Post by Lord Hastings on May 3, 2010 19:32:25 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and Gentlemen....WELCOME TO NO HOLDS BARRED!!!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: I forgot to ask, do we get paid more for sitting through a longer show?
Vinegar: Are you serious, millions of people would give almost anything to be here tonight for the very first UGWC Pay-Per-View.
Lieberjosch: Your point? Millions of people around the world believe in magic.
Covert Jay: No such thing, the closest thing to Magic is a Master of Ninja Skills who is is beyond classification.
Lieberjosch: I think we agree on at least one point. Let it never happen again.
Vinegar: What a show we have for you tonight, we will finally crown the first UGWC Champions tonight, when the current GIW and LWF Champions defend their titles in numerous unification matches.
Lieberjosch: And there is more right? It couldn't just be that simple.
Vinegar: That's right, we've got two, that's right TWO, count them, UGWC World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender Matches, as well as a lucrative Hard Ten match, which will be opening tonight's show, but before we get to that, let's send it to Jason Reeves backstage.
The cuts to Jason Reeves standing in front of the mens room door.
Reeves: Thank you Nicholas. Folks Jason Reeves here about to go where no man, Coppi you coward, is willing. And now woman, whore Roxy, is allowed. Jason Reeves here about to get to the scoop on who will be locked up for the Prison Break match!
The camera follows Reeves as he pushes up the door, wretches, the goes black. After a few seconds the camera feed reconnects and Jason Reeves is seen standing outside the bathroom door again. The door opens and out steps Tyvola.
Reeves: Ah, Mr. Tyvola! I'd like to get a few words about your Prison Break match. Everyone wants to know who will be in the cages.
...
Reeves question is largely, seemingly, ignored but Tyvola has stopped. His face becomes light, a hint of smile peaking through his tangled beard. Then as if possessed he shakes whatever thought was rattling in his head and begins scowling into the camera. Jason looks at the Bearded Bastard then back to the camera before again to the Mountain Madman.
Reeves: Ah, okay. So who will be locked away?
Tyvola: Weren't you listening!?!
There is another silence while it appears Tyvola is waiting for Reeves to answer. No sooner than his mouth opens to respond Tyvola begins again.
Tyvola: No he wasn't listening. You cannot ask the volcano to erupt again. You cannot ask the moon to set one more time. You do not ask the Thoctar to devour another Blademaster. It will happen when it happens. I will say this however. That masked serpent of the devils pinky knows what he did, but not what he has done. I will show him tonight!
And before Reeves can retort the Hardcore Hobo lumbers off. The camera follows as he passes by Grey Coppi and Roxy Malone who are both seen giggling.
Coppi: Tremendous.
Malone: Jason you're such a perv. Waiting outside the bathroom.
Reeves: Hey, I didn't see either of you trying to get the scoop.
Coppi: Only because there isn't much I wont do, but a commode side ambush is beneath even me.
Malone: Please. Grey you'd be right there if Jason didn't beat you to it. Probably how you ended up here in the first place.
Reeves: Yeah, what about you Roxy? Here for the interview or just looking for some random...
Malone: Funny! Fact is Roxy Malone doesn't need to stalk her interviews. I could get the rest of those names from Tyvola without lifting a finger.
Reeves: Letting your mouth do all the work now a days?
Coppi: Yeah, Roxy. Well not so crass, but why don't you put your money where your mouth is. 50 bucks says I get the story.
Reeves: Yeah, I'm in.
Malone: Jason you already failed. Grey, you're on.
The camera cuts back to Vinegar, Jay, and Lieberjosch at ringside.
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Lieberjosch: I forgot to ask, do we get paid more for sitting through a longer show?
Vinegar: Are you serious, millions of people would give almost anything to be here tonight for the very first UGWC Pay-Per-View.
Lieberjosch: Your point? Millions of people around the world believe in magic.
Covert Jay: No such thing, the closest thing to Magic is a Master of Ninja Skills who is is beyond classification.
Lieberjosch: I think we agree on at least one point. Let it never happen again.
Vinegar: What a show we have for you tonight, we will finally crown the first UGWC Champions tonight, when the current GIW and LWF Champions defend their titles in numerous unification matches.
Lieberjosch: And there is more right? It couldn't just be that simple.
Vinegar: That's right, we've got two, that's right TWO, count them, UGWC World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender Matches, as well as a lucrative Hard Ten match, which will be opening tonight's show, but before we get to that, let's send it to Jason Reeves backstage.
The cuts to Jason Reeves standing in front of the mens room door.
Reeves: Thank you Nicholas. Folks Jason Reeves here about to go where no man, Coppi you coward, is willing. And now woman, whore Roxy, is allowed. Jason Reeves here about to get to the scoop on who will be locked up for the Prison Break match!
The camera follows Reeves as he pushes up the door, wretches, the goes black. After a few seconds the camera feed reconnects and Jason Reeves is seen standing outside the bathroom door again. The door opens and out steps Tyvola.
Reeves: Ah, Mr. Tyvola! I'd like to get a few words about your Prison Break match. Everyone wants to know who will be in the cages.
...
Reeves question is largely, seemingly, ignored but Tyvola has stopped. His face becomes light, a hint of smile peaking through his tangled beard. Then as if possessed he shakes whatever thought was rattling in his head and begins scowling into the camera. Jason looks at the Bearded Bastard then back to the camera before again to the Mountain Madman.
Reeves: Ah, okay. So who will be locked away?
Tyvola: Weren't you listening!?!
There is another silence while it appears Tyvola is waiting for Reeves to answer. No sooner than his mouth opens to respond Tyvola begins again.
Tyvola: No he wasn't listening. You cannot ask the volcano to erupt again. You cannot ask the moon to set one more time. You do not ask the Thoctar to devour another Blademaster. It will happen when it happens. I will say this however. That masked serpent of the devils pinky knows what he did, but not what he has done. I will show him tonight!
And before Reeves can retort the Hardcore Hobo lumbers off. The camera follows as he passes by Grey Coppi and Roxy Malone who are both seen giggling.
Coppi: Tremendous.
Malone: Jason you're such a perv. Waiting outside the bathroom.
Reeves: Hey, I didn't see either of you trying to get the scoop.
Coppi: Only because there isn't much I wont do, but a commode side ambush is beneath even me.
Malone: Please. Grey you'd be right there if Jason didn't beat you to it. Probably how you ended up here in the first place.
Reeves: Yeah, what about you Roxy? Here for the interview or just looking for some random...
Malone: Funny! Fact is Roxy Malone doesn't need to stalk her interviews. I could get the rest of those names from Tyvola without lifting a finger.
Reeves: Letting your mouth do all the work now a days?
Coppi: Yeah, Roxy. Well not so crass, but why don't you put your money where your mouth is. 50 bucks says I get the story.
Reeves: Yeah, I'm in.
Malone: Jason you already failed. Grey, you're on.
The camera cuts back to Vinegar, Jay, and Lieberjosch at ringside.