Post by UGWC Staff on May 9, 2022 22:13:27 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to the Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado, and the 2022 Outlast Tournament!
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!!
Lieberjosch: The annual tournament is here again, all of UGWC having the chance to challenge for the World Heavyweight Title! Montague Cervantes has a target on his back, and 24 different potential challengers he has to be ready for!
Covert Jay: Who will outlast to the end of the evening?
Vinegar: Let's get the action underway!
The jumbo-tron lights up with the entrance video for CCPE as their music hits, the lights go out - the opening chords rif and then the beat changes. Then four spotlights shine down on the entrance way. In the centre of the ramp, stood side by side are Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Chris Page. To Seb's left, is Thaddeus Duke and to Page's right is Peter Vaughn. The crowd are mixed in their reaction, with half wanting to cheer Seb and Thad whilst the rest want to boo Peter and Chris.
Seb nods slowly as turns to look at Page, who holds out his hand offering Seb the lead. Page steps back, and one by one allows Duke and Vaughn to follow, Page taking up the rear. When they reach ringside, Seb climbs to the far apron, Duke the left apron, Vaughn the right apron and Page the apron immediately at the bottom of the entrance.
As the rift hits it's high note, each of the four raise their arms in unison, before turning and climbing into the ring. Each move to the right, and climb to the middle ropes and wait. When the rift hits the high note again, all four raise their arms one more time.
As the music comes to an end, Page begins to talk through some last minute strategy with Seb, Thad and Peter listening carefully.
Vinegar: Chronic Chris Page Enterprise is here!
Leiberjosch: A very formidable team with these four. Very curious how this will all play out here.
Covert Jay: HUTTAH!
Vinegar: You said that already.
Covert Jay: So?
Leiberjosch: Anyway…
Lights out.
The first chords of 'Kill of the Night' rip access the arena. After the second screech, Jaclyn Pierrot struts from backstage, so smug, a smile plastered across her face. She pauses at the top of the ramp, surveying her terrain. Trevor and Tank walk out just behind her, arms folding across their chests. Bunny bounces along side of Trevor, mimicking his big man motions.
'My cold desire
To hear the boom, boom, boom of your heart'
She mimes firing a gun with the lyrics (aimed at her opponent if they are in the ring). Jacky has an almost bouncing motion to her movements as she prowls towards the ring. Fans reach for her and yell at her, but she will mock them along the way. Anyone who gets too closes is immediately removed by her escort. When the music picks up, she slides in and will then proceed to pull herself into a turnbuckle in celebration of herself. Her bodyguards scan the crowd for any would be attackers.
'I'm gonna catch ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya'
She makes her way to the center ring as Tank and Trevor slide in to flank her. Bunny climbs onto her shoulder and mimics her killing shot gesture as the lights fade to one downlight.
'You're my kill of the night.'
Vinegar: Here is the Cross-Hemisphere Champion and her bodyguards.
Leiberjosch: And that creepy bunny.
Covert Jay: They should get a dragon.
Vinegar: I don’t know how they got it legal for this thing to be in the match. It’s just a weapon.
Leiberjosch: We’ve seen crazier things.
Covert Jay: I saw a can of Gold Bond win a championship before.
Leiberjosch: No you didn’t.
Covert Jay: Swear.
Leiberjosch: NO YOU NEVER!
Vinegar: it happened. Now, let’s get to the action!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Covery Jay: Thad and Tank are going to start this match off.
Vinegar: They lock up in the middle of the ring and Tank quickly gets the upper hand.
Leiberjosch: Whipping Thad into an empty corner, followed by a body splash.
Covert Jay: Thad staggers out and catches a hard clothesline from Tank.
COVER
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KCIK OUT!
Vinegar: Tank picks up Thad and whips him into his teams corner.
Leiberjosch: He tags in Trevor who comes in with a stiff right hand to Thad’s midsection.
Covert Jay: As Thad staggers Trevor grabs him from behind and into a full nelson but Thad squirms out and rolls to his corner, tagging in Sebastian Everett Bryce!
Vinegar: SEB charges in and goes for a shoulder block but it just staggers the big man.
Leiberjosch: SEB hits the ropes and comes at him once again, this time staggering him a little more.
Vinegar: SEB hits the ropes again and ducks a clothesline but stops, turns, and hits a chop block from behind on Trevor!
Leiberjosch: The big man is down and now SEB is stomping away.
COVER but a quick kick out at 1!
Vinegar: Trevor gets himself up and as SEB charges he catches a big boot for his troubles.
Leiberjosch: SEB pops back up and rushes at Trevor again but gets caught in a bear hug!
Covert Jay: Trevor squeezes as SEB screams out but within seconds, CCPE is in the ring and pummeling the big guy!
Vinegar: Tank and Ragdoll are in the ring getting involved as well. An all out brawl breaks out.
Leiberjosch: Suddenly, Tank grabs Bunny and slams it right into the head of Peter Vaughn, sending him down to the mat.
Covert Jay: Peter Vaughn rolls out of the ring and Tank follows him out.
Vinegar: Tank puts Bunny back on the ring apron and grabs Peter, whipping him into the barricade.
Leiberjosch: Back in the ring, Ragdoll is trading blows with Thad until they spill through the middle ropes to the outside by the entrance ramp.
Covert Jay: Chris Page is clubbing away at Trevor while SEB gets to his corner. Chris Page gets on the apron and tags in from SEB, then goes back to work on Trevor.
Vinegar: Trevor breaks free and shoves Chris on his back to the mat.
Leiberjosch: Chris rolls through and charges back, hitting a huge body tackle into Trevor, sending him into the corner.
Covert Jay: He starts hitting multiple right hand punches.
Vinegar: Ragdoll has made her way back to her corner, so has Tank.
Leiberjosch: Thad is up in his corner and Peter Vaughn is slowly getting back there after the assault from Tank.
Covert Jay: Chris backs out of the corner, playing to the crowd for a moment.
Vinegar: He heads back and goes to whip Trevor across to the opposite corner, but it’s reversed.
Leiberjosch: As Chris slams into the corner he bounces out right into a spinebuster from Trevor! Trevor is on the mat and crawls over to his corner reaching for a tag.
Covert Jay: Ragdoll holds up Bunny! The tag is made and Trevor grabs Bunny and chucks it right at Chris Page.
Vinegar: Chris catches Bunny and looks at it, confused.
Leiberjosch: He shrugs and throws Bunny towards the ramp!
Vinegar: The referee begins the 10 count as Tank gets in and starts brawling with Chris Page.
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Vinegar: Bunny is the legal participant and is in danger of being counted out!
Covert Jay: Ragdoll does not look happy right now!
Leiberjosch: Ragdoll is screaming that Bunny needs to get back in the ring but nobody is listening.
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Vinegar: Tank picks Chris up and goes for a sidewalk slam but Chris breaks free and kicks the knee of Tank!
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Leiberjosch: Ragdoll drops off the apron and runs around the ring towards Bunny.
Covert Jay: Thad drops down and cuts her off on the outside! Ragdoll rolls under a clothesline and grabs Bunny!
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Vinegar: She’s at the ring!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Bunny via countout
Covert Jay: Ragdoll is screaming with rage as Bunny has been counted out.
Vinegar: She turns to see Thad and just swings Bunny at him, knocking him in the side of the head!
Leiberjosch: SEB sees this and climbs down and attacks her from behind!
Vinegar: He goes and picks up Thad who is holding the side of his head.
Covert Jay: While in the ring, Chris and Tank are going at it still, with Tank now being the legal competitor.
Vinegar: Tank hits a knee to the chest of Chris Page and as Page gets back upright, Tank gets him goozled and hits a huge chokeslam!
Leiberjosch: COVER!!!!!
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Covert Jay: Broken up by SEB out of nowhere!
Vinegar: SEB hits a an elbow drop on the back of Tank, who is now up but gets blind tagged by Trevor.
Leiberjosch: Trevor comes in and body tackles SEB and turns back to Chris Page who is now up.
Covert Jay: Tank exits the ring and Trevor picks Page up for a huge powerslam!
Vinegar: COVER!!!!!!
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Covert Jay: Foot on the bottom rope! FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Leiberjosch: Geesh, calm down.
Vinegar: Trevor picks up Chris and whips him off the ropes.
Leiberjosch: Blind tag from Peter Vaughn.
Covert Jay: Chris Page comes off the ropes into a spinebuster.
Vinegar: Cover! But the referee is signaling that he isn’t legal!
Leiberjosch: Trevor gets up trying to figure out what is going on.
Covert Jay: He turns into Peter who runs and hits him with a Slingblade!
Vinegar: Trevor is back up, another Slingblade from Peter!
Leiberjosch: Peter hits the top rope and as Trevor is up again, missile dropkick!
Covert Jay: Trevor, a bit more slowly, gets to his feet.
Vinegar: Peter is stalking him from behind, REVENGED!!!!
Leiberjosch: COVER!!!!!!!
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Covert Jay: KICK OUT!!
Vinegar: Peter stomps on the head of Trevor before trying to get the big man up.
Leiberjosch: He gets shoved back and Trevor is a bit whoozy as he stands.
Covert Jay: Peter rushes and jumps for a hurricarana but it gets COUNTERED! COUNTER INTO A POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: COVER!!!!!!!
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Vinegar: BROKEN BY THAD!!!!!!!!
Leiebrjosch: Trevor slowly gets up and takes a wild swing at Thad but misses.
Covert Jay: He heads to his corner but Peter is back up and hits a wild dropkick out of desperation.
Vinegar: Trevor’s head bounces off of the top turnbuckle and he staggers back.
Leiberjosch: Peter Vaughn gets enough strength to roll him up!
Covert Jay: SCHOOOOOLL BOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Trevor via pinfall
Vinegar: Tank climbs into the ring and immediately charges towards Peter Vaughn but Peter has made his way to the corner for a hot tag to Thad Duke!
Leiberjosch: Thad comes in like a house of fire and hits a quick standing dropkick to stagger the big man.
Covert Jay: HOUSE. OF. FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: He comes off the ropes and hits one on Tank from behind!
Leiberjosch: Coming off the ropes again for a chop block sending the big guy to his back.
Covert Jay: Thad covers but Tank is able to quickly move Thad off.
Vinegar: Tank gets up and grabs Thad, whipping him to his corner.
Leiberjosch: He tags in Ragdoll who climbs in and stalks Thad while Tank sets him up. FULL CALIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Covert Jay: Tank is clearing CCPE off their corner! COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Thad Duke via pinfall
Vinegar: Tank goes back to his corner and tags back in.
Leiberjosch: SEB makes his way into the ring and both he and the big man start trading blows!
Covert Jay: Tank picks SEB up for a sidewalk slam but SEB squirms out of it.
Vinegar: He shoves Tank across the ring but Tank turns and comes back for a massive clothesline.
Leiberjosch: SEB ducks and hits the ropes. Blind tag by Chris Page.
Covert Jay: SEB hits a leaping cross body but gets caught in mid air!
Vinegar: Chris Page is in and charges, shoving SEB which knocks Tank off his feet!
Leiberjosch: SEB gets himself set across the ring and as Tank gets up, EMPIRE KICK!!!!!!!!!
Covert Jay: Chris Page picks up Tank. PAGE PLANT!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: COVER!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Tank via pinfall
Vinegar: Ragdoll looks a bit concerned as she is all that’s left against 3 worthy adversaries.
Leiberjosch: She quickly enters the ring while Chris Page celebrates and is able to surprise him with Murder She Wrote as he turns around!
Covert Jay: She keeps going and knocks SEB off the apron!
Vinegar: She swings to Peter Vaughn but misses!
Leiberjosch: Hard forearm from Vaughn that sends Ragdoll backwards right into Chris Page!
Covert Jay: SPINEBUSTER SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Covert Jay: KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: Chris Page pulls Ragdoll up and goes for the Page Plant!
Leiberjosch: REVERSAL! ROLL UP!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Chris Page via pinfall
Vinegar: Ragdoll eliminated Chris Page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: In comes Peter Vaughn as the legal man!
Covert Jay: Hard clothesline that almost folds her in half!
Vinegar: He gets right down by her head and adds Insult to Injury!
Leiberjosch: Ragdoll is trying to fight back but can’t.
Covert Jay: Peter picks Ragdoll up and sends her off the ropes but she ducks a clothesline on the rebound.
Vinegar: MURDER SHE WROTE!
Leiberjosch: She pulls herself up and stalks Peter.
Vinegar: He is up, The Punchline!
Covert Jay: NO! REVERSAL!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: PETER VAUGHN HIT’S REVENGED!!!!!!!!!!!
Covert Jay: Both competitors are down but Peter is stirring to get up first.
Vinegar: He looks down at Ragdoll and sees SEB on the corner cheering him on.
Leiberjosch: Peter climbs up to the top rope and steadies himself.
Covert Jay: THE PLUNGE!!!!!! RAGDOLL ROLLED AWAY! SHE FUCKING ROLLED AWAY!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: Ragdoll is slowly getting up, unsteady but up!
Vinegar: She stalks Peter and as he’s on his way up.
Covert Jay: FULL METAL JACKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: SHE’S GOT THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO! BROKEN BY SEB!!!!!!!!
Vinegar: SEB stomps on Ragdoll’s head to keep her down.
Leiberjosch: He drags Peter over to the corner, goes out, and tags himself in.
Covert Jay: Ragdoll is on her way up but she doesn’t look good.
Vinegar: EMPIRE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
Leiberjosch: HE COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELIMINATION: Ragdoll via pinfall
WINNER: CCPE – Peter Vaughn and Sebastian Everett Bryce advance to the World Title Match