Post by UGWC Staff on Mar 14, 2022 21:29:50 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 14th, 2022!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Centurion
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment vs Montague Cervantes
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment: vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment vs Hastings & Rydell
Chaos Champion: Tony Savage
Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Dave Rydell
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: TBD on May 9
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Raab is in first for their side. Scott starts to prepare himself, but is interrupted by Destroyer. The Dumb insists upon starting the match for their side. After some heavily one-sided posturing, Zane facepalms before aggressively gesturing for DD to go ahead. Before Zane can even get all the way out on the apron though, Destroyer had dashed toward Raab and tripped over his own feet. He faceplants and knocks himself silly.
Raab moves in to check on him as Scott looks on incredulously. Konrad could go for the pin here, but he's not the type to win that way, no matter how much Johnny screams for him to.
Konrad backs off respectfully as Zane gets back in and retrieves his partner, smacking him roughly on the back to make the tag.
Now that a proper match can begin, we’re treated to a vicious series of high impact moves from both Zane and Konrad. Konrad is able to string together several suplexes, but eventually falls victim to Scott’s big powerbombs and spinebusters. Scott works Raab over in and against the corner before wearing him down enough to deliver Exiled and Erased.
Hide has to break up the cover to rescue Konrad, and this leads to Yamazaki tagging in for their team. It’s dueling spinebusters for a few minutes, with each man serving up his best one only to be surprised when the other rolls quickly away to prevent capitalizing. Neither stays down for long, and we next see a series of back and forth strikes that rock Zane and Hide in the center of the ring.
This back and forth of similar moves goes on for a few minutes, with it really looking as though they’re evenly matched. Eventually, though, Hide sneaks in The Tower and goes for the pin.
Zane kicks out at the last possibly moment, then scrambles to put space between them. To his surprise, a now-recovered Dark Destroyer can now reach him, and helps himself to a blind tag. Scott slips out of the ring with a low growl, his patience wearing thin as DD steps confidently through the ropes.
Destroyer hypes himself up, screams EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!, and sprints at Yamazaki. Hide drops into a crouch and readies to grab DD. Destroyer notices the ravenous look in Deathwish’s eyes and promptly stops dead, having to really put effort into not wetting himself. His confidence wavers instantly, and he spins on a heel to rush back to his corner.
DD frantically slaps at Zane’s arm while seriously recalculating his life choices, but unfortunately, Zane steps in and grabs his own partner to deliver The Purge. He offers the pin to Yamazaki, but Hide backs off (again, much to the chagrin of Johnny Hitmaker). Zane finally shrugs and steps out of the ring, hops down off the apron, and walks up the ramp to the back.
Neither Hide nor Konrad feel as though taking advantage of the situation is the right thing to do, but Chartreuse eventually initiates a count. When he gets to 10, he awards the win as DD is unable to continue.
Winners: Hide Yamazaki and Konrad Raab
Time: 11:35
The match begins with Ragdoll, Kyra Johnson and Travis Pierce in the ring. At first the two women focus on Pierce, keeping him off balance with their speed and agility. The pinball him around the ring with dropkicks, hurricanrana’s, head scissors, kicks, knee strikes, and finally a backstabber/ leaping double foot stomp combo. Kyra leaps on for the pin, but Jackie yanks her off of him and goes for it herself. From here it devolves into a brawl between the two of them which ends up with them taking each other down with a pair of good old fashioned boots to the face. Sam Green begins the count.
Kyra tags in Ken, who leaps over the top rope and immediately drills Pierce in the face, who’d just barely gotten up. He pulls Pierce up and throws him into Ragdoll, then charges at her, leaps up, grabs her around the head and drops her into the mat with an inverted DDT, which also DDTs Pierce. He pops up to his feet and pushes Pierce from the ring with his foot, then turns and is knocked from the ring himself as Ragdoll throws herself at him and takes them both over the top rope and out to the floor. Unfortunately for Jackie, Ken lands on top of her. It takes a bit for any of them to move before Pierce finally rolls Jackie back into the ring, rolls in to break up the count, then rolls out and gives Ken “The Breakdown” into the floor.
He slides back into the ring and barely dodges a “Tiptoe Through the Tulips”, then shoots up and obliterates her with a clothesline. He pulls her up and hits a pair of backbreakers, a snap suplex and a fall-away slam. He waits for her to stand and she eats “The Truth Hurts”. He drops for the pin but it gets broken up by both Ken and Montague at two. Sam pushes Montague from the ring and Jackie takes it as an opportunity to go low on both, ringing their bells. Both drop to the mat and Jackie leaps over both to tag Montague in.
Montague leaps in and proceeds to pinball, rope walk, acrobat flip, Matrix dodge, handstand, handstand walk, flip, flop and fly his way into laying out both Pierce and Ken. He tags in Jackie and a DDT/ flatliner combo wipes out Ken, followed by a corner thrust kick and cannonball combo to Pierce. She tags him back in just in time for Pierce to tag SEB in. Montague and SEB proceed to trade holds, with SEB executing every passage from his encyclopedia of suplexes while Montague uses a few suplexes of his own, while using his power advantage and agility. SEB finally catches Monty as he leaps off of the turnbuckle and lays him out with a massive suplex. He follows it up with “The Conquest” and goes for “Bit of a Kick”, but is intercepted by a stiff superkick from Kyra.
She grabs him by the arms and smashes him into the mat with “Blackout”. She goes for the pin, but it’s broken up at two by Montague. He wipes her out with a set of his own suplexes, a corner thrust kick and a shining wizard. He throws her outside of the ring, then spikes her into the floor with a Suicide DDT. He slides back into the ring and eats an “Empire Kick”. SEB gets a two count before Ragdoll comes down with a top rope stomp into the back of his head. Sam orders her from the ring and she rolls out with a cackle. Montague drops for the pin and gets a two point six before Pierce breaks it up with a kick of his own. Green orders him from the ring and he grabs his partner and pulls him to their corner, where he tags himself in.
He enters and attempts “The Truth Hurts” on Montague as he stands up, but somehow Montague catches him and turns it into a fall away powerbomb. He follows it with a knee trembler, a corner thrust kick and a wheelbarrow suplex which dumps Pierce on the back of his head. A “Lament for a Toy Factory” and an “STL” later Montague pins Pierce.
Winners: Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll
Time: 8:06
This is the second defense of the Conquest Title for Deimos, up against one of his longest rivals. Hastings is the special guest referee, two weeks ahead of teaming with Rydell to challenge for the Cooperative Titles and a few weeks removed from Rydell officiating Hastings’ own World Title challenge at Infinity.
The bell rings as Deimos and Rydell meet in the center of the ring, and Rydell chops Deimos hard in the chest, and Deimos staggers away holding it. Rydell chops Deimos a second time, then whips him off the ropes into a hiptoss, and finishes it as a neckbreaker. Rydell covers Deimos, gets a two count right away. Rydell slowly gets up, eyeing Hastings carefully as Hastings shrugs after what appeared to be a legit count, and Rydell starts methodically stomping away at Deimos. Rydell pulls Deimos up and whips him into the corner, then charges and leaps for a splash, but Deimos steps out of the way and Rydell crashes chest first into the turnbuckle. Deimos steps behind him and rolls him up into a pin, getting a two count of his own, as Hastings so far has called it down the middle.
Deimos rolls away from Rydell and gets to his feet and Rydell uses the ropes to pull himself up. Deimos waits for him to turn around, then swings for a right hand, but Rydell sidesteps it and grabs the arm, pulling Deimos down and looking for a hold of some kind, but they are near the ropes and Deimos is able to quickly grab them. Hastings forces Rydell to break the hold and backs him away as Rydell is irate, but Hastings emphatically tells him that this is how it’s done. Rydell shivers past him and goes right back after Deimos, but Deimos takes Rydell over into a fireman’s carry that dumps him right through the ropes to ringside! Deimos rolls out after a few moments and grabs Rydell, whipping him into the side of the announce table.
Deimos grabs Rydell again and whips him into the steel steps, but Hastings steps between them and points back towards the ring. Deimos stares down at Rydell, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, and Rydell rolls to the center. Deimos slides in and very slowly walks behind Rydell, and he reaches down at Rydell, but Rydell suddenly pops up and grabs Deimos’s arm, trying to pull him into the Rydell Lock, but Deimos struggles against it, and they and in the center of the ring, with Rydell trying to pull Deimos down and Deimos trying to pull back! They struggle, and Deimos swings his other arm around and clobbers Rydell in the side of the head with a forearm. Rydell staggers away, and Deimos grabs him and pulls him back into Millennial Decay! Deimos has Rydell in Millennial Decay in the center of the ring, and Rydell has nowhere to go! He flails with his arms, but the ropes are out of reach!
Hastings leans in front of Rydell and asks him with a smirk if he wants to give up, but Rydell very audibly tells him where to stick it and grabs hold of Hastings with his flailing arm, yanking Hastings into both of them and knocking Deimos loose. Hastings tumbles out of the ring, Deimos tries to recover but Rydell drops him with the Virus of Life! Rydell has the cover, but Hastings is still down on the outside. Rydell rolls out and yells at Hastings to get back in the ring, and Hastings glares at him, until Rydell says that he would have done the same thing, at which point Hastings shrugs and rolls back into the ring. Rydell goes to grab Deimos, but Deimos surprises him with an inside cradle, and Hastings counts the three!
Winner: Phrixus Deimos
Time: 9:47
Deimos leaves with his title, meanwhile in the ring Rydell and Hastings argue over the legitimacy of the final count, as commentary debates whether they’ll be able to put their differences aside in two weeks at Ever Escalating Endangerment.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Centurion
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment vs Montague Cervantes
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment: vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
Next Defense: Ever Escalating Endangerment vs Hastings & Rydell
Chaos Champion: Tony Savage
Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Dave Rydell
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: TBD on May 9
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Hide Yamazaki and Konrad Raab vs Zane Scott and The Dark Destroyer
Raab is in first for their side. Scott starts to prepare himself, but is interrupted by Destroyer. The Dumb insists upon starting the match for their side. After some heavily one-sided posturing, Zane facepalms before aggressively gesturing for DD to go ahead. Before Zane can even get all the way out on the apron though, Destroyer had dashed toward Raab and tripped over his own feet. He faceplants and knocks himself silly.
Raab moves in to check on him as Scott looks on incredulously. Konrad could go for the pin here, but he's not the type to win that way, no matter how much Johnny screams for him to.
Konrad backs off respectfully as Zane gets back in and retrieves his partner, smacking him roughly on the back to make the tag.
Now that a proper match can begin, we’re treated to a vicious series of high impact moves from both Zane and Konrad. Konrad is able to string together several suplexes, but eventually falls victim to Scott’s big powerbombs and spinebusters. Scott works Raab over in and against the corner before wearing him down enough to deliver Exiled and Erased.
Hide has to break up the cover to rescue Konrad, and this leads to Yamazaki tagging in for their team. It’s dueling spinebusters for a few minutes, with each man serving up his best one only to be surprised when the other rolls quickly away to prevent capitalizing. Neither stays down for long, and we next see a series of back and forth strikes that rock Zane and Hide in the center of the ring.
This back and forth of similar moves goes on for a few minutes, with it really looking as though they’re evenly matched. Eventually, though, Hide sneaks in The Tower and goes for the pin.
Zane kicks out at the last possibly moment, then scrambles to put space between them. To his surprise, a now-recovered Dark Destroyer can now reach him, and helps himself to a blind tag. Scott slips out of the ring with a low growl, his patience wearing thin as DD steps confidently through the ropes.
Destroyer hypes himself up, screams EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!, and sprints at Yamazaki. Hide drops into a crouch and readies to grab DD. Destroyer notices the ravenous look in Deathwish’s eyes and promptly stops dead, having to really put effort into not wetting himself. His confidence wavers instantly, and he spins on a heel to rush back to his corner.
DD frantically slaps at Zane’s arm while seriously recalculating his life choices, but unfortunately, Zane steps in and grabs his own partner to deliver The Purge. He offers the pin to Yamazaki, but Hide backs off (again, much to the chagrin of Johnny Hitmaker). Zane finally shrugs and steps out of the ring, hops down off the apron, and walks up the ramp to the back.
Neither Hide nor Konrad feel as though taking advantage of the situation is the right thing to do, but Chartreuse eventually initiates a count. When he gets to 10, he awards the win as DD is unable to continue.
Winners: Hide Yamazaki and Konrad Raab
Time: 11:35
~Commercial Break~
Triple Threat Cooperative Match: Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson
vs Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Travis Pierce
vs Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Travis Pierce
The match begins with Ragdoll, Kyra Johnson and Travis Pierce in the ring. At first the two women focus on Pierce, keeping him off balance with their speed and agility. The pinball him around the ring with dropkicks, hurricanrana’s, head scissors, kicks, knee strikes, and finally a backstabber/ leaping double foot stomp combo. Kyra leaps on for the pin, but Jackie yanks her off of him and goes for it herself. From here it devolves into a brawl between the two of them which ends up with them taking each other down with a pair of good old fashioned boots to the face. Sam Green begins the count.
Kyra tags in Ken, who leaps over the top rope and immediately drills Pierce in the face, who’d just barely gotten up. He pulls Pierce up and throws him into Ragdoll, then charges at her, leaps up, grabs her around the head and drops her into the mat with an inverted DDT, which also DDTs Pierce. He pops up to his feet and pushes Pierce from the ring with his foot, then turns and is knocked from the ring himself as Ragdoll throws herself at him and takes them both over the top rope and out to the floor. Unfortunately for Jackie, Ken lands on top of her. It takes a bit for any of them to move before Pierce finally rolls Jackie back into the ring, rolls in to break up the count, then rolls out and gives Ken “The Breakdown” into the floor.
He slides back into the ring and barely dodges a “Tiptoe Through the Tulips”, then shoots up and obliterates her with a clothesline. He pulls her up and hits a pair of backbreakers, a snap suplex and a fall-away slam. He waits for her to stand and she eats “The Truth Hurts”. He drops for the pin but it gets broken up by both Ken and Montague at two. Sam pushes Montague from the ring and Jackie takes it as an opportunity to go low on both, ringing their bells. Both drop to the mat and Jackie leaps over both to tag Montague in.
Montague leaps in and proceeds to pinball, rope walk, acrobat flip, Matrix dodge, handstand, handstand walk, flip, flop and fly his way into laying out both Pierce and Ken. He tags in Jackie and a DDT/ flatliner combo wipes out Ken, followed by a corner thrust kick and cannonball combo to Pierce. She tags him back in just in time for Pierce to tag SEB in. Montague and SEB proceed to trade holds, with SEB executing every passage from his encyclopedia of suplexes while Montague uses a few suplexes of his own, while using his power advantage and agility. SEB finally catches Monty as he leaps off of the turnbuckle and lays him out with a massive suplex. He follows it up with “The Conquest” and goes for “Bit of a Kick”, but is intercepted by a stiff superkick from Kyra.
She grabs him by the arms and smashes him into the mat with “Blackout”. She goes for the pin, but it’s broken up at two by Montague. He wipes her out with a set of his own suplexes, a corner thrust kick and a shining wizard. He throws her outside of the ring, then spikes her into the floor with a Suicide DDT. He slides back into the ring and eats an “Empire Kick”. SEB gets a two count before Ragdoll comes down with a top rope stomp into the back of his head. Sam orders her from the ring and she rolls out with a cackle. Montague drops for the pin and gets a two point six before Pierce breaks it up with a kick of his own. Green orders him from the ring and he grabs his partner and pulls him to their corner, where he tags himself in.
He enters and attempts “The Truth Hurts” on Montague as he stands up, but somehow Montague catches him and turns it into a fall away powerbomb. He follows it with a knee trembler, a corner thrust kick and a wheelbarrow suplex which dumps Pierce on the back of his head. A “Lament for a Toy Factory” and an “STL” later Montague pins Pierce.
Winners: Montague Cervantes and Ragdoll
Time: 8:06
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Phrixus Deimos vs Dave Rydell
This is the second defense of the Conquest Title for Deimos, up against one of his longest rivals. Hastings is the special guest referee, two weeks ahead of teaming with Rydell to challenge for the Cooperative Titles and a few weeks removed from Rydell officiating Hastings’ own World Title challenge at Infinity.
The bell rings as Deimos and Rydell meet in the center of the ring, and Rydell chops Deimos hard in the chest, and Deimos staggers away holding it. Rydell chops Deimos a second time, then whips him off the ropes into a hiptoss, and finishes it as a neckbreaker. Rydell covers Deimos, gets a two count right away. Rydell slowly gets up, eyeing Hastings carefully as Hastings shrugs after what appeared to be a legit count, and Rydell starts methodically stomping away at Deimos. Rydell pulls Deimos up and whips him into the corner, then charges and leaps for a splash, but Deimos steps out of the way and Rydell crashes chest first into the turnbuckle. Deimos steps behind him and rolls him up into a pin, getting a two count of his own, as Hastings so far has called it down the middle.
Deimos rolls away from Rydell and gets to his feet and Rydell uses the ropes to pull himself up. Deimos waits for him to turn around, then swings for a right hand, but Rydell sidesteps it and grabs the arm, pulling Deimos down and looking for a hold of some kind, but they are near the ropes and Deimos is able to quickly grab them. Hastings forces Rydell to break the hold and backs him away as Rydell is irate, but Hastings emphatically tells him that this is how it’s done. Rydell shivers past him and goes right back after Deimos, but Deimos takes Rydell over into a fireman’s carry that dumps him right through the ropes to ringside! Deimos rolls out after a few moments and grabs Rydell, whipping him into the side of the announce table.
Deimos grabs Rydell again and whips him into the steel steps, but Hastings steps between them and points back towards the ring. Deimos stares down at Rydell, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, and Rydell rolls to the center. Deimos slides in and very slowly walks behind Rydell, and he reaches down at Rydell, but Rydell suddenly pops up and grabs Deimos’s arm, trying to pull him into the Rydell Lock, but Deimos struggles against it, and they and in the center of the ring, with Rydell trying to pull Deimos down and Deimos trying to pull back! They struggle, and Deimos swings his other arm around and clobbers Rydell in the side of the head with a forearm. Rydell staggers away, and Deimos grabs him and pulls him back into Millennial Decay! Deimos has Rydell in Millennial Decay in the center of the ring, and Rydell has nowhere to go! He flails with his arms, but the ropes are out of reach!
Hastings leans in front of Rydell and asks him with a smirk if he wants to give up, but Rydell very audibly tells him where to stick it and grabs hold of Hastings with his flailing arm, yanking Hastings into both of them and knocking Deimos loose. Hastings tumbles out of the ring, Deimos tries to recover but Rydell drops him with the Virus of Life! Rydell has the cover, but Hastings is still down on the outside. Rydell rolls out and yells at Hastings to get back in the ring, and Hastings glares at him, until Rydell says that he would have done the same thing, at which point Hastings shrugs and rolls back into the ring. Rydell goes to grab Deimos, but Deimos surprises him with an inside cradle, and Hastings counts the three!
Winner: Phrixus Deimos
Time: 9:47
Deimos leaves with his title, meanwhile in the ring Rydell and Hastings argue over the legitimacy of the final count, as commentary debates whether they’ll be able to put their differences aside in two weeks at Ever Escalating Endangerment.
End Show