Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:08:25 GMT -5
The Show opens with a view of the front of the GIW Arena in LA, fans have already taken their seats and the show is moments away from starting, so the outside is a fairly empty panoramic. A few merchandise vendors mill about, speaking with one another about their pre-show takings. And a group of photographers gather around the backstage entrance.
A car pulls up, and from the back seat steps Yasutoki Kiseragi, and directly behind him walks former Unified Global Champion, Alex Kiseragi. He stands without aid, and poses for the photographers, whose flash bulbs cascade upon him. He and his father exchange a few words, and Alex laughs at a comment his father makes, and they both walk inside as we cut to ringside, and the faces of Daniel Hanson and Nicholas Vinegar.
Vinegar: Welcome viewers, to another exciting edition of GIW Sentinel. It’s only one week until the stars of Global Impact Wrestling grace this nations Capital for our second Pay Per View of the year, Affirmative Action.
Hanson: What’s with the name, really? Does it mean we have to start giving Big B Brown more air time?
Vinegar: I think they were just stuck for something Governmenty that worked as a Pay Per View name.
Hanson: Governmenty?
Vinegar: You know what I mean. I don’t care if it’s a word or not. But I will say Alex Kiseragi is looking like the picture of health merely a week after falling three stories, that’s gotta cause ‘The Blessed One’ a bit of nervousness...
Hanson: Why? The dude through himself out of a window last week? He displayed the kind of crippling stupidity ‘The Headliner’ exposes in his opponents on a weekly basis, the dude has beat himself two weeks before he steps in the ring with our Unified Global Champion...
Vinegar: Whatever you say Dan, whatever you say. Regardless the guy looks in fantastic condition, and that’s a testament to the health professionals of LA...but it’s time for the first match of the night...
Hanson: Oh well, I guess this is the part where you get over excited about a likely terrible opening match.
Vinegar: And how! We’re going to see Jack Severino and The Cyclone JK take on Raenius and Aragato!
Hanson: *yawns*
Warmaggedon starts to play signalling Raenius as the first to enter. The arena fills with purple light.
Dennis: This is your opening contest of the night, and is a tag team match-up, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Northern Ireland, weighing in at 252lbs. Raenius!!!
Raenius jumps onto the apron knee first then climbs through the ropes. His music soon fades out as The Great Muta concerto takes over. Aragato stalks out to the top of the ramp, hunched low, strapped with kendo sticks, looking out into the crowd manically. Instead of making his way down he steps over to the edge of the stage and crouches down.
Dennis: And the tag team partner, stalking suspiciously at the top of the ramp, from Kyoto Japan and weighing in at 210lbs. Aragatoooooooo!!!
Hanson; What on Earth is he doing?
Vinegar: I don’t know, but I’m sure we’ll find out soon.
Aragato’s music fades out. Moments later a man with a suit walks out onto the ramp.
Suited Man: Cyclones are a natural part of the world. and altho---Ah my face!!!
Hanson: Rofl
Vinegar: Aragato just leapt out and scourged JK’s intro man.
Hanson: Guess he annoyed him as much as the rest of us.
The suited man is left writhing on the floor clutching his face as Aragato finally makes his way towards the ring. From the way Raenius’s shoulders bounce it seems he’s amused by the turn of events too. Aragato slides into the ring as JK, bemused, makes his way towards the ring.
Dennis: Uh, oh yeah, um, from Australia, somewhere, weighing, I forget. It’s JK!
JK gets down to the ring and tries to salvage his entrance by climbing up onto the turnbuckle to make his signature pose. Before he’s stepped back down to the ring Diamond in the Rough starts to play. The lights dim and several gold spotlights converge on the ramp. Away from his usually dynamic entrance, Jack Severino starts to apathetically make his way towards the ring.
Dennis: And his tag team partner, from Christchruch, New Zealand. Weighing in at 270lbs, the limpest man in sports entertainment, Jack Severiiiiiiiiino!!!
Jack breaks into a run towards the ring and Mitchell Dennis quickly retreats to the outside. Jack stares him out from the ropes before climbing the turnbuckle and saying something towards the announcer that we can’t make out.
Vinegar: Well that was all certainly different.
Hanson: You’d almost think entrances in their natural state get boring after a while.
Vinegar: So who do you think is going to start us off?
Hanson: Probably Raenius and Limpman.
Vinegar: Well it looks like it’s going to be Aragato and JK.
Hanson: You asked who was going outside first right?
Vinegar: Sure I did. JK and Aragato circling the ring. JK going for a lock up but takes an elbow to the side of the head for his trouble. The kid seems to have kept his composer though. Shoot for a single leg take down but gets a stiff kick to the head instead.
Hanson: Well this is going to be a one sided affair throughout. Even with the crazy Japanese guy dragging them down, they should still be able to beat a child and the limpest man in sports entertainment.
Vinegar: You’re really going to latch onto that one aren’t you.
Hanson: I think Mitchell’s got it down.
Vinegar: DJS asking for the tag but JK refuses. Shoulder tackles Aragato this time, forcing him back into the corner and taking the clubbing blows to the back he’s taking from Mr. Deathmatch.
Hanson: Shouldn’t have forced him back into is own corner though. Sloppy error.
Vinegar: Raenius indeed taking the opportunity to blind tag himself in. JK doesn’t see it and pays the price, the Resident Evil climbing into the ring and hits a back belly suplex.
Hanson: Strong impact by the only decent person in this match.
Vinegar: Raenius taking control back with that hit and putting the boot to JK in the middle of the ring. The Cyclone manages to roll himself away and out to the arena floor, still clutching the back of his head.
Hanson: Severino tries to get into the ring but Hazel East insists he’s still not the legal man. Raenius seems happy to wait for JK to recompose himself though.
Vinegar: The Cyclone climbs back up onto the apron. He seems wary of the Resident Evil who backs off, inviting him to come in.
Hanson: It’s a trap, he’s got to know it’s a trap.
Vinegar: JK climbs between the ropes and gets swiftly knocked down with a clothesline. Raenius drags him up and sends him running with the Irish Whip. Big sidewalk slam on the return. Cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by JK. Raenius dragging JK up again and taking him over to their corner. Tag in to Aragato again. Raenius holds him open as Aragato puts the boot into his abdomen.
Hanson: These two are working pretty well considering.
Vinegar: Considering what?
Hanson: That they’re both bat-shit insane.
Vinegar: Yeah that is pretty surprising. Aragato keeping JK in the corner. Lights him up with the knife edge chops across the chest. Irish whip across the ring. Aragato charges in but JK gets a boot up into the face. Counters with a bulldog and both men-
Hanson: Man and boy.
Vinegar: Yes, the man and the boy are both down. JK recovering first though, getting to his feet, though he still looks a little shaky. Aragato getting back up but takes a dropkick back down to the mat.
Hanson: I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I think a tag to Jack Severino could be wise.
Vinegar: That was very big of you. Not happening just yet though. JK trying to follow up on this offence. Drops the elbow across Aragato’s chest. Now going for the tag. Jack Severino in.
Hanson: I have nothing to say on this man.
Vinegar: Cool. Jack grabs Aragato as he heads for his corner and drags him to his feet. Big side belly to belly suplex. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by Aragato. Severino pulls him back up and knocks him down with a short arm lariat. Going to pick Aragato back up. Hurricanrana counter and Aragato makes the tag.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: You literally have nothing to say about Jack Severino.
Hanson: Nothing.
Vinegar: Nothing?
Hanson: I’ve said it all before.
Vinegar: Not even about him being hoisted up and nailed with a Death Valley Driver by Raenius in the middle of the ring?
Hanson: Ok maybe something. That was sweeeet.
Vinegar: It’s worrying how little of the roster you’re still willing to say even a single decent word about.
Hanson: What do you mean? I like Gabrielle, and Chinatsu, and Chassie Fear and--
Vinegar: I said you, not your penis.
Hanson: What’s the difference?
Vinegar: Probably about 5ft 11 inches.
Hanson: I’m 6ft and--hey!
Vinegar: Raenius locks in a grounded headlock. DJS having none of it though. Pushes them both back up, sends Raenius off towards the ropes. Shoulder block by Raenius but neither man budges.
Hanson: Oh here we go.
Vinegar: Raenius off the ropes again. Shoulder block and both men still standing. Severino this time off the ropes, shoulder block and both men still on their feet. Severino goes off running again but this time takes a back elbow that knocks him down.
Hanson: Phew, that was getting real old real fast.
Vinegar: Tag in to Aragato. Double team, both men with the Whip on The Blue Eyed Devil. Simultaneous big boot by Raenius and dropkick by Aragato. Mr Deathmatch taking over from here. Stiff roundhouse kicks to the chest as Severino gets back up.
Hanson: Kick his ass crazy bitch.
Vinegar: Wow, you even like Aragato better despite him scourging you before Infinity.
Hanson: Physical wounds heal.
Vinegar: Riiight. Aragato tags Raenius back in. Double whip again. DJS ducks a double super kick. Diving clotheslines drop both opponents. Great power counter by Diamond in the Rough.
Hanson: Wasn’t that great…*grumbles*
Vinegar: Aragato slides out of the ring as Jack makes the tag to JK who heads to the top rope. Double Axe handle attempt blocked by Raenius who’s got him by the throat. Chokeslam! Lateral press cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, Jack back in to break the count. Aragato seems to take exception to it running clothesline sends both men over the ropes to the outside. Both men-
Hanson: Man and Boy.
Vinegar: Yes, thank you. Both, whatever, up again, JK with a right hand. Blocked by Raenius, twisted up into the arm wrench. Rippersnapper!!! That came from nowhere. Pin, hooks the legs.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: It’s done.
Dennis: Here are your winners, Aragato and Raeniuuuuus!!!
Hanson: Told you.
Vinegar: Stock up of canned food and evacuate the major population centres, Daniel Hanson’s prediction came true.
Hanson: You say that like it’s uncommon.
Vinegar: Less common then you getting with a woman.
Hanson: Hey I got with one la---
Vinegar: A real one.
Hanson: Oh ok. Shouldn’t we say something witty before the next match?
Vinegar: I can’t think of anything.
Hanson: Me neither.
A car pulls up, and from the back seat steps Yasutoki Kiseragi, and directly behind him walks former Unified Global Champion, Alex Kiseragi. He stands without aid, and poses for the photographers, whose flash bulbs cascade upon him. He and his father exchange a few words, and Alex laughs at a comment his father makes, and they both walk inside as we cut to ringside, and the faces of Daniel Hanson and Nicholas Vinegar.
Vinegar: Welcome viewers, to another exciting edition of GIW Sentinel. It’s only one week until the stars of Global Impact Wrestling grace this nations Capital for our second Pay Per View of the year, Affirmative Action.
Hanson: What’s with the name, really? Does it mean we have to start giving Big B Brown more air time?
Vinegar: I think they were just stuck for something Governmenty that worked as a Pay Per View name.
Hanson: Governmenty?
Vinegar: You know what I mean. I don’t care if it’s a word or not. But I will say Alex Kiseragi is looking like the picture of health merely a week after falling three stories, that’s gotta cause ‘The Blessed One’ a bit of nervousness...
Hanson: Why? The dude through himself out of a window last week? He displayed the kind of crippling stupidity ‘The Headliner’ exposes in his opponents on a weekly basis, the dude has beat himself two weeks before he steps in the ring with our Unified Global Champion...
Vinegar: Whatever you say Dan, whatever you say. Regardless the guy looks in fantastic condition, and that’s a testament to the health professionals of LA...but it’s time for the first match of the night...
Hanson: Oh well, I guess this is the part where you get over excited about a likely terrible opening match.
Vinegar: And how! We’re going to see Jack Severino and The Cyclone JK take on Raenius and Aragato!
Hanson: *yawns*
Warmaggedon starts to play signalling Raenius as the first to enter. The arena fills with purple light.
Dennis: This is your opening contest of the night, and is a tag team match-up, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Northern Ireland, weighing in at 252lbs. Raenius!!!
Raenius jumps onto the apron knee first then climbs through the ropes. His music soon fades out as The Great Muta concerto takes over. Aragato stalks out to the top of the ramp, hunched low, strapped with kendo sticks, looking out into the crowd manically. Instead of making his way down he steps over to the edge of the stage and crouches down.
Dennis: And the tag team partner, stalking suspiciously at the top of the ramp, from Kyoto Japan and weighing in at 210lbs. Aragatoooooooo!!!
Hanson; What on Earth is he doing?
Vinegar: I don’t know, but I’m sure we’ll find out soon.
Aragato’s music fades out. Moments later a man with a suit walks out onto the ramp.
Suited Man: Cyclones are a natural part of the world. and altho---Ah my face!!!
Hanson: Rofl
Vinegar: Aragato just leapt out and scourged JK’s intro man.
Hanson: Guess he annoyed him as much as the rest of us.
The suited man is left writhing on the floor clutching his face as Aragato finally makes his way towards the ring. From the way Raenius’s shoulders bounce it seems he’s amused by the turn of events too. Aragato slides into the ring as JK, bemused, makes his way towards the ring.
Dennis: Uh, oh yeah, um, from Australia, somewhere, weighing, I forget. It’s JK!
JK gets down to the ring and tries to salvage his entrance by climbing up onto the turnbuckle to make his signature pose. Before he’s stepped back down to the ring Diamond in the Rough starts to play. The lights dim and several gold spotlights converge on the ramp. Away from his usually dynamic entrance, Jack Severino starts to apathetically make his way towards the ring.
Dennis: And his tag team partner, from Christchruch, New Zealand. Weighing in at 270lbs, the limpest man in sports entertainment, Jack Severiiiiiiiiino!!!
Jack breaks into a run towards the ring and Mitchell Dennis quickly retreats to the outside. Jack stares him out from the ropes before climbing the turnbuckle and saying something towards the announcer that we can’t make out.
Vinegar: Well that was all certainly different.
Hanson: You’d almost think entrances in their natural state get boring after a while.
Vinegar: So who do you think is going to start us off?
Hanson: Probably Raenius and Limpman.
Vinegar: Well it looks like it’s going to be Aragato and JK.
Hanson: You asked who was going outside first right?
Vinegar: Sure I did. JK and Aragato circling the ring. JK going for a lock up but takes an elbow to the side of the head for his trouble. The kid seems to have kept his composer though. Shoot for a single leg take down but gets a stiff kick to the head instead.
Hanson: Well this is going to be a one sided affair throughout. Even with the crazy Japanese guy dragging them down, they should still be able to beat a child and the limpest man in sports entertainment.
Vinegar: You’re really going to latch onto that one aren’t you.
Hanson: I think Mitchell’s got it down.
Vinegar: DJS asking for the tag but JK refuses. Shoulder tackles Aragato this time, forcing him back into the corner and taking the clubbing blows to the back he’s taking from Mr. Deathmatch.
Hanson: Shouldn’t have forced him back into is own corner though. Sloppy error.
Vinegar: Raenius indeed taking the opportunity to blind tag himself in. JK doesn’t see it and pays the price, the Resident Evil climbing into the ring and hits a back belly suplex.
Hanson: Strong impact by the only decent person in this match.
Vinegar: Raenius taking control back with that hit and putting the boot to JK in the middle of the ring. The Cyclone manages to roll himself away and out to the arena floor, still clutching the back of his head.
Hanson: Severino tries to get into the ring but Hazel East insists he’s still not the legal man. Raenius seems happy to wait for JK to recompose himself though.
Vinegar: The Cyclone climbs back up onto the apron. He seems wary of the Resident Evil who backs off, inviting him to come in.
Hanson: It’s a trap, he’s got to know it’s a trap.
Vinegar: JK climbs between the ropes and gets swiftly knocked down with a clothesline. Raenius drags him up and sends him running with the Irish Whip. Big sidewalk slam on the return. Cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by JK. Raenius dragging JK up again and taking him over to their corner. Tag in to Aragato again. Raenius holds him open as Aragato puts the boot into his abdomen.
Hanson: These two are working pretty well considering.
Vinegar: Considering what?
Hanson: That they’re both bat-shit insane.
Vinegar: Yeah that is pretty surprising. Aragato keeping JK in the corner. Lights him up with the knife edge chops across the chest. Irish whip across the ring. Aragato charges in but JK gets a boot up into the face. Counters with a bulldog and both men-
Hanson: Man and boy.
Vinegar: Yes, the man and the boy are both down. JK recovering first though, getting to his feet, though he still looks a little shaky. Aragato getting back up but takes a dropkick back down to the mat.
Hanson: I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I think a tag to Jack Severino could be wise.
Vinegar: That was very big of you. Not happening just yet though. JK trying to follow up on this offence. Drops the elbow across Aragato’s chest. Now going for the tag. Jack Severino in.
Hanson: I have nothing to say on this man.
Vinegar: Cool. Jack grabs Aragato as he heads for his corner and drags him to his feet. Big side belly to belly suplex. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: Kick out by Aragato. Severino pulls him back up and knocks him down with a short arm lariat. Going to pick Aragato back up. Hurricanrana counter and Aragato makes the tag.
Hanson: …
Vinegar: You literally have nothing to say about Jack Severino.
Hanson: Nothing.
Vinegar: Nothing?
Hanson: I’ve said it all before.
Vinegar: Not even about him being hoisted up and nailed with a Death Valley Driver by Raenius in the middle of the ring?
Hanson: Ok maybe something. That was sweeeet.
Vinegar: It’s worrying how little of the roster you’re still willing to say even a single decent word about.
Hanson: What do you mean? I like Gabrielle, and Chinatsu, and Chassie Fear and--
Vinegar: I said you, not your penis.
Hanson: What’s the difference?
Vinegar: Probably about 5ft 11 inches.
Hanson: I’m 6ft and--hey!
Vinegar: Raenius locks in a grounded headlock. DJS having none of it though. Pushes them both back up, sends Raenius off towards the ropes. Shoulder block by Raenius but neither man budges.
Hanson: Oh here we go.
Vinegar: Raenius off the ropes again. Shoulder block and both men still standing. Severino this time off the ropes, shoulder block and both men still on their feet. Severino goes off running again but this time takes a back elbow that knocks him down.
Hanson: Phew, that was getting real old real fast.
Vinegar: Tag in to Aragato. Double team, both men with the Whip on The Blue Eyed Devil. Simultaneous big boot by Raenius and dropkick by Aragato. Mr Deathmatch taking over from here. Stiff roundhouse kicks to the chest as Severino gets back up.
Hanson: Kick his ass crazy bitch.
Vinegar: Wow, you even like Aragato better despite him scourging you before Infinity.
Hanson: Physical wounds heal.
Vinegar: Riiight. Aragato tags Raenius back in. Double whip again. DJS ducks a double super kick. Diving clotheslines drop both opponents. Great power counter by Diamond in the Rough.
Hanson: Wasn’t that great…*grumbles*
Vinegar: Aragato slides out of the ring as Jack makes the tag to JK who heads to the top rope. Double Axe handle attempt blocked by Raenius who’s got him by the throat. Chokeslam! Lateral press cover.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, Jack back in to break the count. Aragato seems to take exception to it running clothesline sends both men over the ropes to the outside. Both men-
Hanson: Man and Boy.
Vinegar: Yes, thank you. Both, whatever, up again, JK with a right hand. Blocked by Raenius, twisted up into the arm wrench. Rippersnapper!!! That came from nowhere. Pin, hooks the legs.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: It’s done.
Dennis: Here are your winners, Aragato and Raeniuuuuus!!!
Hanson: Told you.
Vinegar: Stock up of canned food and evacuate the major population centres, Daniel Hanson’s prediction came true.
Hanson: You say that like it’s uncommon.
Vinegar: Less common then you getting with a woman.
Hanson: Hey I got with one la---
Vinegar: A real one.
Hanson: Oh ok. Shouldn’t we say something witty before the next match?
Vinegar: I can’t think of anything.
Hanson: Me neither.