Synergy #376 Results - August 8, 2022

[UGWC Staff]

Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for August 8th, 2022!

Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Run of the Mill vs Tempest, Dave Rydell, TBA and TBA
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Phrixus Deimos
Next Defense: TBA vs TBA
Cooperative Champions: Baltimore Elite
Next Defense: Run of the Mill vs TBA
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Run of the Mill vs “The Boogeyman” JC
Conquest Champion: Rogan MacLean
Next Defense: TONIGHT: vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce


Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Montague Cervantes
Keeper of the Outlast Tournament Key: Tony Savage
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Tempest
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 3

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Your Synergy coverage begins, now…


- Vinegar, Hans, and Jay give us the usual intro that transitions into childish bickering. [/CopyPaste]

Phrixus Deimos vs Ken Davison vs Vespertine

Davison makes his way out to the ring. Followed by Vespertine. Followed by the UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Champ, Deimos. It is reminded that Baltimore Elite have an open challenge at Run of the Mill for the Cooperative Championships. There is some brief speculation between our announce team before they move on to Vespertine and how impressed they’ve been by her in-ring work. From there, they briefly talk about Fear’s recent big win to recapture the Cross-Hemisphere title.

The bell rings and the three waste no time. Vespertine is the first to attack, but Davison counters with an arm drag. Vespertine rolls out and ducks a clothesline from the waiting Deimos. Deimos continues his momentum into a drop toe hold counter from Davison. The Godly One back up and into an arm drag from Vespertine now. And he rolls out of it. He charges forward and Vespertine ducks a clothesline for a second time. And Davison is unceremoniously tossed outside by Deimos, using Ken’s own momentum against him.

There’s a pause and the crowd applauds the flawless chain wrestling they just saw.

Now it’s Deimos and Vespertine in the ring. They lock up, but Davison is back in and breaks it up, wrapping his arms around Fear’s waist and hitting him with a hesitating German suplex. He stands and turns into a vicious throat thrust from Vespertine. So simple and yet very effective. Davison backpedals but Vespertine is already on to capitalize. She sprints forward and hits a float over DDT. She makes the cover for a two count before Davison kicks out and Deimos breaks it up simultaneously.

All three stand at nearly the same time. Deimos charges behind Ken, but Davison has the presence of mind to duck out of the way and Deimos plants Vespertine with a facebuster.

Deimos stands. Superkick from Davison! Deimos falls to the mat and Davison quickly turns his attention to Vespertine. She runs forward and he sidesteps and tosses her to the outside between the ropes. Davison turns and pulls Deimos to his feet. He hooks Deimos for a suplex, but Fear slithers out and behind him. The Numbing!

Deimos considers making the cover and decides against it. Instead he runs the ropes and leaps over the top to a waiting Vespertine on the outside. But she sidesteps! Deimos lands on the floor with a thud! And Vespertine slides back into the ring. Davison getting to his feet. Epically Diva! Vespertine makes the cover and Davison manages to kick out, but not before Hazel East counts to three.


Winner: Vespertine
Time: 13:36

Jet Somers appears on the ramp and says he wanted to catch them out here in the ring so he could make an announcement: Next week, Vespertine, Ken Davison, and Travis Pierce will have a Triple Threat match to secure one of the spots in the Mill match!

The Creative Director expresses regret that Fear would be unable to appear in the Mill this year.

Fear cuts him off, saying the only regret of defending his beloved Cross-Hemisphere Championship is that he would miss his chance in the Mill. He does, he says, have the perfect person for whom he'd love to throw a hat in the ring- er.. Mill, as it were. Jet seems interested and asks who he had in mind.

Fear smiles the GlobalTron suddenly plays this music:

Jet appears to think it over, then nods, accepting Deimos' recommendation.

~Commercial Break~

Lucy Wylde vs Ezra Wolf

The opening bell sounds and Ezra immediately tries to swing for a clothesline, but Lucy drops behind and kicks the back of the leg. Ezra staggers forward and turns right into an arm drag. He pops right back up and this begins a series of incredibly masterful chain wrestling that carries on for multiple minutes. It closes with Lucy going for a hip toss but Ezra counters with one of his own. He immediately drops down with an elbow drop. Ezra goes for a cover but gets a quick 1 count. As Lucy is going to get up, Ezra twists the area and goes for a roll up but Lucy reverses, breaks it and comes off the ropes and nails him with Fury Brand! She covers but is so close to the ropes and Ezra gets a rope break right at 2!

Lucy pulls Ezra up for a snap suplex and nails it. She pulls Ezra back up and sends him into the corner. She follows up with multiple strikes to Ezra’s body and head. She comes out of the corner and Ezra staggers out. She drops him with a super kick out of nowhere. Lucy goes to pull Ezra up but she gets rolled up with an inside cradle but Lucy breaks out of it at 2! Ezra is now up, still somewhat staggering and Lucy goes for a swinging neck break but it’s countered! Ezra goes for a back suplex, only for Lucy to backflip out of it and go for a Dragon Sleeper! Ezra is able to break out of it before it’s locked in though. He staggers Lucy back with an elbow to the midsection.

He grabs Lucy and pulls her in for a t-bone suplex! She rolls through and staggers around from the momentum. Ezra pulls Lucy in for Wreckage but she counters out of it and hits a back body toss on Ezra. She grabs Ezra but catches a back elbow for her troubles. Ezra grabs Lucy and whips Lucy off the ropes but she bounces off and goes for Mindblow! But Ezra sidesteps and as Lucy gets her footing back, she gets a super kick to the knee. Lightning Strike from Ezra!!! He goes to cover Lucy but she rolls towards the ropes and grabs the middle one, causing the referee to separate them.

Lucy pulls herself up with the ropes and staggers toward the center of the ring. She turns around, right into Kickin It Old School from Ezra! Lucy grabs the foot and spins him around! Ezra plants his foot and immediately takes her down with a clothesline! Ezra pulls Lucy up and gets her in a reverse waist lock. Lucy stomps on his foot and he lets go. She goes for Wylde Liberation! Ezra shoves her away but as she turns around he goes for Peace Out! She shoves him away! He turns right into Wylde Liberation once again, but it’s again countered! Ezra goes for Peace Out once more! Lucy shoves him into the ropes and he bounces off of them chest first! She pulls him backwards for a rollup but Ezra rolls through. Lucy looks but catches Kickin It Old School…but she catches the foot again! She spins Ezra around and right into Wylde Liberation for 3! Commentary definitely speaks on how well Ezra did against the World Champion, and that the title may be looking at a new contender.

Winner: Lucy Wylde
Time: 14:14

Right after the match the Globaltron shows what looks to be a birthday party on the screen.

~Commercial Break~

Conquest Championship: Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs Rogan MacLean ©

The announce team reminds us that if Rogan defends tonight, he only has one more defense before getting a shot at the UGWC title.

Seb has obviously decided that’s not the future for him, as he spends the first several minutes of the match taking MacLean to task. After wriggling free from The Stamford Bridge, The Dark Man rolls out of the ring to grab a breather.

The S of S and S decides that’s about enough of that and goes in pursuit. Rogan is ready, though, and yanks the champion into a belly to belly suplex on the floor. He drags Seb across the apron, flipping him around and laying smacks into his chest. Backing off, he comes running back with a flying knee to the face that rocks Seb down to the floor.

Rogan rolls him up into the ring and slides in to cover for 2.

He pulls Seb back to his feet and whips him toward the ropes. Seb returns with a desperation dropkick that connects! Seb scrambles, grabbing Rogan for a DDT to buy himself time to recover. He drops down to a crouch in a corner where he can keep an eye on Rogan.

The moment the champion stirs, Seb attacks, hitting a pumphandle suplex and then a fisherman’s suplex. He crouches again, not quite as low this time, giving himself a moment to breathe before darting again without warning. He snatches Rogan and hits a slingshot suplex, then flows right into The Conquest. He rolls Rogan up for 2.5, but the champ manages to escape. He wastes no time pulling Seb into Undertow!

Seb struggles, but eventually powers out and throws an elbow smash backward at Rogan. Rogan catches the elbow and yanks Seb to his feet, only to be pulled into G.S.H.O.A.T.! He doesn’t get it quite locked in, though, and Rogan reverses into Rise of Hydra, and grabs the 3 count!

Winner: Rogan MacLean
Time: 9:46

End Show

[UGWC Staff]

The Globaltron shows what looks to be a birthday party on the screen. A girl with platinum blonde hair has her back to us as the camera pans past her slowly. The film’s imperfections can be seen briefly every so often due to the poor video quality.

Balloons can be seen, imprisoned to the tables by string, keeping them from floating to their liberation, and eventual deaths.

The atmosphere is cheerful but eerie. In the ring, Lucy has gathered her World Championship and is gazing curiously up at the screen.

The film seems to skip as the camera continues to pan sideways across the party. Several little children and their parents can be seen with forced smiles on their faces. There’s something off about them though. Something strange.

Finally, the camera pans to a church across the yard of the party. Standing on the roof of the tall church is a man in a dark gray jumpsuit. He’s wearing a mask.

The man is Tempest.

He gazes down at the camera and waves slowly. No one else seems to notice. The film skips again, and suddenly Tempest is closer. The camera has moved towards him. He continues to wave silently on top of the church.

Realization seems to come over him and he stops waving, pointing to his left instead. The camera pans. Another man is standing on the other end of the church’s roof. The man is wearing a mask, too. But this one looks like it was made to look like the face of CJ Wylde. That man waves, as well.

After a few moments, the second man removes his mask, revealing another mask beneath it. Long silver hair flows out as the first mask is removed. This mask represents Magdalena Lockheart.

Tempest crosses his arms in front of his chest and watches as the second man removes his second mask. The man is Rogan MacLean.

But that’s not possible. Because Rogan MacLean is in the building getting ready to defend his Conquest Championship…

…right?

The second man makes a move to remove a third mask… until we realize it isn’t a mask that we see, but a noose around his neck. He adjusts the noose before bending down and grabbing a poster board. He lifts it up and reveals what it says:

“Look at me Lucy!”

The camera pans around slowly to the girl with the platinum blonde hair. She’s probably around five or six years old. She’s turning and peering up at the men on the roof with no sense of understanding. The camera pans back to the men on the roof as Lucy glares up. The second man releases the poster board and the wind blows it off screen. He bends down and picks up a second one, lifting it up and displaying it as proudly as a protester. This one reads:

“It’s all for you!”

The camera pans back to the girl with the platinum blonde hair and an evil little smile curls at the corner of her mouth.

The second man lets go of this poster board and its fate matches the same as the first. Now the second man abruptly leaps from the roof and falls, until the noose tightens and snaps the man’s neck, hurling him into the church’s brick walls as he sways lifelessly side to side.

For a long time, the air is taken out of the arena. The camera pans from “Rogan MacLean” to Tempest, who is now crouching on the roof with his head tilted curiously.

He stands finally, lifting a sign of his own:

“Now it’s my turn to live inside YOUR head.”

The Globaltron fades with Tempest waving cheerfully from the top of the roof, still clutching his sign.