Battleground, interfering in the GIW.com title match which in turn has led to this match-up here tonight.
Dylan James makes his way down the ramp, waving his arms as he goes and rolls into the ring. He climbs a turnbuckle to make the X sign. Before he can get down his music cuts off to be replaced by Storm Front.
Dennis: And introducing the opponent-oh shi-!
Vinegar: JK not wasting anytime. Dylan James’s interference may have cost JK the chance to be the GIW.com Champion two weeks ago and he hasn’t forgot it. He just stormed the ring and this one is underway.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: JK straight in with a spear and raining down punches from a grounded headlock position. He’s obviously pissed and he’s letting Dylan James know about it.
Hanson: Nick, do you know what we’re actually watching here?
Vinegar: A great opening contest? JK up to his feet and stomping James down. He’s trying to get away but JK stays on him and forces him into a corner. More boots and Burke has to break it up.
Hanson: Ha, good one, no. What we’re seeing is the first televised match-up between a 16 year old, 9 year veteran and a Vampire…apparently.
Vinegar: Dylan James is a Vampire?
Hanson: Apparently.
Vinegar: Huh? Well he’s managed to get himself back to his feet and JK pushes past the referee and hits him with a big clothesline in the corner. Followed up by a hip toss out to the centre of the ring. When did that happen then?
Hanson: I don’t know.
Vinegar: Was he a Vampire at Battleground?
Hanson: No idea.
Vinegar: Well whatever his apparent superpowers must be they’re not doing him a lot of good right here. JK springboards off the middle rope and hit’s a leg drop. Cover attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by James. JK pulling him back to his feet. Setting him back up into the corner. Big knife edge chop.
Crowd: Woo?
Vinegar: That could have been more enthusiastic. JK with a second and an Irish Whip across the ring. JK charging in- No, James with a back elbow. JK comes back with another clothesline- ducked by Dylan James who puts him down to the mat with a scoop body slam.
Hanson: I don’t get whether it means he’s actually a full blown, Dracula, bat transforming, sleeps in a coffin kind of Vampire…apparently, or just an emo kind of guy who’s watched too much Twilight and has a bit of a blood fetish.
Vinegar: Probably best not to get to think about it too much. Dylan James pulls JK up this time. Irish whip and a dropkick to JK on the rebound. Cover by James.
1!
Vinegar: Another kick out. Dylan James frustrated and heading for the top rope. Could be too early for this.
Hanson: I mean, we could shove him outside and see what happens I suppose but I don’t want to get in trouble in case he bursts into flames.
Vinegar: Doubt it would be a big deal. Dylan James taking his time getting to the top and allowing JK to recover. He hit’s the ropes and James gets crotched up top. JK, drags him unceremoniously back to the mat. Fist drop to the forehead and a lateral press by JK.
1!
Vinegar: James kicks out again. JK pulls him back up. Snap suplex by the Aussie Rebel. JK this time heading to the top rope.
Hanson: I suppose we could always put him in front of a mirror. That’d work right?
Vinegar: Should do. JK coming off the top- Cane Toad Splash- No! Dylan James rolls away. JK adjusts in mid air and lands on his feet though. Comes back with a clothesline- ducked by James. Roll up!
1!
Vinegar: Tights! He’s got the tights!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner, Dylan Jaaaaaames!
Vinegar: Dylan James beats a hasty retreat after that cheap victory and JK can’t believe it.
Hanson: I guess he can’t be a real Vampire or he’d have become a bat. JK could never catch him like that.
Vinegar: I have a feeling it’s not over between these two. Dylan James is long gone and JK is furious.
Hanson: Do we really have to linger on this one?
Vinegar: I guess not. You in your usual hurry to get to Travis Roberts?
Hanson: Yeah but Calypso taking the GIW.com title belt off that Viking wannabe will tide me over.
Vinegar: Lucky it’s up next then huh?
Hanson: Damn straight.
Vinegar: Don’t go anywhere. The GIW.com title is on the line next.