No Holds Barred FINAL Card

[Lord Hastings]

Name: No Holds Barred: Adapt or Die

Date: Monday, May 3, 2010

Arena: KeyArena, Seattle, Washington

Theme Song: When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000

Announcers: Nicholas Vinegar, Hans Lieberjosch, and Covert Jay

Card


Hard Ten Match
Andy Savana
vs
Eric Gold
vs
John Russo
vs
"Joker" Mark Matthews

Referees: Hazel East and Owen Peterson
Purse: G$500,000



UGWC Chaos Title Match
Three Floors of Hell
Jet Somers
vs
Kyle Tacker
vs
Jason Grant

Referee: Owen Peterson
Purse: G$600,000


#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Hall of Mirrors
Medos
vs
Phrixus Deimos

Referee: Hazel East
Purse: G$672,000


UGWC Cooperative Title Match
Prison Break Match
The Brick City Boyz
vs
The Covenant
vs
The Thames Valley Hit Squad
vs
Travis Roberts & Tyvola

Referee: Sam Green
Purse: G$1,200,000


#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Towering Inferno Match
Dirge
vs
JK

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$672,000


UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Title Match
Dragon's Cave Match
Alex Kiseragi
vs
Travis Pierce

Referee: Brian Chartreuse
Purse: G$864,000


UGWC World Heavyweight Title Match
Extra Grande Double Shot Match
Donovan Hastings
vs
Red Fusion

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$1,000,000

RP Stipulation: Everyone must include in their RP this week a supporting character who originated in the opposite fed from the one you were in prior to the merge. This applies across the board. So if you were a member of LWF, a GIW supporting character (i.e. Moss Edwards, Jason Reeves, Roxy Malone, Nicholas Vinegar, Owen Peterson, etc) must make an appearance in your RP. If you were a member of GIW, a LWF support character (i.e. Robert Ooley, Grey Coppi, Covert Jay, etc) must make an appearance in your RP. If you are new to UGWC and were not in either LWF or GIW, you may draw from either pool at your discretion. Note that your RP does not have to focus on these characters, only that at least one must make an appearance. Any questions, let us know.

[Jet Somers]

United in Combat title?

hate it...

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Aren't you a bundle of joy.

[Alex Kiseragi]

Yeah, me too, but you know that already.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Yes, making posting those thoughts again rather pointless

You will notice the World title is 'traditionally' named, which I personally hate, but there ya go...

You wouldn't think I'd named a Penguin as Enforcer in the past would you?

[Jet Somers]

Think of the entire name of the title, no acronyms.

Some form of Unity is in there twice.

I like the idea of coming up with inventive and unique names, but... I don't know, it seems kinda redundant and cheesy to boot.

Unity titles I might could stomach, but...

Anyway, just my three cents.

[Lord Hastings]

Nobody ever refers to titles by their full names with no acronyms, be it WWE, TNA, UFC, boxing, etc. I understand the point but I think it's moot.

[Jet Somers]

YOU'RE MOOT

[Declan Prescott]

I lawl'd.

That is all.

[Red Bull Icon]

So it'd be the UGWC-UiC Championship. Or UGW-CUCC. There's gotta be some brainy joke to be made that I'm just not smart enough to see, but I hate the name too.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

'Hate', really?

Maybe you all need a wee bit of perspective in your lives...

Just my three pence...

[Travis Pierce]

Seems like a pretty stupid argument. It's the name of a title. You don't like it, don't compete for it.

Personally, I think it's a neat name, it's something different. You can't claim UGWC is innovative and different and then turn around and use the same stale names used by every federation everywhere. Kudos for trying to be different.

People around here get wayyyyyyy too caught up in mundane details.

And who's the doodle? Creakin's cousin?

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

It's not an argument really.

I appreciate the feedback from these guys, I just think the word hate is taking things a little far but I'm a hippy.

In honesty I knew that title name would be received very differently by different people, at the end of the day Steve and I like it, and I sacrificed calling the World Title the Unified Global Championship again, and I doubt anyone here would refuse a shot at it due to the name.

I'd have been shocked if no-one had voiced their dislike, in fact I'd have suspected an outbreak of the plague.

I think I speak for all involved when I say no-one is taking it too seriously. Sometimes we get a little over the top, but it is all good natured.

But...thanks for your support on the issue, I was starting to worry that EVERYONE hated it. And you get my thinking on it, which is also cool.

As for the doodle, that assumption is amusing, but he once contributed far more than creakin ever could, he was the founder of GIW, and like an amusing grandfather crops up to make random comments every now and then.

[Declan Prescott]

I'm not over the hill just yet, sonny. Just waiting for the opportune time to strike (i.e. when DJ makes his highly anticipated return).

And does anyone here other than T-Bola actually have a life?

[Jet Somers]

Yeah, if I took it that seriously, I wouldn't have just fobbed it off with a casual "...hate it"

I'd have ranted and raved. But it's not a big deal. I'm a singles competitor. What do I care, really, if a championship I'm never going to hold has a queer-as-ryan-seacrest name??