Post by Declan Prescott on Jul 22, 2009 21:00:39 GMT -5
Appearance:
Andy Savana
Declan Prescott
Name: The GIW Tag Team Champions
Members: Declan Prescott and Andy Savana
Alignment: Tweeners
Currently Residing In: A crappy apartment
Associates: Ted, Nigga General/Gary, Beauty, The Land Lord, Bianca Rowe, The Pizza Guy
Entrance Music: The Little Things by Danny Elfman
Entrance Moves: The Little Things begins playing, before Andy Savana and Declan Prescott stumble from behind the curtains. Savana takes a moment to regain his bearings, but just wastes the opportunity by taking another swig from his bottle in paper bag. Declan assures him that they’ll get their asses kicked fast enough to make it back to the bar before closing. The pair then head down the ramp, roll into the ring and just lie on the canvas, groaning incoherently until the match starts.
Fighting Style: Uncoordinated mostly. Like for match writers, we botch and fail more moves than we actually land successfully.
Regular Moves: Punch, kick, throw whole body at opponent, headbutt, bitch slap, low blow, playing possum, playing bear, insisting we talk it out, sleeper holds, biting, scratching, clotheslines
Signature Moves: Throwing up (sometimes on opponent), attempt to do a mist with alcohol, but then realise it’s too precious to waste by spitting at someone and just drink it instead, stabbing opponent with a lit joint
Taunts: Asking the audience for money/alcohol/food/if they want to play Nigga Monopoly with us
Primary Finisher: Drink Till She Ain’t Asian – Double STO
Secondary Finisher: Moment Of Clarity – We call in two proxies (usually Mitch The Jobber and Brandon McSkinny) to finish the match for us
Personality: They’re a pair of drunken degenerates, who have an unnatural fear of Asians. Usually too incoherent to give any real insight into their personalities.
Biography: After suffering a complete mental breakdown, Declan became a bum. As Andy has always been a bum, it seemed only natural that the two would join forces. Plus they woke up one morning and had both signed a rental agreement to share an apartment, with no idea how it happened.
Andy Savana
Declan Prescott
Name: The GIW Tag Team Champions
Members: Declan Prescott and Andy Savana
Alignment: Tweeners
Currently Residing In: A crappy apartment
Associates: Ted, Nigga General/Gary, Beauty, The Land Lord, Bianca Rowe, The Pizza Guy
Entrance Music: The Little Things by Danny Elfman
Entrance Moves: The Little Things begins playing, before Andy Savana and Declan Prescott stumble from behind the curtains. Savana takes a moment to regain his bearings, but just wastes the opportunity by taking another swig from his bottle in paper bag. Declan assures him that they’ll get their asses kicked fast enough to make it back to the bar before closing. The pair then head down the ramp, roll into the ring and just lie on the canvas, groaning incoherently until the match starts.
Fighting Style: Uncoordinated mostly. Like for match writers, we botch and fail more moves than we actually land successfully.
Regular Moves: Punch, kick, throw whole body at opponent, headbutt, bitch slap, low blow, playing possum, playing bear, insisting we talk it out, sleeper holds, biting, scratching, clotheslines
Signature Moves: Throwing up (sometimes on opponent), attempt to do a mist with alcohol, but then realise it’s too precious to waste by spitting at someone and just drink it instead, stabbing opponent with a lit joint
Taunts: Asking the audience for money/alcohol/food/if they want to play Nigga Monopoly with us
Primary Finisher: Drink Till She Ain’t Asian – Double STO
Secondary Finisher: Moment Of Clarity – We call in two proxies (usually Mitch The Jobber and Brandon McSkinny) to finish the match for us
Personality: They’re a pair of drunken degenerates, who have an unnatural fear of Asians. Usually too incoherent to give any real insight into their personalities.
Biography: After suffering a complete mental breakdown, Declan became a bum. As Andy has always been a bum, it seemed only natural that the two would join forces. Plus they woke up one morning and had both signed a rental agreement to share an apartment, with no idea how it happened.