Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:25:43 GMT -5
Boss P is backstage of a cell in a real flap. Haha the penguin is in a flap)
BOSS P: WHADDYA MEAN YA CAN’T BE FUCKED NIGGA!
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BOSS P: LOOK NIGGA! I’M MOTHERFUCKIN’ GIVIN’ YA EVERYTHIN’ NIGGA! WHADEVER YA WANT! AND YA CAN’T BE FUCKED SHOWIN’UP TA WORK NIGGA! THAT’S MOTHERFUCKIN’ BULLSHIT NIGGA!
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BOSS P: NIGGA! FUCK YOU!
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BOSS P: YEH NIGGA! I SAID FUCK YOU! I EXPECT YA TO GET YA BIG DUMB ASS TO THA ARENA MOTHERFUCKIN’ NOW! THIS NIGGA DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YA GOT grape A GRANNY AND STEAL HER MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE TICKET AND GET YA MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASS OUT OF TEXAS!
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BOSS P: NIGGA WHAT YO MEAN?!
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BOSS P: NIGGA GET YO FUCKIN’ ASS FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ BAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ RING! I AIN’T LOOKIN’ LIKE NO DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHEN MY MUSCLE AIN’T HERE!
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BOSS P: NIGGA! IF YA DON’T I’MA SHOVE MA TOMMY GUN UP YO MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASS AND PULL THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRIGGAH NIGGA!
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BOSS P: DAMN RIGHT NIGGA!
Boss P closes his phone and waddles off in an angry manner....as we cut to the arena.
Vinegar: Welcome fans, back to the GIW Arena in the City of Angels for Sentinel. We’re one week on from Global Impact Wrestling’s debut trip to Washington D.C. for Affirmative Action and we’re back with another great show for you?
Hanson: Really?
Vinegar: Really what?
Hanson: You think it’s gonna be great?
Vinegar: Of course it will.
Hanson: Will it though?
Vinegar: Yeah.
Hanson: Oh will it though?
Vinegar: Yeah.
Hanson: Oh will-
Vinegar: Shut the hell up.
Hanson: Ok.
Vinegar: You should be happy, your boyfriends are teaming up to take on two men Gabrielle loves infinitely more then you, which could actually be any two people in the world but hey.
Hanson: Yeah! Blessed Immortality!
Vinegar: Exactly.
Hanson: Who’s first though?
Wonder What’s Next starts to play and crowd cheer loudly in expectation of the Red Bull Icon.
Hanson: Oh god not Boolz already. I thought he was dead.
Tobias Erndhart walks out to the top of the ramp, stopping to take in the scene, seemingly taken aback by it all.
Hanson: Who the hell is that guy?
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Randy Boolzian, from Medford, Oregon, weighing in at 293lbs, Tobias Erndhaaaaaaart!!
Hanson: I repeat my previous question.
Vinegar: You really don’t pay attention to the world around you do you.
Hanson: Rarely.
Randy Boolzian walks out a few steps behind Tobias, hands in his pockets of his black dickies pants, shoulders slumped inside an athletic grey hoody. Tobias slides into the ring while BoolZ leans back against the crowd barriers to the delight of the front row fans.
The music changes to Beginning of the End and the crowd goes quiet. Tim Kingsley appears at the top of the ramp and the crowd largely remain unmoved. The Space Cadet makes his way down the ramp, firing off his laser gun though still without the pyros he seems to be hoping for.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Space, apparently, weighing in at 221lbs, Space Cadet Tim Kinsleeeey!!!
Hanson: You see what I’m saying. How can a show that starts like this be great?
Vinegar: It’s really too early to judge.
the arena looses all light apart from one single spotlight fixed on the entrance way. Phantom of the Opera hits the PA system as Jane appears out of the back to where the spotlight is fixed. as the first female vocals hit , Janet starts to sing the lyrics to the song. she finnishes her part when she gets inside the ring, and after 2 secconds; a seccond spotlight hits the arena, this time to a single platform of catwalk up in the rafters where Phantom is seen standing in his attire to sing the male vocals of his entrance theme. as he starts to sing, the platform begins to decend into the ring. the platform hits the center of the ring for both to sing the duet as the phantom steps off the platform and faces the right hand side of the crowd and taunts, he then does the same on the left hand side. after this Phantom walks to the corner as Janet leaves the ring to await his opponent
Dennis: I can’t even be bothered.
Hanson: Who’s he waiting for? His opponents are already there.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: Guess he was too busy singing to realise what was going on. Tobias charges at him and knocks him to the ground with a clothesline to the back of the head.
Hanson: Hey maybe this guys not so bad.
Vinegar: Why? Because he cheap shot a guy?
Hanson: Because he’s willing to do whatever it takes to win.
Vinegar: Oh of course. Kingsley taking it to Erndhart with the right hands, driving him back to the ropes. Irish whip and Tobias levels him with a shoulder block.
Hanson: Yeah!
Vinegar: You know you’re cheering someone affiliated with the Red Bull Icon right?
Hanson: Boo!
Vinegar: Thought so. The Phantom back to his feet and just gets put back down with a scoop slam. Kingsley back up though and knocks Erndhart down with a chop block. Phantom and Kingsley both putting the boot to the newcomer who rolls himself out of the ring.
Tobias goes over to where BoolZ is chilling out and seems to ask him something. BoolZ merely shrugs, to Tobias’s annoyance.
Vinegar: With the rookie taken care of these two are trading blows in the middle of the ring. The Phantom getting the upper hand though and hit’s a falling neck breaker.
Hanson: So do you mind if we talk about random other stuff during this match?
Vinegar: I think we should stick to calling the match in hand.
Hanson: Good because this main event should pretty good don’t you think?
Vinegar: I said we should call the-
Hanson: I mean, The Blessed One and the True Chief Nigga side by side. It’s the stuff of dreams.
Vinegar: Phantom sweeps The Space Cadet up and positions him in the corner. Blatant choke hold with the boot across the windpipe.
Hanson: And they’re taking on the Crimson Ghost and Jack Severino!
Vinegar: Erndhart sliding back into the ring and I don’t think Phantom’s noticed him. Hazel East forced to apply the five count to make him break the hold.
Hanson: The only thing bad thing is the chance of it being a brutal squash match.
Vinegar: Phantom turns away and straight into a side belly to belly suplex from Tobias Erndhart. There’s one for The Space Cadet as he falls out of the corner too. This kid sure seems proud of himself for that.
Hanson: But I’m sure Blessed Immortality would find a way to make it a truly entertaining match up even so. Are you listening to me?
Vinegar: Travis and Hastings good. Ghost and Severino bad. Squash match, still entertaining.
Hanson: Good.
Vinegar: Both men back up while the young Tobias is celebrating and I think they just shared a look. Tobias turns around into a pair of knees to the gut and a double overhead suplex by his opponents.
Hanson: You know Blessed Immortality could really go far. Maybe they should go after the tag titles. I could see the Blessed One with two belts. I think it’d suit him.
Vinegar: The Phantom going for the pin but it’s instantly broken up by Kingsley. The Phantom doesn’t seem happy but the Space Cadet doesn’t care. He just dropped him to a knee with a low dropkick. Sets off running to the ropes and takes him over with the Headscissor. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, kick out by the Phantom. Tobias is back up and takes Tim Kingsley down with a running back elbow.
Hanson: Maybe the Lord Chief could go for the .Com title too, since he was robbed of it with his last shot.
Vinegar: The Phantom back up and charges at the back of Erndhart. The youngster turns just in time though and tosses him out to the arena floor.
Hanson: Then they could have all the belts between them. They’d be magnificent.
Vinegar: Kingsley attempts a clothesline to Tobias but the young man ducks it, kick to the gut…DDT! Wait, was that the Discomboolzilator?
Hanson: You’re not paying attention to me at all are you?
Vinegar: Cover attempt.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner! Tobias Erndhart!
Vinegar: An impressive debut showing by this young man. His coaching by the Red Bull Icon must be a great help.
Hanson: Bah, if you need to learn to live a trailer park and make bad life decisions watch Jerry Springer.
Tobias rolls out of the ring, hands held high. BoolZ wanders off with him, facing away from the crowd as Tobias basks in the cheers that are still largely aimed towards his so called mentor.
BOSS P: WHADDYA MEAN YA CAN’T BE FUCKED NIGGA!
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BOSS P: LOOK NIGGA! I’M MOTHERFUCKIN’ GIVIN’ YA EVERYTHIN’ NIGGA! WHADEVER YA WANT! AND YA CAN’T BE FUCKED SHOWIN’UP TA WORK NIGGA! THAT’S MOTHERFUCKIN’ BULLSHIT NIGGA!
…
BOSS P: NIGGA! FUCK YOU!
…
BOSS P: YEH NIGGA! I SAID FUCK YOU! I EXPECT YA TO GET YA BIG DUMB ASS TO THA ARENA MOTHERFUCKIN’ NOW! THIS NIGGA DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YA GOT grape A GRANNY AND STEAL HER MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE TICKET AND GET YA MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASS OUT OF TEXAS!
…
BOSS P: NIGGA WHAT YO MEAN?!
…
BOSS P: NIGGA GET YO FUCKIN’ ASS FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ BAR TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ RING! I AIN’T LOOKIN’ LIKE NO DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHEN MY MUSCLE AIN’T HERE!
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BOSS P: NIGGA! IF YA DON’T I’MA SHOVE MA TOMMY GUN UP YO MOTHERFUCKIN’ ASS AND PULL THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRIGGAH NIGGA!
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BOSS P: DAMN RIGHT NIGGA!
Boss P closes his phone and waddles off in an angry manner....as we cut to the arena.
Vinegar: Welcome fans, back to the GIW Arena in the City of Angels for Sentinel. We’re one week on from Global Impact Wrestling’s debut trip to Washington D.C. for Affirmative Action and we’re back with another great show for you?
Hanson: Really?
Vinegar: Really what?
Hanson: You think it’s gonna be great?
Vinegar: Of course it will.
Hanson: Will it though?
Vinegar: Yeah.
Hanson: Oh will it though?
Vinegar: Yeah.
Hanson: Oh will-
Vinegar: Shut the hell up.
Hanson: Ok.
Vinegar: You should be happy, your boyfriends are teaming up to take on two men Gabrielle loves infinitely more then you, which could actually be any two people in the world but hey.
Hanson: Yeah! Blessed Immortality!
Vinegar: Exactly.
Hanson: Who’s first though?
Wonder What’s Next starts to play and crowd cheer loudly in expectation of the Red Bull Icon.
Hanson: Oh god not Boolz already. I thought he was dead.
Tobias Erndhart walks out to the top of the ramp, stopping to take in the scene, seemingly taken aback by it all.
Hanson: Who the hell is that guy?
Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Randy Boolzian, from Medford, Oregon, weighing in at 293lbs, Tobias Erndhaaaaaaart!!
Hanson: I repeat my previous question.
Vinegar: You really don’t pay attention to the world around you do you.
Hanson: Rarely.
Randy Boolzian walks out a few steps behind Tobias, hands in his pockets of his black dickies pants, shoulders slumped inside an athletic grey hoody. Tobias slides into the ring while BoolZ leans back against the crowd barriers to the delight of the front row fans.
The music changes to Beginning of the End and the crowd goes quiet. Tim Kingsley appears at the top of the ramp and the crowd largely remain unmoved. The Space Cadet makes his way down the ramp, firing off his laser gun though still without the pyros he seems to be hoping for.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Space, apparently, weighing in at 221lbs, Space Cadet Tim Kinsleeeey!!!
Hanson: You see what I’m saying. How can a show that starts like this be great?
Vinegar: It’s really too early to judge.
the arena looses all light apart from one single spotlight fixed on the entrance way. Phantom of the Opera hits the PA system as Jane appears out of the back to where the spotlight is fixed. as the first female vocals hit , Janet starts to sing the lyrics to the song. she finnishes her part when she gets inside the ring, and after 2 secconds; a seccond spotlight hits the arena, this time to a single platform of catwalk up in the rafters where Phantom is seen standing in his attire to sing the male vocals of his entrance theme. as he starts to sing, the platform begins to decend into the ring. the platform hits the center of the ring for both to sing the duet as the phantom steps off the platform and faces the right hand side of the crowd and taunts, he then does the same on the left hand side. after this Phantom walks to the corner as Janet leaves the ring to await his opponent
Dennis: I can’t even be bothered.
Hanson: Who’s he waiting for? His opponents are already there.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: Guess he was too busy singing to realise what was going on. Tobias charges at him and knocks him to the ground with a clothesline to the back of the head.
Hanson: Hey maybe this guys not so bad.
Vinegar: Why? Because he cheap shot a guy?
Hanson: Because he’s willing to do whatever it takes to win.
Vinegar: Oh of course. Kingsley taking it to Erndhart with the right hands, driving him back to the ropes. Irish whip and Tobias levels him with a shoulder block.
Hanson: Yeah!
Vinegar: You know you’re cheering someone affiliated with the Red Bull Icon right?
Hanson: Boo!
Vinegar: Thought so. The Phantom back to his feet and just gets put back down with a scoop slam. Kingsley back up though and knocks Erndhart down with a chop block. Phantom and Kingsley both putting the boot to the newcomer who rolls himself out of the ring.
Tobias goes over to where BoolZ is chilling out and seems to ask him something. BoolZ merely shrugs, to Tobias’s annoyance.
Vinegar: With the rookie taken care of these two are trading blows in the middle of the ring. The Phantom getting the upper hand though and hit’s a falling neck breaker.
Hanson: So do you mind if we talk about random other stuff during this match?
Vinegar: I think we should stick to calling the match in hand.
Hanson: Good because this main event should pretty good don’t you think?
Vinegar: I said we should call the-
Hanson: I mean, The Blessed One and the True Chief Nigga side by side. It’s the stuff of dreams.
Vinegar: Phantom sweeps The Space Cadet up and positions him in the corner. Blatant choke hold with the boot across the windpipe.
Hanson: And they’re taking on the Crimson Ghost and Jack Severino!
Vinegar: Erndhart sliding back into the ring and I don’t think Phantom’s noticed him. Hazel East forced to apply the five count to make him break the hold.
Hanson: The only thing bad thing is the chance of it being a brutal squash match.
Vinegar: Phantom turns away and straight into a side belly to belly suplex from Tobias Erndhart. There’s one for The Space Cadet as he falls out of the corner too. This kid sure seems proud of himself for that.
Hanson: But I’m sure Blessed Immortality would find a way to make it a truly entertaining match up even so. Are you listening to me?
Vinegar: Travis and Hastings good. Ghost and Severino bad. Squash match, still entertaining.
Hanson: Good.
Vinegar: Both men back up while the young Tobias is celebrating and I think they just shared a look. Tobias turns around into a pair of knees to the gut and a double overhead suplex by his opponents.
Hanson: You know Blessed Immortality could really go far. Maybe they should go after the tag titles. I could see the Blessed One with two belts. I think it’d suit him.
Vinegar: The Phantom going for the pin but it’s instantly broken up by Kingsley. The Phantom doesn’t seem happy but the Space Cadet doesn’t care. He just dropped him to a knee with a low dropkick. Sets off running to the ropes and takes him over with the Headscissor. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, kick out by the Phantom. Tobias is back up and takes Tim Kingsley down with a running back elbow.
Hanson: Maybe the Lord Chief could go for the .Com title too, since he was robbed of it with his last shot.
Vinegar: The Phantom back up and charges at the back of Erndhart. The youngster turns just in time though and tosses him out to the arena floor.
Hanson: Then they could have all the belts between them. They’d be magnificent.
Vinegar: Kingsley attempts a clothesline to Tobias but the young man ducks it, kick to the gut…DDT! Wait, was that the Discomboolzilator?
Hanson: You’re not paying attention to me at all are you?
Vinegar: Cover attempt.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding!
Dennis: Here is your winner! Tobias Erndhart!
Vinegar: An impressive debut showing by this young man. His coaching by the Red Bull Icon must be a great help.
Hanson: Bah, if you need to learn to live a trailer park and make bad life decisions watch Jerry Springer.
Tobias rolls out of the ring, hands held high. BoolZ wanders off with him, facing away from the crowd as Tobias basks in the cheers that are still largely aimed towards his so called mentor.