Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:34:36 GMT -5
Hanson: It’s time, Ladies and Gentlemen All Aboard for...The HAAANSOON TRAAAIIIN!!!
Vinegar: Oh Dear lord. Why do I ever think it’ll be any different?
Hanson: Because you’re a fool, just like Dredd. Who goes up against T-Rob just ‘cause a penguin told them so.
Vinegar: Well, he’s getting himself a number 1 contenders spot in the process...
Hanson: One against the true Lord Chief Nigga of GIW, so one he has no chance of winning.
Vinegar: Maybe we could just focus on something other than Travis Roberts, maybe for five minutes at least?
Hanson: And what purpose would that serve? Wait is there something you’re not telling me, did that new guy Jack Frozt get anally assaulted by a drunken ostrich? If so have we got footage...
Vinegar: Why do you say that...
Hanson: That guy has no-show written all over him...you telling me that their match is about to go ahead as usual?
Vinegar: Well I haven’t been informed of any changes to the card...
Dennis is in the ring awaiting the first match up, and a backstage runner comes out and hands him a card.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight, due to unforeseen circumstances involving an Ostrich, a brewery and Jack Frozt, and the unknown whereabouts of Tim Kingsley, the first match scheduled on tonights card shall not go ahead.
Vinegar: Well whilst the sound guys get the music cues ready, luckily we have a pre-recorded segment to fill the time...
Hanson: Please....Please...PLEASE! Let it be the Ostriches!
The scene opens in the car park of the GIW arena, and Hanson lets out an almighty groan, before a car approaches.
It took all her doing but Chassie made it. She shuts her car door and grabs her bag, heading into the arena. Before long she reached her room. Shutting the door behind her she set her stuff down. Just as she pulled her golden tresses out of the bun they were pinned up in, there is a knock on the door. She rolls her eyes and opens it. Roxy Malone stands there, looking adorable. Chassie tilts her head to the side, just a bit, the blond curls falling over her shoulders and framing her face.)
Chassie: Help you? Or are you lost?
Roxy: Not lost, I actually wanted to talk to you about your match. Would you actually have cancelled had your daughter not been alright?
Chassie: Give me that (She takes the mic) and go over there.
She points to a random corner and then starts to speak
Chassie: Crimson, don't worry love, you'll get your chance to fight me and judging from your intensity in the ring we'll make for quite a show. See, something I like about you is your ring attitude. You go in, you fight, and you either come away with a win or not. Either way don't matter. I can respect that. I also can respect that you will pull no punches out there. Now, My daughter is at home waiting for our match, and you better believe I'm going to hold up to my end of the bargain by giving her one hell of a show. So I'll see you out there love.
She tosses the mic in Roxy's general direction and closes the door. Before she finishes getting ready she dials her brother's number. No answer. She sighs, flipping the phone shut. And the camera returns to ringside.
Hanson: She might not be my kinda woman...
Vinegar: You don’t like older women.
Hanson: I like Yo Momma! But that’s beside the point, what I was going to say is Chassie Fear is growing into a really impressive force,...
Vinegar: I’m still not sure what to think, but we’ll get some more insight into her personality soon, as apparently the Crimson Ghost vs Chassie fear Match has been brought forward...so maybe we’ll be closer to knowing whether Chassie Fear is a good ‘ole fashioned American mother, or a raging psychotic with violent tendancies, like her adopted family, The Covenant...
Hanson: Why can’t she be both?
The lights cut to black and red and white strobe lights alternate in beat with the rapid music as “Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide” Starts to play. Chassie walks swiftly onto the stage, looking at the people for a moment, then as the lyrics hit she descends the ramp, breaking into a run about halfway down. When she reaches the ring she jumps, grabbing the top rope and springing herself up, flipping in the air and landing on her feet.
Dennis: introducing first, CHAAAAASIE FEEEEEEEEAR!!!!
Hanson: Ooooh, a cut and pasted entrance, does that mean...
Vinegar: I’m afraid so...
Hanson: w00t! Recap time!
The lights black out, then strobe with a red tint at roughly 4 beats per second. Then the chorus to Crimson Ghost kicks in-NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER GONNA CATCH ME I'M THE CRIMSON GHOOOST!!!-, and Crimson Ghost runs out, running down the ramp and completely around the ring, high fiving everyone on the way and bothering the announcers somehow before sliding back in to face his opponent.
Vinegar: He gave me a noogie, in what way did he ‘bother’ you?
Hanson: A wet willy...
Vinegar: Huh?
Dennis: And her opponent, THE CRIIIIIIMSON GHOOOOOOOST!
Vinegar: These guys ready for the match, pacing the ring...
Hanson: if this is a recap why are you talking?
Vinegar: Because Chassie has just reached into her boot’s and pulled out a photograph of the Crimson ghost and a pen...is she?
Hanson: I think she is?
Vinegar: Yes she is, she is asking for the Ghosts autograph, that’s obviously for Hayleigh...
Hanson: What a great mother.
Vinegar: And Ghost can’t believe it, his jaw has almost hit the floor in shock. Now he’s bouncing around giddy as can be...
Hanson: Did he forget to take his pills?
Vinegar: I’m pretty sure he’s psyched to find out he has a fan, and he’s anatched the photo from Chassie’s hand and the pen, and is signing the photo with vigour, before he hands it back to Chassie...
Hanson: Who kneels down and places it in her boot’s, as the Ghost grins like a lunatic...WOAH!
Vinegar: Chassie Fear just executed a stunning backflip kick to the Ghosts Jaw which sends him sprawling backwards, I guess Mommy Chassie time is over...
Hanson: Apparently so, the recapping gonna start any time soon...
Viengar: Yeah....right....now...
[Chassie takes the early advantage in the encounter, pummelling the Ghost with a torrent of kicks and high flying moves including my favourites, the Hurricanrana, the Bulldog and the swinging neckbreaker. The ghost though manages to move out of the way when Chassie tries to end things early with her 360 Shooting Star Press; Fearless
The Ghost uses the advantage to take on Chassie Fear and keep her down, working over the legs and the neck, hitting another favourite of your re-capper’s, The Shining Wizard, managing to get a close two count from the move. Ghost then starts to build momentum managing to hit both The Spin Cycle and Chill Hombre! But as he sets Chassie up for Seeing Red, the Dark Rose counters into Shellshock, and manages to grab the cover for the three count.]
Dennis: Here is your winner, CHAAAAASIE FEAR!!!!
Vinegar: Well as recaps go...
Hanson: Yeah it sucked...
Vinegar: Well next up the GIW Tag Team Championship Match
Vinegar: Oh Dear lord. Why do I ever think it’ll be any different?
Hanson: Because you’re a fool, just like Dredd. Who goes up against T-Rob just ‘cause a penguin told them so.
Vinegar: Well, he’s getting himself a number 1 contenders spot in the process...
Hanson: One against the true Lord Chief Nigga of GIW, so one he has no chance of winning.
Vinegar: Maybe we could just focus on something other than Travis Roberts, maybe for five minutes at least?
Hanson: And what purpose would that serve? Wait is there something you’re not telling me, did that new guy Jack Frozt get anally assaulted by a drunken ostrich? If so have we got footage...
Vinegar: Why do you say that...
Hanson: That guy has no-show written all over him...you telling me that their match is about to go ahead as usual?
Vinegar: Well I haven’t been informed of any changes to the card...
Dennis is in the ring awaiting the first match up, and a backstage runner comes out and hands him a card.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight, due to unforeseen circumstances involving an Ostrich, a brewery and Jack Frozt, and the unknown whereabouts of Tim Kingsley, the first match scheduled on tonights card shall not go ahead.
Vinegar: Well whilst the sound guys get the music cues ready, luckily we have a pre-recorded segment to fill the time...
Hanson: Please....Please...PLEASE! Let it be the Ostriches!
The scene opens in the car park of the GIW arena, and Hanson lets out an almighty groan, before a car approaches.
It took all her doing but Chassie made it. She shuts her car door and grabs her bag, heading into the arena. Before long she reached her room. Shutting the door behind her she set her stuff down. Just as she pulled her golden tresses out of the bun they were pinned up in, there is a knock on the door. She rolls her eyes and opens it. Roxy Malone stands there, looking adorable. Chassie tilts her head to the side, just a bit, the blond curls falling over her shoulders and framing her face.)
Chassie: Help you? Or are you lost?
Roxy: Not lost, I actually wanted to talk to you about your match. Would you actually have cancelled had your daughter not been alright?
Chassie: Give me that (She takes the mic) and go over there.
She points to a random corner and then starts to speak
Chassie: Crimson, don't worry love, you'll get your chance to fight me and judging from your intensity in the ring we'll make for quite a show. See, something I like about you is your ring attitude. You go in, you fight, and you either come away with a win or not. Either way don't matter. I can respect that. I also can respect that you will pull no punches out there. Now, My daughter is at home waiting for our match, and you better believe I'm going to hold up to my end of the bargain by giving her one hell of a show. So I'll see you out there love.
She tosses the mic in Roxy's general direction and closes the door. Before she finishes getting ready she dials her brother's number. No answer. She sighs, flipping the phone shut. And the camera returns to ringside.
Hanson: She might not be my kinda woman...
Vinegar: You don’t like older women.
Hanson: I like Yo Momma! But that’s beside the point, what I was going to say is Chassie Fear is growing into a really impressive force,...
Vinegar: I’m still not sure what to think, but we’ll get some more insight into her personality soon, as apparently the Crimson Ghost vs Chassie fear Match has been brought forward...so maybe we’ll be closer to knowing whether Chassie Fear is a good ‘ole fashioned American mother, or a raging psychotic with violent tendancies, like her adopted family, The Covenant...
Hanson: Why can’t she be both?
The lights cut to black and red and white strobe lights alternate in beat with the rapid music as “Cyanide Sweet Tooth Suicide” Starts to play. Chassie walks swiftly onto the stage, looking at the people for a moment, then as the lyrics hit she descends the ramp, breaking into a run about halfway down. When she reaches the ring she jumps, grabbing the top rope and springing herself up, flipping in the air and landing on her feet.
Dennis: introducing first, CHAAAAASIE FEEEEEEEEAR!!!!
Hanson: Ooooh, a cut and pasted entrance, does that mean...
Vinegar: I’m afraid so...
Hanson: w00t! Recap time!
The lights black out, then strobe with a red tint at roughly 4 beats per second. Then the chorus to Crimson Ghost kicks in-NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER GONNA CATCH ME I'M THE CRIMSON GHOOOST!!!-, and Crimson Ghost runs out, running down the ramp and completely around the ring, high fiving everyone on the way and bothering the announcers somehow before sliding back in to face his opponent.
Vinegar: He gave me a noogie, in what way did he ‘bother’ you?
Hanson: A wet willy...
Vinegar: Huh?
Dennis: And her opponent, THE CRIIIIIIMSON GHOOOOOOOST!
Vinegar: These guys ready for the match, pacing the ring...
Hanson: if this is a recap why are you talking?
Vinegar: Because Chassie has just reached into her boot’s and pulled out a photograph of the Crimson ghost and a pen...is she?
Hanson: I think she is?
Vinegar: Yes she is, she is asking for the Ghosts autograph, that’s obviously for Hayleigh...
Hanson: What a great mother.
Vinegar: And Ghost can’t believe it, his jaw has almost hit the floor in shock. Now he’s bouncing around giddy as can be...
Hanson: Did he forget to take his pills?
Vinegar: I’m pretty sure he’s psyched to find out he has a fan, and he’s anatched the photo from Chassie’s hand and the pen, and is signing the photo with vigour, before he hands it back to Chassie...
Hanson: Who kneels down and places it in her boot’s, as the Ghost grins like a lunatic...WOAH!
Vinegar: Chassie Fear just executed a stunning backflip kick to the Ghosts Jaw which sends him sprawling backwards, I guess Mommy Chassie time is over...
Hanson: Apparently so, the recapping gonna start any time soon...
Viengar: Yeah....right....now...
[Chassie takes the early advantage in the encounter, pummelling the Ghost with a torrent of kicks and high flying moves including my favourites, the Hurricanrana, the Bulldog and the swinging neckbreaker. The ghost though manages to move out of the way when Chassie tries to end things early with her 360 Shooting Star Press; Fearless
The Ghost uses the advantage to take on Chassie Fear and keep her down, working over the legs and the neck, hitting another favourite of your re-capper’s, The Shining Wizard, managing to get a close two count from the move. Ghost then starts to build momentum managing to hit both The Spin Cycle and Chill Hombre! But as he sets Chassie up for Seeing Red, the Dark Rose counters into Shellshock, and manages to grab the cover for the three count.]
Dennis: Here is your winner, CHAAAAASIE FEAR!!!!
Vinegar: Well as recaps go...
Hanson: Yeah it sucked...
Vinegar: Well next up the GIW Tag Team Championship Match