*In an attempt to do the least amount of work as possible, Savana has been contained to a small room with nothing but a diary*
Dear Who Cares,
I, Andy Savana, would like to return to the GIW (UGWC?) in an attempt to redeem the legend that I am.
Though it may be unlikely that you believe I will show up let the fact stand that I will spend all my weeks simply sitting in a room writing these diary entries to be used for promotion of whatever match you wish to put me in.
As for a few thoughts,
I don't think we should call it the "Purse System", maybe the "Satchel System".
If possible I'd prefer to be placed against people who on their last chance for no-showing.
If you'll want any public showings done you're going to have to adhere to my previous thoughts.