Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Oct 11, 2009 19:52:22 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to Sentinel, and lets go to our first match, straight off the bat, it should prove to be a phenomenal battle between two groups who have a lot of shared history and hatred with one another...
******YET MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES***********
Hanson: Yeah that was phenomenal!
Vinegar: Well I'm not sure what happened there, hopefully it'll be cleared up soon enough....
Hanson: "May Roberts' soul go to a better place, free of chunky Asians, who do flips."
Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Oct 11, 2009 19:53:06 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back from the break. We still have loads of great matches coming up...
Hanson: Including a match with the headliner.....
Vinegar: Who isn’t headlining this week.
Hanson: Well, that just shows how benevolent Travis is to the rest of the roster by letting other superstars take the spotlight.
Vinegar: I actually agree with you for once, as tonight will be the first, in what may very well be many main event matches for GIW’s youngest champion, JK.
Hanson: That’s a little unfair don’t you think? I mean the kid’s going up against the ‘Lord-chief’. Although the playing field may be levelled seeing as it’s that corrupted official Glen Burke....
Vinegar: Ignoring that somewhat unreasonable comment, I was able to catch up with the GIW.com champion earlier this week.
The image of Vinegar and Hanson is swapped to JK and Vinegar sitting on couches, somewhere in the backstage area, the GIW.com title gleaming upon JK’s shoulder.
Vinegar: JK, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule for this interview.
JK: It’s my pleasure Nick.
Vinegar: Now last week, you and Raenius were set for a classic opening contest...
JK is nodding in agreement
Vinegar: When all of a sudden it was ruined by both Owen Peterson, and your opponent in the main event tonight, Donovan Hastings. What are your thoughts on this?
JK: To be completely honest, it annoys the crap out of me. I mean, I spent the better part of this year trying to prove to people that I had what it takes to be in the same rings as people like the tag champs Alex Kiseragi and Brandon Brown, people like Diamond Jack Severino, BoolZ, Moss Edwards, War & Peace, and even people like Gabrielle Montgomery and Chinatsu Chen them being such great fighting champs. And then, right as I was about to kick out of the Rippersnapper, what should have been the greatest match of my career, was ruined by some Referee with incredibly low self esteem, and a crazy dude who had to beat a guy for his nickname. But hopefully I will be getting some redemption this week.
Vinegar: What precautions have you taken for an appearance by Owen?
JK: Part of the deal for this match with the senior enforcer was that Owen be barred from ringside. Hopefully that rule will be put into effect, and Hastings and I can have a clean match. I would rather lose this title and know I gave it my best, then to win it with dirty tactics, or be cheated out of winning it.
Vinegar: Now, of course you are the youngest champion in GIW’s illustrious history. Does that add to the pressure of being in a match?
JK: Not at all...
JK shifts the title up higher on his shoulder
JK: Honestly, I am glad that I have actually made an accomplishment in GIW that may never even be beaten, depending if we get more teenagers signing up or not, which will probably not happen, but I still treat every match the same, I still treat it as if I am debuting for the first time. Every match is different, even if it’s the same opponent.
Vinegar: what about knowing that you are almost always the underdog in matches? Does that alter your nerves in any shape or form when preparing for an upcoming matchup?
JK thinks for a little bit
JK: I’d like to think not actually. I mean of all the stuff you’ve seen Nick, you know that the underdog could very well be the victor after even just one arm drag. I know I am almost always going to be the underdog just on age and experience alone, however if anything, it just makes me want to get the surprise win over the favourites in the match.
Vinegar: One last question, do you think that maybe the covenant might come after you seeing as you got the fall after the interference?
JK seems utterly surprised by the question
JK: Oh god I hope not. I mean I had absolutely nothing to do with Raenius being attacked. I have tried to get in contact with Raenius to let him know that since Hastings involved himself in our match, it is kinda my business now as well, and if he needs me to do anything, then I’m right here.
Vinegar: Well thank you once again for your time JK.
The scene goes back to Hanson and Vinegar at the table
Hanson: What a selfish jerk!
Vinegar: What do you mean?
Hanson: The lord-chief goes to the trouble of helping that kid get the pinfall against Raenius, and he goes and offers his services to that masked freak!
Vinegar: Did you pay attention to that interview at all? JK clearly said that he hates it when people interfere in his matches as it makes it look like he can’t win on his own.
Hanson: All I heard was ‘I’m a selfish Jerk who turns his back on those who help me’.
Vinegar: Whatever....let’s just get on with the next match....
Hanson: "May Roberts' soul go to a better place, free of chunky Asians, who do flips."
Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Oct 11, 2009 19:54:15 GMT -5
Vinegar: Interesting match up tonight in tag team action as the champions A-kis and Brandon Brown take on a newly formed tag team here in GIW, Moss Edwards and Colin Davis.
"Living on a Prayer" Bon Jovi plays as Colin Davis steps out onto the stage and thrusts his fist into the air.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New Jersey! Weighing in at 270lbs! The Classic, Colin Daviiis!!!
Then he walks down the ramp, slapping hands all the way down. He goes all the way around the ring to greet the fans before rolling in under the rope and throwing another fist into the air.
Hanson: With names like "The Auteur" and "The Classic" we should be seeing a good mix of old school and innovative styles.
The arena goes dark and silent momentarily, then a solitary spotlight shines near the entrance. A young man who looks like a Newsies extra squats in front of the entryway in the spotlight, holding a clapboard. He shouts action, claps it down, and the slam is punctuated by the entryway exploding in sparks and the first staccato chords of the Franz Ferdinand “Dark of the Matinee." Moss steps through the sparks, followed by his small crew of assistants and his boom mic operator. He wears a Kangol, glasses, and a leather vest. He stands for a moment, surveys the crowd through “shot framing hands” then barks orders at his crew.
Dennis: And his tag team partner! From Hollywood, California and accompanied to the ring by Grace Harding! Weighing in at 180lbs! The Auteur, Moss Edwaaaaaards!!!
They move down the walkway, one assistant taking notes on her clipboard, another assistant handing The Auteur a bottle of water. The Auteur's camera links to the live feed, so when he shoots footage it can be shown on the screen. He treats the crowd like a documentary subject, asking them questions or putting himself in the shot and talking about how sad their lives are.
He skips the last part of the crowd, though, and directs his crew's attention to his new tag team partner, encouraging "The Classic" to pose and make a good show for the camera as it approaches the ring. When they get to the ring, he puts his camera in the corner and has his assistants remove his hat, glasses, and vest from ringside. The crew leaves, and Moss hops up on the corner post to play to the crowd.
Vinegar: Also, Colin Davis is going to be the odd man out, bringing a more textbook wrestling style to the table amongst a group of established highflyers.
"Teahouse" by Juno Reactor plays and Alex Kiseragi walks out to the top of the ramp where he throws two right roundhouse kicks, each accompanied by a small pyro, followed by a split legged backflip with a larger pyro.
Dennis: And their opponents! Introducing first, from San Francisco, California! Weighing in at 198lbs! One half of the GIW Tag Team Champions! The Dragon, Alex Kiseragiiiii!!!
He walks down to the ring, slapping a few outstretched hands as he passes. As he approaches the ring he takes a few quick steps and jumps through the first and second ropes into a roll and up to his feet. He climbs a random turnbuckle and poses for a second before backflipping off
Hanson: Now would be the time with Old Lady Levene padlocks and deadbolts her office from the inside and mutes the feed.
Vinegar: Oh god... mental image... god...
"Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue plays and Brandon Brown makes his way down to join his tag team partner, stopping to do several trademark poses along the way.
Dennis: And his tag team partner! From Albion, Indiana! Weighing in at 190lbs! The other half of the GIW tag team champions! Brandoooon Brooooown!!!
Hanson: Brown and Edwards starting off the match, and Edwards wastes no time attacking with chest chops driving Brown to the ropes.
Vinegar: Irish whip, and on the return Moss hits with a powerful forearm smash. Brandon Brown shakes it off and rolls to his feet.
Hanson: Edwards rushes across the ring with a shin block right to the side of the face!
Vinegar: Brown felt that one, look how his eyes are glazed over.
Hanson: Edwards going for an early pin.
1.
2.
Vinegar: No, Brown is down, but not out yet. He kicks out, then rolls to his side of the ring to tag in Alex Kiseragi.
Hanson: Kiseragi rushes in and unleashes a flurry of spinning kicks that drive Edwards back to the corner.
Vinegar: Edwards ducks a spinning heel kick, then shoves the foot around, knocking Alex off balance, and Moss wraps him up in a rear chin lock!
Hanson: Alex takes a knee, struggling to break free. Edwards reaches back and tags in Colin Davis, who's going to now see his first action in the GIW arena!
Vinegar: "The Classic" grabs the legs of A-kis, falling backwards just as Moss lets go and climbs out of the ring, and he slingshots The Dragon backward across the ring!
Hanson: Kiseragi landing awkwardly, it looks like he may have hurt his shoulder.
Vinegar: Brandon Brown steps in to check on Alex, but Davis comes from nowhere with a massive spear! Brown is driven through the ropes and outside the ring by the force of the big man!
Hanson: Davis trying to keep it down to two men in the ring, but the distraction cost him!
Vinegar: Kiseragi is up, and he delivers a somewhat sloppy but effective 6-1-9!
Hanson: Maybe later he can deliver one 69 to you know who.
Vinegar: Blecgh
Hanson: Alex for the pin
1..
2..
Vinegar: Moss saves Davis just in time!
Hanson: Edwards leaves the ring, yelling coaching words to "The Classic."
Vinegar: Kiseragi and Davis are circling one another, but Davis begins backing up, widening the circle.
Hanson: He bounces the ropes, then launches for a clothesline that Alex barely ducks, Alex spins around only to see Davis running from the opposite ropes with another clothesline. He drops at the last second, but Davis changes directions and goes left, bouncing the ropes and this time connecting!
Vinegar: Kiseragi was obviously confused by that unexpected series of moves!
Hanson: Colin bounces the final set of ropes and delivers a diving clothesline to the sitting Kiseragi. He rolls off, drops a single fire heel into the chest of the Dragon, and goes for the pin.
1...
2...
Vinegar: Brown breaks this one up with a desperation dive from the apron.
Hanson: He still looks shaken up by that spear earlier!
Vinegar: Brown helps A-Kis back to their corner, trading a tag and ready for some retribution.
Hanson: Brown goes for a standing hurricanrana, but Davis grabs his legs, but then Brown turns it into a backflip, feet hit the ropes, bounce back, he's got his legs around Davis' neck, Rana coming, but Davis turns it into a Piledriver at the last possible second!
Vinegar: What a display of athleticism by both men!
Hanson: Brown moves before the cover can happen, and stumbles to the ropes to recover.
Vinegar: A lot of fast movers in this match, but a good powerful move from a big guy like Davis will knock the wind out of your sails.
Hanson: Davis has built up some momentum in this match already, and he runs for Brown, but Brown sits out and pulls the top rope down, and Davis goes flying out of the ring!
Vinegar: Retribution!
Hanson: Edwards makes his way around the ring to check on his protege while Brandon Brown is walking around the ring doing mock up "big man" taunts like flexing and raising one hand in the air while roaring. He even goes so far as to do the Batista machine gun pose.
Vinegar: Is he saying "The Classic" reminds him of Batista? He kinda reminds me of James Hetfield. But how are you going to mimic that?
Hanson: I don't know... act like an ape pushing a wheelbarrow of money around?
Vinegar: Brandon Brown jumps up and down, drags his knuckles on the mat, and mimes pushing a wheelbarrow of money around the ring.
Hanson: Well...
Vinegar: Edwards helps Davis back up and into the ring, only for Davis to tag him in.
Hanson: Moss and Brandon in action again, and the martial arts prowess of each competitor is apparant right now.
Vinegar: Each man is going kick for kick, strike for strike, blocking, ducking, and dodging.
Hanson: The fans are on their feet right now as this match has sped up considerably. Brown and Edwards are all over the ring.
Vinegar: Edwards leaps up to the second rope and leaps off, but Brown shoots underneath, somehow managing to catch Edwards' arms for a crucifix powerbomb into a pinning predicament!
1...
Hanson: Edwards rolls off, up to his feet, springboards the bottom rope, Asai moonsault pin!
1...
Vinegar: Brown slides away, under the ropes, Edwards doesn't wait, he slides under the ropes on the next side. They both leap up the ropes like ladders Edwards goes for a dropkick, Brown is barely missed, and Brown gets a neckbreaker locked in as gravity takes over!
Hanson: Oh my god! The impact on that was incredible!
Vinegar: Both competitors look broken by that fall, and neither is moving much.
Hanson: Various fans are chanting "Brown" and "Red" rooting for their player to get up first.
Vinegar: Looks like Red Dawn is a hit already!
Hanson: Both men start a slow crawl to their corners as their partners are reaching in. Who's going to make it first?
Vinegar: Brown with the first tag- now Edwards. Both fresh men into the ring. Alex ducks a clothesline. Enziguri! Huge kick but Davis stays on his feet. Kiseragi runs off the ropes. Davis gets his head back in to charge him.
Hanson: That ginger oaf! The Rainbow Serpent rolls under a big boot attempt and Davis just took his partner of the apron.
Vinegar: Alex with an Irish whip. Countered by The Classic. Blind tag! Brandon tags himself in as his partner hit’s the ropes. The Dragon slides between his legs.
Hanson: Yeah, from behind.
Vinegar: Aren’t you in enough trouble?
Hanson: Oh yeah…
Vinegar: Brandon’s in the ring. Alex shoves Davis into him and Brandon hefts him up onto his shoulders. What strength! Double GTS! Those knees just sent the Classic straight to sleep. Brandon with the cover!
1!
Hanson: Edwards is into the ring.
2!
Vinegar: Kiseragi tackles him into the corner.
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here are your winners, Alex Kiseragi and Brandon Brooooown!!!
Vinegar: Another solid victory for the tag team champions but I’m sure they’ll be the first to admit they were challenged here tonight.
Hanson: Meh, it was really filler anyway. Just to fill time until allotted Blessed Immortality slots.
Brandon and Alex take their belts and hold them up from opposite turnbuckles. When they jump down Moss is checking on his recovering protégé. Alex takes a moment to check he’s ok and gives him and pat on the back before the two of them roll out of the ring and make their exit up the ramp.
Hanson: "May Roberts' soul go to a better place, free of chunky Asians, who do flips."
Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Oct 11, 2009 19:55:03 GMT -5
Vinegar: Try to remain calm Dan.
Hanson: I’m not sure I can. Though I don’t know whether to be excited or furious.
Vinegar: Your lord and master is going to be out here any minute now. Why would you be furious?
Hanson: Is this the main event?
Vinegar: No.
Hanson: That’s why I’m furious!
Vinegar: I think you need to relax. Travis Roberts can’t main event every GIW show.
Hanson: He can and he should. He’s our Unified Global Champion and the Most Influential Man in Sports Entertainment This Millennia.
Vinegar: Well today we’re going to see that great GIW.com title match between JK and Donovan Hastings instead.
Hanson: You really think any match with JK could be better then any match with Travis Roberts.
Vinegar: I think he’s going to go all out to defend that title belt and we’re going to see a huge match-up.
Hanson: We’re going to see the Lord Chief become the new champion. That’s all there is to it.
Vinegar: Well that waits to be seen. Right now though we have this match to focus on and- excuse me I’m just getting word through on the condition of GIW Referee Owen Peterson. He was of course subject to that attack from Raenius during the tag team contest that opened our show tonight. I’ve just been told that Peterson has been taken to a local hospital for examination and treatment of his injuries and will not be back again tonight. Hazel East will take over refereeing duties for this match.
Hanson: That really was heinous. Raenius has to be stopped.
Vinegar: I don’t think anyone in the back is going to step up to save Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings ass’s. Another assault on an official though may do more harm then good for Raenius’s future here at Global Impact Wrestling.
Hanson: That really goes without saying.
Vinegar: Normally you’d think so but around here, anything’s possible. Now that’s settled though I think this one is about ready to get going.
The arena blacks out all lights except the ones over the entrance ramp, ring, and the first five rows or so. As Mark Collie begins his haunting ballad "In Time," the image of a dimly lit hallway which could be in any arena appears on the screen. A silhouette resembling Jet Somers appears in the distance of the hallway, walking toward the screen. As the first verse plays out, he marches resolutely to full size on the screen, and as the last line is spoken, 'In time, your time will be no more...,' the silhouette has filled the dark hall, and the vertical control suddenly flips out as Nonpoint's "Everybody Down" hits hard and Jet runs out from behind the curtain. He runs to the edge of the stage and pumps his fist in the air a few times.
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Deep Creek, Mississipi-
Hanson: Deep Creek!? Lol!
Dennis: Weighing in at 185lbs! The Wild Card, Jet Someeeeeers!!!
At 'And when I stomp you' Jet sprints down the ramp, slapping hands in the crowd as he goes, running to leap onto the apron of the ring. He grabs the rope with one hand and pumps the other fist in the air on each 'Everybody Down!' chant of the chorus. Jet finally steps in, bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing shadow punches to warm up.
Vinegar: I think we’re still yet to see what this young man is capable of which seems to be strangely due to the antics of his pseudo tag partner KvK.
Hanson: What’s to know? He’ll come in and punch and kick and…that’s about it probably.
Vinegar: I think you greatly underestimate the skill and variety that goes into Mixed Martial Arts.
Hanson: I think you underestimate the variety that goes into yo momma!
Vinegar: She’s pregnant. She says it’s yours.
Hanson: What!? No, it can’t be. I’ve never-
Vinegar: Never what?
Hanson: Um, oh, nothing. Yeah, uh. Yo momma’s going the right way for a punch in the stomach.
Vinegar: And there goes half our viewers. Nicely done.
Hanson: It’s a talent.
Bummer starts to play and after about thirty seconds Travis Roberts appears on the ramp to his usual ovation of enthusiastic boos. His free arm is spread in expectation for the heroes welcome he most likely believes he is receiving while the other cradles the title belt on his shoulder.
Dennis: And his opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona! Weighing in at 220lbs! He is the GIW Unified Global Champion! The Blessed One, Travis Robeeeerts!!!
Travis makes his way down the ramp, nodding in a patronising manner to the crowd as he walks past them. He takes the steps up into the ring and climbs in through the ropes. He eyes up Jet with a look of distain before climbing to pose on the middle turnbuckle briefly. He gets down and gets ready for the match.
Vinegar: This has all the makings of an exciting match and there’s sure to be fireworks so let’s get it started.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: Here we go. They meet in the middle of the ring and-
Hanson: Has Jet got his dukes up?
Vinegar: His guard yes. These men circling each other. Travis shoots to lock up and gets tagged on the jaw by a left jab for his trouble. Don’t think he was expecting that and jet lands a second shot.
Hanson: Am I the only one noting these are closed fist shots?
Vinegar: Apparently. Jet swings again but Travis is able to counter it into an arm wringer.
Hanson: Good. At least one person here is trying to have a wrestling match.
Vinegar: You can’t say Jet isn’t after one move. Besides, it’s the variation in styles that make GIW wrestling so great. Travis still working over that arm. Jet rolls forward and up to his feet. Breaks the hold with a hammer blow and-
Hanson: Superkick!
Vinegar: You’re doing that for Travis too now? The Headliner rakes the eyes before Jet can follow up. The Wild Card staggers back to the ropes and Travis sets him off with an Irish whip. Shoulder block on the rebound. Travis hit’s the ropes again- Steps over Jet and rebounds. Arm drag by Jet Somers.
Hanson: Ok so maybe he knows a wrestling move. Have you ever seen anyone win a match with an arm drag?
Vinegar: I believe there’s some footage of an old Brandon McSkinny match somewhere in the archives to that effect. Travis rolls right through and takes Jet over with an arm drag of his own and locks in an armbar on that left arm again.
Hanson: Classic old school wrestling. We’ll see how well Crazy Opie can jab with his arm broken.
Vinegar: Well he’s able to get himself out of that hold and push up to his feet. Stiff elbow shot rocks Travis back and breaks the hold. Spinning back fist! Here’s a cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by Travis. Jet drags him up to his feet, slams him face first into the turnbuckle. He’s got him clinched up in the corner and punishing the body with those vicious knee strikes.
Hanson: And Hazel East steps in to separate them.
Vinegar: Clean break achieved. Jet back in though. Irish whip across the ring. Somers charging in. Travis able to get a boot up into Jet’s face though. Comes out with a clothesline.
Hanson: He’s let Jet have his fun. He’s put him over long enough. This one is about over.
Vinegar: Jet straight back to his feet. Travis follows up with a couple of forearm shots. Overhead vertical suplex. Floats over into a cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by Somers this time. Travis quick to drag him back up again. Scoop slam from the Headliner and he goes straight into a surfboard stretch.
Hanson: With a knee in the back and those arms being wrenched back you have no idea how fast your arms can just go numb.
Vinegar: Jet seems to have an idea. He’s quick to try to break this hold, fighting up to his feet. Back elbow shots to the body shake Travis off. Suicide Pull! Jet drags him down and locks in a guillotine choke.
Hanson: A desperation move. Jet is clearly on his last legs.
Vinegar: Travis has to be quick to find a way out of this one. This hold is cutting off the blood to the brain and he could just pass out.
Hanson: He knows better than that. The Headliner utilises his size advantage and just lifts himself and Jet off the mat and slams him back into the corner.
Vinegar: Brute force counter was certainly effective. Jet hit the corner hard and falls out into a side belly-to-belly suplex, followed up with an elbow drop across the sternum. Lateral press.
1!
2!
Vinegar: That had to be two and four fifths.
Hanson: I think that was three no matter what East says.
Vinegar: Well no matter what you think, this match is still on. Travis drags him back up to his feet. He’s got the full nelson locked in. Could be the slam here. No- Jet able to block it.
Hanson: Not forever though.
Vinegar: He’s giving it a good try though. He blocks a second attempt. He’s free! With a strong wrench of the arm Jet Somers breaks the hold. Back elbow rocks Travis. Kao Loi knocks him to the mat. The Wild Card follows up with his Ground and Pound.
Hanson: Get in there ref!
Vinegar: Referee Hazel East gets in there to separate them and gives Jet a warning about those closed fist strikes.
Hanson: I don’t think they even effected Travis anyway.
Vinegar: That’s why he’s dragging himself into the corner with the ropes. Jet hit’s a spear in the corner! He spins Travis around and shoves him out to the middle of the ring. High roundhouse-
Hanson: Ducked by Travis!
Vinegar: Boot to the gut- White Out! Jet Somers just got planted on his head. Here’s the cover.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner, Travis Robeeeeeerts!!!
Hanson: An inevitable but no less enjoyable victory for the champ.
Vinegar: Enjoyable yes but there was nothing inevitable about it though. Jet Somers gave the Headliner a challenge to the end and I think Travis knows that. He’s not taking any time to gloat.
Hanson: That’s unlike him. Maybe he’s sick. That’s amazing, Travis just beat Jet Somers while sick.
Vinegar: He’s not sick. Although he may be in a moment.
Hanson: Raenius!? What’s he want now?
Vinegar: I don’t know but he’s just intercepted Travis’s exit on the ramp.
Raenius and Travis meet face to face on the ramp. They exchange words we can’t hear until Travis swings at him with the title belt. Raenius ducks the shot and head butts Travis between the eyes.
Hanson: Again!? Is Raenius going to attack everyone tonight!?
Vinegar: I think Travis asked for that one when he took the first swing.
Hanson: Bah, like Raenius wasn’t going to start something anyway.
Raenius catches up to Travis beside the ring and slams him headfirst into the corner post. Travis goes down, bleeding from the fore head.
Hanson: Blood! Where are security!?
As if on cue, Bling and a horde of his homies charge out from the back get between the two of them. Raenius struggles but the crowd is too big and gradually he is dragged away, eventually giving up and leaving of his own power at the top of the ramp. In this time Travis has got up and made a swift exit via an alternative route.
Vinegar: Raenius takes another small victory on his twisted quest for justice.
Hanson: He should really get over it. Battleground was a long time ago.
Vinegar: Raenius doesn’t strike me as one to forget a grudge. Besides, we know he’s now set to take on Blessed Immortality at Distant Whispers. I have a feeling this is only just getting started.
Hanson: It’ll be over after Distant Whispers whatever. Blessed Immortality won’t want any of these distractions before their big rematch. I guarantee a Covenant blood bath.
Vinegar: That’s easier said then done. Next up though it’s Donovan Hastings challenging JK for the GIW.com title. Don’t go anywhere.
Hanson: "May Roberts' soul go to a better place, free of chunky Asians, who do flips."
Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Oct 11, 2009 19:57:20 GMT -5
Vinegar: Well folks, it’s been an unpredictable night so far, and we’re just moments away from our GIW.com Championship Main Event...
Hanson: Which is obviously going to be highly predictable, the ‘Lord Chief’ will finally put an end to the reign of the petulant, not to mention ungrateful, JK...
Vinegar: JK has thrived so far on being an underdog, and after speaking with him earlier this week I truly believe it’s bringing the best out of him, and that Donovan Hastings will have to be on his A-Game tonight.
Hanson: Are you suggesting the winner of GIW’s toughest match, Battleground, could even fail to beat the little upstart...
Vinegar: Well given Raenius’ rampage so far tonight, what makes you think he won’t have a say in matters...
Hanson: JK said he didn’t want any help.
Vinegar: You think that matters to Raenius, given his acts so far tonight?
Hanson: I try to think of that masked pervert as little as possible...
Vinegar: Pervert? What do you base that on...
Hanson: C’mon you’ve seen that shit he wears...
Vinegar: Speculating like that is what got you that court order...but speaking of Raenius, apparently Old Lady Levene has made her presence known tonight, let’s go backstage...
The camera cuts backstage and we see GIW’s own Resident Evil standing, in a rare state of masklessness , surrounded by at least 20 members of Security. Raenius is just smirking in the middle of them all...
OLL: Why are you smiling dear, I have reassigned most of the security staff to keep you from causing anymore damage, you’re lucky Travis isn’t more seriously injured...
Raenius just continues to smirk and we cut back to ringside...
Hanson: Why does he look so happy, Old Lady Levene has outmanoeuvred him.
Vinegar: I don’t think it’s wise to ever guess what’s going through his head
“Immortal”
Dennis: The next match is for the GIW.com Championship. It is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, his is The Immortal....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOVAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSTINGS!!!
Vinegar: And he looks like the cat who got the cream, look at the smile, I’m sure he’s more than happy at Old Lady Levene’s recent intervention...
Hanson: What are you insinuating now? Look he’s so confident he doesn’t need help he’s even sending Calypso to the back....
Vinegar: He shouldn’t underestimate JK....
Hanson: Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it all before. Hastings is a league above the likes of Raenius and Nate, he’s a true legend, not just some rookie or a psychopathic circus freak...
“Storm Front”
Dennis: And his opponent, he is the GIW.com Champion, ‘THE CYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOOOOOOONE’ JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Vinegar: And the fans rooting for JK in his first Main Event here in GIW, whatever you think of him, this youngster has done a hell of a lot at a young age, he’s certainly made an impression on GIW.
Hanson: Not more of an impression than the Lord Chief...
Vinegar: I wasn’t trying to turn this into come kind of competition...
Hanson: What the hell do you think a wrestling match is, dumbass.
Vinegar: Fine, if that’s how you want it. How many titles has Donovan Hastings legitimately won?
Hanson: Ummm...
Vinegar: Which suggests the current GIW.com Champion has made more of an impression than him. Now is that enough embarrassment for you, or should I go on...dumbass?
Hanson: meh....
Vinegar: Thankfully both men are in the ring, and maybe they can settle this for us as Glenn Burke...
Hanson: The cheat...
Vinegar: Hands the title over the ropes and signals for the bell...and JK is wasting no time, he never starts slowly, he always goes straight for it. Which is how he claimed the title by stunning Nate in the early moments of their match...
Hanson: But Hastings knew that was the case, and has been dodging every attempted strike and grapple from the young Champion, showing just how much difference in class there is between the two. JK may have hunger, and energy, like a puppy, but the Lord Chief is more like a wolf in comparison...
Vinegar: And like a wolf, he waits for the right moment, and hits JK with a powerful forearm, sending the youngster to the mat, and then falling down upon him and exerting an armbar on JK, who rolls over and manages to break the hold, gets up quickly, and hits the Lord with a low dropkick to the face...
Hanson: I really wish people would stop touching the face of the members of Blessed Immortality, there really is no cause for it...
Vinegar: And you make allegations of Alex Kiseragi’s sexuality, it really is absurd.....
Hanson: What’s absurd is that Glenn Burke is allowing JK to apply some illegal move on Donovan Hastings legs...
Vinegar: That’s a figure four leg lock....and don’t panic, Hastings has powered out of it, and both men are back on their feet...
Hanson: Pfft, men! I only see one man in that ring, and he’s currently got a little boy in a full nelson....to a slam! JK starting to feel the strain of starting the match at such a high tempo...
Vinegar: And Hastings willing to take full advantage, and he pulls him up into a Vertical Suplex and holds it, holds it....
Hanson: look at that display of strength, he’s not just a technical genius...
Vinegar: JK TWISTS...TURNS HIS BODY....AND MANAGES TO DRIVE HASTINGS SKULL INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!
Hanson: JK though falling to the outside as a result though...
Vinegar: Both men are down...let’s cut backstage once more and see whats going on.
Old Lady Levene is staring nervously at Raenius who’s been stood in the same position since before the match began, the smirk still sits plastered on his face, and The GIW Senior Enforcer certainly seems uneasy...and in a stroke of luck, it seems Raenius decides to speak as the camera gets back on him...
Raenius: The Covenant have been around for a long time, whilst you have one pair of eyes on me, I wonder, do you have two other pairs in the back and side of your head? Hmmm?
Old Lady Levene’s jaw drops, she looks around and then points to about ten Security guards and tells them to follow her, as she rushes off screen...
Hanson: Huh?
Vinegar: I think old Lady Levene has just realised that so dramatically reassigning the security personnel in the GIW arena may not have been such a good idea...
Hanson: Why?
Vinegar: I said Mrs Levene has realised not me...but JK and Hastings are both back on their feet...
Hanson: There is a commotion in the crowd, five of those security guards seem to have found a threat...WOAH!!!
Vinegar: JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST! ALL FIVE SECURITY GUARDS, ONE AFTER THE OTHER, COME LITERALLY FLYING OUT OF THE CROWD AND OVER THE GUARD RAIL!!!
Hanson: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL?
Vinegar: THE CROWD IS PARTING!
Hanson:HE’S MEANT TO BE IN A COMA![/b]
Vinegar: DIRGE! DIRGE IS BACK!!![/i]
Hanson:...
Vinegar: Somehow no-one in the ring has noticed him, as he climbs over the guard rail...and slides into the ring...
Hanson: What was that for!
Vinegar: DEATH IN VEGAS!!!
Hanson: You’ll pay for that...
Vinegar: Hastings is down, and he looks in pain, Burke signals for the bell to be rung...and Dirge showing no mercy throws JK out of the ring, followed by Glenn Burke, and turns back to Hastings with a sick smile on his face...and Old Lady Levene finally gets to the ramp and sends those security guards towards the ring, they look nervously at one another before rushing towards the ring, as Dirge goes to work on Hastings’ shoulder, this looks like some payback...
Hanson: Just because he’s better than that huge lump of uselessness...
Vinegar: Well that huge lump of uselessness, is not taking each of those security guards out again, a Big Boot to One, another is brutalized with a vicious clothesline, another tossed into the turnbuckle...and the final one hoisted up above Dirge’s head in a Gorrilla Press....and Dropped on Donovan Hastings...
Hanson: THE HEADLINER, THE HEADLINER!!!
Vinegar: Travis Roberts has indeed appeared on the stage, still bleeding and in discomfort from his earlier beating, he looks at Old Lady Levene, sighs and makes his way down towards the ring, like a schoolchild walking to a dreaded piano lesson, a necessity but not a want...hanfg on there is news backstage...
The camera cuts again, and where we once saw Raenius surrounded by a large amount of security guards, they all lie on the floor in a crumpled mess, and a familiar face stands side by side with Raenius...
Vinegar: Chassie Fear, not only is Dirge back, so is ‘The Dark Rose’...it looks like Old Lady Levene’s plans for giving Blessed Immortality an easy night next week at Distant Whispers has backfired, and spectacularly so...
Hanson: It matters not, The Blessed One is almost in the ring, he’ll clear this mess up...
Vinegar: Dirge drops Donovans shoulder which he has been exerting pressure upon and turns to face ‘The Headliner’, who manages to hit him with a knee to the midsection, and then clubs him over the back of the neck with an axehandle, shoving him to the ground...
Hanson: oh god no....
Vinegar: There’s no stopping it Dan, Raenius is making his way down to the ring now, and NOW the mask is back on, and Travis hasn’t noticed the Resident Evil crouching behind him...RIPPERSNAPPER!!!
Hanson: NO!!!
Vinegar: Dirge picks up ‘The Blessed One’....’DEATH IN VEGA...
Hanson: NO! Hastings manages to get a low blow, and he and Travis quickly roll out of the ring, and along with some recovering security guards make their way up the ramp...
Vinegar: usually I’d suggest that was a cowardly move, but it may just be the smart move, as Dirge and Raenius stand tall in the ring...tonight everyone should have learned that you do not want to get in the Covenant’s cross hairs....
Hanson: It’s a fucking travesty, excuse my language, but those two animals should be barred from this sport for the rest of their lives, it’s fucking ridiculous, they’re moronic, brainless, talentless thugs...
Vinegar: Umm?
Hanson: And what’s that tall piece of shit looking at me like that for, anyone would think I just ass raped his elderly, decrepit mother...and we all know Dirge is the only person who can touch Dirge’s mother in that place...
Vinegar: He’s getting out of the ring...
Hanson: oh what’s he gonna do, is he gonna...ARRRRGH!....
Vinegar: PUT HIM DOWN...OH DEAR LORD...DEATH IN VEGAS...TO HANSON! THROUGH THE TABLE....MY GOD, THIS JUST GOT INSANE, DIRGE AND RAENIUS HAVE SENT OUT A CLEAR MESSAGE TONIGHT....DISTANT WHISPERS IS GOING TO BE BRUTAL! JOIN US NEXT WEEK...I’M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE...G'NIGHT!
And as Vinegar leaves his seat and runs for cover, all the ringside officials do the same, as Dirge just stares into the camera’s with a sick, and some may say, TWiSTeD look on his face....and the show ends.
Hanson: "May Roberts' soul go to a better place, free of chunky Asians, who do flips."
Post by Moss Works Jericho's Schedule on Oct 11, 2009 22:40:42 GMT -5
Tough times for Daniel Hanson, restraining orders AND being put through tables?
I really enjoyed the first appearance of Red Dawn, which was apparently the sole island of sanity in this entire show, the craziness was quite enjoyable.
Post by Jet Somers on Oct 11, 2009 23:58:53 GMT -5
Thanks man, I hope I got your characters' styles down, as I'm not that familiar with them yet.
What made it in was a great show.
I would have liked to have seen Jet and JK both try to get involved in the insanity surrounding their matches, as it seems both of their runs here are getting marred by constant interference. I hate when one of the people out in the ring is accidentally forgotten during interference write ups... but, it's one of those things you gotta plan for, so, there you go.
DIRGE IS BACK DIRGE IS BACK
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Post by Alex Kiseragi on Oct 12, 2009 15:37:17 GMT -5
Early hiccup aside I think this was one of our better shows of recent weeks. The match writing I think was the most consistent throughout we've had in recent Sentinels. It carried a good story throughout and the big Covenant return was well done.
One thing worries me though. Is it really Distant Whispers next week? Because that'll cause me problems.
Yeah, well my tecnical difficulties have control of The Force, so they'll just zap your bitchass technical difficulties with lightning from their fingertips!
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Lord Hastings on Oct 14, 2009 18:37:03 GMT -5
Until you discover far too late that Darth Difficulties has betrayed you and turned his back on the dark side of The Force, and you have been heaved into the core of the Technical Star. Bitch.