Synergy #372 Results - June 6, 2022

[UGWC Staff]

Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for June 6th, 2022!

Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Tony Savage
- Next Defense: Battleground Montague Cervantes OR Lucy Wylde
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
- Next Defense: TBD
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
- Next Defense: TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce III
- Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Dave Rydell
- Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Rogan MacLean


Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: Tony Savage
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3

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Your Synergy coverage begins, now…


- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]

Nathaniel Dixon v Vespertine

Winner: Vespertine
Time: 1:04

~Commercial Break~

Cooperative Match: Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimosvs Captain 80's and the Dark Destroyer

The opening bell sounds and Donovan kicks off with a bumbling Dark Destroyer. Donovan doesn’t know what to do so he hits a clothesline but misses because DD got trapped in his cape and fell down. Donovan starts stomping, angrily. He goes for a pin but lets up at 1 when he sees Captain 80’s come to break it. He starts yelling but goes down from an accidental trip up by DD. Fear is fuming on the outside and asks for the tag. He gets it. DD gets launched from the ring and Fear hits Captain 80’s off the apron. Donovan and Fear converse for a moment until DD finds his way back in the ring. Fear grabs him and hurls him into the corner and follows up with a body splash and multiple body shots. He steps back and DD falls out of the corner and makes the tag to Captain 80’s.

Captain blindsides Fear from behind but Fear rebounds and spears him down. He starts hitting a vicious onslaught of mounted punches and elbows. Fear rolls him over and locks in Millenial Decay. He wrenches back but after several moments Captain 80’s grabs the ropes. Fear stalks him waiting for him to get back up and goes for The Numbing but catches elbows and he breaks free. Captain 80’s hits a back suplex. Then a sidewalk slam. Then a snap suplex. He whips Fear into the corner and goes for a clothesline but Fear ducks out and tags in Donovan.

Donovan comes in like a house of fire and clotheslines Captain 80’s. Donovan pulls him up for a suplex but it’s reversed. Captain hits one of his own! He covers Donovan but only for a quick 2. Captain picks Donovan up and whips him into their corner. He tags in DD who tries to help with a double team move but it fails and Donovan breaks away. He grabs DD for Destiny’s Call! Fear comes out of nowhere off the top rope with the Meteor Press! Donovan covers DD for 3 while Fear hits Captain 80’s with The Numbing.

Winner: Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimos
Time: 6:03

~Commercial Break~

Chaos Division Match: Ezra Wolf vs Konrad Raab

In the middle of Ezra’s entrance, Konrad interrupts by sprinting down the ramp and clocking him in the back with what looks like a flanged German mace! Wolf pitches forward and tumbles down the ramp, but The Iceman follows quickly, turning the mace head down and driving it into Wolf’s back.

The commentary team debates whether the match should just go ahead and start since it’s Chaos rules, after all, but before East can signal, Raab has yanked Ezra up for an Iceinator!

He raises the mace in the air, enjoying the boos and trash being thrown down at him on the ramp. As if to piss off the crowd even more, he shoulders the mace and simply walks back through the curtain.

Ezra, once he’s able to recover, reaches beneath the ring and grabs a kendo stick, then rolls himself into the ring. Fuming, he struggles to his feet and slams the stick against the ropes, demanding Raab come back and face him.

When no Iceman appears to answer the challenge, East has no choice but to call the match and declare Ezra the winner.

Winner: Ezra Wolfe via Official’s Decision
Time: 1:00

~Commercial Break~

Cooperative Match: Ken Davison and Kyra Johnson vs Montague Cervantes and Zane Scott

Before the match begins, Jet Somers appears on the Globotron and announces that following the outcome of last week’s main event, both Cervantes AND Lucy Wylde will both challenge Tony Savage for the World Title at Battleground.

Cervantes looks irritated as the cooperative match gets underway, as he starts against Kyra. His momentary distraction allows her to take the early advantage, staggering Monty with a series of uppercuts before dropping him with a russian leg sweep. She covers, but he kicks out before the two.

Kyra brings Monty to the Baltimore Elite corner and kicks him repeatedly against the corner before tagging out to Davison, who comes into the ring and drives his shoulder repeatedly into Monty’s chest. Baltimore Elite makes a series of rapid tags, switching in and out and working Cervantes over, cutting the ring in half and keeping Cervantes isolated from his partner, the increasingly perturbed looking Zane Scott.

Davison brings Cervantes towards the center of the ring, whipping him into the ropes and looking for a tilt-a-whirl, but Cervantes floats out of it and lands behind Davison, continuing to run to the ropes and leaping back off them into Lament for a Toy Factory! Monty dives to his corner and makes a tag to Zane!

Zane rushes into the ring and knocks Davison down with a pair of clotheslines, then grabs him by the head and goes to bring him quickly towards the ropes, but Davison reverses and tosses Zane over the top rope! Zane holds onto the top rope and lands on the apron, trying to steady himself, but Davison leaps over him and rips him off the apron to the floor with the Fall From Grace! Kyra comes into the ring and leaps over the top rope into a senton splash on the downed Zane!

Davison pulls Zane up and sends him back into the ring as “Invidia” hits the PA, and Donovan Hastings walks out to the stage as commentary tells us that after their win earlier tonight, Hastings and Deimos will challenge Baltimore Elite at Battleground. Kyra goes to the bottom of the ramp, watching Hastings carefully as he slowly advances down the ramp, meanwhile on the far side of the ring Deimos comes out of the crowd and blindsides Davison. Deimos sends Davison into the post before rolling him into the ring near the corner, and a recovering Zane Scott starts to rise near the ropes, and he asks Deimos what he is doing. Cervantes is back on the apron and makes a blind tag, and he slingshots into the ring and connects with the STL! Cervantes covers and gets the three!

Winners: Montague Cervantes and Zane Scott
Time: 9:14

Kyra tries to return to the ring, but is intercepted by Hastings. Deimos comes around the ring to support him, but Davison rolls out of the ring and joins the fray. The teams battle away, but the action is not over in the ring.

~Commercial Break~

Conquest Championship: Dave Rydell vs Rogan MacLean

Rogan gets off to a quick start using Rydell’s own aggression against him, taking him down with a pair of overhead throws and a quick DDT. Rydell recovers quickly, but Rogan stays on him by delivering a knee strike to his right shoulder, followed by a falling armbreaker and a pair of stomps. Rydell rolls to the ropes to force separation as Glenn Burke tells Rogan to return to his corner. Rogan does so and Rydell quickly slides into the ring and smashes him between the shoulders with a double sledge that sends Rogan face first into the turnbuckle. Rydell immediately grabs Rogan by his legs, hoists him up and drops him face first into the turnbuckle, then dropkicks him in the back. Rogan bends in a way that he’s not meant to bend, but Rydell doesn’t let up and slams him down onto the back of his head with a snap suplex. Vinegar comments on how aggressive Rydell is being. Lieberjosch half-way compliments him with a look on his face like he needs to wash his mouth out. Jay does Jay things.

He drags Rogan into the middle of the ring and goes for the pin, but Rogan kicks out at two. Instead of responding with anger, Rydell ascends the turnbuckle and comes off with the “Rydell Bomb”, then pulls Rogan up and hits the “After Shock”. Rogan bounces back into the ropes and nearly falls over them, but retains his balance and instead stumbles forward right into a diving spear. Rydell goes for the pin, but Rogan again kicks out at two. Rydell glares at Glenn Burke, but backs up into the corner and waits for Rogan to get back to his feet. When he does, Rydell almost Gores him out of his boots with the “Tip of the Spear”. Once again he attempts a pin, but Rogan kicks out a two point eight. This time Rydell springs up and slams his hands together rapidly while getting in Glenn’s face. Glenn orders him to back off, but Rydell continues his protestations.

Glenn finally gets Rydell to back off, although not without further protest and he turns…right into a Stun Gun by MacLean, who collapses back to the mat afterward. Glenn begins the count. Rogan is up first and goes back to working over Rydell’s arm with kicks, then pulls Rydell up and drops him arm first across the top rope. Rydell pops up and Rogan slams him back down with a judo throw, then bounces off of the ropes and drives a knee into Rydell’s shoulder. Rydell spins around and crashes to the mat, but Rogan stays on him and executes a shoulderbreaker and an STF. Jay comments that the hold isn’t going to hurt Rydell, but Lieberjosch cuts him off by pointing out that it’s wrenching his weakened arm backward. Rogan holds it and Rydell refuses to submit. Rogan lets it go and pulls back on the arm while digging a heel into Rydell’s shoulder. He holds it until Rydell manages to squirm his way over to the ropes, forcing a break.

Rydell trash talks Rogan and Burke and attempts to sucker punch Rogan, but he sees it coming and counters it with a Tiger Driver ‘91 for a two. He pulls Rydell up and puts him down with “An Ode to Megatron”, pulls him up again and whips him off of the ropes before slamming him down with “The Rise of Hydra”. A “Call of Cthulu” is next, but Rydell somehow worms his way free and Rogan eats “The Virus of Life”. He drapes his arm over Rogan, but once again Rogan kicks out at two, barely. Rydell pounds the mat and gets in Glenn’s face.

Unfortunately for him his arguing gives Rogan time to recover. Rydell gives Glenn an angry shove, which draws a defiant response from Glenn, followed by a shove of his own. Rydell staggers backwards and straight into a second “An Ode to Megatron”. Rogan pulls Rydell up, slams him down with a second “Call of Cthulu” and covers him for the three! We have a NEW Conquest Champion!

Winner: Rogan MacLean
Time: 18:06

End Show

[UGWC Staff]

Vinegar: Wait what’s this?

A lanky, medium sized man wearing a black hoodie and white rabbit mask slides into the ring. His head tilts as he looks over Zane.

Jay: I don’t think he sees him!

The Professional sneers at Montague, nodding his head. His lips move to match the smile that slowly slides along the Doctor-Professor’s lips before turning to face the man behind him.

Lieberjosch: Oh he sees him!

Zane extends his arms wide, beckoning the man but he doesn’t move. He continues to observe.

Jay: Look out Zane!

Lieberjosch: Shut up! Get him!

As the two combatants square off, running down the ramp is another masked man, this one wearing a bear head and full length cloak. He slides in and approaches the Professional. Zane moves on instinct, ducking a clothesline from the Bear before he goes in swinging.

Vinegar: He’s two on one, but looking to even those odds.
Jay: He’s doing more than making them even.

Montague Cervantes continues to watch the Professional go to work, sweeping the Bear off his feet before following in with a series of knees. From the back, a massive man in a full rabbit costume steps out. He is flanked by six others of various sizes, colors, and shapes.

Jay: Wait, who are they?

One of the rabbits turns to the audience, before looking to the group. With a loud, “EHEHEHEHE” he splits off and leaps into the audience. The bunny brigand continue on.

Lieberjosch: I think I have an idea!

Vinegar: Yeah me too. This doesn’t look good.

Zane backs the Bear-masked man into the corner, able to withstand a few shots of his own. He gets the man off his feet and begins stamping into the man who becomes less resistant with each shot. Just as he gets the upper hand, a black glove catches his wrist. He turns to face the Cottontail Killer who steps backwards, waving a finger.

Lieberjosch: I don’t know who this guy is, but I’m ready to see this.

Zane: Go head and hop, rabbit. This your trick, Showman?

Montague Cervantes shakes his head, still smiling. As the rabbits begin to enter the ring, he tips his hat and ducks under the rope. Zane steps back, preparing to defend himself. The massive man rabbit lunges for him, but he manages to slip under those paws. One of the smaller bunnies tries to tackle him but the veteran uses his momentum to sling him from the ring.

Vinegar: He’s not backing down!

A blue rabbit follows up, his fist cocked back only to get clocked, immediately falling to his knees. The arms of the red rabbit wrap around the Professionals, locking them down.

Lieberjosch: He’s overwhelmed!
Vinegar: No he’s not!

As the violet-masked man attempts to help his ally, Zane kicks out with both legs, shoving him backwards. The Professional and the red rabbit ram into Big Bunny and they all tumble to the floor. Zane is the first to his feet.

Zane: Come on! You want this?

The white rabbit only watches. The Bear now takes control, wrapping up Zane. He manages to get an arm loose, but another takes hold. The group begins to amass once more, pinning him into the corner. A familiar guitar riff fills the arena and the Cross Hemisphere Champion Jaclyn Pierrot steps from the back, microphone in one hand - belt slung over her shoulder. She struts smugly to the ring, stopping to mock a member of the audience before laughing in their face.

Lieberjosch: Of course.

Jay: What an absolute piece of shit.

Ducking under the ropes, Jacky turns her back to the irate Professional who takes the opportunity to break the blue rabbit's nose with a face-shattering head butt. The Bear pulls his hair back and receives a full bout of spit in return.

Vinegar: Wow! Imagine if there were two of him.

Lieberjosch: I try not to.

Despite her exaggerated flexing out of the corner, the audience continues to boo. Jacky, still smiling, raises the mic.

Jacky: Well well well, woodsman, what do we have here? What was it you said? Say it to my face!

Jacky moves to the corner, holding the mic out. Before he can even attempt to speak, she pulls it back, turning away from him.

Jacky: Ha. No - you listen while I speak. Something about you says you’ll just use this opportunity to spew some kind of conspiracy about, “How you knew all along”. Can I tell you something about yourself, Zane?

She spins around, walking back his way.

Jacky: Here - hold this.

Jacky immediately tosses the belt over her shoulder. It lands with a thump in the middle of the ring. The rabbits look between themselves, unsure of both who the recipient of the command was and who should retrieve it.

Jacky: There's no conspiracy. There’s no-

She stops, following his gaze. His focus has moved from her to the belt, which the red and blue bunny men now play tug of war with.

Jacky: You don’t like that do you?

Zane: Show some respect!

Jacky: Respect? [She laughs] Respect is earned, Woodsman. Tell me, how has this belt earned my respect so far? The conquest title brought me bigger and bigger challenges - this has simply brought me more of the same.

She tears it from their hands, swinging it around her head before slamming it in the mat in front of him. The clown then steps over it as she speaks, Zane’s anger visibility growing with each step.

Jacky: I cannot begin to tell you the boredom I’ve experienced holding onto this. Have you ever carried one of these around? I mean more than a couple weeks? They’re heavy and on the whole?

She stomps down on the belt before sliding it behind her.

Jacky: Useless. There is no respect for that because it gives me none just as you have. Just as the others mistakenly chose. You want this belt Zane? You won’t beat me in the ring for it, but I’ll tell you what. You want it?

The clown walks over, scooping it up. She looks over it a second before tossing it in the center of the ring.

Jacky: Crawl over here - on your hands and fucking knees - and take it.

They release Zane, stepping aside enough for him to be able to get down and crawl. He doesn’t budge, his shoulders heaving with fury. Fists clench and unclench, but he refuses to kneel. Jaclyn’s smile turns to a frown.

Jacky: I said CRAWL!

Zane starts to move towards her but a leather glove connects hard to his midsection, blasting the wind from him. As he drops down, he starts to look up to the white masked man only to catch Jaclyn Pierrots black Timberland on the side of his neck. He drops to the canvas.

Lieberjosch: It was a setup.

Vinegar: Nobody is surprised.

With both hands, Jacky grabs the side of Zane’s head, pulling him over to the belt. She barks an order at the Bunny Brigade and they pull his arms up as she walks behind him. Taking them, Jacky places her foot on the back of his head. The audience is on their feet, roaring their disapproval.

Jay: I can’t watch.

Lieberjosch: Murder She Wrote!

The clown drives his face into the belt, his body going still. She turns to the crowd, now livid, flexing her biceps.

Jacky: Cut him down!

Vinegar: He’s not moving. He may need medical attention.

“Kill of the Night” by Gin Wigmore begins to play once more as the large group continues to mull around Jacky and the prone Professional. The scene cuts to commercial.

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