Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:04:35 GMT -5
The Camera opens up backstage and we are greeted by the view of Chassie Fear. She walks down the hallway, her eyes passing faces and people she could care less about. She pulls her hair back into a loose ponytail, preparing herself for the match she knows she’s about to walk into, and quite frankly she’s unsure that she will walk out of. She’ll survive, but fact is fact, and those two brutes are going to hurt her. She sighs, the sound is more beautiful than an angel’s beating wings. She speaks, and how men must long to be the words on her lips.
Chassie: Your wrong, Dredd. It’s not about the glory, I’ve had glory before and the taste has been sour in my mouth. Glory and fame are for the young and the washed up has beens. Glory is for those who crave it, who are to scared of having anything else for themselves, too scared to live with a purpose. I’ve already told you I don’t care to know anything else about you other than the “Dredd smash” motto you seem to carry like some sort of banner, waving around for all to see.
She keeps walking, getting to her changing room. It’s private. Not because she’s better than everyone, but because no one wants to share a dressing room with someone who travels the road she’s walking. She locks the door behind her and shuts the world away. For a moment, she can just breathe.
Chassie: You think the way you do because your blind Dredd. Blind to the truth that you’re about to witness first hand. You think, no…you pretend to know what goals I have or what things I desire? Why couldn’t you make the smart move and just fight? You have to try and think you know me better than I know me, you have to think that you are the end all be all of this story. You’re not. You Dredd, you are a bit part of a story that you will never fully understand. Now leave me in peace until I’m forced to see you in the ring. Win or lose, it’s not about the glory, it’s about sending a message. Stay out of Raenius’ way if you want to live, time’ll come when he won’t be able to control the demon, or far worse I fear, he won’t want to. Try not to be in the way when that day comes if you want to remain breathing.
She sighs, starting her warm up exercises as the scene ends.
Tate: Wassup, bitches? GIW Sentinel, get on it!
Pull back, Tate is sitting at the announce table.
Hanson: That was good, good work.
Vinegar: Um, yeah. Thanks, Tate.
Tate: Yeah boy! Tate Levene in the house! I'll see you bitches later!
He skates his fat ass back up the ramp.
Vinegar: Like Tate said, this is GIW Sentinel!
Hanson: Such a shame.
Vinegar: What?
Hanson: Cut down in the prime of his life.
Vinegar: I don't know what you're talking about.
Hanson: Fatboy, he's got cancer, right?
Vinegar: No.
Hanson: AIDS?
Vinegar: Don't think so.
Hanson: Lupus?
Vinegar: Nope.
Hanson: Then why the hell did we just let him announce the beginning of Sentinel?
Vinegar: Travis Roberts wanted him to.
Hanson: Then it was a brilliant idea.
Vinegar: We have a stacked card tonight, folks! One title match, two matches that will determine the layout of our next pay per view, and the Unified Champion will be in action.
Soulfly blares over the loudspeakers, Raenius and Chassie Fear appear at the top of the ramp.
Mitchell: The following contest is a tag match, scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, RAENIIIIUS and CHASSIIIIIIIIE FEAR! The COVENANT!
Vinegar: Now Daniel, will you be able to contain yourself this week?
Hanson: Nicholas, just because I appreciate the athleticism and beauty of our Global Girls, that does not make me a...
Vinegar: Creep, Dan. People are calling you a creep.
Hanson: No they're not.
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's instant message poll, is Daniel Hanson a creep? Standard messaging fees apply.
Hanson: I just want to watch my Chassiebear in peace.
Vinegar: The Covenant of course still have the tag team champions in their sights, although it appears that the belts are not their ultimate goal. Time will tell what other developments they have in store for Ezekial Pax and his partner.
Hanson: Tell you what, if Chass wants to abduct me, I wouldn't mind.
Vinegar: Me neither.
Mitchell: And their opponents, introducing first, from Deep Ellum Texas, weighing in at 385 pounds, The MONSTER, DREEEEED!
Hanson: OH SHIT!! Dredd has just flown out back first from the curtains. Komsube is following him out. Dredd charges at Komo, but the Monster from Japan flattens with an elbow using all Dredd’s momentum against him.
Vinegar: Dredd is down on the steel rampway. Komo launches a big kick into Dredd’s ribs and it lifts him off the ramp. Komo slams the heel of his foot down into Dredd’s skull slamming Dredd’s face against the steel.
Hanson: Komosube kicks Dredd and he rolls down the ramp, and gets to his knees. Komosube has a head of steam up… he’s like a freight train. OH MY!! Komosube just ran into Dredd with a vertical splash at full speed. Dredd is crumpled against the side of the ring and Komosube is standing over him looking down on the damage he has done.
Vinegar: Now this could be interesting, Daniel. Dredd is not known for playing well with others, and after that brutal beating by Komosube Dredd might not capable of fighting on his own.
Hanson: Nick, that may be an understatement.
Vinegar: And he's had a few slobberknockers with Raenius, we'll see how the tag team format changes that dynamic, and that beating changes things.
Mitchell: And his tag team partner, from Melbourne Australia, the Wrestling Ghost, the Dark Presence, THE PHAAAANTOOOOM!
Janet sings her part of Phantom of the Opera, calling forth The Phantom from the rafters. He descends.
Hanson: I don't trust this guy.
Vinegar: You don't trust anyone. Hazel East is ordering Komosube to the back. The Beast from Japan is walking backwards up the ramp staring at Dredd, as the Monster from Texas climbs to his feet.
Hanson: He lives in the arena, Nick. He doesn't just climb up there and then swing down for his match. He LIVES UP THERE. Wrestling Ghost? I say Wrestling Hobo!
Vinegar: Either way, The Phantom has proven himself as a valuable ally to his fellow Aussie, JK, so there must be some sort of morality guiding the man. You could say that for The Covenant as well, twisted as their morals may be.
Hanson: While Dredd he just likes to punch people.
Vinegar: Even despite the beating Dredd suffered at the hands of Komosube. He is still refusing to let The Phantom start the match. Dredd shoves The Phantom out of the ring as Hazel East calls for the bell.
Hanson: Circling each other, Dredd keeps telling Raenius to come at him. And the Resident Evil obliges! He charges in and they trade wild blows!
Vinegar: Dredd gains the advantage and puts Raenius against the ropes, raining big right hands down on his head until East seperates them. Dredd grinning as he steps back.
Hanson: What did I just say, he likes punching. It makes him happy. Ish.
Vinegar: Now a lock up, and Dredd drives a knee to the gut followed by an elbow to the neck! Raenius back to his feet, just to catch a clothesline!
Hanson: This might be a good time for The Dark One to call up that split personality of his.
Vinegar: Raenius ducks under another clothesline, and retaliates with a kick to the chin! The Monster's staggered against the ropes.
Hanson: Now an irish whip to the other side, and Raenius ducks down for the back drop. Dredd lifts the knee and knocks The Evil One on to his ass!
Vinegar: Raenius up and charging, Dredd catches him, Samoan Drop! Now picks him up and carries him towards the corner. Snake Eyes!
Hanson: Look at that! The Phantom just slapped him on the back! That counts as a tag, Hazel East tells Dredd to leave the ring, and he glares at the Phantom but follows her instruction.
Vinegar: The Phantom puts Raenius back on to the mat with a spinning neckbreaker! Now dropping a fist.
Hanson: Think we can make this mask vs mask, lucha-style?
Vinegar: Now some vicious kicks to the ribs of the Resident Evil! Each shot is taking the man off of the mat!
Hanson: He's rolled over by the ropes, and a low dropkick sends him shuttling to the floor! Phantom leans over the rope to taunt him, but he should be paying attention to the corner.
Vinegar: That's true, because Chassie...
Hanson: MY Chassie.
Vinegar: Has jumped up on the post and comes out with a missile dropkick!
Hanson: She hits him in the back of the head, we call that a Ghetto Blaster on the streets! And now the Phantom is on the floor!
Vinegar: The Dark Rose follows him out, and slams his head against the barricade! And Dredd just watches from his corner.
Hanson: Hey, the Phantom tagged himself in, he asked for this.
Vinegar: Hazel East starts the count while Fear lays into The Wrestling Ghost with some chops.
Hanson: Now Dredd coming over to break it up, I guess he just realized that the Phantom getting counted out would be a bad thing. He shoves the Lovely Rose back towards her corner and rolls Phantom into the ring.
Vinegar: Raenius stands up and Dredd starts towards him. The Resident Evil holds him at bay with a kick.
Hanson: In the nards!
Vinegar: Yes. Thank you. Now Raenius back into the ring to stomp The Phantom. Now the Aussie Rebel tries to get to his feet, but Raenius grabs him for the DDT!
Hanson: Not so much fun when you're the one on the floor, huh?
Vinegar: Now Raenius tags in The Dark Rose, she climbs back up to the top rope. He drops the Phantom in a backbreaker, now Fear leaps off to deliver the leg drop! A classic double team from the 80s!
Hanson: Now my Chassie with the pin, 1 2, kick out!
Vinegar: She grabs him now, setting up for the Angels Wings! He powers out with a back drop!
Hanson: But she's right back up and she launches at him to hit the Backstabber! And she follows it up with a graceful Lionsault!
Vinegar: Another pin attempt, 1, 2, NO! Another near fall!
Hanson: Don't get discouraged, baby.
Vinegar: Now Fear coming back to pick him up. Oh my! The Phantom does a handstand head scissors takeover! Now he's walking back over to tag his partner.
Hanson: Haha, Dredd reaches in and slaps Phantom upside the face to tag himself in!
Vinegar: The Dark Rose gets to her feet as The Monster Dredd enters in the ring, and she does not hesitate! She charges the big man!
Hanson: She's so fearless!
Vinegar: But that huge hand shoots out and stops her in her tracks..Chokeslam! Now the Monster picks the dazed Fear off the mat and drags her across the ring. He makes her tag in Raenius! He wants another chance to throw down with The Resident Evil!
Hanson: I should go check on her.
Vinegar: You leave your ass right where it's at, sir. Raenius throwing some hard right hands to the face of Dredd, Dredd catches the fist and flips him over!
Hanson: Now it looks like he's setting Captain Schizo up for a powerbomb, but he back drops his way out of it. That's quite the feat when you consider that Dredd is the second heaviest man on the roster right now.
Vinegar: Dredd up to his feet, and catches the FULL FRONTAL! For the pin, 1 2..Phantom grabs the referee's leg to break the count!
Hanson: Now he picks up Raenius and twists him around to slam his face to the ground! Did The Phantom just sit on his head?
Vinegar: That's an inverted underhook facebuster, Daniel. Hazel East sending the Wrestling Ghost out of the ring now, Fear comes charging out of the corner to hit the neckbreaker drop!
Hanson: Now some mounted punches. Some guys get all the luck.
Vinegar: Um...
Hanson: The mounting part, not so much the punches.
Vinegar: All four superstars are inside the ring now, let's see if Referee East can get things under control.
Hanson: Dredd and Raenius are up and trading blows in the corner. Well, I guess Dredd's getting what he wanted.
Vinegar: Very true. Now Chassie leaps onto Dredd's back, Raenius lifts his feet to kick Dredd in the chin and push him out of the corner, The Dark Rose follows him down to deliver a reverse DDT.
Hanson: The Phantom leaps over both of them to splash Raenius in the corner!
Vinegar: And charges over to hit Fear with the Curtain Call! But he's not the legal man.
Hanson: Looks like he has a solution to that, Nick, he's dragging the groggy Dredd over to their corner and slaps their hands together! And Hazel allows it!
Vinegar: Phantom pushes Chassie out under the ropes, but his back is turned to the other legal man and Raenius capitalizes on it!
Hanson: Rrrrrrrippper Snapper!
Vinegar: Now Chassie is back on the top rope, telling Raenius to do something, this should be interesting.
Hanson: Raenius has The Phantom up on his shoulders now, this never ends well.
Vinegar: The Dark Rose leaps off the post...OH MY LORD THAT WAS A HUGE HURRICANRANA!!!
Hanson: I love you Chassie! Let me do your laundry!
Vinegar: Again folks, that text poll is still open. Raenius with the pin, 1 2 3!
Mitchell: Your winners, Raenius and Chassie Fear! THEEEE COVENAAAANT!
Vinegar: That was quite the tag match, oh dear, looks like The Monster has recovered and he's come into the ring to stare down Raenius. They exchange words as the Covenant slide out under the ropes. These two men will undoubtedly meet again somewhere down the line.
Hanson: And now berating the still prone Phantom, giving him a rap on the mask.
Vinegar: Well, the newcomer may not have gained Dredd's respect tonight, but that was still a hell of a match.
We are greeted to a shot of the interior of the Unified Global Champions locker room, and Travis Roberts wearing his trademarked aviator glasses, but his head hung low. The reason is apparent as while rocking back and forth on his bowed skateboard is Tate Levene.
Tate: So I stole her notebook right. It was supposed to be badical and all, you know. She’d have to find me before sixth period, and I’d only give it back if she let me cop a feely on her speely right. But then she shoved me off my board, most uncool, and… AHHH!!!
The door behind Tate tried to open before running into his girth, then the force on the other side grew with a grunt and Tate clumsily toppled to the ground.
??: Still hasn’t got rid of those sinks…
Then the image of BoolZ stomping into the dressing room carrying the TWiSTeD Fight Club belt brings ‘The Headliners’ attention to the doorway. Momentarily before he again lets his head fall.
BoolZ: You know I go back and forth. Part of me thinks the world would be a better place if you simply died with the TFC or never woke up from your coma. Then I remember that you still have some use, and that’s letting me put you back into a coma. Plus this belt don’t mean shit, and means even less if I don’t beat you for it.
BoolZ tosses the TFC belt at Roberts’s feet.
BoolZ: So hold on to this for now. Take care of whatever you gotta take care of. Whether that’s making it past Kiseragi, losing to DJS after he finds his sack and cashes in that Money in the Bank, being the next poor schlub Dredd beats the hell out of, or just surviving Tubby McChubby here’s next feeding, but don’t think for a second that we’re anything but far from done.
The camera focuses on Travis as he stares at the TFC belt or ignores it all together. It’s hard to tell what he’s looking at behind those mirrored glasses.
Roberts: Poor, poor, Randy. You fought so hard for this trinket only to hand it back to ‘The Blessed On…’
Roberts slowly lifts his head while speaking only to find the door shut again, and BoolZ gone. Travis looks around slightly puzzled.
Tate: OH COOL RANCH DORITO UNDER THE COUCH! I CALL DIBS!
With a sigh Travis Roberts drops his head again, and slowly picks up the TFC belt.
Chassie: Your wrong, Dredd. It’s not about the glory, I’ve had glory before and the taste has been sour in my mouth. Glory and fame are for the young and the washed up has beens. Glory is for those who crave it, who are to scared of having anything else for themselves, too scared to live with a purpose. I’ve already told you I don’t care to know anything else about you other than the “Dredd smash” motto you seem to carry like some sort of banner, waving around for all to see.
She keeps walking, getting to her changing room. It’s private. Not because she’s better than everyone, but because no one wants to share a dressing room with someone who travels the road she’s walking. She locks the door behind her and shuts the world away. For a moment, she can just breathe.
Chassie: You think the way you do because your blind Dredd. Blind to the truth that you’re about to witness first hand. You think, no…you pretend to know what goals I have or what things I desire? Why couldn’t you make the smart move and just fight? You have to try and think you know me better than I know me, you have to think that you are the end all be all of this story. You’re not. You Dredd, you are a bit part of a story that you will never fully understand. Now leave me in peace until I’m forced to see you in the ring. Win or lose, it’s not about the glory, it’s about sending a message. Stay out of Raenius’ way if you want to live, time’ll come when he won’t be able to control the demon, or far worse I fear, he won’t want to. Try not to be in the way when that day comes if you want to remain breathing.
She sighs, starting her warm up exercises as the scene ends.
Tate: Wassup, bitches? GIW Sentinel, get on it!
Pull back, Tate is sitting at the announce table.
Hanson: That was good, good work.
Vinegar: Um, yeah. Thanks, Tate.
Tate: Yeah boy! Tate Levene in the house! I'll see you bitches later!
He skates his fat ass back up the ramp.
Vinegar: Like Tate said, this is GIW Sentinel!
Hanson: Such a shame.
Vinegar: What?
Hanson: Cut down in the prime of his life.
Vinegar: I don't know what you're talking about.
Hanson: Fatboy, he's got cancer, right?
Vinegar: No.
Hanson: AIDS?
Vinegar: Don't think so.
Hanson: Lupus?
Vinegar: Nope.
Hanson: Then why the hell did we just let him announce the beginning of Sentinel?
Vinegar: Travis Roberts wanted him to.
Hanson: Then it was a brilliant idea.
Vinegar: We have a stacked card tonight, folks! One title match, two matches that will determine the layout of our next pay per view, and the Unified Champion will be in action.
Soulfly blares over the loudspeakers, Raenius and Chassie Fear appear at the top of the ramp.
Mitchell: The following contest is a tag match, scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, RAENIIIIUS and CHASSIIIIIIIIE FEAR! The COVENANT!
Vinegar: Now Daniel, will you be able to contain yourself this week?
Hanson: Nicholas, just because I appreciate the athleticism and beauty of our Global Girls, that does not make me a...
Vinegar: Creep, Dan. People are calling you a creep.
Hanson: No they're not.
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's instant message poll, is Daniel Hanson a creep? Standard messaging fees apply.
Hanson: I just want to watch my Chassiebear in peace.
Vinegar: The Covenant of course still have the tag team champions in their sights, although it appears that the belts are not their ultimate goal. Time will tell what other developments they have in store for Ezekial Pax and his partner.
Hanson: Tell you what, if Chass wants to abduct me, I wouldn't mind.
Vinegar: Me neither.
Mitchell: And their opponents, introducing first, from Deep Ellum Texas, weighing in at 385 pounds, The MONSTER, DREEEEED!
Hanson: OH SHIT!! Dredd has just flown out back first from the curtains. Komsube is following him out. Dredd charges at Komo, but the Monster from Japan flattens with an elbow using all Dredd’s momentum against him.
Vinegar: Dredd is down on the steel rampway. Komo launches a big kick into Dredd’s ribs and it lifts him off the ramp. Komo slams the heel of his foot down into Dredd’s skull slamming Dredd’s face against the steel.
Hanson: Komosube kicks Dredd and he rolls down the ramp, and gets to his knees. Komosube has a head of steam up… he’s like a freight train. OH MY!! Komosube just ran into Dredd with a vertical splash at full speed. Dredd is crumpled against the side of the ring and Komosube is standing over him looking down on the damage he has done.
Vinegar: Now this could be interesting, Daniel. Dredd is not known for playing well with others, and after that brutal beating by Komosube Dredd might not capable of fighting on his own.
Hanson: Nick, that may be an understatement.
Vinegar: And he's had a few slobberknockers with Raenius, we'll see how the tag team format changes that dynamic, and that beating changes things.
Mitchell: And his tag team partner, from Melbourne Australia, the Wrestling Ghost, the Dark Presence, THE PHAAAANTOOOOM!
Janet sings her part of Phantom of the Opera, calling forth The Phantom from the rafters. He descends.
Hanson: I don't trust this guy.
Vinegar: You don't trust anyone. Hazel East is ordering Komosube to the back. The Beast from Japan is walking backwards up the ramp staring at Dredd, as the Monster from Texas climbs to his feet.
Hanson: He lives in the arena, Nick. He doesn't just climb up there and then swing down for his match. He LIVES UP THERE. Wrestling Ghost? I say Wrestling Hobo!
Vinegar: Either way, The Phantom has proven himself as a valuable ally to his fellow Aussie, JK, so there must be some sort of morality guiding the man. You could say that for The Covenant as well, twisted as their morals may be.
Hanson: While Dredd he just likes to punch people.
Vinegar: Even despite the beating Dredd suffered at the hands of Komosube. He is still refusing to let The Phantom start the match. Dredd shoves The Phantom out of the ring as Hazel East calls for the bell.
Hanson: Circling each other, Dredd keeps telling Raenius to come at him. And the Resident Evil obliges! He charges in and they trade wild blows!
Vinegar: Dredd gains the advantage and puts Raenius against the ropes, raining big right hands down on his head until East seperates them. Dredd grinning as he steps back.
Hanson: What did I just say, he likes punching. It makes him happy. Ish.
Vinegar: Now a lock up, and Dredd drives a knee to the gut followed by an elbow to the neck! Raenius back to his feet, just to catch a clothesline!
Hanson: This might be a good time for The Dark One to call up that split personality of his.
Vinegar: Raenius ducks under another clothesline, and retaliates with a kick to the chin! The Monster's staggered against the ropes.
Hanson: Now an irish whip to the other side, and Raenius ducks down for the back drop. Dredd lifts the knee and knocks The Evil One on to his ass!
Vinegar: Raenius up and charging, Dredd catches him, Samoan Drop! Now picks him up and carries him towards the corner. Snake Eyes!
Hanson: Look at that! The Phantom just slapped him on the back! That counts as a tag, Hazel East tells Dredd to leave the ring, and he glares at the Phantom but follows her instruction.
Vinegar: The Phantom puts Raenius back on to the mat with a spinning neckbreaker! Now dropping a fist.
Hanson: Think we can make this mask vs mask, lucha-style?
Vinegar: Now some vicious kicks to the ribs of the Resident Evil! Each shot is taking the man off of the mat!
Hanson: He's rolled over by the ropes, and a low dropkick sends him shuttling to the floor! Phantom leans over the rope to taunt him, but he should be paying attention to the corner.
Vinegar: That's true, because Chassie...
Hanson: MY Chassie.
Vinegar: Has jumped up on the post and comes out with a missile dropkick!
Hanson: She hits him in the back of the head, we call that a Ghetto Blaster on the streets! And now the Phantom is on the floor!
Vinegar: The Dark Rose follows him out, and slams his head against the barricade! And Dredd just watches from his corner.
Hanson: Hey, the Phantom tagged himself in, he asked for this.
Vinegar: Hazel East starts the count while Fear lays into The Wrestling Ghost with some chops.
Hanson: Now Dredd coming over to break it up, I guess he just realized that the Phantom getting counted out would be a bad thing. He shoves the Lovely Rose back towards her corner and rolls Phantom into the ring.
Vinegar: Raenius stands up and Dredd starts towards him. The Resident Evil holds him at bay with a kick.
Hanson: In the nards!
Vinegar: Yes. Thank you. Now Raenius back into the ring to stomp The Phantom. Now the Aussie Rebel tries to get to his feet, but Raenius grabs him for the DDT!
Hanson: Not so much fun when you're the one on the floor, huh?
Vinegar: Now Raenius tags in The Dark Rose, she climbs back up to the top rope. He drops the Phantom in a backbreaker, now Fear leaps off to deliver the leg drop! A classic double team from the 80s!
Hanson: Now my Chassie with the pin, 1 2, kick out!
Vinegar: She grabs him now, setting up for the Angels Wings! He powers out with a back drop!
Hanson: But she's right back up and she launches at him to hit the Backstabber! And she follows it up with a graceful Lionsault!
Vinegar: Another pin attempt, 1, 2, NO! Another near fall!
Hanson: Don't get discouraged, baby.
Vinegar: Now Fear coming back to pick him up. Oh my! The Phantom does a handstand head scissors takeover! Now he's walking back over to tag his partner.
Hanson: Haha, Dredd reaches in and slaps Phantom upside the face to tag himself in!
Vinegar: The Dark Rose gets to her feet as The Monster Dredd enters in the ring, and she does not hesitate! She charges the big man!
Hanson: She's so fearless!
Vinegar: But that huge hand shoots out and stops her in her tracks..Chokeslam! Now the Monster picks the dazed Fear off the mat and drags her across the ring. He makes her tag in Raenius! He wants another chance to throw down with The Resident Evil!
Hanson: I should go check on her.
Vinegar: You leave your ass right where it's at, sir. Raenius throwing some hard right hands to the face of Dredd, Dredd catches the fist and flips him over!
Hanson: Now it looks like he's setting Captain Schizo up for a powerbomb, but he back drops his way out of it. That's quite the feat when you consider that Dredd is the second heaviest man on the roster right now.
Vinegar: Dredd up to his feet, and catches the FULL FRONTAL! For the pin, 1 2..Phantom grabs the referee's leg to break the count!
Hanson: Now he picks up Raenius and twists him around to slam his face to the ground! Did The Phantom just sit on his head?
Vinegar: That's an inverted underhook facebuster, Daniel. Hazel East sending the Wrestling Ghost out of the ring now, Fear comes charging out of the corner to hit the neckbreaker drop!
Hanson: Now some mounted punches. Some guys get all the luck.
Vinegar: Um...
Hanson: The mounting part, not so much the punches.
Vinegar: All four superstars are inside the ring now, let's see if Referee East can get things under control.
Hanson: Dredd and Raenius are up and trading blows in the corner. Well, I guess Dredd's getting what he wanted.
Vinegar: Very true. Now Chassie leaps onto Dredd's back, Raenius lifts his feet to kick Dredd in the chin and push him out of the corner, The Dark Rose follows him down to deliver a reverse DDT.
Hanson: The Phantom leaps over both of them to splash Raenius in the corner!
Vinegar: And charges over to hit Fear with the Curtain Call! But he's not the legal man.
Hanson: Looks like he has a solution to that, Nick, he's dragging the groggy Dredd over to their corner and slaps their hands together! And Hazel allows it!
Vinegar: Phantom pushes Chassie out under the ropes, but his back is turned to the other legal man and Raenius capitalizes on it!
Hanson: Rrrrrrrippper Snapper!
Vinegar: Now Chassie is back on the top rope, telling Raenius to do something, this should be interesting.
Hanson: Raenius has The Phantom up on his shoulders now, this never ends well.
Vinegar: The Dark Rose leaps off the post...OH MY LORD THAT WAS A HUGE HURRICANRANA!!!
Hanson: I love you Chassie! Let me do your laundry!
Vinegar: Again folks, that text poll is still open. Raenius with the pin, 1 2 3!
Mitchell: Your winners, Raenius and Chassie Fear! THEEEE COVENAAAANT!
Vinegar: That was quite the tag match, oh dear, looks like The Monster has recovered and he's come into the ring to stare down Raenius. They exchange words as the Covenant slide out under the ropes. These two men will undoubtedly meet again somewhere down the line.
Hanson: And now berating the still prone Phantom, giving him a rap on the mask.
Vinegar: Well, the newcomer may not have gained Dredd's respect tonight, but that was still a hell of a match.
We are greeted to a shot of the interior of the Unified Global Champions locker room, and Travis Roberts wearing his trademarked aviator glasses, but his head hung low. The reason is apparent as while rocking back and forth on his bowed skateboard is Tate Levene.
Tate: So I stole her notebook right. It was supposed to be badical and all, you know. She’d have to find me before sixth period, and I’d only give it back if she let me cop a feely on her speely right. But then she shoved me off my board, most uncool, and… AHHH!!!
The door behind Tate tried to open before running into his girth, then the force on the other side grew with a grunt and Tate clumsily toppled to the ground.
??: Still hasn’t got rid of those sinks…
Then the image of BoolZ stomping into the dressing room carrying the TWiSTeD Fight Club belt brings ‘The Headliners’ attention to the doorway. Momentarily before he again lets his head fall.
BoolZ: You know I go back and forth. Part of me thinks the world would be a better place if you simply died with the TFC or never woke up from your coma. Then I remember that you still have some use, and that’s letting me put you back into a coma. Plus this belt don’t mean shit, and means even less if I don’t beat you for it.
BoolZ tosses the TFC belt at Roberts’s feet.
BoolZ: So hold on to this for now. Take care of whatever you gotta take care of. Whether that’s making it past Kiseragi, losing to DJS after he finds his sack and cashes in that Money in the Bank, being the next poor schlub Dredd beats the hell out of, or just surviving Tubby McChubby here’s next feeding, but don’t think for a second that we’re anything but far from done.
The camera focuses on Travis as he stares at the TFC belt or ignores it all together. It’s hard to tell what he’s looking at behind those mirrored glasses.
Roberts: Poor, poor, Randy. You fought so hard for this trinket only to hand it back to ‘The Blessed On…’
Roberts slowly lifts his head while speaking only to find the door shut again, and BoolZ gone. Travis looks around slightly puzzled.
Tate: OH COOL RANCH DORITO UNDER THE COUCH! I CALL DIBS!
With a sigh Travis Roberts drops his head again, and slowly picks up the TFC belt.