Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:45:34 GMT -5
Hanson: D to tha rum roll please
Vinegar: Oh god
Hanson: What I actually have rumrolls…FROM YO MOMMA
Vinegar: For the last time; SHE…IS…DEAD
Hanson: Yeah dead tired, I had her up all night last night making me these rum rolls
Vinegar: They look like soggy rolls to me
Hanson: Yeah too much rum, stupid ho!
Vinegar: I’m telling you right now Han…
Hanson: Shhhhhh, my drum roll
Daniel Hanson repeatedly taps on the announce desk, simulating a drum roll.
Hanson: Tonight with all GIW’s loyal supporters aboard tha Hanson train…
Vinegar: Oh dear!
Hanson: We get to see Travis Roberts and Gabrielle in the ring…at the end of the show…so everyone may as well turn to another channel till then. But make sure to tune in and see Jack lose that for my Gabby.
Vinegar: So she’s still ‘your’ Gabby?
Hanson: Of course.
Vinegar: Okay.
Hanson: Damn right! Tune in before then actually because the other half of Blessed Immortality; The Lord Chief Donovan Hastings is going to take BoolZ’s boy toy out.
Vinegar: For dinner?
Hanson: Hey I make the jokes around here…and what do you mean by okay…she is mine. She just won’t look at me…or talk to me…or return my phone calls.
Vinegar: You’ve said it all partner, besides of course the fact that we have another exciting edition of Sentinel in store Paul Cockatoo taking on Aragato, Boss P’s new muscle going against The Dark Rose Chassie Fear, Former Global Champion Alex Kiseragi faces a challenge in Raenius, Moss Edwards has possibly the toughest Championship defense of his career against former GIW Champion; Komo…
A didgeridoo interrupts Nickolas Vinegar mid speech as the impending arrival of Paul Cockatoo receives a warm response from the fans.
Hanson: Haha you got interrupted by that drummer guy, from that band, that plays music and generally annoys me.
Vinegar: Do I sense jealousy?
Beds Are Burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first for our first match up of the night in his first match here in GIW, weighing 190lbs, from the Torres Straight Islands in Queensland Australia; PAULLLLLLLL COKAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOO
Hanson: Just because my dad wouldn’t buy me a drum kit for Christmas
Vinegar: Are you crying?
Hanson: No.
Paul smiles a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he high fives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting Aragato.
Vinegar: So little Hanson wanted to be a drummer?
Hanson: No.
Aragato’s entrance music then begins playing as he as always comes out with his belt of kendo sticks around his waist.
Dennis: And his opponent from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 210 pounds he is ARAAAAAGAAAAAAATOOOOOOOO
Aragato then makes his way down to the ring, climbing the ropes he stops momentarily gazing out over the crowd and babbling incomprehensibly before he jumps inside the ring, slinking about as his attention fixes to Paul Cockatoo.
Hanson: Let’s just get this match underway…Blessed Immortalities appearances are a long way away.
Vinegar: Well I doubt that it’s for you, but these two guys have got the match underway, locking up in the center of the ring, Aragato though with a stiff palm strike to Paul’s chest sends him stumbling back before he’s met with a flurry of knees that drop him to the canvas. Aragato pulling him back up and takes him right back down with a knee facebuster
Hanson: All I ever wanted was a drum kit.
Vinegar: Okay…Paul getting back to his feet, avoids Aragato’s elbow strikes and takes him down with a side belly to belly suplex, that’s followed up by a clothesline and another now here’s the first pin of the match.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Paul now going for a DDT, but Aragato arm drags his way out of it, both men back up and a hard headbutt to the chest of Paul and another, Aragato locking their arms up and now repeatedly slamming his head into Paul’s chest.
Hanson: Every birthday I asked for one
Vinegar: Paul stumbling back now, Mr. Deathmatch charges, but Paul avoids, attempts his own clothesline which is ducked, Aragato now going for a thrust kick but he’s caught. Enziguri…a weak one though…this could be the Bell Enziguri. It is Aragato repeating those kicks to the head before springing up into a hurricanrana. Paul rolls through onto his feet though…not on purpose it would seem, he’s incredibly disoriented.
Hanson: Every year at Christmas as well.
Vinegar: Aragato charging and takes them both over the top rope with a crossbody. Paul struggling back up his opponent charges but Paul steps in. Aragato’s caught around the throat and hoisted up into the air; Chokeslam right on the ring apron, Aragato rolls off and gets put down with a Gutbuster. Native Garret now rolling Aragato back in the ring, following him in takes him down with a suplex and into the pin
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Paul now stomping away but Aragato grabs his ankle yanking him down to his knee and clubbing away at his knee before rolling to his feet and Judo throwing Paul to the ground. Follows that up with a legdrop…a knee drop…then a elbow drop. Aragato stepping back now and a vicious shining wizard.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Both men coming back to their feet, Paul blocks a thrust kick and spears Aragato to the ground, mounting him and clubbing away. Referee Owen Peterson stepping in though, admonishing Paul as Aragato gets back to his feet, charging at Cockatoo who ducks it and hits him with a vicious lariat on the rebound.
Hanson: I never did get that drum kit
Vinegar: Tell you what if you focus on the match I’ll talk to Paul and maybe you’ll get to bash away at a drum kit. Paul lifting Aragato back up going for the Fall From Ularu. Aragato counters though, hits a vicious elbow to Paul before picking him up and placing him atop the turnbuckle, a superplex attempt coming up…Paul though fights back, striking away and grabbing his opponents head…Broken Drum!
Hanson: Okay, Paul Cockatoo going for the pin…
Peterson: 1-2-3
Hanson: You’re still getting me that drumming session with that guy.
Vinegar: Paul.
Hanson: Yeah him, the drummer guy in the band with those other young kids, ya know the one with the girl whose going to get fat…THERE CALLED CONDOMS! Rookie mistake.
Vinegar: Well Paul’s coming this way.
Hanson: Shit so is a kendo stick.
Aragato having put his belt back on around his waist ahs just sent a kendo stick sailing through the air towards Paul Cockatoo, it misses its mark though and gets Daniel Hanson between the eyes as then Aragato grabs several more in his hands and charges out of the ring after Paul Cockatoo, chasing him back up the ramp way.
Hanson: I don’t want to be a drummer anymore.
Vinegar: Oh god
Hanson: What I actually have rumrolls…FROM YO MOMMA
Vinegar: For the last time; SHE…IS…DEAD
Hanson: Yeah dead tired, I had her up all night last night making me these rum rolls
Vinegar: They look like soggy rolls to me
Hanson: Yeah too much rum, stupid ho!
Vinegar: I’m telling you right now Han…
Hanson: Shhhhhh, my drum roll
Daniel Hanson repeatedly taps on the announce desk, simulating a drum roll.
Hanson: Tonight with all GIW’s loyal supporters aboard tha Hanson train…
Vinegar: Oh dear!
Hanson: We get to see Travis Roberts and Gabrielle in the ring…at the end of the show…so everyone may as well turn to another channel till then. But make sure to tune in and see Jack lose that for my Gabby.
Vinegar: So she’s still ‘your’ Gabby?
Hanson: Of course.
Vinegar: Okay.
Hanson: Damn right! Tune in before then actually because the other half of Blessed Immortality; The Lord Chief Donovan Hastings is going to take BoolZ’s boy toy out.
Vinegar: For dinner?
Hanson: Hey I make the jokes around here…and what do you mean by okay…she is mine. She just won’t look at me…or talk to me…or return my phone calls.
Vinegar: You’ve said it all partner, besides of course the fact that we have another exciting edition of Sentinel in store Paul Cockatoo taking on Aragato, Boss P’s new muscle going against The Dark Rose Chassie Fear, Former Global Champion Alex Kiseragi faces a challenge in Raenius, Moss Edwards has possibly the toughest Championship defense of his career against former GIW Champion; Komo…
A didgeridoo interrupts Nickolas Vinegar mid speech as the impending arrival of Paul Cockatoo receives a warm response from the fans.
Hanson: Haha you got interrupted by that drummer guy, from that band, that plays music and generally annoys me.
Vinegar: Do I sense jealousy?
Beds Are Burning" by Midnight Oil takes over the P.A. system as "the original Aboriginal" makes his way down to the ring.
Dennis: Introducing first for our first match up of the night in his first match here in GIW, weighing 190lbs, from the Torres Straight Islands in Queensland Australia; PAULLLLLLLL COKAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOO
Hanson: Just because my dad wouldn’t buy me a drum kit for Christmas
Vinegar: Are you crying?
Hanson: No.
Paul smiles a big smile showing blindingly white teeth. as he walks down, he high fives a couple of fans, and if he can, manages to take a peek down some hot girls tops. he slides into the ring, and does an air drum solo to the drum solo of beds are burning, before flashing another smile to the crowd and awaiting Aragato.
Vinegar: So little Hanson wanted to be a drummer?
Hanson: No.
Aragato’s entrance music then begins playing as he as always comes out with his belt of kendo sticks around his waist.
Dennis: And his opponent from Kyoto, Japan and weighing 210 pounds he is ARAAAAAGAAAAAAATOOOOOOOO
Aragato then makes his way down to the ring, climbing the ropes he stops momentarily gazing out over the crowd and babbling incomprehensibly before he jumps inside the ring, slinking about as his attention fixes to Paul Cockatoo.
Hanson: Let’s just get this match underway…Blessed Immortalities appearances are a long way away.
Vinegar: Well I doubt that it’s for you, but these two guys have got the match underway, locking up in the center of the ring, Aragato though with a stiff palm strike to Paul’s chest sends him stumbling back before he’s met with a flurry of knees that drop him to the canvas. Aragato pulling him back up and takes him right back down with a knee facebuster
Hanson: All I ever wanted was a drum kit.
Vinegar: Okay…Paul getting back to his feet, avoids Aragato’s elbow strikes and takes him down with a side belly to belly suplex, that’s followed up by a clothesline and another now here’s the first pin of the match.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Paul now going for a DDT, but Aragato arm drags his way out of it, both men back up and a hard headbutt to the chest of Paul and another, Aragato locking their arms up and now repeatedly slamming his head into Paul’s chest.
Hanson: Every birthday I asked for one
Vinegar: Paul stumbling back now, Mr. Deathmatch charges, but Paul avoids, attempts his own clothesline which is ducked, Aragato now going for a thrust kick but he’s caught. Enziguri…a weak one though…this could be the Bell Enziguri. It is Aragato repeating those kicks to the head before springing up into a hurricanrana. Paul rolls through onto his feet though…not on purpose it would seem, he’s incredibly disoriented.
Hanson: Every year at Christmas as well.
Vinegar: Aragato charging and takes them both over the top rope with a crossbody. Paul struggling back up his opponent charges but Paul steps in. Aragato’s caught around the throat and hoisted up into the air; Chokeslam right on the ring apron, Aragato rolls off and gets put down with a Gutbuster. Native Garret now rolling Aragato back in the ring, following him in takes him down with a suplex and into the pin
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Paul now stomping away but Aragato grabs his ankle yanking him down to his knee and clubbing away at his knee before rolling to his feet and Judo throwing Paul to the ground. Follows that up with a legdrop…a knee drop…then a elbow drop. Aragato stepping back now and a vicious shining wizard.
Peterson: 1-2-
Vinegar: Kickout! Both men coming back to their feet, Paul blocks a thrust kick and spears Aragato to the ground, mounting him and clubbing away. Referee Owen Peterson stepping in though, admonishing Paul as Aragato gets back to his feet, charging at Cockatoo who ducks it and hits him with a vicious lariat on the rebound.
Hanson: I never did get that drum kit
Vinegar: Tell you what if you focus on the match I’ll talk to Paul and maybe you’ll get to bash away at a drum kit. Paul lifting Aragato back up going for the Fall From Ularu. Aragato counters though, hits a vicious elbow to Paul before picking him up and placing him atop the turnbuckle, a superplex attempt coming up…Paul though fights back, striking away and grabbing his opponents head…Broken Drum!
Hanson: Okay, Paul Cockatoo going for the pin…
Peterson: 1-2-3
Hanson: You’re still getting me that drumming session with that guy.
Vinegar: Paul.
Hanson: Yeah him, the drummer guy in the band with those other young kids, ya know the one with the girl whose going to get fat…THERE CALLED CONDOMS! Rookie mistake.
Vinegar: Well Paul’s coming this way.
Hanson: Shit so is a kendo stick.
Aragato having put his belt back on around his waist ahs just sent a kendo stick sailing through the air towards Paul Cockatoo, it misses its mark though and gets Daniel Hanson between the eyes as then Aragato grabs several more in his hands and charges out of the ring after Paul Cockatoo, chasing him back up the ramp way.
Hanson: I don’t want to be a drummer anymore.