Post by UGWC Staff on Mar 6, 2023 22:30:04 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 6th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Zane Scott
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs JC
Cooperative Champions: Rydell and Wolf
Next Defense: Synergy #396 vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Tempest
Conquest Champion: Ken Davison
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Travis Pierce
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the TBA Tournament Key: TBD on May 8
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 19
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
If there’s ever a chance for the “Surgeon of Thuganomics” to end his losing streak, it’s this week. As usual, The Dark Destroyer manages to nearly end his own career just getting to the ring, but he somehow survives his own ineptitude at ramps. Unfortunately this doesn’t put him in the ring, but under it, and both Hazel and Claude have to help him free himself so he can get into the ring. He finally manages it, only to be immediately hit with a Fireman’s Carry Powerlsam from Blade, who’s been impatiently waiting for him. He immediately goes for the pin, but Hazel doesn’t immediately moves. This leads to a bit of a squabble between them before the bell finally rings. Hazel drops for the count, only for Destroyer to kick out!
I know, I’m as surprised as you are. It must’ve been the delay. Next time Blade should make sure the match has actually started first. You have to appreciate his enthusiasm. He pulls Destroyer up, only for Destroyer to trip over his own feet. He grabs Blade to steady himself and inadvertently lands “The Dark Abyss of Fathomless Evil.” I know, I’m as dumbfounded as you are. Blade collapses to the mat in a heap and The Dark Destroyer stands around looking like he’s not sure what to do. Can you blame him? This is a new experience for him. He finally drops for the cover, and gets a two count before he’s violently pulled off of Blade, lifted up and dropped squarely onto the top of his head with “Destiny’s Call” from “The Lord of Pain”, Donovan Hastings.
Hazel immediately calls for the bell and awards the DQ victory to The Dark Destroyer.
Winner: The Dark Destroyer
Time: 3:10
Cross-Hemisphere Division Triple Threat Non-Title Match: Ezra Wolf vs Montague Cervantes
vs 'The Bogeyman' JC
We are shown replays from last week, when JC attacked Ezra and made clear his intention to challenge him for the Cross-Hemisphere Title.
All three men begin in the ring, with Monty somewhat between the other two, and with a mighty flourish Monty encourages them to begin the match against each other. JC scoffs at him, but Ezra seems to nod in agreement, stepping towards JC before spinning and cracking Monty with a rolling elbow. JC is amused, and invites Ezra into a lock-up, grappling with him for a moment before shoving Ezra to the mat. Ezra rolls to his feet and springs back up, rushing JC and backing him up with a pair of forearms before JC stops him with a knee lift. JC whips Ezra across the ring and off the ropes, sprints to the perpendicular ropes as he sets up Dance Macabre, but Monty is on his feet as well and rushes to a third side of the ring, running up the ropes and springboarding back for a Lament for a Toy Factory that connects on both Ezra and JC!
JC rolls to the outside as Monty cracks Ezra with a spinning back fist, and Monty springs back to his feet and charges for a suicide dive through the ropes that catches JC and drops him with a DDT at ringside. Monty springs to his feet with a flourish and takes a bow before jumping up on the apron and stepping back into the ring through the ropes. Ezra is back up and goes for Kickin’ It Old School, but it’s sidestepped by Monty. Monty attempts to lift Ezra for a suplex, but Ezra floats over and lands behind him. Ezra shoves Monty towards the corner and chases after, but Monty swings out through the ropes and rebounds back in off the ring steps for the Carousel Kick! Ezra managed to get his hands up to partially block, and he slumps into the ropes, as meanwhile JC has slid into the ring and connects on Monty with Dance Macabre! Ezra stumbles away from the ropes and JC goes for the Epiphany, but Ezra ducks it and kicks JC in the knee before connecting with the Lightning Strike, and now all three men are down!
All three begin to stir, and Ezra and JC exchange a pair of blows, before Monty delivers chops to the chests of both men. Monty drops Ezra with a wind-up haymaker before knocking JC down with a spinning backfist, and Monty plants Ezra again with a scoop slam. Monty builds up a head of steam, looking for the Big Finish on Ezra, but JC intercepts him with the Big Boot of Death! Monty’s nearly turned inside out by the mighty boot as Ezra rolls out to the apron, and JC picks Monty up and obliterates him with Solitaire Unraveling! JC covers, but Ezra comes off the turnbuckle with Gravity Falls, breaking it up! Ezra connects with the Knee Jerk Reaction on JC and covers for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:35
The match begins with a brief test of strength before Ken violently shoves Travis to the mat. Travis immediately kips up, straight into a boot to his face. Ken proceeds to try and stomp him into the mat, but Travis blocks enough of them that it doesn’t do that much damage before he grabs Ken’s foot and shoves him over onto his back. Travis pops up and drives a punt kick into Ken’s ribs, he goes for another, but Ken grabs his leg and whips him over onto the mat. He rolls through with the leg whip and locks Travis into a single leg crab. Travis pulls himself over to the ropes and is about to grab them when Ken suddenly breaks the hold and drops an elbow into the middle of his back, then pulls him back to the middle of the ring and locks the single-leg crab back on.
Travis slowly pushes himself up with his hands and manages to twist himself into position to kick at Ken until he finally pulls Ken in and pushes him off. Ken bounces back into the ropes and into “The Breakdown.” Travis promptly leaps over and locks Ken into a Dragon Sleeper. Ken struggles against it, taking Travis by surprise by pushing backwards toward the ropes that are behind him. Travis adjusts to it too late and Ken gets his foot onto the bottom rope, forcing the break. Travis pulls him up and drives him down onto the back of his head with a falling sleeper slam. Travis rolls him over into a pinfall, but Ken kicks out at two.
Travis shakes his head in annoyance, but keeps on the attack, hauling him up and dumping him back onto the mat with a snap suplex. He rolls through, hauls Ken back up and drops him into a double underhook backbreaker. He goes for another pin, but Ken kicks out at one. He glares at Glenn Burke, who ignores it, reinforcing that it was a one count. He pulls Ken up and takes him back down with a dropkick, then bounces off the ropes and drives his face into the mat with a neck snap driver. Travis looks satisfied with himself, pulls Ken up and drives a knee into his chin with “Signing Off.” He leaps onto the turnbuckle, taunts Ken to the displeasure of the crowd, and leaps off for “The Piercing Blow.”
He finds empty canvas. Ken grabs him and throws him onto his head with a release overhead belly to back suplex and a tombstone piledriver. Travis pops up and stumbles around, only to suffer a Kenadian Destroyer, and finally the Jawdropper for the three to retain the Conquest Championship.
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 12:09
Holden Orson is in the middle of the ring. Tempest and Zane come out first, separately. Then, the Chaos and World champions come out next, but they come out together. That is, Team Angry Pirates, or TAP, for short. Seb and Lucy discuss who should start the match off, and they decide on Seb. In the opposite corner, Tempest immediately steps out to the apron. Zane looks mildly annoyed, but takes his spot across from Seb anyway. Holden calls for the bell.
After meeting in the middle of the ring, Zane and Seb waste no time in exchanging blows. Zane gets the upper hand and irish whips him into the corner. Charging after him, Zane prepares for a follow up clothesline, but Seb has the presence of mind to quickly dodge out of the corner. Zane goes chest first, then backpedals into an attempted german suplex from Seb. Now it’s Zane with the intelligence to plant himself and deadweight so Seb has trouble lifting him. Seb chooses not to use the energy to attempt a second time and releases Zane’s waist. Zane turns and misses a haymaker as Seb ducks it, then dropkicks Zane in the back of the knee, sending him down to one knee.
Seb goes to follow up, appearing to attempt to lock in the Emperor Lock early, but Zane recognizes and shoves him away. Seb backpedals and tags in Lucy as he backs into their corner. The World Champion steps in and Zane smirks as he gets to his feet. They circle the ring, and as Lucy steps past Holden, he trips her! Lucy hits the canvas, and rather than capitalizing on the cheap shot, Zane glares side-eyed at Holden, who shrugs innocently and pleads his case that he couldn’t get out of her way in time. Zane lets Lucy up, who stands with a glare of her own. As she gets to her feet, Zane immediately grabs her by hair and arm, tossing her towards the ropes. She ricochets off them, and on the return, hits Zane with a beautiful spinning heel kick.
Immediately, Lucy locks in a dragon sleeper and wrenches it in deep. Holden shows little interest in asking if Zane submits, as it’s too mainstream. Lucy releases and grabs Holden by the collar as she backs him into Zane and Tempest’s corner. Tempest quickly reaches out and pokes her in the eye and she lets go of the special guest referee. She backs and turns right into a spinebuster from Zane, who then picks Lucy up and tosses her into his corner. He tags in Tempest and keeps his grip on Lucy, exposing her rib cage for his partner. Tempest obliges, hitting a rough-looking kick right into her ribs. Zane lets go and takes his place on the apron while Tempest continues the assault.
With Lucy face down, Tempest applies the Fishboy Sculpture submission! It seems silly, however, as she’s just inches from the bottom rope and grabs it right away. Apparently, rope breaks are too mainstream as well. Tempest locks the submission in deeper as Lucy convulses with rage and panic trying to escape the move. After several seconds, the Spider King finally releases, grinning up at Holden. When he pulls Lucy to her feet, however, he’s met with a fury of enraged punches and kicks that send Tempest scurrying backwards into a neutral corner. Lucy continues her attack on him, stomping a mudhole in his candy ass.
Seb calls from the corner and Lucy smirks as she walks over and makes the tag. Seb rushes into the ring, but Tempest scurries across to Zane and slaps Zane on the chest, who glares at him with no amusement. Seb is also unamused, as Tempest falls into his corner and grins up at the man he calls The Arsonist. Zane steps in, despite his obvious annoyance with Tempest’s mindgames, and he and Seb battle once more. Zane gets the upper hand by catching one of Seb’s quick strikes and dropping him throat first across the ropes with a stun gun. He follows it up with a clothesline from hell! Full Throated!
On the apron, Tempest decides to capitalize himself and springboards off the top rope and looking for a diving headbutt on the downed Sebastian. But Lucy has had her eye on him the entire time, and is already in the ring waiting on him, hitting him with Wylde Liberation! Tempest lies motionless and Zane eyes him, then Lucy, then Tempest again… and shrugs. Lucy takes her place back in her corner as Zane uses his foot to roll Tempest out of the ring and out of the way. When he turns back, a groggy Seb is making a tag to Lucy. Zane and Lucy square up in the ring much to the pleasure of the fans in attendance. They go back and forth for a while. Zane hits an overhead belly to belly suplex. After that, a succession of a german suplex and then a t-bone suplex. Lucy gets back into it with a desperation super kick that she doesn’t get all of. But enough of it to buy her some time to regroup and hit him with a shining wizard. She whips him into his own corner.
Next she hits him with a tornado DDT, but Tempest makes a blind tag that she doesn’t seem to notice. As he climbs through the ropes, the Dark Lady notices and makes a tag to Seb, and Team Angry Pirates look more like Team Amused Pirates. Lucy and Seb share a smile as Tempest immediately puts the brakes on. Zane apparently didn’t feel the blind tag and rushes forward, tackling Lucy through the ropes and they both crash to the outside, where they continue battling. Now Tempest is somewhere he didn’t intend on being. In the ring alone with Seb. On his knees, Tempest pleads with Seb not to attack him as Seb stalks forward with a predatory look that we haven’t seen on his face in quite some time.
There’s some commotion and suddenly Daedalus can be seen sprinting down to the ring from backstage with a chair in his hand. In the ring, Holden suddenly has something in his eye, he claims, and turns to the timekeeper for assistance. Daedalus climbs into the ring clumsily and loads up with the chair. He swings… but Seb turns around and catches the chair. Daedalus’s eyes go wide as it’s now his turn to beg for Seb’s mercy. Seb yanks the chair out of his hands and takes a swing of his own. But Holden Orson grabs it! And tosses it across the ring, much to Seb’s displeasure. Seb is in Holden’s face now, but behind him, Daedalus kneels down… and low blows Seb with an uppercut! Seb doubles over and Holden steps to the side as Tempest hooks Seb’s arms and hits a Moseley Driver! Meanwhile, Lucy tries to get into the ring, but to no avail as Zane grabs her by the leg and pulls her back outside. Tempest makes the cover and gets the win.
Winner: Tempest and Zane Scott
Time: 18:57
After the match, Daedalus leaps into Tempest’s arms in celebration. Lucy slides into the ring right away. Zane starts to follow after, but decides it isn’t his war and turns to go back to the locker room, satisfied with the victory. Lucy grabs the chair that Holden tossed to the side and Holden seems to be the only one who notices. He doesn’t get more than a few words out before Lucy does her best impression of a molding machine, planting the chair right in the middle of Orson’s face. He goes down and this interrupts the Astro Creeps’ celebration. Daedalus turns as Lucy drops the chair in front of her and grabs Daedalus by his head in one swift motion. Wylde Liberation!
Tempest glares at her and suddenly charges forward before Lucy can react. But he’s intercepted by an Emperor Kick from Seb! And Seb immediately puts him into The People’s GSHOAT! And locks it in deep! Tempest’s arms flail about as he fights for air that Seb refuses to give him. The show fades to Tempest flailing his arms and Seb refusing to release the hold. Lucy watches on with a dark smile.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Zane Scott
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs JC
Cooperative Champions: Rydell and Wolf
Next Defense: Synergy #396 vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Tempest
Conquest Champion: Ken Davison
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Travis Pierce
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the TBA Tournament Key: TBD on May 8
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 19
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
John Blade vs The Dark Destroyer
If there’s ever a chance for the “Surgeon of Thuganomics” to end his losing streak, it’s this week. As usual, The Dark Destroyer manages to nearly end his own career just getting to the ring, but he somehow survives his own ineptitude at ramps. Unfortunately this doesn’t put him in the ring, but under it, and both Hazel and Claude have to help him free himself so he can get into the ring. He finally manages it, only to be immediately hit with a Fireman’s Carry Powerlsam from Blade, who’s been impatiently waiting for him. He immediately goes for the pin, but Hazel doesn’t immediately moves. This leads to a bit of a squabble between them before the bell finally rings. Hazel drops for the count, only for Destroyer to kick out!
I know, I’m as surprised as you are. It must’ve been the delay. Next time Blade should make sure the match has actually started first. You have to appreciate his enthusiasm. He pulls Destroyer up, only for Destroyer to trip over his own feet. He grabs Blade to steady himself and inadvertently lands “The Dark Abyss of Fathomless Evil.” I know, I’m as dumbfounded as you are. Blade collapses to the mat in a heap and The Dark Destroyer stands around looking like he’s not sure what to do. Can you blame him? This is a new experience for him. He finally drops for the cover, and gets a two count before he’s violently pulled off of Blade, lifted up and dropped squarely onto the top of his head with “Destiny’s Call” from “The Lord of Pain”, Donovan Hastings.
Hazel immediately calls for the bell and awards the DQ victory to The Dark Destroyer.
Winner: The Dark Destroyer
Time: 3:10
~Commercial Break~
Cross-Hemisphere Division Triple Threat Non-Title Match: Ezra Wolf vs Montague Cervantes
vs 'The Bogeyman' JC
We are shown replays from last week, when JC attacked Ezra and made clear his intention to challenge him for the Cross-Hemisphere Title.
All three men begin in the ring, with Monty somewhat between the other two, and with a mighty flourish Monty encourages them to begin the match against each other. JC scoffs at him, but Ezra seems to nod in agreement, stepping towards JC before spinning and cracking Monty with a rolling elbow. JC is amused, and invites Ezra into a lock-up, grappling with him for a moment before shoving Ezra to the mat. Ezra rolls to his feet and springs back up, rushing JC and backing him up with a pair of forearms before JC stops him with a knee lift. JC whips Ezra across the ring and off the ropes, sprints to the perpendicular ropes as he sets up Dance Macabre, but Monty is on his feet as well and rushes to a third side of the ring, running up the ropes and springboarding back for a Lament for a Toy Factory that connects on both Ezra and JC!
JC rolls to the outside as Monty cracks Ezra with a spinning back fist, and Monty springs back to his feet and charges for a suicide dive through the ropes that catches JC and drops him with a DDT at ringside. Monty springs to his feet with a flourish and takes a bow before jumping up on the apron and stepping back into the ring through the ropes. Ezra is back up and goes for Kickin’ It Old School, but it’s sidestepped by Monty. Monty attempts to lift Ezra for a suplex, but Ezra floats over and lands behind him. Ezra shoves Monty towards the corner and chases after, but Monty swings out through the ropes and rebounds back in off the ring steps for the Carousel Kick! Ezra managed to get his hands up to partially block, and he slumps into the ropes, as meanwhile JC has slid into the ring and connects on Monty with Dance Macabre! Ezra stumbles away from the ropes and JC goes for the Epiphany, but Ezra ducks it and kicks JC in the knee before connecting with the Lightning Strike, and now all three men are down!
All three begin to stir, and Ezra and JC exchange a pair of blows, before Monty delivers chops to the chests of both men. Monty drops Ezra with a wind-up haymaker before knocking JC down with a spinning backfist, and Monty plants Ezra again with a scoop slam. Monty builds up a head of steam, looking for the Big Finish on Ezra, but JC intercepts him with the Big Boot of Death! Monty’s nearly turned inside out by the mighty boot as Ezra rolls out to the apron, and JC picks Monty up and obliterates him with Solitaire Unraveling! JC covers, but Ezra comes off the turnbuckle with Gravity Falls, breaking it up! Ezra connects with the Knee Jerk Reaction on JC and covers for the three!
Winner: Ezra Wolf
Time: 8:35
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship: Ken Davison vs Travis Pierce
The match begins with a brief test of strength before Ken violently shoves Travis to the mat. Travis immediately kips up, straight into a boot to his face. Ken proceeds to try and stomp him into the mat, but Travis blocks enough of them that it doesn’t do that much damage before he grabs Ken’s foot and shoves him over onto his back. Travis pops up and drives a punt kick into Ken’s ribs, he goes for another, but Ken grabs his leg and whips him over onto the mat. He rolls through with the leg whip and locks Travis into a single leg crab. Travis pulls himself over to the ropes and is about to grab them when Ken suddenly breaks the hold and drops an elbow into the middle of his back, then pulls him back to the middle of the ring and locks the single-leg crab back on.
Travis slowly pushes himself up with his hands and manages to twist himself into position to kick at Ken until he finally pulls Ken in and pushes him off. Ken bounces back into the ropes and into “The Breakdown.” Travis promptly leaps over and locks Ken into a Dragon Sleeper. Ken struggles against it, taking Travis by surprise by pushing backwards toward the ropes that are behind him. Travis adjusts to it too late and Ken gets his foot onto the bottom rope, forcing the break. Travis pulls him up and drives him down onto the back of his head with a falling sleeper slam. Travis rolls him over into a pinfall, but Ken kicks out at two.
Travis shakes his head in annoyance, but keeps on the attack, hauling him up and dumping him back onto the mat with a snap suplex. He rolls through, hauls Ken back up and drops him into a double underhook backbreaker. He goes for another pin, but Ken kicks out at one. He glares at Glenn Burke, who ignores it, reinforcing that it was a one count. He pulls Ken up and takes him back down with a dropkick, then bounces off the ropes and drives his face into the mat with a neck snap driver. Travis looks satisfied with himself, pulls Ken up and drives a knee into his chin with “Signing Off.” He leaps onto the turnbuckle, taunts Ken to the displeasure of the crowd, and leaps off for “The Piercing Blow.”
He finds empty canvas. Ken grabs him and throws him onto his head with a release overhead belly to back suplex and a tombstone piledriver. Travis pops up and stumbles around, only to suffer a Kenadian Destroyer, and finally the Jawdropper for the three to retain the Conquest Championship.
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 12:09
~Commercial Break~
Cooperative Match: Lucy Wylde and Sebastian Everett-Bryce vs
Tempest and Zane Scott
Tempest and Zane Scott
Holden Orson is in the middle of the ring. Tempest and Zane come out first, separately. Then, the Chaos and World champions come out next, but they come out together. That is, Team Angry Pirates, or TAP, for short. Seb and Lucy discuss who should start the match off, and they decide on Seb. In the opposite corner, Tempest immediately steps out to the apron. Zane looks mildly annoyed, but takes his spot across from Seb anyway. Holden calls for the bell.
After meeting in the middle of the ring, Zane and Seb waste no time in exchanging blows. Zane gets the upper hand and irish whips him into the corner. Charging after him, Zane prepares for a follow up clothesline, but Seb has the presence of mind to quickly dodge out of the corner. Zane goes chest first, then backpedals into an attempted german suplex from Seb. Now it’s Zane with the intelligence to plant himself and deadweight so Seb has trouble lifting him. Seb chooses not to use the energy to attempt a second time and releases Zane’s waist. Zane turns and misses a haymaker as Seb ducks it, then dropkicks Zane in the back of the knee, sending him down to one knee.
Seb goes to follow up, appearing to attempt to lock in the Emperor Lock early, but Zane recognizes and shoves him away. Seb backpedals and tags in Lucy as he backs into their corner. The World Champion steps in and Zane smirks as he gets to his feet. They circle the ring, and as Lucy steps past Holden, he trips her! Lucy hits the canvas, and rather than capitalizing on the cheap shot, Zane glares side-eyed at Holden, who shrugs innocently and pleads his case that he couldn’t get out of her way in time. Zane lets Lucy up, who stands with a glare of her own. As she gets to her feet, Zane immediately grabs her by hair and arm, tossing her towards the ropes. She ricochets off them, and on the return, hits Zane with a beautiful spinning heel kick.
Immediately, Lucy locks in a dragon sleeper and wrenches it in deep. Holden shows little interest in asking if Zane submits, as it’s too mainstream. Lucy releases and grabs Holden by the collar as she backs him into Zane and Tempest’s corner. Tempest quickly reaches out and pokes her in the eye and she lets go of the special guest referee. She backs and turns right into a spinebuster from Zane, who then picks Lucy up and tosses her into his corner. He tags in Tempest and keeps his grip on Lucy, exposing her rib cage for his partner. Tempest obliges, hitting a rough-looking kick right into her ribs. Zane lets go and takes his place on the apron while Tempest continues the assault.
With Lucy face down, Tempest applies the Fishboy Sculpture submission! It seems silly, however, as she’s just inches from the bottom rope and grabs it right away. Apparently, rope breaks are too mainstream as well. Tempest locks the submission in deeper as Lucy convulses with rage and panic trying to escape the move. After several seconds, the Spider King finally releases, grinning up at Holden. When he pulls Lucy to her feet, however, he’s met with a fury of enraged punches and kicks that send Tempest scurrying backwards into a neutral corner. Lucy continues her attack on him, stomping a mudhole in his candy ass.
Seb calls from the corner and Lucy smirks as she walks over and makes the tag. Seb rushes into the ring, but Tempest scurries across to Zane and slaps Zane on the chest, who glares at him with no amusement. Seb is also unamused, as Tempest falls into his corner and grins up at the man he calls The Arsonist. Zane steps in, despite his obvious annoyance with Tempest’s mindgames, and he and Seb battle once more. Zane gets the upper hand by catching one of Seb’s quick strikes and dropping him throat first across the ropes with a stun gun. He follows it up with a clothesline from hell! Full Throated!
On the apron, Tempest decides to capitalize himself and springboards off the top rope and looking for a diving headbutt on the downed Sebastian. But Lucy has had her eye on him the entire time, and is already in the ring waiting on him, hitting him with Wylde Liberation! Tempest lies motionless and Zane eyes him, then Lucy, then Tempest again… and shrugs. Lucy takes her place back in her corner as Zane uses his foot to roll Tempest out of the ring and out of the way. When he turns back, a groggy Seb is making a tag to Lucy. Zane and Lucy square up in the ring much to the pleasure of the fans in attendance. They go back and forth for a while. Zane hits an overhead belly to belly suplex. After that, a succession of a german suplex and then a t-bone suplex. Lucy gets back into it with a desperation super kick that she doesn’t get all of. But enough of it to buy her some time to regroup and hit him with a shining wizard. She whips him into his own corner.
Next she hits him with a tornado DDT, but Tempest makes a blind tag that she doesn’t seem to notice. As he climbs through the ropes, the Dark Lady notices and makes a tag to Seb, and Team Angry Pirates look more like Team Amused Pirates. Lucy and Seb share a smile as Tempest immediately puts the brakes on. Zane apparently didn’t feel the blind tag and rushes forward, tackling Lucy through the ropes and they both crash to the outside, where they continue battling. Now Tempest is somewhere he didn’t intend on being. In the ring alone with Seb. On his knees, Tempest pleads with Seb not to attack him as Seb stalks forward with a predatory look that we haven’t seen on his face in quite some time.
There’s some commotion and suddenly Daedalus can be seen sprinting down to the ring from backstage with a chair in his hand. In the ring, Holden suddenly has something in his eye, he claims, and turns to the timekeeper for assistance. Daedalus climbs into the ring clumsily and loads up with the chair. He swings… but Seb turns around and catches the chair. Daedalus’s eyes go wide as it’s now his turn to beg for Seb’s mercy. Seb yanks the chair out of his hands and takes a swing of his own. But Holden Orson grabs it! And tosses it across the ring, much to Seb’s displeasure. Seb is in Holden’s face now, but behind him, Daedalus kneels down… and low blows Seb with an uppercut! Seb doubles over and Holden steps to the side as Tempest hooks Seb’s arms and hits a Moseley Driver! Meanwhile, Lucy tries to get into the ring, but to no avail as Zane grabs her by the leg and pulls her back outside. Tempest makes the cover and gets the win.
Winner: Tempest and Zane Scott
Time: 18:57
After the match, Daedalus leaps into Tempest’s arms in celebration. Lucy slides into the ring right away. Zane starts to follow after, but decides it isn’t his war and turns to go back to the locker room, satisfied with the victory. Lucy grabs the chair that Holden tossed to the side and Holden seems to be the only one who notices. He doesn’t get more than a few words out before Lucy does her best impression of a molding machine, planting the chair right in the middle of Orson’s face. He goes down and this interrupts the Astro Creeps’ celebration. Daedalus turns as Lucy drops the chair in front of her and grabs Daedalus by his head in one swift motion. Wylde Liberation!
Tempest glares at her and suddenly charges forward before Lucy can react. But he’s intercepted by an Emperor Kick from Seb! And Seb immediately puts him into The People’s GSHOAT! And locks it in deep! Tempest’s arms flail about as he fights for air that Seb refuses to give him. The show fades to Tempest flailing his arms and Seb refusing to release the hold. Lucy watches on with a dark smile.
End Show