Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Mar 24, 2010 7:01:36 GMT -5
*We start off in a room in the back of the new UGWC room, wherein we find JK, Jasmine, Paul, and Ethan sitting near computers, which are all occupied by technicians. A man in a UGWC workers shirt stands infront of them*
Worker: Alright guys, welcome to the UGWC....
JK: It's still the GIW to me mate.
*The worker looks at JK*
Worker: GIW got bought out, it's the UGWC now.
JK: It will always be the GIW to me, I mean I was never fired from GIW, I never left GIW, therefore I still regard this place as GIW.
*The worker doesn't want to argue JK's logic*
Worker: Whatever, but Whatever you want to call it, we need to ask you a few questions for the UGWC....
*JK raises a finger*
Worker: or GIW...
*JK lowers his finger and nods*
Worker: Fans and wrestlers who may not know you. First off, I'll need title reigns.
JK: my exploits can be found on this website ewrestling.wikia.com/wiki/JK
Paul: Mine's pretty much the same titles, just with a 1x XWA cannon championship, and less of the TWA singles titles....and for not as long....
Jasmine: I only had the one match, so none.
Ethan: One time TWA mega champion.
*The computer geeks type up their responses*
Worker: Your goals?
JK: Be recognised as a serious competitor.
Paul: Make it with a slamming hot chick.
Jasmine: Get back into the ring.
Ethan: Get more in ring work with UGWC
*Once again, the computer nerds type away*
Worker: Happiest moment in your careers?
JK: Tie between becoming the first TWA Hall of Famer, marrying Jasmine, and having my Daughter Nikki.
Paul: That time in XWA when that chick came out without her top on.
*JK turns to Paul*
JK: Dude, that was a Trannie...
*Paul looks shocked*
Paul: oh shit......OH SHIT.....DON'T PUT THAT IN!
Techie: Too late.
Paul: FUCK!!!!!!
Jasmine: Paul, swearing won't change anything. Mine would be marrying Jordan, and giving birth to Nikki.
*Ethan can't talk, he is laughing too hard at Paul's reaction. The worker gives him a miss*
Worker: And finally, what is the one thing you have to say to your competitors and fellow workers?
JK: I'm coming, and I will become world champion
Paul: That was not A tranny I drooled over......
*JK mumbles loud enough for it to be audiable*
JK:.....yes it was.
Paul: Shut the fuck up JK!
*Paul punches him in the arm*
JK: Hey! fuck you!
*JK punches him back*
Worker *to Jasmine*: Are they always like this?
Jasmine: Not always, JK just retaliates, and Paul gets overly defensive about things like that. I want to say that I look forward to competing sometime soon.
Ethan: Same.....you know.....that or reffing a few matches.
*And with that, we leave the promo*
Worker: Alright guys, welcome to the UGWC....
JK: It's still the GIW to me mate.
*The worker looks at JK*
Worker: GIW got bought out, it's the UGWC now.
JK: It will always be the GIW to me, I mean I was never fired from GIW, I never left GIW, therefore I still regard this place as GIW.
*The worker doesn't want to argue JK's logic*
Worker: Whatever, but Whatever you want to call it, we need to ask you a few questions for the UGWC....
*JK raises a finger*
Worker: or GIW...
*JK lowers his finger and nods*
Worker: Fans and wrestlers who may not know you. First off, I'll need title reigns.
JK: my exploits can be found on this website ewrestling.wikia.com/wiki/JK
Paul: Mine's pretty much the same titles, just with a 1x XWA cannon championship, and less of the TWA singles titles....and for not as long....
Jasmine: I only had the one match, so none.
Ethan: One time TWA mega champion.
*The computer geeks type up their responses*
Worker: Your goals?
JK: Be recognised as a serious competitor.
Paul: Make it with a slamming hot chick.
Jasmine: Get back into the ring.
Ethan: Get more in ring work with UGWC
*Once again, the computer nerds type away*
Worker: Happiest moment in your careers?
JK: Tie between becoming the first TWA Hall of Famer, marrying Jasmine, and having my Daughter Nikki.
Paul: That time in XWA when that chick came out without her top on.
*JK turns to Paul*
JK: Dude, that was a Trannie...
*Paul looks shocked*
Paul: oh shit......OH SHIT.....DON'T PUT THAT IN!
Techie: Too late.
Paul: FUCK!!!!!!
Jasmine: Paul, swearing won't change anything. Mine would be marrying Jordan, and giving birth to Nikki.
*Ethan can't talk, he is laughing too hard at Paul's reaction. The worker gives him a miss*
Worker: And finally, what is the one thing you have to say to your competitors and fellow workers?
JK: I'm coming, and I will become world champion
Paul: That was not A tranny I drooled over......
*JK mumbles loud enough for it to be audiable*
JK:.....yes it was.
Paul: Shut the fuck up JK!
*Paul punches him in the arm*
JK: Hey! fuck you!
*JK punches him back*
Worker *to Jasmine*: Are they always like this?
Jasmine: Not always, JK just retaliates, and Paul gets overly defensive about things like that. I want to say that I look forward to competing sometime soon.
Ethan: Same.....you know.....that or reffing a few matches.
*And with that, we leave the promo*