Post by T-Robosaurus Rex on Jul 21, 2009 12:49:44 GMT -5
Hanson: I’s Sentinel time Nigga’s!
Vinegar: That was the great introduction you’ve been working on all week?
Hanson: Yeah.
Vinegar: That’s what you called me up at 2am to tell me about.
Hanson: Yeah.
Vinegar: ….
Hanson: What? You didn’t like it?
Vinegar: As my colleague mentioned with his usual level of class and sophistication it’s time for another night of great wrestling action here at the GIW arena. We’ve got a great card for you including comebacks by Sean Jensen…
Hanson: Cyanide.
Vinegar: No-one cares. And former tag team champion Ezekiel.
Hanson: Pax.
Vinegar: No! Keep up fool, it’s just Ezekiel now. If that wasn’t enough we’re going to see Gabrielle and Dredd team up against unofficial tag team of the moment, Blessed Immortality.
Hanson: Unofficial? How dare you, what makes you think you can say such a thing?
Vinegar: That they enter separately to different music and outside of the random matches they’re scheduled onto they have no personal interaction with one another.
Hanson: Damn, good point.
Vinegar: But first though…
Teahouse starts to play-
Hanson: Aw crap, already?
-and Katie walks out to the top of the ramp. She’s dressed in blue jeans with black kneepads over the top, a white t-shirt showing similar black elbow pads and sneakers. She waves to the fans in her usual overwhelmed fashion as she walks down the ramp.
Hanson: Is it me or has everyone stopped caring about Kiseragi so much that he’s actually turned invisible?
Vinegar: This isn’t Kiseragi’s match. We’re about to witness the in-ring debut of The Dragon’s valet Katie Piper.
Dennis: This is your opening contest of the night and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Katie Piper!
Katie climbs the steps and enters through the middle and bottom ropes, waiting in the middle of the ring for her opponent to arrive. Warrior’s Code starts to play to a large pop from the crowd as they see Chinatsu Chen walk out, one of the GIW Tag Team title belts around her waist. She throws up her usual V signs as she walks towards the ring.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Kyoto, Japan. She is one half of the GIW Tag Team Champions, Chinatsuuuuuu Cheeeeeeen!!!
Vinegar: Well Katie may have a good half a foot of height advantage here but she’s certainly the underdog against a consistently proven Chinatsu Chen.
Hanson: Half a foot. She knocked out a guy two feet taller and 200 pounds heavier with over 20 years experience. This is going to be a cakewalk.
Vinegar: I actually find it hard to disagree with you. We’re about to find out for sure though.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: There’s the bell. Katie going for the early lock up but Chen sweeps her legs with that Judo style takedown and puts in the headlock.
Hanson: I’m almost expecting this to be the end of it.
Vinegar: I think we should give this plucky young lady more credit than that. There’s the head scissors, Chen quickly powers out though. Katie getting back up but Chen’s on her with a Magistral Cradle.
1!
2!
Vinegar: I don’t think she was expecting a pin like that, we could have had a very quick victory right there.
Hanson: Do you ever find you’re running out of ways to suitably convey your utter indifference?
Vinegar: No, I actually care about more than four members of the roster. Besides, it’s Chen.
Hanson: Yeah, but there’s no excitement when her victory is so entirely guaranteed.
Vinegar: But aren’t Travis’s victories always guaranteed?
Hanson: Well yeah but-
Vinegar: Except last week.
Hanson: We shall not speak of Black Sunday. Continue your usual ramblings.
Vinegar: Well Katie’s just managed to take Chinatsu over with a tidy arm drag. Chinatsu is up though and responds with one of her own and holds it for the armbar.
Hanson: You know when it gets boring and we talk about other matches?
Vinegar: Yeah? Katie manages to turn herself around, another neat counter and a low fireman’s carry.
Hanson: Can we do that now?
Vinegar: No. Piper this time with the hold and puts in a rear chin lock.
Hanson: Why not?
Vinegar: Because if I let you start now I’ll hear nothing but Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings for the next two hours.
Hanson: You say it like it’s a bad thing.
Vinegar: Some of us don’t have your man crushes. Chen pries the arm from around her neck and twists it into a hammerlock, getting back to her feet. Piper counters into a rear waist lock.
Hanson: This stuff really turns you on doesn’t it.
Vinegar: If you mean a great display of technical wrestling, kinda. Piper goes for the back suplex, Chen hooks the leg though and blocks it. Snapmare brings Katie down to the mat.
Hanson: Pervert.
Vinegar: Like you’re not nursing a boner over Chen.
Hanson: Well uh…
Vinegar: No need to answer, we don’t want to think about it. Chinatsu cartwheel’s to the front and puts a kick across Katie’s chest. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, another kick out. Chinatsu not following up, she’s backing off and letting Katie get back to her feet. They lock up, collar and elbow, Katie quickly switches back to that rear waist lock and drops with a double leg takedown.
Hanson: I hope they realise they’re going to have to do more than headlock each other to death or we’ll be here all day.
Vinegar: I have a feeling things are going to kick off any time now. Katie floats over but Chen’s quicker and slides back, Katie overshoots and Chen flips over her, snapping that neck over.
Hanson: So Travis and Dono-
Vinegar: Not now. Chen waiting for Katie to get back to her feet again. Irish whip and a calf kick on the rebound.
Hanson: Oh, reality check for the Fag Hag. I think she just discovered what a boot to the chin feels like.
Vinegar: And I think Chinatsu is checking to make sure her opponent is ok. Seems Katie wants to carry on though and Chen is letting her up again.
Hanson: This is no way to win a match.
Vinegar: They don’t care, this is turning out to be a very sporting contest and I for one am glad to see it. Chinatsu charges in for a clothesline but Katie ducks it and turns with a kick to the mid section.
Hanson: That doesn’t look like it hurt Nick.
Vinegar: Katie trying to take a page out of the Dragon’s book with little success. Another shot but Chen shakes it off again. A third attempt and this time Katie gets taken over with a Dragon Screw.
Hanson: Do you get the feeling the great Oriental Firecracker is just toying with her?
Vinegar: I doubt it’s her intention. Chen looks like she’s going for a single legged Boston crab but Katie kicks her off and scrambles back to her feet. Chinatsu runs back in and gets taken over with a hip toss, followed up with a low dropkick to the back of the head.
Hanson: Well that was unexpected.
Vinegar: Seems the young lady knows at least a little bit of what she’s doing out there. Pin attempt.
1!
Hanson: Going to take a lot more than that to take down my little Chinatsu.
Vinegar: Katie this time backing off and letting Chinatsu get up. Doesn’t give her long though as she comes back in. Chen’s ready for her and spins behind, releasing German Suplex and oh shi-
Hanson: *gasps*
Vinegar: Chinatsu just tossed Katie over head and the young lady landed right on the top of her head. Chinatsu’s checking on her.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: She just told Hazel East to ring the bell, this ones over right here.
Hanson: Damn Nick, I think we need the EMT’s out here.
Vinegar: Hazel East seems to agree. Katie Piper hasn’t moved since the impact. This match has been ruled a no contest. The medical team are down here with a stretcher.
We watch on, the crowd in silence as the medics, Hazel East and Chinatsu Chen tend to the unconscious and unmoving Piper.
Vinegar: The Dragon just charged out here and slid into the ring. He certainly doesn’t look happy.
Alex goes to check on her. As Chinatsu tries to ask how she is Alex barks something at her and she backs off. The EMT’s put a neck brace on Katie and put her onto a stretcher. Alex goes to follow and Chen puts her hand on his shoulder. Alex turns around and shoves her, knocking her down.
Hanson: Hey leave her alone!
Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi certainly upset at the turn of events and understandably so. Seems he’s decided who’s to blame.
Hanson: It was an accident!
Vinegar: Try telling him that.
The EMT’s carry Katie to the back, closely followed by the Dragon. Chinatsu Chen sits in the ring for a moment, seemingly stunned by Alex’s behaviour before making her own way back up the ramp.
Vinegar: That was the great introduction you’ve been working on all week?
Hanson: Yeah.
Vinegar: That’s what you called me up at 2am to tell me about.
Hanson: Yeah.
Vinegar: ….
Hanson: What? You didn’t like it?
Vinegar: As my colleague mentioned with his usual level of class and sophistication it’s time for another night of great wrestling action here at the GIW arena. We’ve got a great card for you including comebacks by Sean Jensen…
Hanson: Cyanide.
Vinegar: No-one cares. And former tag team champion Ezekiel.
Hanson: Pax.
Vinegar: No! Keep up fool, it’s just Ezekiel now. If that wasn’t enough we’re going to see Gabrielle and Dredd team up against unofficial tag team of the moment, Blessed Immortality.
Hanson: Unofficial? How dare you, what makes you think you can say such a thing?
Vinegar: That they enter separately to different music and outside of the random matches they’re scheduled onto they have no personal interaction with one another.
Hanson: Damn, good point.
Vinegar: But first though…
Teahouse starts to play-
Hanson: Aw crap, already?
-and Katie walks out to the top of the ramp. She’s dressed in blue jeans with black kneepads over the top, a white t-shirt showing similar black elbow pads and sneakers. She waves to the fans in her usual overwhelmed fashion as she walks down the ramp.
Hanson: Is it me or has everyone stopped caring about Kiseragi so much that he’s actually turned invisible?
Vinegar: This isn’t Kiseragi’s match. We’re about to witness the in-ring debut of The Dragon’s valet Katie Piper.
Dennis: This is your opening contest of the night and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Katie Piper!
Katie climbs the steps and enters through the middle and bottom ropes, waiting in the middle of the ring for her opponent to arrive. Warrior’s Code starts to play to a large pop from the crowd as they see Chinatsu Chen walk out, one of the GIW Tag Team title belts around her waist. She throws up her usual V signs as she walks towards the ring.
Dennis: And the opponent, from Kyoto, Japan. She is one half of the GIW Tag Team Champions, Chinatsuuuuuu Cheeeeeeen!!!
Vinegar: Well Katie may have a good half a foot of height advantage here but she’s certainly the underdog against a consistently proven Chinatsu Chen.
Hanson: Half a foot. She knocked out a guy two feet taller and 200 pounds heavier with over 20 years experience. This is going to be a cakewalk.
Vinegar: I actually find it hard to disagree with you. We’re about to find out for sure though.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: There’s the bell. Katie going for the early lock up but Chen sweeps her legs with that Judo style takedown and puts in the headlock.
Hanson: I’m almost expecting this to be the end of it.
Vinegar: I think we should give this plucky young lady more credit than that. There’s the head scissors, Chen quickly powers out though. Katie getting back up but Chen’s on her with a Magistral Cradle.
1!
2!
Vinegar: I don’t think she was expecting a pin like that, we could have had a very quick victory right there.
Hanson: Do you ever find you’re running out of ways to suitably convey your utter indifference?
Vinegar: No, I actually care about more than four members of the roster. Besides, it’s Chen.
Hanson: Yeah, but there’s no excitement when her victory is so entirely guaranteed.
Vinegar: But aren’t Travis’s victories always guaranteed?
Hanson: Well yeah but-
Vinegar: Except last week.
Hanson: We shall not speak of Black Sunday. Continue your usual ramblings.
Vinegar: Well Katie’s just managed to take Chinatsu over with a tidy arm drag. Chinatsu is up though and responds with one of her own and holds it for the armbar.
Hanson: You know when it gets boring and we talk about other matches?
Vinegar: Yeah? Katie manages to turn herself around, another neat counter and a low fireman’s carry.
Hanson: Can we do that now?
Vinegar: No. Piper this time with the hold and puts in a rear chin lock.
Hanson: Why not?
Vinegar: Because if I let you start now I’ll hear nothing but Travis Roberts and Donovan Hastings for the next two hours.
Hanson: You say it like it’s a bad thing.
Vinegar: Some of us don’t have your man crushes. Chen pries the arm from around her neck and twists it into a hammerlock, getting back to her feet. Piper counters into a rear waist lock.
Hanson: This stuff really turns you on doesn’t it.
Vinegar: If you mean a great display of technical wrestling, kinda. Piper goes for the back suplex, Chen hooks the leg though and blocks it. Snapmare brings Katie down to the mat.
Hanson: Pervert.
Vinegar: Like you’re not nursing a boner over Chen.
Hanson: Well uh…
Vinegar: No need to answer, we don’t want to think about it. Chinatsu cartwheel’s to the front and puts a kick across Katie’s chest. Pin attempt.
1!
2!
Vinegar: No, another kick out. Chinatsu not following up, she’s backing off and letting Katie get back to her feet. They lock up, collar and elbow, Katie quickly switches back to that rear waist lock and drops with a double leg takedown.
Hanson: I hope they realise they’re going to have to do more than headlock each other to death or we’ll be here all day.
Vinegar: I have a feeling things are going to kick off any time now. Katie floats over but Chen’s quicker and slides back, Katie overshoots and Chen flips over her, snapping that neck over.
Hanson: So Travis and Dono-
Vinegar: Not now. Chen waiting for Katie to get back to her feet again. Irish whip and a calf kick on the rebound.
Hanson: Oh, reality check for the Fag Hag. I think she just discovered what a boot to the chin feels like.
Vinegar: And I think Chinatsu is checking to make sure her opponent is ok. Seems Katie wants to carry on though and Chen is letting her up again.
Hanson: This is no way to win a match.
Vinegar: They don’t care, this is turning out to be a very sporting contest and I for one am glad to see it. Chinatsu charges in for a clothesline but Katie ducks it and turns with a kick to the mid section.
Hanson: That doesn’t look like it hurt Nick.
Vinegar: Katie trying to take a page out of the Dragon’s book with little success. Another shot but Chen shakes it off again. A third attempt and this time Katie gets taken over with a Dragon Screw.
Hanson: Do you get the feeling the great Oriental Firecracker is just toying with her?
Vinegar: I doubt it’s her intention. Chen looks like she’s going for a single legged Boston crab but Katie kicks her off and scrambles back to her feet. Chinatsu runs back in and gets taken over with a hip toss, followed up with a low dropkick to the back of the head.
Hanson: Well that was unexpected.
Vinegar: Seems the young lady knows at least a little bit of what she’s doing out there. Pin attempt.
1!
Hanson: Going to take a lot more than that to take down my little Chinatsu.
Vinegar: Katie this time backing off and letting Chinatsu get up. Doesn’t give her long though as she comes back in. Chen’s ready for her and spins behind, releasing German Suplex and oh shi-
Hanson: *gasps*
Vinegar: Chinatsu just tossed Katie over head and the young lady landed right on the top of her head. Chinatsu’s checking on her.
Ding! Ding!
Vinegar: She just told Hazel East to ring the bell, this ones over right here.
Hanson: Damn Nick, I think we need the EMT’s out here.
Vinegar: Hazel East seems to agree. Katie Piper hasn’t moved since the impact. This match has been ruled a no contest. The medical team are down here with a stretcher.
We watch on, the crowd in silence as the medics, Hazel East and Chinatsu Chen tend to the unconscious and unmoving Piper.
Vinegar: The Dragon just charged out here and slid into the ring. He certainly doesn’t look happy.
Alex goes to check on her. As Chinatsu tries to ask how she is Alex barks something at her and she backs off. The EMT’s put a neck brace on Katie and put her onto a stretcher. Alex goes to follow and Chen puts her hand on his shoulder. Alex turns around and shoves her, knocking her down.
Hanson: Hey leave her alone!
Vinegar: Alex Kiseragi certainly upset at the turn of events and understandably so. Seems he’s decided who’s to blame.
Hanson: It was an accident!
Vinegar: Try telling him that.
The EMT’s carry Katie to the back, closely followed by the Dragon. Chinatsu Chen sits in the ring for a moment, seemingly stunned by Alex’s behaviour before making her own way back up the ramp.