Post by UGWC Staff on Jun 13, 2022 21:34:27 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for June 13th, 2022!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Tony Savage
- Next Defense: Battleground Montague Cervantes and Lucy Wylde
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
- Next Defense: Battleground vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
- Next Defense: Battleground vs Hastings & Deimos
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce III
- Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Rogan MacLean
- Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Ezra Wolf
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: Tony Savage
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
The match starts with Monty and Maggie making a very temporary alliance to double team Zane. They hit him with a double clothesline, and Maggie begins working on Zane’s bruised jaw with a closed fist. Monty quickly takes advantage and tries to blindside Maggie. But Maggie’s sixth sense tells her to dodge at the last split second and Monty misses. Maggie capitalizes and hits him with a DDT.
Zane takes advantage this time, pulling Maggie by her hair from behind (don’t threaten me with a good time) and pulling her into a judo throw. Now Zane and Monty begin exchanging fists. Not many are going to win a battle of fists with Mr. Scott though. He gets the upper hand and sends Montague backwards into the turnbuckle. And turns just in time to receive a beautiful spinning heel kick from Magdalena. Lieberjosch mentions it might be the most beautifully executed spinning heel kick in the business.
Maggie gets up quickly and picks up where Zane left off on Monty, driving elbows and forearms into his head. She goes for a kick to the belly and he catches it, only to catch an enziguri to the side of the head.
She pulls Monty up by the hair and he shoves her backwards, where she’s caught by Zane! He applies a full Nelson, and begins driving his knees into her kidneys, then shoves her forward and Monty finishes it up with a fall away powerbomb!
Zane and Monty back at it once again, trading blows. Zane gets the upper hand once more, sending Montague back into the corner. But Montague pokes him in the eye! Zane backs up a few steps and Monty reaches into his tights. Alice Nasmith is having none of it as she steps between Montague and Zane, demanding Montague get rid of the foreign object. Montague obliges, or pretends to, as Alice reaches for it.
The Showman sidesteps her, however, and lets his fingertips dance in front of his mouth, blowing a fireball at Zane! But Zane ducks! And Maggie has just reached her feet behind him! The fireball stretches past Zane and into her face, sending her flailing backwards. Zane charges forward, clotheslining Monty out of the ring. Then turns and grabs the blinded Magdalena into In Cold Blood, pinning her for the three count!
Zane stands and a smirk spreads on his face as he mimics Montague’s bow in Montague’s direction. The Astro Creep only stares at him without expression on the outside of the ring.
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:56
Konrad gets things off with a bang and shows his new aggressiveness by going right after Vespertine. He’s so ferocious in his attack that both Seb and Pierce look surprised by it. He beats Vespertine down, never even making it to the corner before dumping her onto her head with a particularly vicious looking release overhead suplex. He leaps up and yells something at both Seb and Pierce. Presumably it’s in German since no one understands it and it sounds really angry. He keeps his assault up, pulling Vespertine up by her hair and yelling in her face. He spins her around, wraps her into what looks like a bearhug and jerks her around violently before he launches her across the ring with a belly to belly throw. He turns to press his attack, but runs into an “Empire Kick” from Seb. Seb drops for the pin and gets a two before Pierce throws him out to the floor and goes for a pin of his own.
Hazel slaps out the two count before Pierce is yanked out of the pain and planted on his head with “Piles of Ice”. Konrad laughs a particular vile laugh, pulls Pierce up and sets him up for a second “Piles of Ice”. He connects with the move, utterly obliterating Pierce. Unfortunately for him, Vespertine appears out of nowhere, breaking it up with a throat thrust. Konrad rolls away, gagging and clutching at his throat. Vespertine looks down at Pierce, who’s still prone on the mat and decides to continue after Konrad. A barrage of kicks, an elbow drop, and a leaping leg lariat put Konrad down, but not out. Vespertine goes for a quick pin, but Konrad kicks out at one. She immediately springs into a 450 that crushes Konrad into the mat and gets a two before Konrad kicks out. She waits for him to stagger to his feet and executes a flawless “Breaking the Bank”. She pulls him up for “Death by Diva”, grabbing him for the lungblower.
When she’s suddenly dropped onto the back of her head with a reverse DDT. The smiling visage of Seb stands over her. He reaches down to pull her up and barely avoids an attempted kick to his head. He uses Vespertine’s leg to pull her up and dump her over onto her upper back with a rather unconventional looking suplex. He does as Seb usually does and follows his unconventional looking suplex up with a lot of conventional looking suplexes. He puts Vespertine on the top rope and lands “The Markham Missile”, which he follows with “Stamford Bridge”. Hazel drops for the pin and gets to two when it’s broken up by “The Piercing Blow”. He pulls Seb up for “Signing Off” and gets him onto his shoulders when he suddenly collapses to the mat with Pierce landing on top of him.
Konrad stands up and flexes, having clearly hit Pierce with a low blow. Unfortunately for Pierce, Hazel didn’t see it. He collapses to the mat face first, clutching at his undercarriage. Konrad laughs evilly and tries to play the crowd. It doesn’t quite work because evil takes practice, but it’s a decent effort. Konrad arrogantly lays down on Pierce and attempts the pin. He gets a long two count when he’s suddenly sent sprawling across the ring with a Shining Wizard that lands with such force that it sends him from the ring. Vespertine watches with a smile as Pierce gingerly struggles to his feet, then drops him with “Epically Diva”, squashes him with a Five Star Frogsplash, then “Death by Diva” for the submission when Pierce passes out.
Winner: Vespertine
Time: 10:06
This is the first title defense for Rogan MacLean as the Conquest Champion, after winning the title last week. Ezra is accompanied to the ring by Mr. Pax, a former UGWC World Heavyweight Champion in his own right.
Ezra goes on the offensive right away, unleashing a fury of striking combos in an attempt to overwhelm Rogan. Rogan deflects as best he can, but gets caught and staggered by a palm strike, and Ezra pulls him into a tight T-bone suplex, hooking the leg for the cover but only getting a two count. Rogan rolls to a knee, but Ezra stays on the attack, delivering a kick to the knee followed by a high impact clothesline for the Lightning Strike combination. Ezra covers again, with Rogan again managing to kick out at two.
With Pax giving directions from the outside to stay on him, Ezra pulls Rogan up into a waistlock, but Rogan throws back a pair of elbows and knocks him loose. Ezra staggers and Rogan executes an inverted atomic drop, and sends Ezra to the mat with a clothesline. Rogan follows up with a swinging neck breaker, and now he slows down the pace, taking a deliberate approach as he targets Ezra’s neck and shoulder with a series of kicks as he is on the mat. Rogan lifts Ezra into a shoulder breaker, and goes for the cover to pick up a two count of his own. Rogan brings Ezra up into a double underhook, but Ezra breaks free and twists out into the Fore’n Object, covers again as Rogan gets the shoulder up at two!
Ezra heads to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top, but Rogan gets to his feet and trips him up. Rogan lifts him off the turnbuckle into position for the Call of Cthulu, but Ezra floats off the back. Ezra uses the ropes for momentum and charges, but Rogan turns and catches him in the Rise of Hydra. Rogan lifts Ezra into the Call of Cthulu and connects this time before covering for the three!
Winner: Rogan MacLean
Time: 8:14
It’s clear from the outset of the match that both active competitors have to keep an eye over their shoulder. Kyra and Donovan waste no time getting up on the apron, hurling insults, and daring either member of the opposing team to come within striking range.
The action inside the ring starts haltingly, with Davison whipping Fear from one corner to another. He stops the momentum with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but before he can drop for the cover, Hastings yanks Deimos’ foot onto the ropes.
Phrixus takes over right away, pulling Ken into a crossface. Kyra arrives, however with feinted punt kick, causing Fear to let go. She helps her fellow Cooperative Champion to his feet while Green warns her off.
Before he can attack, however, Deimos hits him with a shoulder tackle, then suplexes him into the ropes. Ken becomes tangled, allowing Phrixus to unload with some elevated kicks to the midsection.
The Jawdropper rushes along the outside to his rescue, but gets cut off with a spinebuster from Hastings. The Lord yells up at Deimos to move it along, and Phrixus obliges after he calculates he’s kept this up long enough to annoy his partner.
As he’s untangling him, however, GKD springs off the ropes for a Jawdropper (the move, not his partner). He rolls away, wincing at the beating his midsection has taken, but he notices Hastings attempting to climb in to Fear’s rescue. He rushes over and hits Donovan with a Fall From Grace, spilling them both to the outside.
Deimos crawls over to the ropes, stretching his neck as he attempts to pull himself close enough to grab his distracted opponent. Noticing that Sam has dropped down to attempt pulling Ken off of Hastings, Kyra takes advantage of the opening to leap onto the apron and hit Deimos with a Blackout onto the apron!
Dropping out of range where she could cost her man the match, Kyra yells to him and points at the downed Deimos. Ken nods and rolls into the ring, scooping Phrix up for a Kenadian Destroyer, then covers for the three.
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 10:17
Savage and Wylde square off to start the match, talking to each other as commentary speculates as to what they may be saying, when Tempest shoves Lucy from behind, knocking her into Savage. Tempest rolls Lucy up for a two count, and her kick out pops Tempest back to his feet, right into a clothesline from Savage. Savage grabs Tempest and hurls him through the ropes to the outside, turning to square off with Lucy again, and turning just in time to take a forearm to the face.
Wylde staggers him back into the ropes with a series of forearm shots, and whips Savage across the ring, catching him on the return with a spinning heel kick. Wylde follows up with a dropkick before lining up for the Fury Brand, but Tempest slides in behind her and yanks her back by the hair, dropping Wylde into the second turnbuckle. Tempest stomps Savage in the back of the knee to stop him from getting up before charging back at Wylde and cannonballing into her against the corner.
Tempest again kicks Savage in the knee before turning his attention back to Wylde, setting her up in a full nelson and driving her into the bottom turnbuckle with the Boomstick. Tempest chokes Wylde against the bottom turnbuckle, but Savage is finally back up and grabs him by the leg, yanking him back towards the center of the ring. Tempest manages to momentarily kick him away, but as he tries to get back to his feet Savage puts him back to the ground with a double leg takedown, mounting to follow up with a series of blows, but Tempest shoots his hand through the blows and catches Savage by the throat, choking him. Savage knocks the hand away but tumbles to the side.
Tempest rolls to the side of the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself up as Savage gets back to his feet, holding his own throat momentarily. Tempest charges, but Savage catches him in the Spinebuster to End ALL Spinebusters! Savage waves for Tempest to get back up, but Lucy grabs Savage from behind and tosses him out of the ring! She turns and connects with Keep Your Chin Up on Tempest, and that gets the three!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 10:38
Lucy Wylde celebrates her victory as Savage stares at her from the outside, as commentary reminds us that if Lucy does that again in the Triple Threat at Battleground, that Tony Savage could lose the World Title without even being pinned!
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Tony Savage
- Next Defense: Battleground Montague Cervantes and Lucy Wylde
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ragdoll
- Next Defense: Battleground vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
- Next Defense: Battleground vs Hastings & Deimos
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce III
- Next Defense:TBD
Conquest Champion: Rogan MacLean
- Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Ezra Wolf
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: Tony Savage
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 20
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]
Triple Threat Match: Maggie Lockheart vs Montague Cervantes vs
Zane Scott
Zane Scott
The match starts with Monty and Maggie making a very temporary alliance to double team Zane. They hit him with a double clothesline, and Maggie begins working on Zane’s bruised jaw with a closed fist. Monty quickly takes advantage and tries to blindside Maggie. But Maggie’s sixth sense tells her to dodge at the last split second and Monty misses. Maggie capitalizes and hits him with a DDT.
Zane takes advantage this time, pulling Maggie by her hair from behind (don’t threaten me with a good time) and pulling her into a judo throw. Now Zane and Monty begin exchanging fists. Not many are going to win a battle of fists with Mr. Scott though. He gets the upper hand and sends Montague backwards into the turnbuckle. And turns just in time to receive a beautiful spinning heel kick from Magdalena. Lieberjosch mentions it might be the most beautifully executed spinning heel kick in the business.
Maggie gets up quickly and picks up where Zane left off on Monty, driving elbows and forearms into his head. She goes for a kick to the belly and he catches it, only to catch an enziguri to the side of the head.
She pulls Monty up by the hair and he shoves her backwards, where she’s caught by Zane! He applies a full Nelson, and begins driving his knees into her kidneys, then shoves her forward and Monty finishes it up with a fall away powerbomb!
Zane and Monty back at it once again, trading blows. Zane gets the upper hand once more, sending Montague back into the corner. But Montague pokes him in the eye! Zane backs up a few steps and Monty reaches into his tights. Alice Nasmith is having none of it as she steps between Montague and Zane, demanding Montague get rid of the foreign object. Montague obliges, or pretends to, as Alice reaches for it.
The Showman sidesteps her, however, and lets his fingertips dance in front of his mouth, blowing a fireball at Zane! But Zane ducks! And Maggie has just reached her feet behind him! The fireball stretches past Zane and into her face, sending her flailing backwards. Zane charges forward, clotheslining Monty out of the ring. Then turns and grabs the blinded Magdalena into In Cold Blood, pinning her for the three count!
Zane stands and a smirk spreads on his face as he mimics Montague’s bow in Montague’s direction. The Astro Creep only stares at him without expression on the outside of the ring.
Winner: Zane Scott
Time: 11:56
~Commercial Break~
Fatal Fourway Match: Konrad Raab vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs
Travis Pierce vs Vespertine
Travis Pierce vs Vespertine
Konrad gets things off with a bang and shows his new aggressiveness by going right after Vespertine. He’s so ferocious in his attack that both Seb and Pierce look surprised by it. He beats Vespertine down, never even making it to the corner before dumping her onto her head with a particularly vicious looking release overhead suplex. He leaps up and yells something at both Seb and Pierce. Presumably it’s in German since no one understands it and it sounds really angry. He keeps his assault up, pulling Vespertine up by her hair and yelling in her face. He spins her around, wraps her into what looks like a bearhug and jerks her around violently before he launches her across the ring with a belly to belly throw. He turns to press his attack, but runs into an “Empire Kick” from Seb. Seb drops for the pin and gets a two before Pierce throws him out to the floor and goes for a pin of his own.
Hazel slaps out the two count before Pierce is yanked out of the pain and planted on his head with “Piles of Ice”. Konrad laughs a particular vile laugh, pulls Pierce up and sets him up for a second “Piles of Ice”. He connects with the move, utterly obliterating Pierce. Unfortunately for him, Vespertine appears out of nowhere, breaking it up with a throat thrust. Konrad rolls away, gagging and clutching at his throat. Vespertine looks down at Pierce, who’s still prone on the mat and decides to continue after Konrad. A barrage of kicks, an elbow drop, and a leaping leg lariat put Konrad down, but not out. Vespertine goes for a quick pin, but Konrad kicks out at one. She immediately springs into a 450 that crushes Konrad into the mat and gets a two before Konrad kicks out. She waits for him to stagger to his feet and executes a flawless “Breaking the Bank”. She pulls him up for “Death by Diva”, grabbing him for the lungblower.
When she’s suddenly dropped onto the back of her head with a reverse DDT. The smiling visage of Seb stands over her. He reaches down to pull her up and barely avoids an attempted kick to his head. He uses Vespertine’s leg to pull her up and dump her over onto her upper back with a rather unconventional looking suplex. He does as Seb usually does and follows his unconventional looking suplex up with a lot of conventional looking suplexes. He puts Vespertine on the top rope and lands “The Markham Missile”, which he follows with “Stamford Bridge”. Hazel drops for the pin and gets to two when it’s broken up by “The Piercing Blow”. He pulls Seb up for “Signing Off” and gets him onto his shoulders when he suddenly collapses to the mat with Pierce landing on top of him.
Konrad stands up and flexes, having clearly hit Pierce with a low blow. Unfortunately for Pierce, Hazel didn’t see it. He collapses to the mat face first, clutching at his undercarriage. Konrad laughs evilly and tries to play the crowd. It doesn’t quite work because evil takes practice, but it’s a decent effort. Konrad arrogantly lays down on Pierce and attempts the pin. He gets a long two count when he’s suddenly sent sprawling across the ring with a Shining Wizard that lands with such force that it sends him from the ring. Vespertine watches with a smile as Pierce gingerly struggles to his feet, then drops him with “Epically Diva”, squashes him with a Five Star Frogsplash, then “Death by Diva” for the submission when Pierce passes out.
Winner: Vespertine
Time: 10:06
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Rogan MacLean vs Ezra Wolf
This is the first title defense for Rogan MacLean as the Conquest Champion, after winning the title last week. Ezra is accompanied to the ring by Mr. Pax, a former UGWC World Heavyweight Champion in his own right.
Ezra goes on the offensive right away, unleashing a fury of striking combos in an attempt to overwhelm Rogan. Rogan deflects as best he can, but gets caught and staggered by a palm strike, and Ezra pulls him into a tight T-bone suplex, hooking the leg for the cover but only getting a two count. Rogan rolls to a knee, but Ezra stays on the attack, delivering a kick to the knee followed by a high impact clothesline for the Lightning Strike combination. Ezra covers again, with Rogan again managing to kick out at two.
With Pax giving directions from the outside to stay on him, Ezra pulls Rogan up into a waistlock, but Rogan throws back a pair of elbows and knocks him loose. Ezra staggers and Rogan executes an inverted atomic drop, and sends Ezra to the mat with a clothesline. Rogan follows up with a swinging neck breaker, and now he slows down the pace, taking a deliberate approach as he targets Ezra’s neck and shoulder with a series of kicks as he is on the mat. Rogan lifts Ezra into a shoulder breaker, and goes for the cover to pick up a two count of his own. Rogan brings Ezra up into a double underhook, but Ezra breaks free and twists out into the Fore’n Object, covers again as Rogan gets the shoulder up at two!
Ezra heads to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top, but Rogan gets to his feet and trips him up. Rogan lifts him off the turnbuckle into position for the Call of Cthulu, but Ezra floats off the back. Ezra uses the ropes for momentum and charges, but Rogan turns and catches him in the Rise of Hydra. Rogan lifts Ezra into the Call of Cthulu and connects this time before covering for the three!
Winner: Rogan MacLean
Time: 8:14
~Commercial Break~
Ken Davison w/ Kyra Johnson vs Phrixus Deimos w/ Donovan Hastings
It’s clear from the outset of the match that both active competitors have to keep an eye over their shoulder. Kyra and Donovan waste no time getting up on the apron, hurling insults, and daring either member of the opposing team to come within striking range.
The action inside the ring starts haltingly, with Davison whipping Fear from one corner to another. He stops the momentum with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but before he can drop for the cover, Hastings yanks Deimos’ foot onto the ropes.
Phrixus takes over right away, pulling Ken into a crossface. Kyra arrives, however with feinted punt kick, causing Fear to let go. She helps her fellow Cooperative Champion to his feet while Green warns her off.
Before he can attack, however, Deimos hits him with a shoulder tackle, then suplexes him into the ropes. Ken becomes tangled, allowing Phrixus to unload with some elevated kicks to the midsection.
The Jawdropper rushes along the outside to his rescue, but gets cut off with a spinebuster from Hastings. The Lord yells up at Deimos to move it along, and Phrixus obliges after he calculates he’s kept this up long enough to annoy his partner.
As he’s untangling him, however, GKD springs off the ropes for a Jawdropper (the move, not his partner). He rolls away, wincing at the beating his midsection has taken, but he notices Hastings attempting to climb in to Fear’s rescue. He rushes over and hits Donovan with a Fall From Grace, spilling them both to the outside.
Deimos crawls over to the ropes, stretching his neck as he attempts to pull himself close enough to grab his distracted opponent. Noticing that Sam has dropped down to attempt pulling Ken off of Hastings, Kyra takes advantage of the opening to leap onto the apron and hit Deimos with a Blackout onto the apron!
Dropping out of range where she could cost her man the match, Kyra yells to him and points at the downed Deimos. Ken nods and rolls into the ring, scooping Phrix up for a Kenadian Destroyer, then covers for the three.
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 10:17
~Commercial Break~
Triple Threat Match: Lucy Wylde vs Tempest vs Tony Savage
Savage and Wylde square off to start the match, talking to each other as commentary speculates as to what they may be saying, when Tempest shoves Lucy from behind, knocking her into Savage. Tempest rolls Lucy up for a two count, and her kick out pops Tempest back to his feet, right into a clothesline from Savage. Savage grabs Tempest and hurls him through the ropes to the outside, turning to square off with Lucy again, and turning just in time to take a forearm to the face.
Wylde staggers him back into the ropes with a series of forearm shots, and whips Savage across the ring, catching him on the return with a spinning heel kick. Wylde follows up with a dropkick before lining up for the Fury Brand, but Tempest slides in behind her and yanks her back by the hair, dropping Wylde into the second turnbuckle. Tempest stomps Savage in the back of the knee to stop him from getting up before charging back at Wylde and cannonballing into her against the corner.
Tempest again kicks Savage in the knee before turning his attention back to Wylde, setting her up in a full nelson and driving her into the bottom turnbuckle with the Boomstick. Tempest chokes Wylde against the bottom turnbuckle, but Savage is finally back up and grabs him by the leg, yanking him back towards the center of the ring. Tempest manages to momentarily kick him away, but as he tries to get back to his feet Savage puts him back to the ground with a double leg takedown, mounting to follow up with a series of blows, but Tempest shoots his hand through the blows and catches Savage by the throat, choking him. Savage knocks the hand away but tumbles to the side.
Tempest rolls to the side of the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself up as Savage gets back to his feet, holding his own throat momentarily. Tempest charges, but Savage catches him in the Spinebuster to End ALL Spinebusters! Savage waves for Tempest to get back up, but Lucy grabs Savage from behind and tosses him out of the ring! She turns and connects with Keep Your Chin Up on Tempest, and that gets the three!
Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 10:38
Lucy Wylde celebrates her victory as Savage stares at her from the outside, as commentary reminds us that if Lucy does that again in the Triple Threat at Battleground, that Tony Savage could lose the World Title without even being pinned!
End Show