Lockmania 03/21/10 Results

[Lord Hastings]

A video package is shown of the history of LWF, with "Life Goes On" by Three Days Grace playing as its theme. LWF opens in April 2001. Iceman becomes the first World Champion, but is defeated in a Cage Match by Phoenix. Lock and Robert Ooley form the Puppet Masters. Phoenix faces CoolJ at the first Lockmania. Arelas feuds with Robert Ooley. Lock leads LWF against Emperor and the Empire Wrestling Federation. Phoenix becomes known as the Replica when he turns on Arelas and takes control of the federation, and causes an injury that puts Psiko out of action for a year. Triple M rises to prominance as part of Phoenix's Following, but is betrayed when Phoenix returns to his Hero persona. Arelas wins a lawsuit against Lock and becomes the Commissioner. Lock purchases United Wrestling Fusion and all UWF titles are unified with their equivilent LWF counterparts. Triple M faces Phoenix in a brutal "I Quit" Match. Fear goes from a happy-go-lucky sideshow to an evil manipulative mastermind. Psiko wins the World Title when he joins Lock as part of his Regime. LWF takes a hiatus, and returns with Arelas winning the World Title for the third time. Phoenix returns to finish his long time feud with Triple M, but shockingly rejoins him as the Replica. The Creative Coalition faces Legacy in War Games. Arelas is known for a time as Tyrael, and defeats Phoenix at Lockmania in an impromptu match for the World Title. Phoenix wins the title for a record sixth time when he defeats Donovan Hastings. Lock sells LWF to a conglomerate group that includes his former partner, Robert Ooley.


The pyros explode in the arena as “Break” plays!



Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to Lockmania VI!

Covert Jay: Huttah!

Mister Mav: For this, our final LWF broadcast, we are joined by Joshman!

Joshman: THE AMAZING!

Mister Mav: I’m sure you are. This will be an emotional night for many of us, but let’s make the most of it, and get right to the action!

Havok Championship
Jason Grant © versus Kyle Tacker

The arena is flashing with cameras and buzzing with excitement! The lights dim down and gun fire is heard over the pa. “Indestructible” hits to loud jeers as Kyle Tacker steps out onto the stage with a trashcan full of weapons and a chair in hand. He raises the chair over his head and heads down the ramp and into the ring. He dumps the trashcan out in the middle of the ring.

Joshman: You know, I always liked this guy. It’s a shame that he was never given an LWF Title shot.

Mister Mav: He never earned one.

Joshman: He deserves one.

Covert Jay: And I deserve some nachos!

“Screwed” blares over the pa and the fans continue to boo as Jason Grant steps out onto the stage with a kendo stick in hand and the Havok Title in the other hand. He raises the title over his head to more jeers as he walks down the ramp. He stops at the bottom and eyes his opponent. He slides into the ring and Todd Magenta makes Tacker stay back. Tacker shoves the referee out of the way and charges at Grant but Grant turns around and swings the kendo stick right into the face of Tacker! Tacker goes down hard!

Mister Mav: Tacker almost had the drop on Grant, but it was Grant who was ready!

Covert Jay: You know the rules Mav, you drop dimes and those dimes go into my hand for nachos! Yumm!!!

Joshman: Where did Lock find this guy?

Mister Mav: Good question…

Grant tosses his title down and the bell rings. Grant start wailing on Tacker with the kendo stick! The stick breaks after 3 hits to the back! Grant laughs and tosses it to the side! Grant grabs a chain that was in the pile from the trash can and wraps it around Tacker’s neck! He starts strangling him!!!

Mister Mav: My God! This is a perfectly legal move, but lethal at the same damn time!

Covert Jay: Legally lethal. If they made a tag team that’s their name.

Joshman: I side with Jay.

Tacker starts flailing his arms around but to no avail! He starts fading out. Tackers face starts turning red, but then Grant lets him go! Grant starts stomping on Tacker. He then takes the chain and wraps it around his fist, and lifts Tacker to his knees. Grant starts punching Tacker in the forhead with the chain! After a few hits, Tacker starts bleeding! Grant drops the motionless Tacker, who is bleeding and coughing from being choked! Grant starts kicking the pile around looking for things. He grabs the chair and sets it up in the corner, between the top and middle rope. He picks Tacker up and takes him to the opposite corner and goes for an irish whip but Tacker reverses it and sends Grant head first into the steel chair! The chair implodes and falls out, and Grant is laying on the middle rung! Tacker uses the ropes to hold himself up and the ref asks if he is ok but he just brushes him off. Tacker regains himself and heads over to Grant, and grabs him from behind and hit’s a back suplex.

Mister Mav: Tacker has turned this around and now this match could go any way! In the early going, both men are battered pretty badly!

Tacker gets up, slowly, and climbs up to the top rope. He steadies himself for a minute but Grant is back up and rushes up the ropes and hit’s a belly to belly suplex off the top rope! Both men are back down again! Grant rolls over and gets himself up. He heads over and grabs a frying pan from the rubble and waits for Tacker to stand up. He stalks him! Tacker slowly starts to stir, and as he gets up, Grant smacks him in the face with the frying pan! Grant drops it and then rolls out of the ring and heads over to the Spanish announce table. He tears the top off and pulls the monitors out. He keeps one though. As he turns around, Tacker is up in the ring and runs towards him! Tacker springboards over the ropes but Grant hits him in the head with the monitor, knocking Tacker out! Tacker is out cold on the ground! After a few seconds, Tacker starts to stir!

Mister Mav: Holy crap! I cannot believe this! How can anyone get up from that?

Joshman: Easy…they just get up.

Covert Jay: Mav, you owe me two dishes of nachos and a funnel cake.

Mister Mav: Why a funnel cake?

Covert Jay: Because a good ninja needs his sugar.

Mister Mav: That’s the last thing you need.

Joshman: Funnel cake sounds pretty good Mav…

Mister Mav: Oh geez.

Grant drops the busted monitor and looks shocked as Tacker gets up. The two start exchanging blows in front of the English announce table. Tacker grabs Grant and slams his head off of it! Grant staggers back and Tacker runs and clotheslines him! Tacker picks up the top half of the steel steps and as Grant gets up, Tacker runs and nails Grant in the head with them! Grant is now bleeding! Both men have a bloodied face! Tacker drops the steps and drags Grant to the Spanish announce table. He lifts him up and hit’s a suplex onto it! It doesn’t break. Tacker runs into the ring and goes to the top rope! Tacker steadies himself again, and Grant rolls off the table! Tacker shrugs and leaps, hitting a flying elbow drop to Grant on the outside. Both men are down once again!

Mister Mav: I cannot believe how brutal this match is getting!

Todd Magenta runs out to check on them, but Tacker crawls over and drapes his arm on Grant! 1...2...kick out! Kick out just before 3! Tacker looks frustrated but exhausted! Tacker gets up and staggers back into the ring. He uses the corner to support himself up. Grant slowly makes his way up. Grant crawls into the ring and the two immediately start punching each other. Grant hit’s a hard right hand sending Tacker back into the corner. Grant lifts Tacker up onto the top rope, and turns around. Grant goes to lift Tacker, but Tacker hooks his foot on the turnbuckle! Both men start hitting kidney shots on each other trying to get the upper hand!

Covert Jay: Kidney shots! Come here Mav!

Joshman: Finally someone is going to hit you Mav!

Mister Mav: Shut up! Pay attention!

Tacker lifts his head out and head butts Grant! Tacker then spins around again and hit’s a huge belly to belly off the top rope! Tacker goes through the Spanish announce table and Grant over shoots it and hit’s the barricade with his back! Both men are completely out of it! EMT’s rush down to check on them!

Mister Mav: Dead Lord! This match could be over in a no contest!

Tacker refuses medical help and crawls over to Grant and drapes his arm over him! 1...2...3!!!

Winner: Kyle Tacker


Kyle Tacker – 5
Jason Grant – 4

[Lord Hastings]

Red Fusion is shown arriving at the arena. He has his gym bag slung over his shoulder and he turns the corner, where Chuck Randall is standing outside his locker room. Randall glances up at Red, and Red gives him a nod, and Chuck obliges. Red walks over and unlocks the room and Randall grabs his arm and looks him dead in the eyes.

Chuck Randall: We need to talk.

Red pulls his arm away slowly and motions for him to come in. They close the door behind them but the camera fades back in on the inside.

Red Fusion: What’s up?

Chuck Randall: Do you know who I am?

Red tosses his bag down and turns to Randall.

Red Fusion: Chuck Randall…?

Chuck Randall: Yes…but there is more…you obviously haven’t recognized me in the last year.

Red Fusion: I’ve been a little busy, making my way to the top, if you hadn’t noticed.

Chuck Randall: Yeah, you have come a long way since we last saw each other…brother.

Red pauses for a second, and has a perplexed look on his face.

Red Fusion: What did you say?

Chuck Randall: I’m your brother. Code Red. Hence the initials, C. R.

Red Fusion: I….what?!

Chuck takes off his hat, and pulls his shaggy hair back, and then takes his sunglasses off. Fusion’s jaw almost hit’s the floor.

Red Fusion: What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!

Chuck Randall: I know, but I felt, that this, being the night of our final event together, and most likely the last time I would ever see you again, I felt like you should know. And now you do. So I will leave you to prepare for your match…it’s going to be a big one. Good luck.

Chuck turns away and walks out of the room as Red stares off in awe at what was just revealed to him.

[Lord Hastings]

Psiko versus Triple M
No Holds Barred

“Breathe Today” hits to a loud pop as the arena goes dark. Psiko appears on the stage to another pop from the crowd, and he makes his way down the ramp.

Mister Mav: We haven’t heard from Psiko in quite some time now, so one has to wonder if this will be the last match ever for him.

Covert Jay: I’m wondering. It bothers me as a matter of fact. We may never see the ninja again.
Joshman: It hasn’t crossed my mind.

“Painkiller” hits to massive heat, and Metalhead Matt Marauder slowly walks down the ramp, never taking his eyes of Psiko.

Mister Mav: Triple M has had his way with Psiko the last few weeks; can Psiko even the score once and for all here tonight at Lockmania?

Covert Jay: Never underestimate the power of the ninja.

Joshman: What about the power of Triple M?

As Triple M slides into the ring, Psiko starts stomping away on him and the bell rings and the match has officially begun! Psiko kicks Triple M several times, but he Triple M gets to his knees and shoves Psiko into the ropes, but Psiko bounces back and nails Triple M with a dropkick across the face. Triple M gets right back to his feet but Psiko quickly takes him down into a snap DDT. Triple M starts to get back up but Psiko hits with another DDT, and before Triple M can react Psiko locks him into the triangle submission hold! Psiko wrenches harder on the arm, trying to hyperextend it, but Triple M refuses to tap out. Triple M gradually manages to get his feet planted, but he is still stuck in the hold. Triple M grunts in pain, and Psiko punches his arm a few times before wrenching the hold again. Triple M eventually manages to get to his feet, and with all of his energy he pulls Psiko up and slams him down into a powerbomb! Psiko releases the hold, but Triple M lifts him up again and delivers a second powerbomb!

Mister Mav: What a display of power here by Triple M! He used his strength advantage over the smaller competitor to escape that dangerous submission hold.

Covert Jay: The ninja must have more power than that!

Joshman: Evidently not.

Triple M pulls Psiko up for a third powerbomb, but Psiko reverses it into a hurricanrana! Triple M’s shoulders are down, one...two...Triple M kicks out. As Triple M starts to stir, Psiko grabs him and delivers another DDT. He goes for the cover again, but Triple M shoves him off and rolls out of the ring for a breather. Psiko immediately bounces off the ropes and charges towards Triple M. He dives through the ropes but Triple M turns around and catches him with a superkick to the face in midair! Psiko is down, and Triple M reaches under the ring and grabs a chair and smashes Psiko in the back! Triple M hits Psiko again and again, each hit louder than the last one! Psiko tries to get away, but Triple M nails him in the head with the chair, and Psiko falls limp. He rolls Psiko onto his stomach and then lays the chair on his back. He hops up onto the apron, gets a running start, and jumps off and delivers a leg drop onto the chair! Triple M is down for a moment, but he gets to his feet and picks Psiko up and begins showing off by military pressing him over his head, and then finally throws Psiko back into the ring. Triple M catches his breath, and then climbs up the apron, but before he can get back into the ring, Psiko surprises him with a high kick to the face! Psiko then drives forearms and elbows into the head of Triple M, but Triple M is still on the apron. Psiko then grabs him by the neck and delivers a guillotine on the top rope, and Triple M flies off the apron and crashes into the barricade to a loud pop from the crowd!

Triple M is down at ringside; meanwhile Psiko uses this opportunity to take a much-needed breather. Triple M gets back to his feet, using the ropes to pull himself up the apron. Psiko tries to surprise him and bounces off the opposite ropes, but Triple M springboards from the outside and hits him with a missile dropkick across the ring! Triple M pulls Psiko to his feet and locks him into a Bear Hug! Psiko tries to fight his way out of it with lefts and rights, but Triple M counters with a headbutt, followed by a second and a third, and Psiko's arms fall limp at his side. Triple M wrenches the hold for a few moments before delivering a belly-to-belly suplex. Psiko holds his back in pain as Triple M climbs the turnbuckle, but Psiko is on his feet and runs at him and dropkicks his legs, causing him to crash down on the top rope. Psiko climbs up and attempts a superplex, but his back gives out in midair! Triple M crashes down on top of Psiko from the top rope, and then rolls off. Both men are down. Triple M is dazed, but Psiko is holding his back in pain.

Mister Mav: If Psiko was able to hit that move, it could have been the beginning of the end for Triple M.

Joshman: But he didn’t hit the move.

Covert Jay: Silence!

Both men are down for a few moments, but Triple M is the first to get to his feet. Psiko starts to stir, but Triple M grabs him and delivers a pendulum backbreaker, then drops a few elbows and knees on his back. Triple M pulls Psiko to his feet and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Psiko reverses it and catches Triple M for a tornado DDT, but Triple M reverses it into a spinebuster! Psiko hits the canvas hard and continues to hold his back in pain. Triple M pulls Psiko up and delivers an atomic drop and follows it up with a hard clothesline. Psiko hits the mat hard and immediately rolls to the outside. Psiko is down at ringside, and in the ring Triple M taunts him and then the crowd to loud heat. As Triple M taunts, Psiko reaches under the ring and pulls out a garbage can and a Louisville Slugger! The crowd cheers as he enters the ring with the slugger in hand. Triple M has his back to Psiko, who is ready and waiting, and as Triple M finally turns around, Psiko bashes him in the face with the bat! Triple M falls hard, but quickly gets to his feet. Psiko smashes him with the bat again, and this one cuts Triple M’s forehead open! Psiko bounces off the ropes but as he comes back Triple M throws the garbage can at him, stunning him and causing him to drop the bat. Triple M pulls Psiko to his feet and rakes his eyes. As Psiko staggers, Triple M puts the garbage can over Psiko's head and picks up the bat. Psiko is trapped with the garbage can over his head, and Triple points the bat at Psiko at poses for a moment. He spits on the end of the bat and then delivers a home run shot to the can! Psiko falls down and there is a huge dent in the garbage can. Triple M stands up and poses for the crowd, pointing to the bat. They jeer loudly as he pretends to be a batter at home plate hitting an imaginary ball over the fence. Psiko manages to get the garbage can off, but when he finally gets to his feet Triple M cracks him across the face with the bat! Psiko is down, and he has been busted open! Triple M rolls him onto his stomach and begins whacking away at his back with the baseball bat! Psiko screams in pain as Triple M continues his assault. The crowd is shocked at what they are seeing. Triple M finally stops and poses again to more jeers. Psiko starts to stir on the mat, and Triple M stalks him with the bat. Psiko grabs the ropes and uses them to pull his battered body up. Triple M charges at him and swings the bat, but Psiko gets out of the way, and the bat hits the top rope and comes back and hits Triple M in the face! Triple M staggers back towards Psiko, and Psiko kicks him in the chest and delivers the Psikotik! Psiko hooks a leg, one…two…NO!!! Triple M got a shoulder up! Psiko can’t believe it, but Triple M starts getting back to his feet and Psiko acts quickly and delivers yet another DDT. He goes to the corner and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Psiko is perched on the top rope and he signals for Poetic Justice! The crowd roars in approval as Triple M struggles to get up. He finally gets to his feet, dazed, and as he turns around Psiko leaps at him, but Triple M catches him in midair and delivers the Emerald Fusion! Both men are down, but Triple M drapes an arm over Psiko, one…two…Triple M quickly takes his arm off and alertly stops the referee from counting the pin!

Mister Mav: What is Triple M doing? He doesn’t want to referee to count the three! It didn’t look like Psiko was going to kick out!

Covert Jay: He knew the ninja would kick out!

Joshman: Triple M is a savvy ring veteran. I’m sure he knows what he is doing.

Triple M slowly finally gets to his feet, and emphatically shakes his head no. He grabs Psiko by the legs and drags him to the center of the ring. He yells something to Psiko before turning him over into the Lion Tamer! Psiko screams in pain, blood running off his face and onto the canvas. He is desperately reaches out in any direction, but he is nowhere near the ropes. He begins to crawl with all his might toward the ropes directly in front of him. The crowd gets louder and louder as Psiko's hand is now just about a foot away from the ropes when all of a sudden Triple M begins walking back to the center of the ring, dragging Psiko along with him. The crowd boos as Triple M reasserts the Lion Tamer right in the center of the ring, this time burying his knee right into Psiko's back. Blood is trickling down his face, but his eyes are intense with rage. Psiko screams and screams, but he is too far away from the ropes! He tries with all his might to crawl towards the ropes, but to no avail. Psiko quickly begins to fade, and with one last effort tries to make it to the ropes, but finally, after being stuck in the submission hold for such a long time, he reluctantly taps out!

Winner: Triple M by submission

Triple M finally lets go of the Lion Tamer, and Psiko collapses flat on his stomach. His body is lifeless as the referee raises the arm of Triple M. He stops to take one last look at Psiko, and then exits the ring. The crowd boos as Triple M walks up the ramp. He turns around and stops to gaze at Psiko again, who is not moving. Triple M nods his head in satisfaction, then wipes the blood from his forehead and licks it off his finger. He smiles and continues up the ramp.

Mister Mav: Psiko gave Triple M everything he could handle and then some here tonight, but in the end Triple M came out victorious!

Joshman: So much for ninja power.

Covert Jay: Win or lose, the ninja is still my hero!

Triple M – 10
Psiko – -2

[Lord Hastings]

A group of people are standing in the hallway near the coffee machine. A bunch of laughs are being heard. Then a deep voice is heard.

Voice: Oh wor?!?!

The camera gets closer to reveal Ghostdad! He is there with Toughest Man Alive, Crow, Big Pimpin’, Sgt Savage, Nomad, Red Fusion, CoolJ, and Emperor.

Red Fusion: Hey CoolJ, remember that time we went to Chipotle in Virginia, and you ended up missing out on the night out because you had the runs?!

CoolJ just glares at Red but then they all start laughing!

Emperor: Man, I never thought I would say this cherry boy, but I’m going to miss seeing you, and everyone else on tv every week. I never thought this place would close down.

Red Fusion: Hey man, it’s all good. But you know that there is always a spot on the roster for you at UGWC. For all of you! Crow, you came back here for a little bit, clearly you still have it in you. I know CoolJ never lost it, but Sgt Savage…you may be over the hill now.

They all start laughing again. BDT walks up and pushes his way to the circle and everything goes silent. They all look at each other and BDT is smirking, but then everyone just leaves BDT standing there! BDT folds his arms and walks the other way and the scene fades out.

[Lord Hastings]

Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Big Time © versus Travis Pierce

“You Know My Name" hits as Travis Pierce walks out to a large pop from the crowd.

Mister Mav: In his final match with LWF, will Pierce grab the title from Big Time?

Joshman: Grab? Grab the title? This isn't a ladder match loser!

Covert Jay: Grab? Grab some Southern Fried Chicken? I'll grab them off Big Time too!

"It's Time" hits as The Big Time walks out as the crowd boo. The Big Time raises both hands up in the air, with the title between them both. He places the belt back on his shoulder and walks down, tightening his glove. Climbing into the ring he shoves the belt into Pierce's face who simply knocks the belt out of the hand. Big Time walks into Pierce, knocking him back a step. Pierce responds with a quick right hand. Big Time stays standing and simply smiles. Pierce hits again, but once more Big Time stays standing. Pierce rushes backwards and straight to Big Time who simply lifts up Pierce and into a Flapjack!

Mister Mav: Big Time. This is his FINAL LWF match. He will NOT be continuing afterwards folks.

Joshman: More Fried Chicken for the rest of us.

Covert Jay: Hooray!

Big Time lays into Pierce with some kicks onto Pierce's back. Pierce reaches round to his back and rolls away. Big Time is straight on him, and grabs Pierce by his attire and throws him over the top rope to the outside! Big Time screams at the crowd who just shout abuse back. Big Time looks at Pierce, bounces off the ropes and charges. He actually jumps over the top rope and hits a Suicide Dive on Pierce! The crowd gasp in amazement! Pierce is rolling towards the announce table.

Mister Mav: Did Big Time actually leap over the top rope?

Joshman: Can pigs actually fly!

Covert Jay: Well yes. Pigs are an old slang word for the police, and police use helicopters, so yes. Pigs can fly.

Pierce uses the announce table to pull himself off. He grabs the headset off Joshman and starts speaking into it.

Pierce: Big Time just threw about 800 pound of Southern Fried Chicken on me!

Big Time pulls Pierce away from the table and into the steel post ripping the head set away from the table. Joshman grabs the headset looks up to The Big Time and Pierce, and goes back to his seat, angrily, unable to talk. Big Time rolls Pierce into the ring and follows up. He stretches out his glove preparing for an One Hitter Quitter. Big Time goes for the punch, Pierce quickly grabs the hand and twists it into an arm lock! Pierce kicks Big Time in the back of each knee one after the other, forcing Big Time to the mat, where Pierce hooks his legs around the body of Big Time! Pierce pulls downwards with the legs extending the chest of Big Time, whilst tightening the arm. Big Time with his free arm is reaching to the ropes.

Mister Mav: Pierce has taken command of the match!

Covert Jay: And Big TIme has taken Joshman out of the announce team for tonight!

Joshman: .............................................

Covert Jay: Hah! Love it!

Big Time is asked if he wants to give up, but he shakes his hand and thumps the ground. With his one free hand he lifts his entire body up. He then flips himself so he lands on his back crushing Pierce beneath him! Big Time hooks the leg. One! Two! Kickout! Big Time grabs Pierce by the hair and throws him into the rope. Pierce quickly leaps onto the top rope and springboards off it! Big Time catches Pierce on his shoulder. He smiles, spins Big Time around before slamming him down to the mat! Big Time stretches his hand again, Pierce stumbles slowly upwards, and Big Time hits The One Hitter Quitter! Pierce doesn't fall but instead bounces against the ropes and bounces back into Big Time who lifts him up for The End Of Time, but Pierce somehow manages to float out it and spins Big Time around for The Truth Hurts! Pierce rolls his way to the ropes as Big Time stays laid out in the middle of the ring!

Mister Mav: The tide has changed! Who will win!

Covert Jay: The fans! They haven't had to hear Joshman for ages!

Joshman: ...........................................

Covert Jay: Seriously, this is the best thing since sliced bread! And that was a good day!

Pierce gets up and taunts Big Time before playing to the crowd. Big Time is up and Pierce tries to lift him up for an Signing Off! Big Time fights back! Before Pierce can lifts him on his shoulders, Big Time elbows him in the back, then delivers a Big Boot! Big Time picks up Pierce and grabs him in the face before spitting on him and throwing him back down. Big Time takes to the top rope! Big Time looks slightly unsteady but then regains his balance. Pierce is up and hits an enziguri! Big Time drops down! Leg either side of the wire! Pierce pulls Big Time off the ropes onto his shoulders. He spins and throws Big Time off and hits an Signing Off! Straight after that, in one fluid movement Pierce connects a Truth Hurts! Pinfall! One! Two! Three!

Winner: Travis Pierce – New Champion!

Mister Mav: Travis Pierce has won! Travis Pierce has won!

Covert Jay: Congrats to Pierce!

Joshman: And congrats to our fans who have my lovely voice back!

Pierce – 6
Big Time – 3

[Lord Hastings]

Chuck Randall is in his locker room with Mike Karn and a knock is heard. Karn gets up to get it but the door just swings open. Karn puts his hands up to the intruder but he gets knocked back! Randall looks up to see who it is and his eyes widen!

Voice: Karn you’re such a damn putz. Don’t ever touch me again.

Chuck: What are you doing here?

Red Fusion walks into the shot.

Red Fusion: I’m here to just say, that you better be at UGWC. We are far from over. You hear me?!

Chuck: Yes but why?

Red Fusion: Just do it!

Red turns and walks out of the room and the door slams. Karn gets up and dusts himself off. Randall stands there confused but then smiles.

Mike Karn: What the hell was that about? Did you tell him earlier?!

Chuck: Shut up. I have to focus now. My mind is clear and I have a tag team title to win.

Mike: Who is going to be your co champion?

Chuck: Shut up Karn…

The scene fades out as the two glare at each other.

[Lord Hastings]

Tag Team Championship
Hitman Lopes © versus Chuck Randall versus Fear versus J.W. McCammon
Twisted Tag Match

In the arena, fans are returning to their seats from the concession stands. “Frayed Ends of Sanity” blares over the speakers and the fans start to cheer, extremely loud as Fear makes his way down the ramp and into the ring! “Bulletproof” hits to jeers as J.W. McCammon steps out onto the stage.

Mister Mav: Who do you all pick as a favorite in this match?

Joshman: Well, in light of Fear’s new love for people, not him.

Covert Jay: He is friends with ninja master, so I pick him.

McCammon stops at the bottom of the ramp, watching Fear in the ring. Just then, “Lights Out” hits to a loud pop! Hitman Lopes walks out to the ring carrying his half of the tag titles! He walks down, and McCammon turns around, to watch him as well. McCammon backs away towards the barricade. Hitman walks past him and climbs into the ring.

Mister Mav: McCammon is alone here, as are all of the competitors. However, McCammon seems a little uneasy at the moment.

“Battle of One” hits to a loud pop! After a few moments no one comes out.

Mister Mav: Well, who was supposed to be, Chuck Randall coming out, well….doesn’t seem to be here. But we saw him earlier when he confronted Red Fusion and revealed to us all that he was in fact, Code Red, Fusions brother!

Joshman: I knew that schmuck wouldn’t come fight.

Covert Jay: It was a pepsi product reunion!

McCammon watches Hitman and Fear in the ring, but out of nowhere he gets tackled from behind and it’s Chuck Randall! Mike Karn rushes down the ramp to ringside! Randall grabs McCammon and whips him into the steel steps! Randall starts stomping on McCammon, as in the ring, Hitman and Fear square up! The bell rings and the two start brawling in the ring! Fear wrenches the right arm of Hitman! Fear shoves him away, and rushes at him with a hard clothesline. Outside the ring, McCammon has escaped Randall and the two are now on the apron.

Mister Mav: In this match, the teams are interchangeable, anyone can tag anyone and be a team, however, the winning “team” will then face off in a one on one match, in which the winner can pick anyone from the LWF active roster as their tag team co champion!

Joshman: I could care less about this match. I want some food. I’ll be back, I’m going to get a corn dog.

Mister Mav: You can’t leave in the middle of a match!

Covert Jay: He just did. I want some nachos. Mav, get steppin’!

Mister Mav: No. If I give you money will you go get them?

Covert Jay: No. You go get them, or feel the wrath of ninja!

Randall and McCammon are staring a bee line at one another across the ring. Fear has Hitman in a sleeper hold! Hitman elbows out of it, and dropkicks Fear off the ropes! McCammon tags himself in! Hitman immediately clotheslines McCammon down. Fear is angry but obliges to the referee and goes to the outside! Hitman grabs McCammon and whips him into the corner, and then looks at Fear. They nod at each other and Hitman tags in Fear! Fear tears into the ring and hit’s a body splash on McCammon! Fear then hit’s a hard knee to the midsection. McCammon holds his ribs, and Fear starts hitting mounted punches on him! The crowd counts along with each punch until Fear reaches 10! Fear hops down, and bulldogs McCammon out of the corner! Fear looks at Hitman then to Randall, and tags in Randall!

Mister Mav: It seems that this match is just a battle against McCammon!

Randall hops over the ropes and into the ring. He grabs McCammon, who is staggering up, and hit’s a snap suplex! Randall makes the cover, 1...2...kick out! Randall picks McCammon up and whips him off the ropes, as he comes back he hit’s a hard spine buster! Randall walks over and tags in Hitman! Hitman comes in and starts stomping on McCammon. He then charges over and knocks Fear off the apron! Hitman rushes back over to McCammon and whips him off the ropes, and hit’s a huge back body toss! Hitman picks McCammon up and whips him into the corner and he takes him up for a superplex, but McCammon reverses it and both men flap jack onto the mat! Both men are down! Crawling to a corner! Hitman is crawling towards Randall and McCammon is crawling towards Fear but Fear is further away! Hitman reaches Randall and tags him in! Randall tears into the ring and dropkicks Fear off the apron again! Hitman rolls to the outside and gets up. He shakes the cobwebs out and heads around to Fear!

Mister Mav: I have to say, Hitman and Randall are working very well as a team here. Maybe they could win this and who ever wins will pick the other as his partner!

Joshman: Don’t count on it. Hitman wouldn’t do that to Felix.

Covert Jay: We’ve seen worse.

Joshman: Touche.

Randall picks up McCammon and whips him off the ropes and as he comes back, Randall hits him with the Ace in the Hole! Randall drops into the cover, 1...2...3!!!

Mister Mav: Oh my! And just like that! Hitman and Randall advance to the singles match!

Fear and McCammon are on the outside and both are looking in, unhappy. Hitman climbs back in and Randall stands there, awaiting his opponent. The bell sounds and the two lock up! Randall wrenches the arm of Hitman and elbows him in the back! Hitman drops to a knee, but as Randall goes for him, Hitman elbows him in the stomach! Randall steps back but goes right back to him and the two lock up once more! Hitman whips Randall off the ropes! As Randall comes back, Hitman knees him in the stomach and hits the Black Out! Hitman drops down into the cover, 1...2...thr---kick out!

Mister Mav: Oh my God! He barely kicked out of that!

Covert Jay: A rush of cherry juice.

Joshman: Ha!

Hitman can’t believe it and the crowd is going insane! He pounds the mat and stands up! He picks Randall up by the head and whips him off the ropes but Randall ducks a clothesline and as Hitman turns around, Randall drills him with a huge super kick! Both men are down! Randall isn’t down long! He starts staggering up, using the ropes for support. Hitman is up next, and the two lock up once again! Randall goes to whip Hitman off the ropes but Hitman reverses it, and grabs him and goes for a belly to belly but Randall reverses it and hit’s the Ace in the Hole! Randall falls into the cover, 1...2...thre--! KICK OUT!

Mister Mav: OH LORD! Hitman kicked out as the hand was a hair away from hitting the canvas!

Randall cannot believe it one bit! He gets up and gets in the referee’s face but then turns back to Hitman. Randall picks Hitman up and whips him off the ropes and lifts him for the Ace in the Hole again, but Hitman floats over and rolls Randall up! 1...2...3!!!

Winner: Hitman Lopes

Mister Mav: And even with a simple roll up, a huge match can be lost.

Joshman: There was no hope for mountain dew boy.

Covert Jay: Now in midnight grape!

Joshman: That’s not a flavor!

Covert Jay: Want to bet?!

Hitman Lopes – 7
Chuck Randall – 2
Fear – 0
McCammon – -2

[Lord Hastings]

Red Fusion is walks down the halls, and finds Ed Leonard at the complimentary snack table.

Red Fusion: Ed, got a minute?

Ed Leonard: Sure. Need an interview?

Red Fusion: No, a favor…more like a job offer. Over the last couple years, you have become a great friend of mine and I would be honored if you would accompany to the ring tonight for my match. And on a more permanent basis…following me over to UGWC as my manager…

Ed Leonard: Wow Red, I don’t know what to say other than yes! Absolutely!

Red Fusion: Outstanding! Thank you so much. I will see you in the locker room soon, I have a championship to win.

The two shake hands and Red walks off as Ed smirks.

[Lord Hastings]

World Championship
Derick Felix © versus Diablo versus John Russo versus Lone Wolf versus Medos versus Red Fusion
Elimination Chamber

Mister Mav: What an exciting night we’ve had so far, and we’re not done yet! Can you feel that in the air?

Joshman: Oh, that was me, sorry. Had a burrito before the show.

Covert Jay: Thankfully, my ninja mask filters out unpleasant air molecules.

Joshman: It’s a towel. It was a towel seven years ago. It’s still a towel.

Mister Mav: In any case, it is time now for the Elimination Chamber Match for the World Championship!

“Stronger” hits to a massive pop, and “Dynamite” Derick Felix emerges from backstage, with the World Title around his waist. He signals to the crowd as he comes down the ramp, and holds the title up a final time before handing it to Brian Chartreuse and entering his assigned chamber.

Mister Mav: Felix is one of the brightest talents to emerge in LWF over the last couple years. He won the World Title in a four-way Vigilante Match last month at Maximum Carnage.

Covert Jay: He was DYNE…NO…MIGHT!

Mister Mav: Indeed.

“Bark at the Moon” hits to massive heat, and Lone Wolf walks down the ramp, pausing to raise his arm as explosions go off around the arena. He looks at Felix with a smug expression as he walks to his chamber.

Covert Jay: The wolf is on the prowl!

Joshman: Let’s not forget that Lone Wolf is already a former World Champion, he knows what it means to carry the burden of it.

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf is indeed one of two former World Champions amongst Felix’s five challengers.

"War Machine" hits to a strong pop, and Red Fusion steps out onto the stage, amidst the flashing red and blue lights, and his is accompanied by Ed Leonard. He heads down the ramp, playing to the crowd, high fiving and shaking hands. He climbs into the ring and enters his chamber, where he looks out at the crowd and stretches his arms out, and then starts pounding his chest.

Mister Mav: Red Fusion first joined LWF all the way back in the summer of 2003. Could this finally be the night that he captures the long elusive World Championship?

Covert Jay: Could he finally pop his cherry?

Joshman: Are you kidding? He’s probably the biggest choke artist in our history. Vengeance, 2003, loses to Iceman. Iceman! Meltdown, 2004, was pretty much a non-factor in an Elimination Chamber. Doesn’t even get near the title again in a meaningful way until Maul, 2009, loses to Arelas. Resurrection, 2009, is insignificant in the King of the Hill. What chance does he really have?

Mister Mav: Well what you did mention was his participation in the Elimination Chamber in 2004, which makes him one of only two people in this match tonight with prior experience, and that could give him an edge.

Covert Jay: Cherry power!

“Eyes Wired Shut” hits, and the arena tints red as Diablo walks down and enters the cell. He glares at Felix and signals around his own waist before entering his chamber.

Mister Mav: Diablo is a 2-Time former World Champion, with championship victories over the likes of Arelas and Darius Jermaine, not to mention he was in the World Title match at Lockmania last year.

Joshman: Let’s not forget he won an Elimination Chamber to win the World Title about fifteen months ago, which I think trumps your little tidbit about Fusion a moment ago.

“No More Mister Nice Guy” hits, and John Russo walks down the ramp to the ring. He glances around at the four men in chambers.

Mister Mav: John Russo will be starting this match, his final chance to prove himself here in LWF.

Joshman: He needs to prove himself! He was a letdown to Lock, if he could have brought the World Title to the Regime months ago when he was supposed to, maybe Lock wouldn’t have had to sell the company!

Mister Mav: I think that’s a bit harsh, and Russo has put together an impressive resume during his time in LWF, including having won the Cross-Hemisphere Title as well as the Lord of the Ring Tournament, and he was the leader of the group that stood against the Infinite Flight last year, not to mention the role he played in fighting Legacy back in 2008.

Covert Jay: I miss when he was kung-fu fighting. HA!

“Firefly” hits to a mighty pop, and Medos slaps the hands of some fans, looking focused as he comes down the ramp to the ring.

Mister Mav: The English Enigma has been on a hot streak these past few months, having earned title shots both as part of the Outlast Tournament and Vigilante Month, and if a talent like Medos keeps getting opportunities, you just know one is going to pan out.

Joshman: Because that theory has worked so well for Fusion.

Mister Mav: In any case, we’re ready to get underway. Medos and John Russo will start this match, every five minutes one of the four chambers will randomly open, allowing another competitor into the match. Competitors can be eliminated by pinfall or submission, and the person left standing at the end of the match will be the World Champion!

DING DING!

Mister Mav: Medos and Russo circling each other, and they lock up in the center of the ring. Medos with a hammerlock, but Russo shoves him away, going for THE SUPER KICK, but Medos ducks under it and takes Russo down with a neckbreaker.

Joshman: Both Medos and Russo are at a significant disadvantage having to start off the match, they need to focus on recording fast eliminations, so they have time to recover.

Mister Mav: Medos tries to backdrop Russo over the ropes, but Russo lands safely on the outside cell platform, and he turns around and clubs Medos in the back of the head. Medos turns and Russo vaults the ropes for a crossbody tackle…

Joshman: But Medos rolls through it and twists into the Gracious Submittal!

Covert Jay: An incredible counter like ninja!

Mister Mav: Medos struggling to lock in the hold, and Russo manages to roll out of it, and he slides right through the ropes onto the outside platform. Medos vaults the ropes for his own crossbody tackle…

Joshman: But Russo sidesteps it and Medos crashes into the chainlink cell platform!

Mister Mav: Russo pulls Medos up and to the cell wall, and drags Medos’s face along the chain links. Russo pulling Medos back into the ring.

Covert Jay: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Mister Mav: One of the glass chambers is about to open!

Covert Jay: Which one?

Mister Mav: It’s selected at random!

Joshman: And the wolf is on the prowl!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf entering the ring now, he vaults the ropes into the ring-

Joshman: And he drills John Russo with the Wolf Charge!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf going to work on Medos now, stomping away on the Enigma.

Joshman: Lone Wolf picks apart his prey, the Enigma’s time is at an end now.

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf pulling Medos back to his feet, he’s setting Medos up for the BoneCruncher!

Joshman: Devour that prey!

Mister Mav: JOHN RUSSO DRILLS MEDOS WITH THE SUPER KICK!

Joshman: He just kicked Medos right out of Lone Wolf’s arms!

Mister Mav: Russo kicks Lone Wolf in the chest, Stunning Victory-

Joshman: NO! Lone Wolf shoves him away!

Mister Mav: Russo hits the ropes, and Lone Wolf tackles him right through them and onto the cell floor on the outside.

Covert Jay: The wolf is loose!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf pounding away on John Russo on the outside, and he pulls Russo up and hurls him into the cell wall!

Joshman: Lone Wolf will pick you apart until you lie bleeding and broken! He is a predator!

Mister Mav: He’s coming back into the ring now, and as Medos is getting up and takes him back down with a chop block!

Covert Jay: BZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Mister Mav: Diablo exiting his chamber, he’s next into the match, and he comes into the ring staring at Lone Wolf.

Joshman: Lone Wolf shoves Medos right at Diablo!

Mister Mav: And Diablo lifts Medos into an overhead military press, and he hurls him into the outside cell wall!

Covert Jay: He is strong, like angry people.
Joshman: Not ninja?

Covert Jay: A ninja is strong of cunning.

Joshman: And smell, apparently.

Covert Jay: Don’t go blaming me. That’s burrito.

Joshman: Damn. Busted.

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf and Diablo exchanging blows in the ring now, Diablo with a knee lift, he scoops Lone Wolf for the Morning Star!

Joshman: But Lone Wolf floats off and hits a dropkick!

Mister Mav: It knocks Diablo to the ropes, and Lone Wolf flips Diablo over them and sends him spilling into the cell floor!

Joshman: John Russo, Medos, and Diablo are all down on the outside, and it is at the hands of Lone Wolf!

Covert Jay: BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Mister Mav: Derick Felix out of his chamber, he vaults the ropes into the ring, ducks a clothesline from Lone Wolf, Explosion Suplex! Felix with a cover!


ONE!


TWO!


Joshman: Lone Wolf kicks out!

Mister Mav: Medos back in, knocks Felix down with Transatlantic Trouble!

Joshman: But Medos turns right into a big boot from Diablo! Felix stumbles up into Lucifer’s Revenge!

Mister Mav: Medos staggering back up, Diablo’s got him!

Joshman: MORNING STAR!

Mister Mav: But John Russo is back in and hits him with the Super Kick! Diablo stumbles into the ropes, they push him right back to Russo, STUNNING VICTORY!

Joshman: But Lone Wolf drills Russo with the Wolf Charge!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf covers Diablo!


ONE!


TWO!


THREE!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf has eliminated Diablo, picking the pieces like a vulture after Russo laid him out!

Joshman: That’s the intelligence on the part of Lone Wolf, identifying the weak spot and capitalizing!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf onto Russo now…


ONE!


TWO!


Mister Mav: Russo with the shoulder up!

Joshman: And LoneWolf rips him off the mat and throws him back out to the outside!

Covert Jay: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Mister Mav: Red Fusion coming out of his chamber now-

Joshman: BUT LONE WOLF SPEARS HIM RIGHT BACK THROUGH IT! THE GLASS SHATTERS!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf has put Red Fusion right through that glass chamber with the Wolf Charge, looks like he did a number on himself as well!

Joshman: Let the choking of Fusion begin!

Mister Mav: Derick Felix back on his feet, he surveys the chaos that just unfolded, but he turns around right into Medos!

Joshman: FALLING FUTURE!

Mister Mav: And Medos puts Felix into the English Engima!

Joshman: An inverted cloverleaf, the World Champion could be eliminated right here!

Mister Mav: Except that JOHN RUSSO IS BACK IN WITH THE SUPER KICK ON MEDOS!

Covert Jay: Sneaky like ninja!

Mister Mav: Cover on Medos!


ONE!


TWO!


THREE!


Mister Mav: John Russo has eliminated Medos.

Joshman: Two down, three to go!

Mister Mav: Russo goes to grab Felix, but Felix kicks him back to the ropes, Felix kipping up and charging…

Joshman: But Russo backdrops him to the outside!

Covert Jay: The wolf is back on the prowl!

Mister Mav: Lone Wolf clubbing Russo from behind, and he pulls him back into the ring and hits the Gillente!

Joshman: Capitalizing again!

Mister Mav: Cover!


ONE!


TWO!


Joshman: Watch out!

Mister Mav: AIR DYNAMITE back into the ring, and Lone Wolf moves out of the way and Felix connects on Russo!

Joshman: Lone Wolf lifts Felix for the BoneCruncher, finish off the champ!

Mister Mav: Felix floats off behind him, DYNAMITE IMPACT!

Joshman: What? NO!

Mister Mav: Cover!


ONE!


TWO!


THREE!

Mister Mav: Derick Felix has eliminated Lone Wolf!

Joshman: I didn’t see that coming!

Covert Jay: BOOM!

Mister Mav: Boom?

Covert Jay: That was the dynamite exploding.

Mister Mav: Great. Who do you pull for now, Josh?

Joshman: I don’t know!

Mister Mav: Felix back up, going after Russo now, and he lifts him into the Nitro Bomb!

Joshman: What is Fusion doing? Is he out of his mind?

Mister Mav: Red Fusion has recovered, he looks to have cuts all over his body from that shattered glass, and he’s climbing the chamber.

Joshman: All those blows to the head have rattled his brain.

Mister Mav: Felix with the cover on Russo.


ONE!


TWO!


Mister Mav: LEAP OF FAITH!

Covert Jay: WHAM!

Mister Mav: Red Fusion just came off the top of the chamber with the Leap of Faith, on top of Felix and Russo!

Joshman: He’s crazy!

Mister Mav: And he looks like he may have hurt himself in the exchange, Fusion holding his chest, Felix certainly took the brunt of it, with Russo starting to stir.

Covert Jay: It’s time for the kung-fu fighting!

Joshman: You need to let that go.

Mister Mav: Russo nearly up now…

Joshman: VIRUS OF LIFE!

Mister Mav: Red Fusion just laid out Russo with the Virus of Life, he’s got the cover!


ONE!!


TWO!!


THREE!!


Mister Mav: Red Fusion eliminates John Russo and we are down to two!

Joshman: Soon to be one, as Felix drops Fusion with the Haitian Legsweep!

Covert Jay: <hic>

Mister Mav: Felix headed for the turnbuckle, steadies himself on the top rope…

Joshman: FELIX RISING!

Covert Jay: <hic>

Mister Mav: Fusion rolls out of the way!

Joshman: Get up, Derick!

Covert Jay: <hic>

Mister Mav: VIRUS OF LIFE!

Joshman: Felix shoves him away!

Covert Jay: <hic>

Mister Mav: FADE 2 BLACK!

Joshman: Fusion sidesteps it!

Covert Jay: <hic>

Joshman: Oh, get some friggin’ water already.

Mister Mav: VIRUS OF LIFE!

Joshman: CONNECTS!

Mister Mav: Fusion has the cover!


ONE!


TWO!!!


THREE!!!!!!!!!!

Winner: Red Fusion – New Champion!

Joshman: Unbelievable!

Mister Mav: Red Fusion has done it! A seven year journey comes to an end, as Red Fusion will close the door on LWF as the new World Champion! Brian Chartreuse awards him the championship, and look at him clutching it to his chest, the man is in tears! Congratulations, Red Fusion!

Covert Jay: He finally popped his cherry!


Red Fusion – 17
Derick Felix – 16
John Russo – 14
Lone Wolf – 13
Medos – 12
Diablo – 7

[Lord Hastings]

Arelas versus Phoenix
Blood, Pride, Death

Mister Mav: What an amazing match we just saw for the World Title, what an amazing night that has been, and it’s not done yet!

Joshman: This is it, Mav! The final match in the history of LWF!

“No More Sorrow” hits to a tremendous pop, and Arelas emerges from backstage, carrying the Sword of Justice ™.

Covert Jay: DRAAGOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Joshman: Thankfully, that’s the last time I have to hear that.

He walks down the ramp and climbs up on the apron, and he thrusts the sword into the air and ignites the turnbuckles. Craig White is waiting in the ring as Arelas enters, and he takes the sword from Arelas and loads it into a pulley that suspends it above the ring.

Mister Mav: There are three stages to this match, three accomplishments for each competitor to complete in order to win. First, they must make their opponent bleed. Secondly, they must retrieve an object which is important to the opponent from above the ring.

Joshman: That’s Pride.

Mister Mav: Right, and Arelas has chosen his legendary sword to represent him. Finally, you must render your opponent unable to answer a ten count.

Joshman: Death.

Mister Mav: Indeed.

“Hero” hits, and the fans that are already on their feet continue the deafening cheers for Phoenix as he rises from the flames, his back to the ring with his arms extended, and a championship belt around his waist.

Mister Mav: Phoenix is wearing a title belt, I’m not sure what that could be.

Joshman: He’s not a champion! What is he doing?

Covert Jay: The Firebird is forever the People’s Champion!

Joshman: What are you on about?

Mister Mav: He’s right! Phoenix is wearing the old People’s Title, retired over six years ago, but bringing it out certainly makes a statement!

Joshman: That he’s living in the past?

Phoenix enters the ring and takes off the title, handing it to Craig White. Arelas chuckles and nods as White places the title in a pulley and suspends it above the ring.

Mister Mav: This means the item which Arelas has to retrieve is the People’s Title, now hanging next to the Sword of Justice, and it is important to remember that the three tasks must be achieved in order, or they don’t count.

Joshman: It was a brilliant idea by Robert Ooley, I can’t wait to see what he and the rest of this conglomerate group can accomplish!

Mister Mav: I think you’d know by now if they wanted to hire you.

Joshman: There is still hope!

Arelas and Phoenix stare across the ring at each other as flashbulbs go off around the arena. They come to meet in the center, exchanging last words, and Craig White signals for the bell and rolls out of the ring. The stare down continues a few more seconds, and Arelas throws the first punch. Arelas and Phoenix brawl, and Phoenix fights Arelas back into the ropes, and then whips him across the ring. Arelas bounces off the ropes and Phoenix buries his knee into his chest, and Arelas rolls over it to the mat. Arelas tries to get right up, but Phoenix grabs him from behind for a side suplex, but Arelas rolls out of it and drops into a school boy pin. Arelas slaps the ground once, twice, and Phoenix kicks out and rolls to his feet.

Joshman: What the hell was that?

Mister Mav: There are no pinfalls in this match, that ruling was made by UGWC representative Robert Ooley, but it looks as though Arelas is still looking to prove a point!

Joshman: He’s ignoring the declarations of the almighty Ooley!

Mister Mav: Arelas has never been one to blindly follow the authority of others, he blazes his own path here tonight, as he always has!

Covert Jay: It’s Dragon Rules!

Phoenix nods his head, understanding, and they lock up and grapple for position again. Phoenix wrenches Arelas into a hammerlock, but Arelas reverses it and goes for a suplex, and Phoenix floats out and lands on his feet. Arelas turns around and Phoenix swings for a clothesline, but Arelas ducks it. Arelas reaches back for a neckbreaker, but Phoenix elbows him away. Arelas staggers away, but turns around quickly and kicks Phoenix in the chest, then hits a snap suplex. Arelas goes for the cover, but Phoenix shoves him right off. Phoenix pops up and Arelas whips him off the ropes and hits a fireman’s carry, but Phoenix lands on his feet. Phoenix spins around, but Arelas pulls him into a cradle suplex, then pins with the bridge, and he stamps his foot on the ground, one, two, Phoenix kicks out.

Joshman: Stop this! STOP THIS!

Mister Mav: This is what people want to see!

Joshman: We want blood! BLOOD!!!

Arelas pulls Phoenix up and hits a front suplex, then steps over him and goes to put him into the Last Prayer, but Phoenix rolls out of it. Phoenix gets to his feet and Arelas charges, but Phoenix counters with a scoop slam. Phoenix hops onto the top rope, then extends his arms and leaps into the air for Ashes to Ashes, and he hits it! Phoenix stands up and turns Arelas over into Dust to Dust! Dust to Dust to Arelas! Arelas is caught in the Dust to Dust, and he cries out in pain, but he grabs the ropes and uses them for leverage to kick Phoenix away. Arelas pulls himself up and Phoenix charges, and Arelas bends over at the last moment and backdrops Phoenix over top rope to the outside. Arelas takes a moment to catch his breath, and he goes to a corner and begins to untie the turnbuckle covering.

Joshman: It’s about time!

Phoenix slowly starts to get up at ringside, and Arelas bounces off the ropes and charges, leaping over the ropes for a suicide splash, but Phoenix steps out of the way and Arelas crashes hard into the ground at ringside. Phoenix pulls Arelas up and whips him right into the steel steps, and the impact echoes through the arena. Phoenix rolls Arelas into the ring, then climbs in himself. Phoenix stands over Arelas and goes to pull him up, but Arelas stands into the Eternal Slam, and Phoenix floats right off it! Phoenix lands behind Arelas and shoves him off the ropes, and Phoenix goes for a superkick, but Arelas dodges it. Arelas spins and swings for a clothesline, but Phoenix ducks it, then knees Arelas in the chest. Phoenix lifts Arelas for a vertical suplex, but Arelas floats off into an inverted DDT! Arelas stands over Phoenix and signals for the Angel Wings, and he bounces off the ropes, but Phoenix is back to his feet and clotheslines Arelas down. Phoenix staggers to the ropes and steadies himself. Arelas gets to his feet, but Phoenix comes back with a spear, tackling Arelas to the mat. Phoenix pulls Arelas up and hits a knee lift, staggering Arelas into the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. Phoenix goes to punch Arelas, but the Vigilante grabs him and reverses positions with him, then tears into him with cross chops. Arelas pulls Phoenix out of the corner as though to whip him across the ring, but he pulls him back into a flapjack that drops Phoenix face first onto the exposed turnbuckle! Phoenix rolls out of the ring holding his face, and he is busted open!

Joshman: There it is! First blood is drawn!

Mister Mav: And Arelas has now completed Blood, he is eligible to retrieve the People’s Title that is above the ring, his next task in this match!

Joshman: But to do that will require a ladder, and that gives Phoenix additional opportunities to draw blood in return!

Arelas goes to ringside and he reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a ladder. Arelas starts to push the ladder into the ring, but Phoenix slides into the ring on the other side, and he charges and baseball slides the ladder back into Arelas’ face!

Joshman: Is that it? Is he busted?

Covert Jay: Do we have Dragon’s blood?

Mister Mav: No, it doesn’t, and I’m looking at the replay monitor and it appears that Arelas was able to partially block the ladder with his hands.

Covert Jay: He is agile, like a Ninja Dragon.

Phoenix sets up the ladder so that it leans on the ropes, and as Arelas is getting back up Phoenix runs up the ladder and dives with a crossbody splash, taking Arelas out! Phoenix rolls right into the barricade, slamming into it back first. He gets gingerly to his feet, rubbing his back, and he picks up the ladder which had spilled to ringside and sets it against the apron. Phoenix rolls into the ring and starts to pull the ladder in, but Arelas grabs the ladder and yanks it down, slingshotting the other end right up into Phoenix’s face! Phoenix staggers, his arms waving, and Arelas rolls into the ring and lifts him into the Eternal Slam! Phoenix rolls out, and Arelas pulls the ladder in and sets it up. He climbs the ladder to the People’s Title, and he unlatches it and pulls it down!

Joshman: He’s taken Phoenix’s pride!

Mister Mav: Arelas has completed the second of three tasks, all that is left is to put Phoenix down for a ten count!

Arelas holds up the People’s Title on top of the ladder, but Phoenix is back in the ring, and he dropkicks the ladder, tipping it over and sending Arelas crashing to the mat! Phoenix picks up the championship belt and stares at it for a moment, and as Arelas tries to get back to his feet, Phoenix spins and smashes him in the face with it! Arelas is busted!

Joshman: LET THERE BE BLOOD!

Covert Jay: Hayabusa! No!

Phoenix drops the belt over the ropes as Arelas holds his head, and Phoenix yanks him up and sets up in a piledriver position. He hesitates a moment as the crowd roars, and Phoenix hits the Fiery Downfall!

Mister Mav: Fiery Downfall! The signature maneuver of the Replica!

Joshman: Phoenix is pulling out all the stops, Mav! He was down and facing defeat, he’ll do anything to defeat Arelas!

Arelas rolls limply out of the ring, and Phoenix sets the ladder back up under the sword and starts the climb. He reaches the top and stares at the sword for a moment before unlatching it and removing it, and he drops back to the ring with the weapon in hand.

Mister Mav: And now they are even once again!

Joshman: These two men have never been even, Mav! Let’s not forget that when they met in the 2003 Lord of the Ring Tournament, it was Arelas that advanced over Phoenix! It was Arelas that repeatedly thwarted Lock and unseated him from power. It was Arelas that twice left Lockmania with the World Championship at the expense and defeat of Phoenix!

Mister Mav: You’re referring to Lockmania II in 2003, where Arelas defeated Phoenix and Alan Fernandez in a triple threat match for the World Title, and last year at Lockmania V, when Arelas defeated Phoenix in an impromptu title defense to steal the World Title.

Joshman: Steal, schmeal! The record book says Arelas defeated Phoenix for the World Title.

Covert Jay: That was the Tyrael Accord.

Mister Mav: The world according to Tyrael?

Covert Jay: No, I just thought it was important to contrast it to Honda.

Arelas climbs back into the ring, and stares at Phoenix as he holds the sword. Phoenix holds the hilt and blade with two hands, and extends it towards Arelas. Arelas nods his head and takes the sword, and he passes it through the ropes to the outside. Arelas turns back as Phoenix goes for a superkick, but Arelas sidesteps it, and he grabs Phoenix by the head and pulls him into the corner for the Redeemer! Arelas rolls out of the ring as Craig White starts to administer the ten count, and he pulls out a second ladder and pushes it into the ring along with the first. He starts to set up a table at ringside, but Phoenix rolls out of the ring to his feet, and he spins Arelas around. Arelas swings his arm as he spins, but Phoenix ducks under it. Arelas grabs Phoenix quickly by the arm, and he whips him face first into the ring post! Arelas goes back to what he was doing as White again starts the ten count.

Mister Mav: Craig White again administering a ten count to Phoenix that could end the match, but Arelas doesn’t seem particularly excited or concerned.

Joshman: That’s the respect that they have for each other, Mav. Arelas knows this isn’t going to keep Phoenix down, he is working on what will.

Covert Jay: He’s got a construction project going on. He needs a hard hat.

Arelas stacks a second table on top of the first at ringside, and he pulls out a third table and slides it into the ring. He sets up both ladders a few feet apart, and opens up the table and pushes it on top of the ladders. Arelas secures the table in place, but Phoenix is behind him, and he pulls Arelas away from the set-up and into Rise No More! Both men are down!

Covert Jay: What happens if they are both counted down?

Mister Mav: I suppose we would have a draw.

Joshman: Um, I think there would be a riot.

Phoenix stumbles back to his feet as Arelas begins to stir, and Phoenix starts to climb a ladder. Arelas gets back to his feet, and he sees Phoenix reaching the top of the ladder and steadying himself on the bridge. Arelas goes to the other ladder and climbs up the other side, as Phoenix waits for him. Arelas steadies himself on the bridge as Phoenix approaches, but Arelas catches him with a chop to the chest, staggering him back. Arelas connects with a right hand, and they exchange blows on top of the bridge, both men struggling to keep their balance after each hit. Phoenix catches Arelas with a knee, and he has him in a side headlock, but Arelas pushes him back. Phoenix gets his balance and charges back, but Arelas pivots and lifts him for the Eternal Slam, but Phoenix counters it into an arm drag!

Mister Mav: LOOK OUT!

Both men fall off the bridge, Phoenix lands chest first onto the ropes, but the added momentum of the arm drag sends Arelas flying over the ropes and crashing through the tables! Phoenix tumbles off the ropes on top of him! Craig White runs around the ring, and he starts the count!

One!

Two!

Three!

Phoenix starts to stir. Arelas is twitching.

Four!

Five!

Six!

Phoenix is to a knee as Arelas is stirring.

Seven!

Eight!

Arelas tries to get up, but isn’t able to do any more than roll over.

Nine!

Phoenix, using the ring apron, has himself to his feet.

Ten!

Winner: Phoenix

White signals for the bell as Phoenix falls back down.

Mister Mav: Both men are a bloody mess, but Craig White is confirming that Phoenix was up at ten, he has won this match!

Joshman: Incredible!

White helps Phoenix to his feet, but Phoenix pushes him away. Phoenix looks down at the stirring Arelas, and Phoenix extends his hand towards him. Arelas looks up at him, and he takes the hand, allowing Phoenix to pull him up. Phoenix embraces him, and raises his arm as the crowd is on their feet and flashbulbs are going off all over the arena.

Mister Mav: What a match! What a night we had!

Joshman: This was Lockmania!

Mister Mav: And sadly, it is our time to go! You have been a wonderful audience, it has been an incredible ten years. We’d like to wish our continuing membership the best of luck in the new Unified Global Wrestling Coalition.

Covert Jay: I’ll be there!

Joshman: WHAT?

Mister Mav: Hold on, you’re going to be there?

Covert Jay: Yeah.

Mister Mav: What do you…we weren’t-

END LWF


Phoenix – 5
Arelas – 3

[Lord Hastings]

Credits

Backstage Segments
Fusion

Havok Championship
Fusion

Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Medos

Psiko vs Triple M
Wolf

Tag Team Championship
Fusion

World Championship
Lock

Arelas vs Phoenix
Lock

[Lord Hastings]

Just moved over the final LWF event for the sake of continuity