Post by >V< on Jul 30, 2009 15:17:08 GMT -5
KvK
Pic base: Phil Anselmo, legendary metal frontman from Pantera, Down, and Superjoint Ritual.
Appearance: KvK has never been one to let his income bracket be apparent from a look at his attire. Rather, he normally chooses to dress in a manner that critics might describe as not unlike that of a fifteen year old. Cargo shorts, sneakers, white ankle socks, and t-shirts are his normal "street attire." His impressive collection of t-shirts consists of mostly those of heavy metal bands, although he increasingly chooses to represent his local sports teams as well. For battle, he keeps it simple with solid-color baggy pants (picture Sabu's ring attire, without the high gloss sheen, and you're pretty much there,) tucked into black boots with white shin guards. Due to his elbow injury suffered at the hands of former cohort Mickey Dragon, he wears an almost ridiculously large and complicated-looking brace on his left elbow, consisting of white padding and tape with a black metal frame that extends well up onto his bicep and down onto his forearm. A black elbow pad on his right elbow, and black or white athletic tape on the wrists and hands complete the modest outfit. He normally wears some kind of t-shirt for his ring entrance, which he strips off and kicks into the crowd before the match starts. I’ll customize the entrance each time, so it’s always a different t-shirt to keep things interesting. I’ll have to send the customized entrance to match writers each time.
Name: "The Nailer" KvK
Other Nicknames: Your Mom’s Favorite Wrestler, The Teutonic Terror, Your Heroically Heroic Hero of Heroically Heroic Heroisms, The Exterminator, El Phantasmo, 238 Pounds Of Ass Kickings & Pussy Lickings, The Dreamsmasher, The Crushing Reality.
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 238 pounds
Age: Thirty-ish
Alignment: Face-ish. He’s definitely not the “shake babies and kiss hands” kind of guy, but the fans just can’t seem to hate him, no matter what he does. He's got this anti-hero kind of thing going on, your mom said she loves it!
Hometown: Some town in Germany. He forgets which one, since he hasn't been there since he was a kid.
Currently Residing In: Orlando, FL
Associates:
His personal "family" known as Retox; wife Nicole, protege Nathan Korpi, & hired goon Herr Zimmermann.
Group Therapy; CaRNiVaL, Malise, & Exile.
Other associates; Raenius, Jezebel Saint, Salem, & reluctantly, Jet Somers.
Entrance Music: "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by the one and only Metallica.
Entrance: The intro to Metallica’s "For Whom The Bell Tolls" Hits. The gloomy tolling of a large bell fills the darkened arena with an ominous feeling, a premonition of the insanity to come. The guitars and drums finally kick in, and KvK emerges from behind the curtain. He lights up a cigarette, tossing the Bic lighter into the crowd.
He is joined on the stage by his ever-lovely wife, Nicole. She momentarily poses with her husband, then begins to make her way slowly down the entrance ramp towards the ring. KvK follows, obviously enjoying the view, and dusts errant cigarette ash from the shoulder of his ***T-SHIRT DESCRIPTION GOES HERE***
KvK climbs onto the ring apron, rolling underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. He drops his still-lit cigarette down the open top of the ring post and strips off his t-shirt. He balls it up and does a rugby-style kick, sending it into the crowd. The song fades out as everyone prepares themselves for the chaos to come.
Fighting Style: Hardcore/technical/high-flyer.
Regular Moves:
-Shooting star press
-Endless German suplex variations
-450° splash
-The DreamSmasher; KvK utilizes his ultraviolent weapon of choice, a standard broom with six florescent light tubes duct taped around the handle, the whole thing wrapped up in barbed wire, to bludgeon his opponent with indiscriminate brutality. This of course is only done in high-profile hardcore matches.
-Powerbomb variations
-Dropkick variations (to include the kind done with a backflip, missile dropkick, etc.)
-The Stage Dive; a running front flip senton from the ring apron to a standing opponent on the arena floor
-DDT variations
-The Boring Elbow; an homage to Masato Tanaka's "Roaring Elbow," it's a 360° spin whilst standing, right into an elbow strike to a standing opponent's face, jaw, chin, or throat. The fact that this move takes full advantage of his possibly unnecessary elbow brace is something that the commentators might discuss at great lengths.
-Teutonic Elbow; if you've ever seen "Brother Ray" of "Team 3-D" deliver his homage to Dusty Rhodes' "Bionic Elbow," then I shouldn't have to explain this one to you. If not, here goes; after a combination of strikes to the head and body that leaves his opponent staggering, barely on his feet, KvK does a little shimmy, some fancy-ass hand jive kinda deal, scratches his balls, and then slams his elbow into the opponent's forehead in a downward strike. Again, the fact that this comedic-looking yet possibly dastardly move takes advantage of KvK's questionably huge elbow brace and thus often results in the opponent being bloodied, is something that your babyface commentator might make a fuss about.
Signature Moves:
B. I. T. C. H. (Buried In The Clown's House.) A tigerbomb off the top rope, often through a table, or onto some other implement of pain, which has been set up in the ring. KvK uses this move as an homage to his friend CaRNiVaL the Clown, and usually only to cause serious pain to a very hated opponent.
The Full Frontal; A particularly vicious spear, more commonly known as the Gore. KvK uses this move both in tribute and as an insult to his drinking buddy Raenius. Also, not very often.
Hammer of Justice Crushes You; This one's pretty simple, as KvK uses his trusty claw hammer to hit some bitch in the spine or kneecap or taint.
Hammer Smashed Face; This, of course, is the name used when KvK uses his claw hammer to hit someone in the face. Sometimes he throws it. Got pretty good aim with that thing, like an Apache with a tomahawk. He musta took lessons or something.
Death Dropping Terror; A Macho Man Randy Savage style elbow drop off the top rope. Again, this takes full advantage of KvK's ridiculous, huge elbow brace, which naysayers would say provides him with an unfair advantage since it's basically a weapon.
Taunts: Does scratching your balls count as a taunt? He does that a lot. He does the metal horns handsign thing a lot, of course. Not the gay one with the thumb out that means "I love you" in sign language, either. He does a lot of crap with his claw hammer, too, holding it up for the crowd to see, swinging it around like he's gonna hit someone with it, acting like he's lining up a throw. Shit like that, and of course giving people the finger.
Primary Finisher:
The Teutonic Facebuster; In it's most basic form, it's a guillotine legdrop. KvK enjoys hitting this move from all over the ring, be it a springboard from inside the ring to the floor outside, or from the ring apron into the ring, or off the top rope to wherever. Also, match rules permitting, he likes to use it to drive a chair, steel stop sign, or other object into the face or skull region of his downed opponent. Or of course, to drive his opponent through a table that said opponent has been laid prone upon. Of course, the ultimate would be a sick combination of all of the above. We'll save that for a big PPV match, though.
Secondary Finisher:
The Lullaby; A fireman's carry, spun out into a stunner. Marc Mero called this move the TKO. XPW and CZW star and deathmatch specialist The Messiah calls it the GodSmack. KvK simply remarks "have a nice nap, cocksucker!"
Personality: You probably think that KvK is a son of a bitch. Conversely, you like the guy. You have no idea why, but you really like him. You dig his laid-back attitude and "who gives a fuck, somebody get me a beer" mentality. He's a godless heathen, a womanizer, and a notorious drunk, but still you want to hang out with him. It's okay, you know. He wants you to hang out with him too, as long as you have a sweet rack. What’s that? You say you’re a dude? Well, fine….but you’re picking up the bar tab.
Biography: Born into privilege as the son of wealthy German industrialists, Klaus vonKnorre wanted for nothing. When his parents died in a horrific accident on Germany's notorious Autobahn, 6-year old Klaus was sent to live with an aunt, who had emigrated to the United States, settling in Orlando, Florida. Having lived in the States for so long, KvK is quite Americanized, and lives a life of decadence and debauchery along with his wife Nicole, who helps him enjoy his inherited fortune, as well as many other members of his personal "family" known as Retox. KvK is well-known in the world of wrestling, and is normally well-liked in spite of his selfish, irrational, and occasionally violent anti-social behavior.
Pic base: Phil Anselmo, legendary metal frontman from Pantera, Down, and Superjoint Ritual.
Appearance: KvK has never been one to let his income bracket be apparent from a look at his attire. Rather, he normally chooses to dress in a manner that critics might describe as not unlike that of a fifteen year old. Cargo shorts, sneakers, white ankle socks, and t-shirts are his normal "street attire." His impressive collection of t-shirts consists of mostly those of heavy metal bands, although he increasingly chooses to represent his local sports teams as well. For battle, he keeps it simple with solid-color baggy pants (picture Sabu's ring attire, without the high gloss sheen, and you're pretty much there,) tucked into black boots with white shin guards. Due to his elbow injury suffered at the hands of former cohort Mickey Dragon, he wears an almost ridiculously large and complicated-looking brace on his left elbow, consisting of white padding and tape with a black metal frame that extends well up onto his bicep and down onto his forearm. A black elbow pad on his right elbow, and black or white athletic tape on the wrists and hands complete the modest outfit. He normally wears some kind of t-shirt for his ring entrance, which he strips off and kicks into the crowd before the match starts. I’ll customize the entrance each time, so it’s always a different t-shirt to keep things interesting. I’ll have to send the customized entrance to match writers each time.
Name: "The Nailer" KvK
Other Nicknames: Your Mom’s Favorite Wrestler, The Teutonic Terror, Your Heroically Heroic Hero of Heroically Heroic Heroisms, The Exterminator, El Phantasmo, 238 Pounds Of Ass Kickings & Pussy Lickings, The Dreamsmasher, The Crushing Reality.
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 238 pounds
Age: Thirty-ish
Alignment: Face-ish. He’s definitely not the “shake babies and kiss hands” kind of guy, but the fans just can’t seem to hate him, no matter what he does. He's got this anti-hero kind of thing going on, your mom said she loves it!
Hometown: Some town in Germany. He forgets which one, since he hasn't been there since he was a kid.
Currently Residing In: Orlando, FL
Associates:
His personal "family" known as Retox; wife Nicole, protege Nathan Korpi, & hired goon Herr Zimmermann.
Group Therapy; CaRNiVaL, Malise, & Exile.
Other associates; Raenius, Jezebel Saint, Salem, & reluctantly, Jet Somers.
Entrance Music: "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by the one and only Metallica.
Entrance: The intro to Metallica’s "For Whom The Bell Tolls" Hits. The gloomy tolling of a large bell fills the darkened arena with an ominous feeling, a premonition of the insanity to come. The guitars and drums finally kick in, and KvK emerges from behind the curtain. He lights up a cigarette, tossing the Bic lighter into the crowd.
He is joined on the stage by his ever-lovely wife, Nicole. She momentarily poses with her husband, then begins to make her way slowly down the entrance ramp towards the ring. KvK follows, obviously enjoying the view, and dusts errant cigarette ash from the shoulder of his ***T-SHIRT DESCRIPTION GOES HERE***
KvK climbs onto the ring apron, rolling underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. He drops his still-lit cigarette down the open top of the ring post and strips off his t-shirt. He balls it up and does a rugby-style kick, sending it into the crowd. The song fades out as everyone prepares themselves for the chaos to come.
Fighting Style: Hardcore/technical/high-flyer.
Regular Moves:
-Shooting star press
-Endless German suplex variations
-450° splash
-The DreamSmasher; KvK utilizes his ultraviolent weapon of choice, a standard broom with six florescent light tubes duct taped around the handle, the whole thing wrapped up in barbed wire, to bludgeon his opponent with indiscriminate brutality. This of course is only done in high-profile hardcore matches.
-Powerbomb variations
-Dropkick variations (to include the kind done with a backflip, missile dropkick, etc.)
-The Stage Dive; a running front flip senton from the ring apron to a standing opponent on the arena floor
-DDT variations
-The Boring Elbow; an homage to Masato Tanaka's "Roaring Elbow," it's a 360° spin whilst standing, right into an elbow strike to a standing opponent's face, jaw, chin, or throat. The fact that this move takes full advantage of his possibly unnecessary elbow brace is something that the commentators might discuss at great lengths.
-Teutonic Elbow; if you've ever seen "Brother Ray" of "Team 3-D" deliver his homage to Dusty Rhodes' "Bionic Elbow," then I shouldn't have to explain this one to you. If not, here goes; after a combination of strikes to the head and body that leaves his opponent staggering, barely on his feet, KvK does a little shimmy, some fancy-ass hand jive kinda deal, scratches his balls, and then slams his elbow into the opponent's forehead in a downward strike. Again, the fact that this comedic-looking yet possibly dastardly move takes advantage of KvK's questionably huge elbow brace and thus often results in the opponent being bloodied, is something that your babyface commentator might make a fuss about.
Signature Moves:
B. I. T. C. H. (Buried In The Clown's House.) A tigerbomb off the top rope, often through a table, or onto some other implement of pain, which has been set up in the ring. KvK uses this move as an homage to his friend CaRNiVaL the Clown, and usually only to cause serious pain to a very hated opponent.
The Full Frontal; A particularly vicious spear, more commonly known as the Gore. KvK uses this move both in tribute and as an insult to his drinking buddy Raenius. Also, not very often.
Hammer of Justice Crushes You; This one's pretty simple, as KvK uses his trusty claw hammer to hit some bitch in the spine or kneecap or taint.
Hammer Smashed Face; This, of course, is the name used when KvK uses his claw hammer to hit someone in the face. Sometimes he throws it. Got pretty good aim with that thing, like an Apache with a tomahawk. He musta took lessons or something.
Death Dropping Terror; A Macho Man Randy Savage style elbow drop off the top rope. Again, this takes full advantage of KvK's ridiculous, huge elbow brace, which naysayers would say provides him with an unfair advantage since it's basically a weapon.
Taunts: Does scratching your balls count as a taunt? He does that a lot. He does the metal horns handsign thing a lot, of course. Not the gay one with the thumb out that means "I love you" in sign language, either. He does a lot of crap with his claw hammer, too, holding it up for the crowd to see, swinging it around like he's gonna hit someone with it, acting like he's lining up a throw. Shit like that, and of course giving people the finger.
Primary Finisher:
The Teutonic Facebuster; In it's most basic form, it's a guillotine legdrop. KvK enjoys hitting this move from all over the ring, be it a springboard from inside the ring to the floor outside, or from the ring apron into the ring, or off the top rope to wherever. Also, match rules permitting, he likes to use it to drive a chair, steel stop sign, or other object into the face or skull region of his downed opponent. Or of course, to drive his opponent through a table that said opponent has been laid prone upon. Of course, the ultimate would be a sick combination of all of the above. We'll save that for a big PPV match, though.
Secondary Finisher:
The Lullaby; A fireman's carry, spun out into a stunner. Marc Mero called this move the TKO. XPW and CZW star and deathmatch specialist The Messiah calls it the GodSmack. KvK simply remarks "have a nice nap, cocksucker!"
Personality: You probably think that KvK is a son of a bitch. Conversely, you like the guy. You have no idea why, but you really like him. You dig his laid-back attitude and "who gives a fuck, somebody get me a beer" mentality. He's a godless heathen, a womanizer, and a notorious drunk, but still you want to hang out with him. It's okay, you know. He wants you to hang out with him too, as long as you have a sweet rack. What’s that? You say you’re a dude? Well, fine….but you’re picking up the bar tab.
Biography: Born into privilege as the son of wealthy German industrialists, Klaus vonKnorre wanted for nothing. When his parents died in a horrific accident on Germany's notorious Autobahn, 6-year old Klaus was sent to live with an aunt, who had emigrated to the United States, settling in Orlando, Florida. Having lived in the States for so long, KvK is quite Americanized, and lives a life of decadence and debauchery along with his wife Nicole, who helps him enjoy his inherited fortune, as well as many other members of his personal "family" known as Retox. KvK is well-known in the world of wrestling, and is normally well-liked in spite of his selfish, irrational, and occasionally violent anti-social behavior.
