Synergy #366 Results - April 11, 2022

[UGWC Staff]

Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for April 11th, 2022!

Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Montague Cervantes
- Next Defense: The Outlast Tournament
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
- Next Defense: TBD
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
- Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Piercing Media Empire
Chaos Champion: Tony Savage
- Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Zane Scott
- Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Konrad Raab


Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: TBD on May 9
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3

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Your Synergy coverage begins, now…


- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]

Cooperative Championship
Baltimore Elite vs The Piercing Media Empire

This was the highly competitive match we all thought it would be and ultimately it would take something typically UGWC weird for it to end. It would end because of the box that Pierce brings to the ring, a box which Sebastian seems to have no idea about, but we’ll get to that. The early match saw Pierce initially trying to use his size and power advantage against Kyra. He was forced to reevaluate after an attempted suplex, which she escaped from and transitioned into a backstabber. A quick tag brought Davison into the match and led to Pierce suffering from multiple backbreakers and suplexes before Krya was tagged back in and he suffered from “Bottom of the Bottle” for a two count.

The match continues to look one-sided until Kyra attempts a hurricanrana that pushes Pierce a little too close to his corner. Sebastian executes a blind tag while Pierce holds onto Kyra and swings her into a Sebastian superkick. Instead of pinning her, Sebastian puts on a suplex clinic that ends with another tag and a combination “Stamford Bridge”/ “Piercing Blow” for a long two count. Pierce drops for the pin, which gets a two count before the weird event referenced earlier occurs. During the pin, the box he’d placed at ringside begins to rattle violently. Sebastian, Ken, and most importantly Referee Sam Green all look at it, interrupting the count.

The top of the box flies off to reveal The Dark Destroyer, who Pierce has apparently abducted because…reasons? He falls out of the box, causing it to dump him out onto the floor. This leads to the normal comic disaster that we’d expect before the Destroyer leaps up and darts to the back, yelling “EVIL” at the top of his lungs. Kyra uses this distraction to slip out from under his pin and stomp him with “Blackout” for the three before Sebastian even realizes what’s happening. He stands looking crossly at Pierce while the Cooperative Champions celebrate retaining.

Winners: Baltimore Elite
Time: 21:02

~Commercial Break~

Chaos Division Match: Nathaniel Dixon vs Tony Savage

Winner: Tony Savage
Time: 1:44

~Commercial Break~

Backstage, Daedulus receives a visitor.

Dave Rydell vs Montague Cervantes

Dave Rydell is out first, with Donovan Hastings accompanying him. Next is the current UGWC World champion, Montague Cervantes fresh from a ghost hunting adventure. Donovan offers advice from the outside of the ring–rather, he’s shouting at him with condescension. Rydell, shaking his head in the ring, locks up with Montague as the bell rings.The Doctor-Professor slithers out of the lockup and into a waistlock. From there he hits a variety of suplexes, each one a heavier hitter than the last. Rydell manages to block one, powering out and hitting a snap suplex of his own.

With momentum shifted, it’s Rydell’s turn to unleash some offense, first with an arm drag counter, followed by an evenflow style DDT, and finally a jaw breaker. He immediately begins putting the boots to Cervantes, maintaining control over the match. It’s halted when Cervantes hits a low blow. On the outside, Hastings voices his displeasure to the referee. Brian Chartreuse gives him a warning. Hastings better keep himself under control if he wants to stay out here.

Montague follows the low blow up with an impressive scissors kick that would make Harlem proud, then takes his turn putting the boots to Rydell now. Keeping his eyes on Hastings, Montague missteps and rolls right into a small package from Rydell for a near fall. They both stand, but Rydell hits Montague with a running clothesline. Hastings still letting Chartreuse have an earful like a baseball manager to the home plate umpire. And, quicker than Joe West on a power trip, Chartreuse turns and ejects him! Hastings has been ejected from ringside, and it seems all the attention is on him as he begins throwing a tantrum.

As Rydell tries to calm Hastings from inside the ring to allow Chartreuse to gain control of this match, Montague takes advantage of the opportunity and rolls up Rydell! But only gets a two count as Rydell rolls out of it. Montague immediately throws a kick right in Rydell’s chops! Rydell falls backwards and Cervantes hits the Big Finish for the three count!

Rydell exits the ring and doesn’t look happy with Donovan. As the two bicker back and forth, there’s commotion in the ring. It’s Phrixus Deimos! And he has Montague Cervantes locked in the Millennial Decay! Rydell and Hastings watch on with surprise as Deimos releases the hold before Montague loses consciousness, making his statement. We fade to commercial as the camera catches Montague clutching his throat and glaring outside the ring at Deimos.

Winner: Montague Cervantes
Time: 13:19

~Commercial Break~

On a night on which he celebrates a special anniversary, The Golden Icicle is ready for action!

Conquest Title Match
Zane Scott vs Konrad Raab

Konrad Raab is out first, followed by Zane Scott, who is still seemingly very paranoid, with all of the looks to the back. Once the opening bell sounds, the two lock up in the middle of the ring. Konrad and Zane go through a series of chain wrestling before Zane gets the upper hand and shoves Konrad back to the mat. Out of anger, Raab goes for a flurry of offensive moves but only lands a few punches and kicks. Zane is able to counter out of most of them, or block them. Konrad comes off the ropes for a Lou Thesz Press but Zane counters it into a spinebuster. He covers but only gets a quick 2 count.

Zane on the offensive now. He backs Konrad into the corner. Hitting a flurry of punches to the body and head. Eventually, Konrad blocks them and fights his way out of the corner. He gets Zane in the middle of the ring and starts hitting knee strikes and punches. Zane attempts a hard right hook, but it gets dodged! Konrad grabs Zane by the throat and goes to lift him up for the Iceinator, but it’s countered! Zane goes for a full nelson, but Konrad breaks free! He ducks down and pulls Zane forward for a surprise roll up! Just at the final moment, Zane kicks out! That was like 2 and 99/100 of a second! Konrad pounds the mat in frustration before getting up and taking the fight back to Zane.

The two go back and forth for several minutes. Hitting chop after chop, punch after punch, kick after kick, knee strike after knee strike; even headbutt after headbutt! Until finally, Zane catches Konrad. He gets him all discombobulated. Konrad tries to get some separation but to no avail. Zane hits Konrad with a belly to back suplex. He pulls Konrad up and gets him in the corner. The assault continues as Konrad is defenseless. Zane hits a hard knee strike to the gut. He pulls Konrad up top and follows. He steadies himself on top and goes for a huge fisherman suplex from the top rope but Konrad blocks it! Konrad blocks it! He headbutts Zane and reverses it to a belly to back suplex off the top rope! Both men come crashing to the mat hard. After several moments and the referee count reaching about 7, both begin to stir. Konrad is up first.

Zane pulls himself up with the ropes but gets caught in the face with a superkick from Raab! Zane falls into the ropes but keeps himself, kind of up. He turns back around and gets blasted with another super kick from Konrad! Zane looks to be more furious than anything! Konrad grabs Zane and whips him off the ropes. Reversal! Konrad goes into a handspring. He spirals and twists in mid air! Covert Jay states how this is a new move called the Arctic Pipeline but he is corrected by Mr. Vinegar that he may have brought the wrong note cards. Zane catches Konrad and goes to powerslam him. Konrad counters out, hits a third superkick on Zane, but Zane just pops back and glares a hole right through Konrad. Konrad charges for a shoulder block but gets taken down with The Purge! After a long 2 count, Konrad kicks out and tries to get back up. Unfortunately for him, Zane is right there and gets him in the Jaws of Strife. It is academic at this point, as after a few moments of Zane roaring like a man possessed, Konrad taps out.

Winners: Zane Scott
Time: 12:36

End Show

[UGWC Staff]

We head backstage where a nameless, faceless Astro Creep henchman is stood just outside of a door. He reaches up to knock but stops, not once but three times. The final time he goes to knock, the door opens. The henchman finds himself face to face with Daedalus.

“What are you doing lurking in corridors?” Giggled Daedalus. “I do hope you’re not getting into any mischief.”

“I… I need to speak… To Tempest.” Said the henchman with a nervous voice.

“Really?” Asked Daedalus with a hint of surprise in his voice. All hints of the giggle extinguished. “About what?”

“It’s… A… About… The Final Girl.” The henchman said. Daedalus eyed him suspiciously, before pulling the door closed completely.

“Tempest has no interest in the Sky Queen, anymore.” Daedalus said with a smile that didn’t reach the eyes. “So let’s forget all about…”

“I have to give him a message.” Said the Henchman with more boldness in his voice. “It can’t wait. We have information.”

Daedalus looked around, clearly uncomfortable with the conversation in a corridor.

“We?” He asked.

“Yes. There’s a group of us. In a lockerroom down the hall.” The Henchman said.

“Show me.” Said Daedalus. He paused looking back to consider asking Kosnar to join him, but returning to the room may draw suspicion. Instead, he erred on the side of caution and followed the henchman.

A few moments later, they stopped outside of the door. The henchman opened it, and Daedalus peered inside.

“A darkened room seems like a poor place for a meeting.” Said Daedalus. And as he poked his head inside, he felt a sharp push that sent him inside and then the sound of the door closing. A key turned and bolts locked in place. “What is this, what are you doing?”

“Hello Daedalus…” Came a voice from within the darkness. “It’s been some time.”

“The Arsonist…” Said Daedalus turning slowly on the spot, his back against the door. And then the flicker of a lighter broke through the darkness, illuminating the face of the man that stood before him. Sebastian Everett-Bryce. “What is it that you want?”

“Just to talk,” said Sebastian as he advanced slowly. “for now.”

“About what?” Asked Daedalus. But something in his voice betrayed a knowledge he was trying to hide.

“Jessica… Matthews.” Seb said without a hint of amusement. As he reached Daedalus, he placed a hand either side of his shoulders against the door and leaned forward. “I know what you did…”

“I have no idea what you’re…” Daedalus began, but he flinched when Seb slammed his palms against the door.

“Try again.” Said Seb, quietly.

“Alright, alright.” Giggled Daedalus. “You caught me…”

“Why?” Asked Seb.

“Why not?” Answered Daedalus, giggling again. “Miss Matthews was a problem that required solving. Her recent change of attitude is a direct result of our gift.”

“Your gift?” Said Seb, with a burst of laughter, before his hands gripped the lapels of Daedalus’ suit. He lifted bodily into the air. “Your gift… Of course that’s how you see it. Maybe I should give you a gift right now.”

“Wait… That’s not…” Daedalus began, before he was hoisted even higher.

“No… That would be too easy. I don’t want you to see it coming, I want it to be a surprise… Just like it was for Jess. I want it to be when you feel safe, secure. I want it to be when you feel untouchable. Then… And only then will I take you and your menagerie of misfits and show them what a mistake it was to hurt my friend.” Seb said with a snarling smirk. “I’m going to take everything from you all…”

“A threat, dear Arsonist. What are you going to do? Burn me alive?” Daedalus asked.

“Sounds like an idea…” Seb said before backing away. “Five…”

“What is this?” Daedalus asked.

“Four…” Seb added as he blew out the lighter.

“Wait…” Said Daedalus as he began moving his hands over the walls.

“Three…” Said a quieter Seb.

“Wait… No…” Replied Daedalus.

“Two…” Said an almost inaudible Everett-Bryce. Daedalus didn’t speak this time, instead he pulled on the handle of the door trying to get it open.

“One…” Said Seb’s voice. And then the room burst into light. Daedalus let out a startled squeal as he dropped to the ground and tried to cover his face with his jacket. And when he allowed himself a peak, he found the room illuminated by a shrine. And upon it lay the remnants of a broken phone, and what appeared to be a replica of Jessica Matthew’s shield, complete with what appeared to be dried blood. But no sign of The Arsonist.

The door clicked, and Daedalus pulled himself to his feet, fumbling with the handle. As he pulled open the door he smashed into the huge frame of Kosnar.

“Everything alright, D?” Kosnar asked, glancing inside the doorway. But Daedalus reaches out and takes the handle, closing the door behind him.

“Never better.” He giggled. “Now, let’s get back, hmm?”

Daedalus walked past Kosnar who stared at the door. He considered going inside, but thought better of it, before turning and following Daedalus. The nameless henchman’s face loomed in the corner, a relieved smile forming upon his pale face as we fade to black.

[UGWC Staff]

Cameras are located inside the locker room of Konrad Raab. Unlike all the other times you've seen Konrad backstage, he was wearing a very different gear because it's been ten years Konrad's been a professional wrestler in the wrestling business. He's wearing gold and black gear and face paint. Konrad had a few comments, knowing his NASCAR friends, teammates, friends from Germany, and his twin brother were in the audience tonight. He sat in tears, knowing how much tonight meant to him.

Konrad Raab: "You guys will not know anything about why this match is important to me. It's more than just having a title match against Zane, although it's a damn honour to face Zane, despite his comments mentioned earlier in the week, something I'm trying so hard to move on from my mistakes. Nobody is perfect, as hard as I try to be. As my NASCAR friends, teammates and team and especially my friends from Germany know, the main reason is that back on April eighth two thousand and twelve, I had my first ever match against Vantage, a guy I owe my entire career on. A guy who had guided me and assisted me in becoming a better wrestler."

Konrad paused as he gladly would bring his past to the public. He was so emotional, especially how late he started as a professional wrestler and how long he had lasted.

Konrad Raab: "I know Zane has said things well with some bits I disagree with; I'm not going to debate it. Mostly because I'm too happy and proud to wrestle against Zane for the Conquest title; it's funny because this match takes me back to two thousand and twelve when Vantage was the World Elite Wrestling Universal champion, and I fought him while he was champion. The difference is ten years later; I'm a title contender, but everything apart from the opponent is just the same, but the only difference is that I'm going out there and winning against Zane, capturing the best match I will perform in my entire career. I will take Zane to the test and do everything to win the Conquest title."

Konrad was so emotional that he couldn't speak anymore as Konrad placed his gold and black coat on before he left the locker room before the cameras switched to ringside. Walk by Foo Fighters plays over the sound system as Konrad comes out through the curtain wearing gold and black face paint on the right side of his face with a gold and black suit hoodie over his head he wears with pieces of golden icicles designed all over them. He also wears black boots and Gold and Black Gloves on his hands before crouching down on the floor, looking at the ring in tears.

Mitchell Dennis: "From Cologne, Germany, he is The Golden Icicle, Konrad Raab!"

After the announcement, Konrad slowly walks to the ring with a massive amount of boos before Konrad goes toward his friends, his twin brother with a green mask Markus "Lord" Raab and his NASCAR teammates and team on the front row at ringside. All are wearing gold and black t-shirts with gold letters on the top Konrad Raab's first match picture of Konrad and Vantage World Elite Wrestling Retribution April 8th 2012. The bottom is a picture of Konrad and Zane Scott Unified Global Wrestling Coalition Synergy on April 11th 2022 UGWC Conquest title with the Conquest belt below Konrad and Zane's faces. He goes to hug his friends, his NASCAR teammates and team and his twin brother, tears running down his face, cheering with him, along with the fans as well.

Konrad then runs up the steps and goes underneath the ropes. As he's in the ring, Konrad, does a holdup on each turnbuckle, pouring a huge amount of tears and everyone cheers him as he gets down from the turnbuckle. Konrad does a few boxing punches to the cameras before he looks at his opponent waiting for the match to start after taking his hoodie off his head.