No Holds Barred: Adapt or Die Predictions

[bCb]

I figured it would be the most appropriate for this to be posted soon and I figure I'd take the initiative to do so (sorry ichabod)


Hard Ten Match
Andy Savana
vs
Eric Gold
vs
John Russo
vs
"Joker" Mark Matthews

Referees: Hazel East and Owen Peterson
Purse: G$500,000



UGWC Chaos Title Match
Three Floors of Hell
Jet Somers
vs
Kyle Tacker
vs
Jason Grant

Referee: Owen Peterson
Purse: G$600,000


#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Hall of Mirrors
Medos
vs
Phrixus Deimos

Referee: Hazel East
Purse: G$672,000


UGWC Cooperative Title Match
Prison Break Match
The Brick City Boyz
vs
The Covenant
vs
The Thames Valley Hit Squad
vs
Travis Roberts & Tyvola

Referee: Sam Green
Purse: G$1,200,000


#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Towering Inferno Match
Dirge
vs
JK

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$672,000


UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Title Match
Dragon's Cave Match
Alex Kiseragi
vs
Travis Pierce

Referee: Brian Chartreuse
Purse: G$864,000


UGWC World Heavyweight Title Match
Extra Grande Double Shot Match
Donovan Hastings
vs
Red Fusion

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$1,000,000

[Declan Prescott]

...

['The Cyclone' JK]

soooooo....where's the predictions?

[Lord Hastings]

Like was discussed last week, it's probably better if PPV predictions were either IC in some way, or not done, as we don't want people giving away their votes.

[Jet Somers]

precisely

but I appreciate that i've inspired your motivation to do this.

what about... comedy predictions?

eh?

Hard Ten Match
Andy Savana
vs
Eric Gold
vs
John Russo
vs
"Joker" Mark Matthews

Referees: Hazel East and Owen Peterson
Purse: G$500,000

Outcome: John Russo realizes he's the only person in this match without a comedic gimmick and gives up. The other three competitors go at it, tossing jokes, and the first one to score ten laughs is the winner... Andy Savanna.

UGWC Chaos Title Match
Three Floors of Hell
Jet Somers
vs
Kyle Tacker
vs
Jason Grant

Referee: Owen Peterson
Purse: G$600,000

Outcome: In an unprecedented move that will be pondered and puzzled over for hours to come, JET is the one who no shows for the match.

#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Hall of Mirrors
Medos
vs
Phrixus Deimos

Referee: Hazel East
Purse: G$672,000

Outcome: Phrixus spends the entire match staring broodily into a mirror and a confused Medos wins by default.

UGWC Cooperative Title Match
Prison Break Match
The Brick City Boyz
vs
The Covenant
vs
The Thames Valley Hit Squad
vs
Travis Roberts & Tyvola

Referee: Sam Green
Purse: G$1,200,000

Outcome: Tyvola is actually sent to prison for suspicion of molesting an underage figment of his imagination, and T-Rob spends the rest of the match signing free autographs for the guards, who are fans of TPT, in order to free his partner.

#1 Contender to World Heavyweight Title
Towering Inferno Match
Dirge
vs
JK

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$672,000

Outcome: JK drags his grandfather's killer out to the stage and murders him right there live on camera, and Dirge is so impressed he offers JK a spot in the Covenant. Which JK accepts.

UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Title Match
Dragon's Cave Match
Alex Kiseragi
vs
Travis Pierce

Referee: Brian Chartreuse
Purse: G$864,000

Outcome: Pierce will be forced to conduct a live interview with Rico Rodriguez in the Cave, and will inevitably end up at the bottom of a foam pit.

UGWC World Heavyweight Title Match
Extra Grande Double Shot Match
Donovan Hastings
vs
Red Fusion

Referee: Glenn Burke
Purse: G$1,000,000

Well, since I have no idea what kind of match this is, I'm assuming Hastings and Fusion will be forced to sit in a coffee shop and settle their differences over a mochafrappachocafuckalatte.

Outcome: Both men will end up smacking some whiny emo teenager around for his atrocious guitar playing. Owen Peterson will end up making a lot of runs to the bar for ridiculous combinations and ingredients.

[Red Bull Icon]

That'd be the single greatest ppv ever. EVER!

[Medos]

Best. Idea. Ever.