Post by UGWC Staff on Feb 14, 2022 22:51:52 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to the first UGWC Pay-Per-View of 2022, it is time for Infinity!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Vinegar: The Global Challenge has been ongoing for weeks, but the round robin round is complete, and the tournament comes to a close tonight, with Lucy Wylde facing Montague Cervantes in the finals, with the Global Challenge Key and a future World Title match on the line!
Lieberjosch: We'll also see Baltimore Elite challenge Incendium for the Cooperative Championship, and Hide Yamazaki and Ragdoll will battle for the vacant Cross-Hemisphere Title!
Vinegar: Seven matches in total on the card tonight, three championships on the line, and it all leads to the main event, as Donovan Hastings receives a rematch for the World Title against the man that took it from him, Centurion, and under the watchful eye of special guest referee Dave Rydell, that match will end via submission only.
Covert Jay: So let's get the action underway!
The lights plunge the arena into darkness as “Die Eier von Satan” blares through the arena. Strobes flash in time with the weird and creepy video. A few seconds in he comes leaping out onto the stage, nearly trips over his own feet and comes dangerously close to falling off of the stage. He walks to the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd. He tries to look scary and menacing, but fails because he seems to forget that he’s wearing a mask. He barely manages to walk down the ramp without hurting himself, almost falls off of the ring steps and then trips over the middle rope as he tries to get into the ring. He tries to climb the ropes, but isn’t strong enough to pull himself up and eventually settles for posing in the middle of the ring.
Cold as Ice by M.O.P plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain, wearing his blue and black facepaint with his black and blue gear along with his wrestling trousers with his nickname The Iceman on the back of them with Pit Bull Energy logos on the side of his trousers with black gloves on both of his hands with a side cross necklace on his neck with the blue and black yin-yang tattoo on his right shoulder and Iceman from X-Men tattoo on his back, ice wolf tattoo on his left chest, ice bear tattoo on his right chest and flame cage tattoo on his left shoulder. Also has a penguin, walrus and a polar bear stitching on the left-hand side of his chest, stating Stop Climate Change.
Mitchell Dennis: “From Cologne, Germany, he is The Iceman, Konrad Raab!”
He then high fives the fans as he goes up the stairs before going in-between the ropes and does a holdup on each turnbuckle and everyone cheers him with as he gets down from the turnbuckle. Konrad does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start.
Vinegar: The opening bell sounds and Dark Destroyer lunges for Konrad but Konrad is able to step to the side and Destroyer falls flat on his face.
Covert Jay: Konrad goes to pull him up, however, Dark Destroyer pushes him away.
Leiberjosch: In the process he falls back down to the mat after stepping on his cape.
Vinegar: Konrad waits for Destroyer to rise on his own. He does, using the ropes to pull himself up.
Leiberjosch: Destroyer sees Konrad, and charges. He lunges for the Spear of Destruction but bounces to the mat and it hardly had any effect on Konrad.
Covert Jay: Oof, that’s gonna hurt!
Vinegar: After realizing that this is how the match is going to go, Konrad heads over to pick up Dark Destroyer. But he gets inside cradled!
Leiberjosch: Dark Destroyer can’t hold him and Konrad is out at 1.
Vinegar: Konrad is up and pulls up Dark Destroyer. Overhead belly to belly suplex!
Covert Jay: He could easily put him away now. Heck, I could!
Leiberjosch: Well this isn’t about you, is it?
Covert Jay: No, I’m just saying.
Vinegar: Knock it off. Konrad with a hard clothesline sending Dark Destroyer end over end.
Leiberjosch: Great, now he’s tangled in his cape again.
Covert Jay: The cape lets us know how super he is! And he’s doing a super job.
Vinegar: Konrad with a German Suplex, with a bridge! 1…2.. but Dark Destroyers foot tapped the rope!
Leiberjosch: Now that’s what I call lucky.
Covert Jay: Lucky or not, he’s super duper!
Leiberjosch: You’re not going to get back on this banter are you? And start talking about dragons, right?
Covert Jay: Why? Did you see one? o_0
Vinegar: That’s enough. Please.
Leiberjosch: Konrad is putting the boots to Dark Destroyer here.
Vinegar: He whips Destroyer off the ropes. One the rebound he goes for a clothesline but Dark Destroyer tumbles down.
Covert Jay: Konrad stumbles as he put a lot of force behind it with nowhere to hit!
Vinegar: Destroyer is up! He’s going for a superkick!
Leiberjosch: He’s caught! T-bone suplex from Konrad!
Covert Jay: HOW DID HE ROLL THROUGH THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Vinegar: Your guess is as good as mine. What a move!
Leiberjosch: PURE. ACCIDENT.
Covert Jay: He’s showing us how super duper he is!
Leiberjosch: Could you imagine if Dark Destroyer earned a title shot...of any kind, right here tonight?
Vinegar: Kick to Konrad’s midsection. THE DARK ABYSS OF FATHOMLESS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: COUNTER!
Covert Jay: PILES OF ICE!!!!!!
Vinegar: Konrad covers, 1……2……3!!!!!!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner.........Konrad Raab!!!!
Leiberjosch: And it looks like that title opportunity is going to Konrad Raab. I knew Dark Destroyer couldn't do it.
Covert Jay: Mark my words, one day he will. We have no idea how high he can fly.