Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 11:59:33 GMT -5
In the bowels of the arena, Ezekiel Pax is on the phone to his mentor, Xavier Bryan. As he walks, talking, he wonders into a part of the arena he is unfamiliar with… a part that the Covenant have claimed as their own. Mickey Dragon and Raenius have set up a makeshift table and chairs out of the gear boxes used by the ring staff, and are involved in an obviously inebriated game of cards.
Dragon: Go fish.
Raenius: This is poker, you bag of cuntslop.
Dragon: Go fish. Then go fuck yourself.
Ezekiel: I gotta let you go, dude.
Ezekiel clicks the phone shut.
Ezekiel: Look who the dog puked up. How you bitches doin’? Still a little banged up from our match?
Dragon shoots an evil look in the direction of Pax, but Raenius simply stares at the hand before him, tapping his fingers on his leg.
Ezekiel: Mind if I sit down, ladies?
Ezekiel doesn't wait for a response and takes a seat across from Mickey. He points at the side of Raenius' face, which is still slightly bruised from the 'GOAL' kick into the stairs.
Ezekiel: Looks like you got some battle wounds there, Rainy. Didn't mean to hurt your sensitive skin.
Mickey is chomping at the bit, but Raenius motions, by raising his hand, for him to stay put and do nothing.
Ezekiel: Keep that dog of yours on a leash. Can't be forfeiting the tag titles due to rabies. How does it feel knowing that you lost to a teenager?
A slow, sickly smile grows upon Raenius face as Dragon continues to grind his teeth.
Ezekiel: Got a smile out ya. Were you smiling when Kathryn left your life for the second time?
The smile on the Resident Evil’s face continues to grow.
Ezekiel: Having fun, are we? Speaking of the word 'fun', how was Kiri's funeral? Was that fun?
Setting his cards facedown, Raenius looks up towards Pax, his smile melting away. Though his eyes still have glitter in amusement.
Ezekiel: Must have been fun, right? Having one so close to you raped. …Then Murdered. Wish I could've been there. Was your daughter there?
With that, Dragon kicks his chair from underneath him, rising quickly. Pax does the same to square up to him, but Raenius simply casts his hand up once more, then lowering it in a motion that tells Mickey to sit back down. He does so with vehemence in his eyes, and Raenius turns to the now standing Pax, slowly.
Then he smiles again.
Ezekiel: Like I said, bitch, keep your dog on a leash. Now… I bet that your daughter wasn't there. You wouldn't want your precious daughter around all that evil. Just by being your daughter she is bound to grow up and become some evil being like her piece of shit father. Or become a vanishing hooker like her mom.
Raenius: You know…
Finally replying, Raenius reaches into his coat.
Raenius: I had meant to come find you a bit before now. But… y’know… got drunk and forgot. Started playing pokerfish with my friend Mickey. …But I have a present for you. Just because I love you so much.
The Resident Evil reaches out a plain white envelope to Pax, who hesitates before taking it.
Raenius: See, Ezekiel, I’m going to help you. I’m going to make you a better person. Whether you want me to or not.
He opens the envelope slowly, as if he were expecting it to explode.
Raenius: Just like I did for Xavier. Though he didn’t appreciate it. Didn’t learn anything. You, though… I’m certain that you will.
Ezekiel unfolds the contents of the envelope. A plane ticket and a piece of paper with an address on it. Confused, he looks at Raenius.
Raenius: That’s the address of an old friend of yours, Ezekiel. I think you’ll benefit greatly as a human being by going to visit him. Although… I do declare to have a smidge of doubt that he’ll be grateful to see you…
Ezekiel: What are you talking about, you fucking lunatic?
Raenius, again, with the smile.
Raenius: Simon. Ketch.
Ezekiel: What the hell is this?
Raenius: It is what it is. It’s a plane ticket, and the address to where he currently resides. If I were you I’d go and see him. If only for the… closure of it.
Confused, Ezekiel turns and heads the opposite direction continues to Raenius smiles. He sets his cards face-up on the table in front of Dragon. Five joker cards.
Raenius: Snap…
Raenius laughs as the camera cuts away to ringside.
Hanson: Sigh
Vinegar: Something wrong Dan?
Hanson: You know normally this the part of the show where I pump the fans up and welcome them to another edition of Sentinel……but who are we kidding? No Gabrielle, Travis Roberts on referee duty, still no Prescott’s, a main event involving living proof why we should all practice safe sex AND that ninja thief. How could anyone get pumped up for this show?
Vinegar: Well despite your assessment Dan this is set to be a hell of a show and we are only three weeks out from Affirmative Action.
Hanson: Affirmitave Action? Obama gone crazy I’ll guess; listen the GIW is already affirmative actioned, we have the strangest, oddest collective of human beings ever assembled, every race, every breed, every type of freak SOMEHOW gets a job here.
Vinegar: No the PPV Dan!
Hanson: Well in that case Nick……..No, no still can’t do it, that’s three weeks away!
Vinegar: Donovan has a title match tonight.
Hanson: Lord Donovan to you peasant…..Lord Chief Donovan! Why wasn’t I told?
Vinegar: You were, but we’re not quite sure just what happens in your head between being told something and actually realizing the information.
Hanson: Even still until then I’ve got to sit through spacemen, slobbering Japanese idiots, stoners, my poor Gabby’s stalker, a minf…..
Vinegar: MINF?
Hanson: Mother I’d never fuck. Keep with the times……you’re seriously harming the coolness at this booth. Yeah sure I’m cool but there’s a lot of your fat ass I have to try and make look cool as well.
Vinegar: Let’s just get to it.
Hanson: That’s what yo momma said last night.
Vinegar: She’s dead fool.
Hanson: That’s what YOU think.
As Nicholas Vinegar shakes his head Spineshanks ‘Beginning Of The End’ begins playing as several flames leap up out of the entranceway, following which ‘Space Cadet’ Tim Kingsley comes out atop the entranceway with his laser gun in his hands which he points around the arena including briefly towards the announce desk causing Daniel Hanson to duck underneath the desk.
Vinegar: You’ve been jumpy ever since…….
Hanson: I’m telling you Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson’s ghost’s visited me in the middle of the night, they went after Gabby as well while she was sleeping next to me.
Vinegar: There’s several reasons why I fail to believe that story; one…….
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen this is the first contest of the evening, introducing the first competitor from Houston, Texas weighing in at 220 pounds: SPAAAAAAACE MAAAAAAN TIIIIIIIIIM KINGGGGGGGGGGGSLEYYYYYYYYY
Hanson: Haha Mitchell interrupted you.
Kingsley then fires his laser gun up into the air, setting off a series of fireworks as he then makes his way down to the ring, stopping to salute random audience members before entering the ring and mounting a turnbuckle where he pretends to fire several shots off into the audience.
Hanson: See Obama look at this, get you’re Affirmative Action crap out of here!
Vinegar: It’s a PPV fool!
‘Cyanide Sweet Tooth’ by Shinedown then begins playing as Chassie fears lighting display takes place; black, red and white strobe lights alternate throughout the arena in time with the music as Chassie fear soon walks out atop the entranceway.
Dennis: And the opponent weighing in at 120 pounds, this is:..
Hanson: MIIIIINNNFFF!!
Dennis: Shut up fool! This is: CHASSSSIIEEEE LYNN FEAAAAARRRRRR
Hanson: I’m not the fool, you’re all the fools.
Chassie then makes her way down to the ring gazing out at the sea of GIW fans many of which are shouting well wishes for Hayleigh at her. Chassie fights back an emotional tear before breaking into a run and sliding into the ring. Getting to her feet her eyes remain on Kingsley as she stretches her body out.
Hanson: Not this idiot again.
A familiar looking man then walks out atop the stage microphone in hand as images of Cyclone Tracey play on the titantron behind him.
Man: Cyclones are a natural part of the world. Although they occur in this world just like you or I do, they still pose a threat, GIW, this..............IS A CYCLONE WARNING!!!!!
Sirens then sound off before being cut out by ‘Rock You Like A Hurricane’ by The Scorpions as hand in hand JK and Jasmine walk out atop the entranceway, posing for the crowd before marching off down to the ring amidst a fireworks display.
Dennis: And their opponent accompanied by Jasmine Alexandra Kanelis, from Townsville, Australia weighing in at 229 pounds: THE AUSSSSIE SUPERSTARRRRRRRRR JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKK
JK slides into the ring first and holds the ropes open for Jazz as Daniel Hanson gets to his feet hoping for a better view.
Vinegar: Jail bait Daniel, jail bait.
Hanson: Prison can’t be that bad, I’d be far away from you….and that momma of yours.
Vinegar: You’ll get to be a momma instead!
Hanson: That’s sick Nick…..lets just focus on the match.
Vinegar: Wow…..just wow! I never though I’d hear those words FROM YOU!!
Hanson: I’m a complex man Nick.
Vinegar: You may be…but there’s nothing complex about the start of this match. Chassie taking both her opponents down with a series of spinning Savate kicks. She’s now sizing up Kingsley, JK though first up to his feet and charges as Chass who avoids the contact and it’s Tim that gets taken down with that clothesline and then Chassie with a quick neckbreaker and rolls into the pin.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout!
Hanson: Damn it!
Vinegar: You want Chassie to win this one Dan?
Hanson: I just want this one over!
Vinegar: Tim coming at Chass with a crossbody, before turning his attention to JK with a series of elbow drops, before spring boarding another elbow drop attempt, JK though rolls out of the way.
Hanson: I might have been wrong about Chassie……
Vinegar: Now JK stomping away at the newcomer before yanking him to his feet for a quick DDT.
Hanson: The way she’s kneeling there………
Vinegar: JK pulls Tim back up to his feet going for a suplex this time, its countered though as Tim gets the go behind and hits a German suplex of his own.
Hanson: Running her hands along her head…………
Vinegar: Kingsley now with a leg drop across the throat then pulls JK back up and plants him with a scoop slam.
Hanson: Poor woman was involved in a car accident……….
Vinegar: And another leg drop and here’s the pin.
Hanson: And now she’s got the space loon and Mr. Australia to contend with……..
Peterson: 1-2-
Hanson: Maybe I should check on her…………
Vinegar: No need to partner, Chassie’s back to her feet and just charged at Kingsley who ducked the clothesline, JK attempts his own clothesline which to is avoided.
Hanson: Whys JK looking at Chassie like that?
Vinegar: Maybe that’s why, double Pele kick on Kingsley, who goes down hard.
Hanson: Now JK and Chassie turn to each other, trading blows.
Vinegar: Chassie noticeably doing her best to protect that head drops down and goes with a drop toehold before floating over into a headlock on JK. The Australian though getting back up to his feet manages to push Chassie away and attempts a lariat.
Hanson: Chassie ducked that though and attempts another Pele kick.
Vinegar: JK though avoids the contact.
Hanson: AVOIDS THE CONTACT!! He grabbed my Chassie’s leg and spiked her head first into the canvas.
Vinegar: Your Chassie?
Hanson: I’m lonely.
Vinegar: JK looking to capitalize, climbing the turnbuckle for what I dare say will be that Cane Toad Splash. Kingsley though up to his feet and shakes the ropes causing JK to lose his footage.
Hanson: Lucky for him he’s got little miss jail bait to tend to that after the match. Surely a hand job wouldn’t send me to prison?
Vinegar: The Space cadet now climbing the turnbuckle and looks like he’s going for what I’ll assume is the Life On Mars.
Hanson: Whatever he calls it that was a fallaway slam to make JBL proud.
Petersen: 1-2-3
Vinegar: And this one is over. Tim Kingsley won his debut match in the GIW.
Hanson: That alone makes him better than half the wrestlers we’ve had sign up to GIW
Vinegar: That’s right partner, he actually showed up for his first match.
Hanson: Some could even say that this was ‘revenge’ for tapping to an armbar.
Vinegar: I don’t see how.
Hanson: Insider joke Nick….you’re not cool enough. What is cool though is we’re all closer to seeing Lord Hastings win a GIW Championship.
Dragon: Go fish.
Raenius: This is poker, you bag of cuntslop.
Dragon: Go fish. Then go fuck yourself.
Ezekiel: I gotta let you go, dude.
Ezekiel clicks the phone shut.
Ezekiel: Look who the dog puked up. How you bitches doin’? Still a little banged up from our match?
Dragon shoots an evil look in the direction of Pax, but Raenius simply stares at the hand before him, tapping his fingers on his leg.
Ezekiel: Mind if I sit down, ladies?
Ezekiel doesn't wait for a response and takes a seat across from Mickey. He points at the side of Raenius' face, which is still slightly bruised from the 'GOAL' kick into the stairs.
Ezekiel: Looks like you got some battle wounds there, Rainy. Didn't mean to hurt your sensitive skin.
Mickey is chomping at the bit, but Raenius motions, by raising his hand, for him to stay put and do nothing.
Ezekiel: Keep that dog of yours on a leash. Can't be forfeiting the tag titles due to rabies. How does it feel knowing that you lost to a teenager?
A slow, sickly smile grows upon Raenius face as Dragon continues to grind his teeth.
Ezekiel: Got a smile out ya. Were you smiling when Kathryn left your life for the second time?
The smile on the Resident Evil’s face continues to grow.
Ezekiel: Having fun, are we? Speaking of the word 'fun', how was Kiri's funeral? Was that fun?
Setting his cards facedown, Raenius looks up towards Pax, his smile melting away. Though his eyes still have glitter in amusement.
Ezekiel: Must have been fun, right? Having one so close to you raped. …Then Murdered. Wish I could've been there. Was your daughter there?
With that, Dragon kicks his chair from underneath him, rising quickly. Pax does the same to square up to him, but Raenius simply casts his hand up once more, then lowering it in a motion that tells Mickey to sit back down. He does so with vehemence in his eyes, and Raenius turns to the now standing Pax, slowly.
Then he smiles again.
Ezekiel: Like I said, bitch, keep your dog on a leash. Now… I bet that your daughter wasn't there. You wouldn't want your precious daughter around all that evil. Just by being your daughter she is bound to grow up and become some evil being like her piece of shit father. Or become a vanishing hooker like her mom.
Raenius: You know…
Finally replying, Raenius reaches into his coat.
Raenius: I had meant to come find you a bit before now. But… y’know… got drunk and forgot. Started playing pokerfish with my friend Mickey. …But I have a present for you. Just because I love you so much.
The Resident Evil reaches out a plain white envelope to Pax, who hesitates before taking it.
Raenius: See, Ezekiel, I’m going to help you. I’m going to make you a better person. Whether you want me to or not.
He opens the envelope slowly, as if he were expecting it to explode.
Raenius: Just like I did for Xavier. Though he didn’t appreciate it. Didn’t learn anything. You, though… I’m certain that you will.
Ezekiel unfolds the contents of the envelope. A plane ticket and a piece of paper with an address on it. Confused, he looks at Raenius.
Raenius: That’s the address of an old friend of yours, Ezekiel. I think you’ll benefit greatly as a human being by going to visit him. Although… I do declare to have a smidge of doubt that he’ll be grateful to see you…
Ezekiel: What are you talking about, you fucking lunatic?
Raenius, again, with the smile.
Raenius: Simon. Ketch.
Ezekiel: What the hell is this?
Raenius: It is what it is. It’s a plane ticket, and the address to where he currently resides. If I were you I’d go and see him. If only for the… closure of it.
Confused, Ezekiel turns and heads the opposite direction continues to Raenius smiles. He sets his cards face-up on the table in front of Dragon. Five joker cards.
Raenius: Snap…
Raenius laughs as the camera cuts away to ringside.
Hanson: Sigh
Vinegar: Something wrong Dan?
Hanson: You know normally this the part of the show where I pump the fans up and welcome them to another edition of Sentinel……but who are we kidding? No Gabrielle, Travis Roberts on referee duty, still no Prescott’s, a main event involving living proof why we should all practice safe sex AND that ninja thief. How could anyone get pumped up for this show?
Vinegar: Well despite your assessment Dan this is set to be a hell of a show and we are only three weeks out from Affirmative Action.
Hanson: Affirmitave Action? Obama gone crazy I’ll guess; listen the GIW is already affirmative actioned, we have the strangest, oddest collective of human beings ever assembled, every race, every breed, every type of freak SOMEHOW gets a job here.
Vinegar: No the PPV Dan!
Hanson: Well in that case Nick……..No, no still can’t do it, that’s three weeks away!
Vinegar: Donovan has a title match tonight.
Hanson: Lord Donovan to you peasant…..Lord Chief Donovan! Why wasn’t I told?
Vinegar: You were, but we’re not quite sure just what happens in your head between being told something and actually realizing the information.
Hanson: Even still until then I’ve got to sit through spacemen, slobbering Japanese idiots, stoners, my poor Gabby’s stalker, a minf…..
Vinegar: MINF?
Hanson: Mother I’d never fuck. Keep with the times……you’re seriously harming the coolness at this booth. Yeah sure I’m cool but there’s a lot of your fat ass I have to try and make look cool as well.
Vinegar: Let’s just get to it.
Hanson: That’s what yo momma said last night.
Vinegar: She’s dead fool.
Hanson: That’s what YOU think.
As Nicholas Vinegar shakes his head Spineshanks ‘Beginning Of The End’ begins playing as several flames leap up out of the entranceway, following which ‘Space Cadet’ Tim Kingsley comes out atop the entranceway with his laser gun in his hands which he points around the arena including briefly towards the announce desk causing Daniel Hanson to duck underneath the desk.
Vinegar: You’ve been jumpy ever since…….
Hanson: I’m telling you Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson’s ghost’s visited me in the middle of the night, they went after Gabby as well while she was sleeping next to me.
Vinegar: There’s several reasons why I fail to believe that story; one…….
Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen this is the first contest of the evening, introducing the first competitor from Houston, Texas weighing in at 220 pounds: SPAAAAAAACE MAAAAAAN TIIIIIIIIIM KINGGGGGGGGGGGSLEYYYYYYYYY
Hanson: Haha Mitchell interrupted you.
Kingsley then fires his laser gun up into the air, setting off a series of fireworks as he then makes his way down to the ring, stopping to salute random audience members before entering the ring and mounting a turnbuckle where he pretends to fire several shots off into the audience.
Hanson: See Obama look at this, get you’re Affirmative Action crap out of here!
Vinegar: It’s a PPV fool!
‘Cyanide Sweet Tooth’ by Shinedown then begins playing as Chassie fears lighting display takes place; black, red and white strobe lights alternate throughout the arena in time with the music as Chassie fear soon walks out atop the entranceway.
Dennis: And the opponent weighing in at 120 pounds, this is:..
Hanson: MIIIIINNNFFF!!
Dennis: Shut up fool! This is: CHASSSSIIEEEE LYNN FEAAAAARRRRRR
Hanson: I’m not the fool, you’re all the fools.
Chassie then makes her way down to the ring gazing out at the sea of GIW fans many of which are shouting well wishes for Hayleigh at her. Chassie fights back an emotional tear before breaking into a run and sliding into the ring. Getting to her feet her eyes remain on Kingsley as she stretches her body out.
Hanson: Not this idiot again.
A familiar looking man then walks out atop the stage microphone in hand as images of Cyclone Tracey play on the titantron behind him.
Man: Cyclones are a natural part of the world. Although they occur in this world just like you or I do, they still pose a threat, GIW, this..............IS A CYCLONE WARNING!!!!!
Sirens then sound off before being cut out by ‘Rock You Like A Hurricane’ by The Scorpions as hand in hand JK and Jasmine walk out atop the entranceway, posing for the crowd before marching off down to the ring amidst a fireworks display.
Dennis: And their opponent accompanied by Jasmine Alexandra Kanelis, from Townsville, Australia weighing in at 229 pounds: THE AUSSSSIE SUPERSTARRRRRRRRR JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKK
JK slides into the ring first and holds the ropes open for Jazz as Daniel Hanson gets to his feet hoping for a better view.
Vinegar: Jail bait Daniel, jail bait.
Hanson: Prison can’t be that bad, I’d be far away from you….and that momma of yours.
Vinegar: You’ll get to be a momma instead!
Hanson: That’s sick Nick…..lets just focus on the match.
Vinegar: Wow…..just wow! I never though I’d hear those words FROM YOU!!
Hanson: I’m a complex man Nick.
Vinegar: You may be…but there’s nothing complex about the start of this match. Chassie taking both her opponents down with a series of spinning Savate kicks. She’s now sizing up Kingsley, JK though first up to his feet and charges as Chass who avoids the contact and it’s Tim that gets taken down with that clothesline and then Chassie with a quick neckbreaker and rolls into the pin.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout!
Hanson: Damn it!
Vinegar: You want Chassie to win this one Dan?
Hanson: I just want this one over!
Vinegar: Tim coming at Chass with a crossbody, before turning his attention to JK with a series of elbow drops, before spring boarding another elbow drop attempt, JK though rolls out of the way.
Hanson: I might have been wrong about Chassie……
Vinegar: Now JK stomping away at the newcomer before yanking him to his feet for a quick DDT.
Hanson: The way she’s kneeling there………
Vinegar: JK pulls Tim back up to his feet going for a suplex this time, its countered though as Tim gets the go behind and hits a German suplex of his own.
Hanson: Running her hands along her head…………
Vinegar: Kingsley now with a leg drop across the throat then pulls JK back up and plants him with a scoop slam.
Hanson: Poor woman was involved in a car accident……….
Vinegar: And another leg drop and here’s the pin.
Hanson: And now she’s got the space loon and Mr. Australia to contend with……..
Peterson: 1-2-
Hanson: Maybe I should check on her…………
Vinegar: No need to partner, Chassie’s back to her feet and just charged at Kingsley who ducked the clothesline, JK attempts his own clothesline which to is avoided.
Hanson: Whys JK looking at Chassie like that?
Vinegar: Maybe that’s why, double Pele kick on Kingsley, who goes down hard.
Hanson: Now JK and Chassie turn to each other, trading blows.
Vinegar: Chassie noticeably doing her best to protect that head drops down and goes with a drop toehold before floating over into a headlock on JK. The Australian though getting back up to his feet manages to push Chassie away and attempts a lariat.
Hanson: Chassie ducked that though and attempts another Pele kick.
Vinegar: JK though avoids the contact.
Hanson: AVOIDS THE CONTACT!! He grabbed my Chassie’s leg and spiked her head first into the canvas.
Vinegar: Your Chassie?
Hanson: I’m lonely.
Vinegar: JK looking to capitalize, climbing the turnbuckle for what I dare say will be that Cane Toad Splash. Kingsley though up to his feet and shakes the ropes causing JK to lose his footage.
Hanson: Lucky for him he’s got little miss jail bait to tend to that after the match. Surely a hand job wouldn’t send me to prison?
Vinegar: The Space cadet now climbing the turnbuckle and looks like he’s going for what I’ll assume is the Life On Mars.
Hanson: Whatever he calls it that was a fallaway slam to make JBL proud.
Petersen: 1-2-3
Vinegar: And this one is over. Tim Kingsley won his debut match in the GIW.
Hanson: That alone makes him better than half the wrestlers we’ve had sign up to GIW
Vinegar: That’s right partner, he actually showed up for his first match.
Hanson: Some could even say that this was ‘revenge’ for tapping to an armbar.
Vinegar: I don’t see how.
Hanson: Insider joke Nick….you’re not cool enough. What is cool though is we’re all closer to seeing Lord Hastings win a GIW Championship.