WrestleStock 2022 - Day 1

[UGWC Staff]

Vinegar: It has been an incredible week so far here in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona, but now we officially begin getting down to business. Because ladies and gentlemen… WELCOME TO WRESTLESTOCK!

Covert Jay: HUTTAH!

Vinegar: We have a little bit of everything here for you today: not only will the UGWC Chaos Championship be on the line in our Main Event off the day, as an old rivalry is renewed with Sebastian Everett-Bryce defending against Montague Cervantes, but there is lots going on all over the festival grounds, right here in Arizona!

Lieberjosch: The Consortium has always attempted to build new working relationships with companies from around the world, and this year is no different! There has already been action taking place at the festival during early access these past few days, particularly in the Zion Wrestling District!

Covert Jay: A lot of promising ninja talent in that promotion, and a real highlight over there yesterday was the five way ladder match won by Alexis Lemon that qualified her for the Katrina Lopez Invitational!

Vinegar: Our festival attendees will certainly want to swing by Zion Wrestling during the day and check out what's going there, meanwhile the UGWC action begins today, and we continue the tradition that began back in 2015, and this year's field for the Wrestlestock Open Tournament might be the most talented yet!

Covert Jay: Flipping-a-right, Nicky! Entertainment professionals from around the country, representing places such as Level Up Wrestling, New Frontier Wrestling, Zion Wrestling, and our very own UGWC will be wrestling here today, with the winners moving on to the semifinal round that will be held on Saturday.

Vinegar: Those advancing will join the two entertainment professionals that advance during tomorrows matches in that semifinal round, with the winners of those matches moving on to the Final, which will take place after the Ninth Annual UGWC Hall of Fame Ceremony on Sunday!

Lieberjosch: With so much talent coming together for one event, it's hard to predict what might occur, but fortunately we don't have to, because the tournament is about to get underway!

[UGWC Staff]

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WrestleStock!

Leiberjosch: We are remote at the main venue as the open tournament matches are being held throughout the districts.

Covert Jay: They tried getting me to set up the commentary booths. I told ‘em where they could shove it.

Vinegar: Wait. So you were supposed to do that?

Covert Jay: Well, technically all three of us but I figured I’d just outsource it. Clearly it didn’t get done.

Leiberjosch: Wait a minute. Who…did you ask to do this?

Covert Jay: Oh! Just my two good buddies!

Vinegar: No… no you didn’t.

Covert Jay: Well I figured if they’re good enough to compete for a major championship then setting up the on site commentary booths would be a breeze.

Leiberjosch: Dammit! Really?!

Covert Jay: What?! Captain and Detroyer are two stand up fellas!

Vinegar: Ugh… okay. Sorry folks. We will make sure everything is taken care of for tomorrow. And now that we are definitely stuck here for the day, let’s get rolling into the tournament.

Leiberjosch: Our cameras will come up in the Zion Wrestling District! Where UGWC’s Vespertine will take on Crystal Caldwell from Zion Wrestling!

Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a quarterfinal contest in the WrestleStock Open Tournament!!!!!!

The sound of a Japanese flute starts out playing quietly over the loudspeakers and the lights go down. The Tron comes up and we see two armies standing face to face on a battlefield. The flute continues playing and the camera on the Tron gets closer to the two armies. The camera cuts scene\'85)\line\line (the camera cuts back to a scene of two armies. The Japanese flute plays louder. Both armies are huge and they are an army of shogun, ronin, and samurai. As the army walks forward a single figure comes into view and emerges from the line. The figure raises their sword and as one the entire army stops. The figure runs forward and gets atop a boulder to look out. The camera goes over their shoulder and we see the other army standing as a wall in the distance. The figure/leader takes off their helmet and long black hair tumbles out from it and flows all around, sometimes waving and weaving in places where the wind catches it. The figure turns and looks at the army behind them and we see it is Vespertine. She raises her sword and roars in fury. Camera cuts scene and the Japanese flute stops)\line\line (camera cuts back to scene of her army raising their own swords and shouting in fury. The camera pans back quickly and she does the motion of forward with her sword and the camera goes up and we see her entire army run forward to join in the fray below. The song "Diamond Eyes" starts up and then goes straight into the song.

Suddenly the spotlights in the arena come up and we see a lone figure standing at the top of the ramp. One arm is raised and we see it is Vespertine and she is standing facing the entrance curtains. She spins around rather quickly and at the end of the turn she points at the audience where upon a couple of pyros go off on each side of her. She stands at the top of the ramp looking around at the audience. Then suddenly she reaches her hands out to them as if to encompass their souls and fire pillar pyros go off behind her. She saunters on down to the ring, stepping in time to the music. She wears black wrestling shorts, a black wrestling sports top with purple sequins which reveals her midriff and abs, black wrestling boots, her black trenchcoat duster and black sunglasses. She slides in underneathe the ropes, takes off her sunglasses and looks around at various spots with a feral like look in her eyes and slightly licking her lips. We see she has heavy glitter around her eyes and a heavy dark turquoise black (or other color) eyeliner. She crawls seductively like a cat to the other side of the ring and then suddenly jumps up and spreads her arms out and lands in an "V" like pattern where upon at each corner of the ring, showers of sparks come flying out. She looks around, still with the feral look in her eyes, and takes off her trenchcoat duster and and gives it to a person outside the ring and goes to sit on the turnbuckle facing the ring entrance until the match starts

Vinegar: And here comes Vespertine. She has shown some real promise since joining the Coalition just a couple of months ago.

Covert Jay: Vespertine's actually had a rough go of it during the early access portion of the festival, good to see she is recovered in time for this match, though time will tell if she is still feeling the effects.

The entire arena fades to black as we are left in nothing but darkness. All of a sudden Crystal's voice can be heard all throughout the speaker systems.

"I'm gonna burn this theater down

And pray to God for the strength to help me face the crowd

I wanna live like I lost the script and scream every line like "This is it!"

As soon as that is said explosions can be heard going off as we are treated to some flame pyros.

Theater by Icon for Hire plays across the speakers and it is at that moment when the blue and green haired "Burning Rose" Crystal Caldwell walks from the curtains. She is accompanied by her wife Alexandra, and the two of them make their way to the ring. In front of them are paparazzi who snap photo after photo of the two women. Crystal is focused as she walks to the ring with a purpose. She however slaps the outstretched hands of fans along the way. She runs up the stairs and walks to the middle of the apron. She flicks her hair before she drops down into a split that gains the pop of the entire crowd. Flashes from the paparazzi go off one after another. She slides into the ring and as soon as she is inside she kips up to her feet. She tosses her Shoto inspired hoodie towards her wife as she awaits the start of the match. Alexandra cheers for her wife as Crystal bounces about.

Vinegar: And we are about to get rolling!

Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first, representing the UGWC………VESSSSPPPPPPPERRRRRRTIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: A good ovation for the newcomer, who hopes to make her company proud in what is the biggest moment for her since coming to the Coalition!

Mitchell Dennis: And her opponent, representing Zion Wrestling…….CRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYSTALLLLLLLL CAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLDDDDDDWWWWWEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

DING DING DING

Vinegar: And we are underway!

Leiberjosch: Both competitors locking up in the middle of the ring.

Covert Jay: Crystal gaining the upperhand with a nice side headlock.

Vinegar: Vespertine isn’t having any of it as she shoves her into the ropes.

Leiberjosch: Oooh, nice shoulder block with an elbow drop follow up from Crystal.

Covert Jay: Crystal with a few stomps and a quick cover, but only for 1.

Vinegar: She pulls up Vespertine who grabs Crystal and hits a jawbreaker!

Leiberjosch: Vespertine comes off the ropes for a front drop kick to a seated Crystal!

Covert Jay: Vespertine with the cover but only for 1!

Vinegar: Crystal rolls away trying to get some breathing room but Vespertine is right there.

Leiberjosch: Vespertine sending Crystal into the corner.

Vinegar: She goes for a body splash but Crystal ducked out of there!

Covert Jay: Quack Quack!

Vinegar: Vespertine staggering out, and down she goes from a leg sweep!

Leiberjosch: Crystal pulls Vespertine up and immediately hits a snapmare.

Vinegar: Off the ropes! Front dropkick to a seated Vespertine!

Covert Jay: Back and forth we go!!!

Vinegar: Crystal pulls Vespertine up but it’s countered with a huge elbow!

Leiberjosch: Vespertine catches Crystal’s clothesline and flips around into a snapmare of her own!

Covert Jay: Vespertine off the ropes but misses the front drop kick!

Vinegar: Crystal takes advantage and pulls her in for a back suplex but Vespertine keeps going and flips out of it!

Leiberjosch: She grabs Crystal from behind but gets elbowed in the head for her trouble!

Covert Jay: Crystal whips Vespertine off the ropes and hits her with a tilt-a-whirl DDT but wait!

Vinegar: Vespertine countered into a modified spinebuster!

Leiberjosch: Vespertine with the cover!!!




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KICK OUT!!!!!!!




Vinegar: Vespertine pulls Crystal up and goes to whip her into the corner.

Covert Jay: REVERSE REVERSE!

Leiberjosch: What is this, uno?

Covert Jay: Maybe.

Leiberjosch: Crystal charges and hits a handspring into an elbow drop on Vespertine!

Vinegar: Vespertine staggers out of the corner and Crystal goes for a roll up but Vespertine is right by the ropes so no count!

Covert Jay: Crystal drags Vespertine to the middle of the ring and goes for a vicious elbow but misses!

Leiberjosch: On the rise, Vespertine starting to lay in some really heavy muay thai kicks!

Covert Jay: Ohhhh, to the arms, the side….

Vinegar: OUCH! Even the head!

Leiberjosch: Vespertine goes to cover the downed Crystal but she gets caught in a small package!








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KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!








Covert Jay: BAH GAWD!

Vinegar: Who even are you sometimes?

Covert Jay: *shrugs*

Leiberjosch: Vespertine rolls away fast to get some separation.

Covert Jay: Crystal is up now as well and she is charging!

Vinegar: Vespertine hits a drop toe hold right into the bottom turnbuckle!

Leiberjosch: Crystal comes out staggering, holding her face!

Covert Jay: Uh oh, Vespertine is stalking her!

Vinegar: EPICALLY DIVA TO CRYSTAL!!!!!!!

Covert Jay: Holy shit! Crystal just got right back up!

Leiberjosch: But she has no idea where she is right now!!!!

Covert Jay: DON’T TURN AROUND!!!

Vinegar: BREAKING THE BANK!!!!!!!!!

Leiberjosch: COVER!!!!!










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DING DING DING!!!!!!!

Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and advancing to the semi finals…………representing the UGWC……………VVVVVVEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Leiberjosch: I think he really drew that one out.

Covert Jay: Yeah, it was a bit much.

Vinegar: At any rate, Vespertine has won the first match of the WrestleStock Open tournament, and will advance! We will be right back with out second match of the day and our second quarterfinal contest.

[UGWC Staff]

Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the first day of WrestleStock! I am just getting word that during our last contest, some wonderful stage hands went and set up the commentary booth in the Piercing Media District.

Leiberjosch: They actually got it done?

Vinegar: At least for the next contest they did.

Leiberjosch: No wonder Mitchell high tailed it out of here during the break. Hopefully he got a ride over there since we didn’t have a back up announcer on standby.

Covert Jay: Sorry, I dropped the ball on that one too. Whoopsy!

Vinegar: Who put you in charge of that, anyway?

Leiberjosch: Don’t answer that!

Covert Jay: I PLEAD THE FIF!

Vinegar: Unbelievable. Was it you?!

Leiberjosch: I don’t know what you’re even referring to. Anyway. Don’t we have another match coming up?

Vinegar: Yeah, we do have deadlines.

Leiberjosch: Welp, I’d like to say something.

Vinegar: Nope. You had your chance. Let’s take it over to the Piercing Media District where our guest commentators and actual celebrities in that district, will call the next match. Pepper Phoenix and Mike Scapadopolous!

Pepper: Thanks Nick! It is great to be here at WrestleStock!

Mike: It sure is. Truly an honor to be calling this match as well. How are things back in the main section of this hell hole?

Vinegar: Not too bad, other than the company I’m forced to keep. Good luck out there!

Pepper: Thanks Nick!

Mike: Alright folks, let’s get this things going, as it seems that Mitchell Dennis did in fact find a ride over!

Pepper: He’s still sweating like crazy.

Mike: Well…we are in the desert…

Pepper: Fair point!

Mitchell Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a quarterfinal contest in the WrestleStock Open Tournament!!!!!!


“You Know My Name” hits and the pyros explode. The Icon of Entertainment steps out onto the stage and soaks in the cheers from the fans. He heads down the ramp and gives some mouthy remarks along the way before giving a wink and finger guns to the commentary team. Travis climbs into the ring and prepares for the match.

Pepper: Here is the Icon!

Mike: Of Entertainment.

Pepper: That goes without saying.

Mike: Well, I’m saying it.

Suddenly the lights in the Piercing Media District go out; but it’s still bright since it’s summer time…in the desert…, plunging the district and it’s fans into a daylight covered ring area. A lit fuze sizzles across the video screen, leading to an explosion of pyro around the entrance stage. The sound of a gunshot and a car peeling out, then the opening guitar riff for No Resolve’s “UNKILLABLE” shred across the PA speakers.

I MET THE DEVIL
HE WANTED ME DEAD
BUT INSTEAD
I PUT A MOTHERFUCKIN’
BULLET IN HIS HEAD
YEAH!

Dane Preston's silhouette can be seen slowly coming through the curtains as he steps out onto the stage. Nodding his masked head to the beat of the music, he extends an arm in front of him, the other behind him as he struts down the ramp. A single spotlight shines down on the six foot, three inch, two hundred and fifty-five pound fighter as he slowly stalks his way to the ring, clad in a sleeveless leather duster.

YOU BROKE ME DOWN, THE CUTS AND THE BRUISES
I HOLD THE KNIFE NOW, I'M CUTTING MY NOOSES
I WEAR THE BLOOD STAINS LIKE BADGES OF HONOR
I'LL TAKE EVERY BULLET BECAUSE I'M A SURVIVOR
BITCH!

After scaling the ring steps, Preston slowly snaps his head from side to side before climbing into the ring and shrugging off his duster. He makes his way to his corner and climbs to the second rope where he points finger guns at the fans before snatching his mask off his head and throwing it out to them. Hopping down, Dane squats in the corner, arms outstretched as he grips the second rope with both hands awaiting the start of the match.

Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first, representing New Frontier Wrestling….DDDDAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSTTTTOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Pepper: And here we go!

DING DING DING!!!

Mike: Travis immediately kicks the knee of Dane, sending him down.

Pepper: Travis hits a knee strike to the chest of Dane.

Mike: Dane blocks a second and shoves Travis back.

Pepper: Uh oh, Travis doesn’t like that.

Mike: He charges Dane but gets tripped with a drop toe hold!

Pepper: Face first to the mat!

Mike: Travis gets up and catches a discus lariat from Dane!

Pepper: Dane going for the quick cover, but only gets 1.

Mike: He pulls Travis up and sends him into the corner.

Pepper: Stomps to the midsection sends Travis seated now in the corner.

Mike: More stomps from Dane to Travis and he is tearing him up right now! We are barely 2 minutes into this contest!

Pepper: The referee gets in and breaks Dane out of there. It’s about time, honestly.

Mike: Dane goes to pull Travis out but Travis has slid out of the ring and grabs Dane’s foot to trap him.

Pepper: He just yanked him down to the mat!

Mike: Travis sliding back in and nails a quick elbow drop on Dane!

Pepper: Dane gets back up but gets a shoulder block that sends him into the corner now.

Mike: Travis follows up with a clothesline that staggers Dane.

Pepper: As Dane comes out, Travis grabs him for a quick snap suplex but it’s blocked!

Mike: Dane reverses it!

Pepper: Wait, Travis blocked it!

Mike: Are they really blocking a quick suplex? Seems a bit…..unnecessary.

Pepper: It’s always necessary!

Mike: Now Dane blocks it!

Pepper: Travis blocked it again!

Mike: Oof, Dane just kneed him in the gut and hit the suplex!

Mike: He pulls Travis up and whips him off the ropes.

Pepper: On the rebound Dane hits Travis with a judo throw!

Mike: What momentum!!!

Pepper: Travis is trying to get up but catches a Thesz Press followed by an ungodly amount of punches.

Mike: The ref needs to get in there. Come on!!!!

Pepper: Finally he does. Dane is being pulled off and immediately goes back to Travis but Travis trips him into the ropes!

Mike: He just got hung up on the middle rope!

Pepper: Travis goes for a school boy but Dane rolls through it!

Mike: Travis is on his knees.

Mike: SUPERKICK!

Pepper: WAIT HE MISSED!

Mike: Travis grabs Dane and goes for the Full Breakdown!

Pepper: Dane elbows out and whips Travis into the corner!

Mike: He charges at him but Travis gets the boot up! Dane staggers back!

Pepper: Travis is coming out of the corner stalking Dane.

Mike: Dane spins around…

Pepper: Clothesline from Travis…CAUGHT!!!

Mike: REDLINE!!!

Pepper: WAIT NO! COUNTERED!

Mike: THE BREAKDOWN! THE BREAKDOWN!

Pepper: WHAT?! HE ELBOWED HIS WAY OUT!

Mike: Dane just shoved Travis down!

Pepper: Travis comes off the ropes…clothesline from Dane!

Mike: HE MISSED! TRAVIS DUCKED AND REBOUNDED!

Pepper: Dane turns around.

Mike: THE TRUTH HURTS!!!! THE TRUTH HURTS!!!!!!

Pepper: TRAVIS WITH THE COVER!











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Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner and advancing to the semi finals…………representing the UGWC……………TTTRRRRRAAAAAVVVVIIIIIIIISSSSSSS PPPPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pepper: Travis with an impressive win over Dane Preston.

Mike: That’s Dane, F’n Preston.

Pepper: Oh whatever. Travis Pierce, once again proving that he is the undeniable truth, and that the Truth Hurts! Back over to you Nick!

Vinegar: Thanks Pepper! Impressive win by Travis Pierce. Folks, we will be right back for our incredible main event for the day. Sebastian Everett Bryce will defend his Chaos Championship against long time rival, Montague Cervantes.

Leiberjosch: This match is going to be nothing short of brutal.

Covert Jay: Are we possibly in a splash zone?

Leiberjosch: What?

Vinegar: Folks, please ignore him. We will be right back!

[UGWC Staff]

Vinegar: We are back in the main area for our main event! Good to see Mitchell was able to find a ride over here. Hopefully we can get him some help for the next three days.
 
Leiberjosch: Maybe. But he signed up for it!
 
Vinegar: Not bouncing around from district to district!
 
Covert Jay: He needs the power of the ninja. He can smoke bomb on out of there!
 
Vinegar: Let’s get to it.
 
Mitchell Dennis: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…..
 
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Mitchell Dennis: And it is for the UGWC Chaos Championshiiiiiipppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The sound of a winding filmstrip can be heard as the arena is bathed in dim sepia light. A trumpet sounds accompanied by a spotlight emanating from the curtain. It backlights a man in a top hat, with a cane slung over his left shoulder. As a tinny voice begins to sing, the silhouetted figure moves along with the directions of the lyrics.

As you can see

I go back and forth

That's right

Side to side

Back and forth

Back and forth

Back and side to side

The music picks up some energy right as the spotlight switches to shine from the rafters, illuminating the grinning face of Montague Cervantes dressed in an elaborate jacket and a jauntily-cocked top hat. When the auto-tuned verse begins, "Listen to me, Listen to me" he starts making his way toward the ring, turning, flourishing, bowing, and two stepping along with the music.
 
Vinegar: Montague is coming off of losing the World Title at Outlast. But he looks ready to fight!
 
Leiberjosch: He sure does. And with their history, this is going to be incredible.
 
Covert Jay: You said it, doc!
 
The lights in the arena dip to black in time with the sirens and beat to the opening of Sweatpants (BattleTapes Remix) by Childish Gambino, the lights then beginning to flash, alternating left and right onto the ramp. In time, the letters "S", "E", "B", and then "Empire" flash one at a time on the big screen until the lights stop flashing as the lyrics hit.

"She askin' “Why you say that?!”

The beat drops and the lights flash on the rampway again. As they do, the screen illuminates with "SEB" and then "EMPIRE" flashing on the sceen.

"Rich kid asshole, paint me as a villain"

Sebastian Everett-Bryce flings his arms wide, staring up with his head covered by the hood of his jacket. He stands in the middle of the ramp, the lights beating down on him, before looking out at the crowd. He wears a long jacket with the hood pulled up over his head, zipped to the waist. The jacket, which is cut away at the bottom and only runs down the back of his legs, is patterned with an elongated Union Flag, but it’s in black and white and appears to be cracked and broken. His tights are short, with the initials SEB emblazoned upon the front.

The lights lift, and SEB makes his way to the ring, stretching his neck from side to side as he walks, his eyes focused on the ring. He climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes before standing in the middle of the ring.

"I'm winnin', yeah, yeah, I'm winnin' (What?)

Rich kid, asshole, paint me as a villain"

He extends his arms once more before pulling back his hood and removing his jacket to reveal the back of his tights which read “S.E.B”

"Don't be mad cause I'm doing me better than you doing you

Better than you doing you, fuck it, what you gon' do? (What?!)"

He flashes his arms out to a side, a satisfied and somewhat sneery grin upon his face, he holds the position for a moment, to allow the crowd to take pictures, before moving towards his corner.
 
Vinegar: Here is the Champ!
 
Leiberjosch: One of the greats. Without question.
 
Covert Jay: Yeah but didn’t he say he was going after the World Title?
 
Vinegar: Sometimes the path doesn’t take you down the one you want.
 
Leiberjosch: Yeah, just ask someone else we know…
 
Covert Jay: Who?! o_0!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Tune in tomorrow to find out! ;-)
 
Mitchell Dennis: Introducing first, from Berea, South Carolina….he is the challenger…..MONTAGUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE CEEERRRRRRRRVVVVVVVAVAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: You just have to wonder what is going through the mind of these two as they embark on this hellacious matchup!
 
Mitchell Dennis: And his opponent….he is the UGWC Chaos Champion……..SEBASTIANNNNNN EVVVVERRREETTTTTTT BBBBBRRRRYYYYYYYYYCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Crowd: THE THIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
Leiberjosch: And there is the bell! Let’s get it on!
 
Vinegar: Both SEB and Montague are circling in the ring staring a hole through each other.
 
Leiberjosch: We are already underway but nobody is giving an inch.
 
Covert Jay: They get close to each other and start talking but we can’t hear what they’re saying.
 
Vinegar: Now they are nose to nose! Who is going to budge?
 
Leiberjosch: Remember folks, this match is chaos rules. Anything goes in this match. Pinfalls count anywhere.
 
Covert Jay: And if I’m a betting man, which, sometimes I dabble, this is going to explode and it won’t stop until they’re both dead.
 
Vinegar: Well, I wouldn’t go that far. It’s definitely going to get intense tonight.
 
Leiberjosch: SEB just said something that Montague didn’t like very much!
 
Covert Jay: Oh damn! SEB just spit in his face!
 
Leiberjosch: Oh stop, that was unintentional!
 
Covert Jay: Say it! Don’t spray it!
 
Vinegar: Oh stop it.
 
Covert Jay: Oh shit! Montague just smacked the shit out of him!
 
Leiberjosch: He’s throwing lefts and rights! Pummeling SEB right out of the damn ring!
 
Vinegar: And there isn’t anything anyone can do! SEB just crashed down to the mat hard and Montague rolls right on out.
 
Leiberjosch: He grabs a kendo stick from under the ring and starts wailing on SEB with the stick! Good Lord this is a brutal assault!
 
Covert Jay: Hey, they signed the waivers. This is all legal!
 
Vinegar: It sure is. And here we go!
 
Leiberjosch: Montague has SEB up and he is hurling him right into the barricade!!!
 
Covert Jay: He doesn’t like what he did. So he’s doing it again! He hurls him into it even harder!!
 
Vinegar: SEB is screaming out in pain! Montague goes back under the ring and pulls out a trash can, a stop sign, a table, and a steel chair.
 
Leiberjosch: How many things does he need?! As many as it takes!
 
Covert Jay: SEB is back up and Montague has no idea.
 
Vinegar: He is digging under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher, and throws it into the ring.
 
Leiberjosch: Montague turns around right into a tackle from SEB!
 
Covert Jay: And now SEB tosses Montague back in the ring. SEB is right behind him.
 
Vinegar: Montague is up and the two stare each other back down again. They immediately go back at each other!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB swings wildly with a clothesline but misses
 
Covert Jay: Montague ducks out of another wild swing!
 
Vinegar: SEB falls into the corner and Montague start clubbing away at him.
 
Leiberjosch: Montague whips him across the ring and follows up with a clothesline of his own but gets caught!
 
Vinegar: SEB just back body dropped him over the top rope to the outside!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB takes a minute to regroup before going back outside the ring.
 
Covert Jay: He comes around the corner and Montague slams a cookie sheet right into his head!
 
Vinegar: SEB goes down hard but is in shock as he tries to pull himself up!
 
Leiberjosch: Montague goes after him again, smacking him across the face with the cookie sheet!
 
Covert Jay: He goes under the ring and pulls out a metal oven dish and goes to swing but SEB rolls out of the way and Monty misses!
 
Vinegar: SEB takes advantage and charges, hitting a dropkick to the back of his opponent.
 
Leiberjosch: SEB taking a moment to regroup before goes back over.
 
Covert Jay: As he picks up Montague, he gets a hard fist to the gut!
 
Vinegar: SEB is doubled over and Montague hits a vicious uppercut!
 
Leiberjosch: He grabs SEB and whips him into the steel steps! That was LOUD!!!!
 
Covert Jay: Montague goes over and picks up that stop sign he pulled out earlier.
 
Vinegar: He seems to be taking his time going back.
 
Leiberjosch: This match is about pacing. Can’t burn out too fast!
 
Covert Jay: Yeah but you need to win this quick, otherwise it won’t be a good night for anyone!
 
Vinegar: Montague makes it back over to the champion but SEB is gone!
 
Leiberjosch: Montague is looking but as he turns around he catches a dropkick to the face with the stop sign in his hand!!!
 
Covert Jay: SEB drops down to cover!
 
 
 
 
 
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Kick out!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
Vinegar: I don’t think we will see too many of those!
 
Leiberjosch: You better believe it!
 
Covert Jay: SEB rolls away and picks up Montague. He hurls him into the barricade!
 
Vinegar: Montague bounces off like a basketball!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB starts stomping away on him and kicking him relentlessly in the head.
 
Covert Jay: SEB grabs a steel chair from our area. Hopefully he doesn’t try to take one of ours!
 
Vinegar: Montague starts to stir a bit and WHAM! RIGHT TO THE FUCKING HEAD!
 
Leiberjosch: Did you hear that crack?!
 
Covert Jay: He has to have a concussion!
 
Vinegar: SEB reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set of brass knuckles!
 
Leiberjosch: He sits Montague up and just starts laying in on his head with multiple punches!
 
Covert Jay: My God! Montague is bleeding!!!!
 
Vinegar: I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB picks up Montague and rolls him right back into the ring but the challenger keeps going and rolls out the other side! SEB is looking for another weapon, he has no idea!
 
Covert Jay: SEB comes up with another kendo stick and suddenly a bag gets tossed in the ring.
 
Vinegar: SEB is back in now, just now realizing Montague isn’t there. He goes searching from one side to another.
 
Leiberjosch: He finally catches him and reaches between the middle and bottom rope but gets blocked in the head!
 
Covert Jay: Montague just grabbed him by the head and is holding him there! He’s clubbing him in the face!
 
Vinegar: Wait a minute, what is that? Can we get a shot of what he’s doing?!
 
Leiberjosch: HOLY SHIT! MONTAGUE IS USING A CHEESE GRATER ON SEBASTIAN’S FOREHEAD!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: HE IS LITERALLY PEELING THE SKIN OFF OF THE CHAMPIONS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Montague has finally let him go! Holy shit!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Monty rolling back into the ring and he sees the bag he just found!
 
Covert Jay: What’s in it?!?!
 
Vinegar: Montague is opening it and he dumps it out….
 
Leiberjosch: IT’S THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: He’s spreading them out in the middle of the ring!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Montague goes to pick up Sebastian and sets him up for a back drop but SEB elbows his way out!
 
Leiberjosch: He gets some separation but Montague makes chase!
 
Covert Jay: SEB catches him and gets him in the corner! SEB is now hitting lefts and rights on the challenger.
 
Vinegar: He sets Montague up on the top rope and climbs up himself.
 
Leiberjosch: What is he doing?!
 
Covert Jay: SEB hooks his arm around and sets him up…..
 
Vinegar: He’s lifting him, but wait! Monty blocked the superplex!
 
Leiberjosch: He just shoved SEB off the top rope right onto the thumbtacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: SEB is riving in pain!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Montague drops down and goes for the cover!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
THR- - - !!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
KICK OUT BY SEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
Leiberjosch: How the fuck did he kick out of that?!!?!?!?
 
Vinegar: Montague sits up and is trying to figure out what to do to put him away!
 
Leiberjosch: Montague just rolled out of the ring and brought the table back in!
 
Vinegar: Oh here we go! And the crowd is loving it!
 
Leiberjosch: Montague puts the table up in the corner, leaning it just right.
 
Covert Jay: He heads over to pick up SEB but gets a low blow out of desperation!
 
Vinegar: Montague falls to the mat and rolls right out of the ring.
 
Leiberjosch: Good instincts right there!
 
Covert Jay: SEB lays on the mat, trying to regroup himself but the thumbtacks are causing an issue.
 
Vinegar: He’s trying to pull them out but can’t reach them all. I cannot imagine the pain he’s feeling right now!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB eventually makes his way out of the ring but as he finds Montague, he gets cracked across the face with a light tube!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: WHERE DID HE FIND THAT?!?!
 
Vinegar: SEB is holding his face as blood pours out even more than before!!!! Glass shards are everywhere!
 
Leiberjosch: Did you see how that thing exploded?!?!
 
Covert Jay: Holy shit! This is insane!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Montague pulls SEB up and rolls him back into the ring and follows him in.
 
Leiberjosch: SEB gets up and is still trying to recover what he can from his face but Montague is right on top of him, just clubbing away!
 
Covert Jay: SEB tries to block it but it isn’t working!
 
Vinegar: Montague whips SEB into the corner but SEB reverses it and sends him right into the table!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB is running!!!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: SPEAR RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!! MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: Montague is broken in half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Leiberjosch: Pieces of the table just fell out to the floor along with the challenger!!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: SEB is definitely taking his time with this. He finally has some breathing room!
 
Leiberjosch: The crowd is loving every second of this match!
 
Vinegar: I can tell you who isn’t!
 
Leiberjosch: The competitors?
 
Covert Jay: The competitors.
 
Vinegar: The referee has checked on both of them and they said they can keep going!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB is finally back to his feet after what feels like 5 full minutes!
 
Covert Jay: Montague is slowly crawling back into the ring.
 
Vinegar: SEB has steadied himself up, using the ropes to hold himself up.
 
Leiberjosch: Montague is back in, doing the same across the ring!
 
Covert Jay: SEB looks right at the challenger and his rival, and says bring it on.
 
Vinegar: Montague charges and clotheslines SEB right over the top rope and spills to ringside with him!
 
Leiberjosch: They both get up rather quickly and just start hammering away at each other! Rights and lefts galore!
 
Covert Jay: They’re moving up the ramp!
 
Vinegar: These two are just laying into each other, and not letting up. But they’re moving away from the ring! Where are they going?
 
Leiberjosch: Well, they don’t need to be in the ring for this to be over!
 
Covert Jay: They are just clubbing away at each other. This is going to come down to who gets the one hit that sends the other one down.
 
Vinegar: SEB finally gets Montague with a hard, staggering right!
 
Leiberjosch: But Montague comes back and gets SEB with one of his own!
 
Covert Jay: Both men are staggering on the stage. Both bleeding. Both broken. Both are just…done.
 
Vinegar: This is a career changing match.
 
Leiberjosch: Do you expect anything less from these two? After the history they’ve had?
 
Covert Jay: Not one bit. The fans are certainly getting their moneys worth tonight!
 
Vinegar: Montague is up first! And he is stalking the champion!
 
Leiberjosch: SEB is barely to his feet and Montague is going for a modified STL!!!!
 
Covert Jay: SEB counters out of it! He tossed Montague but he popped right back up at the edge of the stage!
 
Vinegar: SEB charges!
 
Leiberjosch: EMPIRE KICK OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Covert Jay: HOLY SHIT HE JUST WENT DOWN WITH HIM!!!!!
 
Vinegar: They both just crashed into all the equipment boxes down there!
 
Leiberjosch: The referee goes to check on them but SEB is on top of Montague! His shoulders are down!
 
Covert Jay: THAT’S A COVER!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and STILLLLLLLLLLL the UGWC Chaos Champion…….SEBASTIAN…..EVERETTTTT……BBBBBBRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vinegar: The referee is calling for medical staff and you have to think, who really won this match?
 
Leiberjosch: Sebastian did.
 
Covert Jay: Yeah, but did he? He won’t be the same after this.
 
Vinegar: The crowd definitely won this one.
 
Leiberjosch: Absolutely.
 
Vinegar: Well, that’s going to do it for us tonight folks. We will be back here tomorrow for day 2 of WrestleStock! Thank you for tuning in and GOOD NIGHT!
 
End Day 1