Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 11:12:26 GMT -5
The words ‘Previously Recorded’ slowly fade into a black screen before a series of still images and the sounds of ‘Bummer’ by Monster Magnet overtake the void. The images show a bustling night club full of celebrities and beautiful people and their security and entourages abound. Monster Magnet playing their heart out. What is clearly the showering of joy, adulation, and worship from the superstars for one of their own. Then Travis Roberts as cleaned up as anyone could be after the Hell In A Cell match at Horizons entering with the TWiSTeD Fight Club, GIW Hardcore, and Global Titles in hand.
The frame of an ecstatic ‘Blessed One’ beaming from behind his aviator glasses freezes as it fades to black and white. ‘Bummer’ is quickly taken over by the guitars of ‘Wonder What’s Next’ by Chevelle. The picture, in a flash, shifts to video as the drums kick in and out of nowhere a still bloodied Randy Boolzian attacks the first Unified Champion from behind.
The sounds of the party goers screams fill the gap of Monster Magnet stopping their song. Travis is on the floor getting back up as a few of his guests are trying to get between RBI and The Headliner. BoolZ struggles to continue his assault pushing and shoving any and everyone in his way. The club quickly begins to empty as Roberts now on his feet tackles the Red Bull Icon, and both men fall closer to the stage.
And quick tussle on the floor and Roberts is back to his feet stomping on BoolZ as Monster Magnet is seen rooting on their favorite wrestler. Out of desperation BoolZ reaches up with a hard right hand into The Blessed Ones jewels, scrambles to his feet, and confronts the lead guitarist who is now in his face. BoolZ snatches the guitar from him, and breaks Ed Mundell’s ax over the Headliners skull.
The rest of Monster Magnet now jump down from the stage and join the battle. BoolZ struggles free, turns to retreat, and is leveled by a vicious my Marek Daisuke. War joined by, his tag team partner and other half of the Tag Team Champions, Ezekiel Pax drag BoolZ out of the now empty club as he fights to get free while holding on to the neck of the guitar.
Roberts stands back up as Monster Magnet stand between him and the assailant. Chevelle’s music stops long enough to have recorded audio join the pre-recorded scene.
BoolZ: This aint over Roberts! This’ll never be over, but until we can officially start round two, enjoy your party!
War and Peace shove Randy from the building before looking back at the once packed house to see only Travis Roberts, Ed Mundell, Jim Baglino, Bob Pantella, and Dave Wyndorf. The video ends holding on to the still framed TWiSTeD Icon clutching his reopened head wound surrounded by the silenced Monster Magnet. Then ‘Bummer’ slowly creeks back into ear shot.
The Global Impact Wrestling logo sizzles onto the screen as ‘Faith of the Heart’ by Russell Watson plays until the logo flashes to the shots of War and Peace drop kicking American Muscle at Horizons, Marek running up a ladder to deliver a Shinning Wizard to Dredd, and then War and Peace holding up the brand new GIW Tag Team Championship title belts.
The Music continues to play as we see Raenius bouncing off the ropes into a Full Frontal on Xavier Bryan, then Raenius crumbling in the corner after a missed Full Frontal before Xavier standing in the ring with his hand raised.
The next shot is of Boss P standing on the stage with McZygmunt Cubed behind him, the Rise of Brutality from DJS to Sean Cyanide on the ring post, Solomon crying in the kitchen, then DJS Standing in front of a conceding Boss P.
Donovan Hastings dragging the cardboard ‘Declara’ to the ring, the cage being lowered locking in Owen Peterson, and then Calypso pulling out Owen from the cage to the floor.
Gabby stands on the entrance ramp with the Women’s Title held high in the air. Chassie Fear hitting a spear. Chassie Fear missing the ‘Fearless’. The 34DD DDT, and then holds on Gabrielle with the title.
Declan Prescott entering the arena as golden sparks shower from the entrance ramp. Brandon Brown showing a taco eating Big B Brown to the ring. Nic Cage screams at Cara Prescott. Will Smith hitting Cage in the junk. Travis Roberts kicking Boss P. Declan with a ‘White Out’ on Brandon. Brown with a Brainbuster to Prescott. Superkick to Cage from Brown. ‘Significant Impact’ to Brown. Prescott holding his hands in the air.
Then the images of BoolZ marching to the ring. Roberts being lowered to the cell. Kiseragi entering with a dragon. BoolZ pummeling Roberts with a crowbar. Kiseragi drop kicking a ladder into BoolZ. Roberts hitting BoolZ with a sledgehammer in the face. Roberts taking a ‘Dragon Tail’ from Alex. All three men on top of the cell. BoolZ Discumboolzalating Kiseragi on the top. Yari Kick from Kis-Kis sending BoolZ off the cell and crashing to the entrance ramp. Kiseragi kicking through the ceiling of the cell, and plummeting to the ladder in the ring.
And finally as the song ends the last image is of a welling up Travis Roberts holding the Hardcore, TFC, and GHC titles in the ring.
The cameras cut into a live view of a jam packed GIW Arena. The fans are going ballistic as the break is finally over and the music and fireworks reawaken the blood thirst in their hearts.
Hanson: Damn right bitches! We’re back!
Vinegar: You know, I hate to say it, but I think I kind of missed you Daniel.
Hanson: Yeah well, I think I missed yo momma’s good eye so that bitch got at least another week of looking forward to mah visits! ‘Sides enough of this lame ass recap bullshit! These fans want action! Let’s send it to Dennis.
Vinegar: Wait, I’m getting word of something going on in the back. Folks hold on.
The camera cuts from ringside to a shot of an overcrowded dressing room. The naked rear end of a very tanned female guest stands out as she runs into the bathroom in stark contrast to the flood of security guards and Professor Bling keeping a near naked BoolZ and Travis Roberts apart. Both men bleeding from the face, and shouting across the sea of hired hands at each other.
Roberts: You yourself said this wasn’t over, what a foolish mistake you have made Randy. You didn’t step up to the plate when it mattered, and now you’re throwing a tantrum...well you have ‘The Headliners’ full attention...
BoolZ: Yeah, yeah! Do what you will Roberts, but you had better watch your back!
The camera cuts out as Bling puts his hand over the lens and barks orders to his crew.
Vinegar: Well, I guess the break really is over.
Hanson: And not a minute too soon. I was running out of excuses to ditch yo momma with.
Vinegar: Folks welcome back to GIW!
The frame of an ecstatic ‘Blessed One’ beaming from behind his aviator glasses freezes as it fades to black and white. ‘Bummer’ is quickly taken over by the guitars of ‘Wonder What’s Next’ by Chevelle. The picture, in a flash, shifts to video as the drums kick in and out of nowhere a still bloodied Randy Boolzian attacks the first Unified Champion from behind.
The sounds of the party goers screams fill the gap of Monster Magnet stopping their song. Travis is on the floor getting back up as a few of his guests are trying to get between RBI and The Headliner. BoolZ struggles to continue his assault pushing and shoving any and everyone in his way. The club quickly begins to empty as Roberts now on his feet tackles the Red Bull Icon, and both men fall closer to the stage.
And quick tussle on the floor and Roberts is back to his feet stomping on BoolZ as Monster Magnet is seen rooting on their favorite wrestler. Out of desperation BoolZ reaches up with a hard right hand into The Blessed Ones jewels, scrambles to his feet, and confronts the lead guitarist who is now in his face. BoolZ snatches the guitar from him, and breaks Ed Mundell’s ax over the Headliners skull.
The rest of Monster Magnet now jump down from the stage and join the battle. BoolZ struggles free, turns to retreat, and is leveled by a vicious my Marek Daisuke. War joined by, his tag team partner and other half of the Tag Team Champions, Ezekiel Pax drag BoolZ out of the now empty club as he fights to get free while holding on to the neck of the guitar.
Roberts stands back up as Monster Magnet stand between him and the assailant. Chevelle’s music stops long enough to have recorded audio join the pre-recorded scene.
BoolZ: This aint over Roberts! This’ll never be over, but until we can officially start round two, enjoy your party!
War and Peace shove Randy from the building before looking back at the once packed house to see only Travis Roberts, Ed Mundell, Jim Baglino, Bob Pantella, and Dave Wyndorf. The video ends holding on to the still framed TWiSTeD Icon clutching his reopened head wound surrounded by the silenced Monster Magnet. Then ‘Bummer’ slowly creeks back into ear shot.
The only one I see causing major pain
Is just you
It's just you
If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay
Then baby I'm your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry...crry...cry... when they don't greet the day with God
I know life's a bummer baby
But that's got precious little to do with meee!!!
Is just you
It's just you
If you wanna spank your demons and make 'em pay
Then baby I'm your man of the hour
Some people go to bed with Lucifer
Then they cry...crry...cry... when they don't greet the day with God
I know life's a bummer baby
But that's got precious little to do with meee!!!
The Global Impact Wrestling logo sizzles onto the screen as ‘Faith of the Heart’ by Russell Watson plays until the logo flashes to the shots of War and Peace drop kicking American Muscle at Horizons, Marek running up a ladder to deliver a Shinning Wizard to Dredd, and then War and Peace holding up the brand new GIW Tag Team Championship title belts.
The Music continues to play as we see Raenius bouncing off the ropes into a Full Frontal on Xavier Bryan, then Raenius crumbling in the corner after a missed Full Frontal before Xavier standing in the ring with his hand raised.
The next shot is of Boss P standing on the stage with McZygmunt Cubed behind him, the Rise of Brutality from DJS to Sean Cyanide on the ring post, Solomon crying in the kitchen, then DJS Standing in front of a conceding Boss P.
Donovan Hastings dragging the cardboard ‘Declara’ to the ring, the cage being lowered locking in Owen Peterson, and then Calypso pulling out Owen from the cage to the floor.
Gabby stands on the entrance ramp with the Women’s Title held high in the air. Chassie Fear hitting a spear. Chassie Fear missing the ‘Fearless’. The 34DD DDT, and then holds on Gabrielle with the title.
Declan Prescott entering the arena as golden sparks shower from the entrance ramp. Brandon Brown showing a taco eating Big B Brown to the ring. Nic Cage screams at Cara Prescott. Will Smith hitting Cage in the junk. Travis Roberts kicking Boss P. Declan with a ‘White Out’ on Brandon. Brown with a Brainbuster to Prescott. Superkick to Cage from Brown. ‘Significant Impact’ to Brown. Prescott holding his hands in the air.
Then the images of BoolZ marching to the ring. Roberts being lowered to the cell. Kiseragi entering with a dragon. BoolZ pummeling Roberts with a crowbar. Kiseragi drop kicking a ladder into BoolZ. Roberts hitting BoolZ with a sledgehammer in the face. Roberts taking a ‘Dragon Tail’ from Alex. All three men on top of the cell. BoolZ Discumboolzalating Kiseragi on the top. Yari Kick from Kis-Kis sending BoolZ off the cell and crashing to the entrance ramp. Kiseragi kicking through the ceiling of the cell, and plummeting to the ladder in the ring.
And finally as the song ends the last image is of a welling up Travis Roberts holding the Hardcore, TFC, and GHC titles in the ring.
The cameras cut into a live view of a jam packed GIW Arena. The fans are going ballistic as the break is finally over and the music and fireworks reawaken the blood thirst in their hearts.
Hanson: Damn right bitches! We’re back!
Vinegar: You know, I hate to say it, but I think I kind of missed you Daniel.
Hanson: Yeah well, I think I missed yo momma’s good eye so that bitch got at least another week of looking forward to mah visits! ‘Sides enough of this lame ass recap bullshit! These fans want action! Let’s send it to Dennis.
Vinegar: Wait, I’m getting word of something going on in the back. Folks hold on.
The camera cuts from ringside to a shot of an overcrowded dressing room. The naked rear end of a very tanned female guest stands out as she runs into the bathroom in stark contrast to the flood of security guards and Professor Bling keeping a near naked BoolZ and Travis Roberts apart. Both men bleeding from the face, and shouting across the sea of hired hands at each other.
Roberts: You yourself said this wasn’t over, what a foolish mistake you have made Randy. You didn’t step up to the plate when it mattered, and now you’re throwing a tantrum...well you have ‘The Headliners’ full attention...
BoolZ: Yeah, yeah! Do what you will Roberts, but you had better watch your back!
The camera cuts out as Bling puts his hand over the lens and barks orders to his crew.
Vinegar: Well, I guess the break really is over.
Hanson: And not a minute too soon. I was running out of excuses to ditch yo momma with.
Vinegar: Folks welcome back to GIW!