Post by UGWC Staff on Mar 13, 2023 20:54:20 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for March 13th, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Zane Scott
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs JC
Cooperative Champions: Rydell and Wolf
Next Defense: Synergy #396 vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Tempest
Conquest Champion: Ken Davison
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Holden Orson and Konrad Raab
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survivor Key: TBD on May 8
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 19
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Backstage earlier today…
Dave Rydell is in the back, talking with Ezra Wolf.
Dave: We have some big weeks ahead of us. Are you ready for JC for that title?
Ezra: Uncle Dave, you know I’m alwaaayyysss ready.
Dave: JC is no slouch. Keep on your toes.
Ezra: Most definitely! Good to see you back. How was the week off?
Dave: It was alright. Got some things handled at home. And I’m ready to-
Just then, John Blade walks by, rapping to himself, heading towards the locker room. Just like that, out of sight.
Dave: Who the fuck was that guy?
Ezra: Some Ghost Rider wannabe. Johnny Blades or some shit.
Dave: I do not like him.
Ezra: Heh, why not?
Dave: Something about his face. Anyway. JC is tough man. Keep yourself ready. That boot of his is a show stopper. And keep in mind, we need to defend these Co-Op titles. And soon.
Ezra: We are the busiest because we’re the top dawgs, big homie!
Dave: I’ll never understand the lingo you kids use these days.
Ezra just starts to chuckle as the two go back to chatting away. Fading into the intro package for Synergy.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
As the Dark Destroyer bumbles his way to the ring, it is revealed on the Globotron that Deimos has previously managed to catch the Err Bear outside in the arena in a bear trap. With Deimos present at ringside to ensure no further diversions, Hastings exacts his vengeance upon the Dark Destroyer, pinning him following Destiny’s Call.
Winners: Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimos
Time: 1:10
JC goes for the Big Boot of Death right at the bell, but Blade is able to evade it as JC whiffs. Blade rushes him with wild right hands and backs him into the ropes, before whipping him across the ring and catching him on the return with a sitout hip toss. Blade rolls to his feet and waves and shouts at JC to get up, but JC glares at him from a seated position and takes his time getting back to his feet.
Blade approaches and engages with a double elbow tie-up, but after grappling for a moment JC knocks the arms loose and snatches Blade into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Blade tries to get back to his feet, but JC grabs him from behind for a belly to back suplex, but holds onto it, pulling Blade back to his feet and into a released German suplex that heaves him across the ring.
JC shoves Blade to the ground as the latter tries to get up and slaps on a side headlock. Blade struggles against it, working his way back to his feet, and knocks JC loose with a series of elbows to the gut before staggering him with a pair of right hands. Blade connects with a running shoulder block and follows up with a spin-out powerbomb before standing over JC and taunting him. Blade runs towards the ropes, but JC pops to his feet and runs to the perpendicular ropes before connecting with Dance Macabre! JC lines up and nearly decapitates Blade with the Big Boot of Death, and covers for the three.
Winner: JC
Time: 4:51
JC has his arms raised while his music plays as John Blade rolls out of the ring and is checked on by the official. As he turns around to pose for the crowd, Ezra Wolf is there! He nails JC in the face with Knee Jerk Reaction out of nowhere! He stands over the fallen JC with the Cross-Hemisphere Title held above his head.
Montague, Tempest, and Zane are out first. Pierce, followed by SEB, and then Lucy are next. The bell sounds and Travis kicks off with Zane. After some fancy chain wrestling and slams throughout, Zane hits a vicious powerslam on Travis. He looks right at Lucy before dropping to a cover on Travism but he only gets the start of a 2 count. Zane picks up Travis and sends him off the ropes, but misses a clothesline. Travis rebounds and catches Zane with a jumping forearm smash! Both men hit the deck, but Zane is able to get up rather quickly. Travis charges at him but gets caught with a drop toe hold. As Zane goes to pick him up, Tempest tags in.
Zane, unpleased, gets out on the apron and Tempest goes to work on Travis. After a few manipulation holds, Travis is able to get out and take Tempest down with a quick back suplex. Travis stalks a rising Tempest, and hits him with a brainbuster! Travis whips Tempest into his teams corner, tagging in Lucy. Lucy comes in and is a house of fire on her arch rival! Body shots left and right. Kicks all up and down his body while he’s helpless in the corner. She gets Tempest away from the corner and hits a snap suplex. She cover, but barely gets a 2 count. Lucy goes to pull Tempest up but gets rolled up for her troubles. She quickly kicks out at 1. Tempest swiftly rolls away, tagging in Montague while Lucy gets to her feet.
Monty and Lucy lock up. Standing switch by Monty. He goes for a german suplex but Lucy blocks it. Back elbow to his head, but Monty headbutts her from behind and she staggers forward. As she turns, Monty takes her down with a hard clothesline! Monty pulls her up and hits a belly to belly suplex. Monty surveys the damage and as Lucy rises, he rushes the ropes. LAMENT OF A TOY FACTORY!!!! Lucy evades it! Monty lands on his feet! She rushes back with a spinning heel kick taking down Montague!
Lucy quickly jumps toward her corner and tags in SEB, who rushes in but not before Monty tags in Tempest again. SEB and Tempest lock up and SEB sends Tempest across the ring into the corner. He follows up with a clothesline in the corner, but Tempest ducks out! Tempest hits the ropes and as SEB turns around Tempest jumps! TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!! SEB Catches him and awkwardly powerbombs him to the mat! SEB covers, but Zane breaks it up just after 2. Taking no chances. Zane back on the apron and SEB gets up, glaring a hole right through him. Monty looks like he’s coming through the ropes and the ref goes to stop him. SEB goes to pick up Tempest, but low blow!!! He grabs SEB and takes him to the corner. BOOMSTICK!!! Tempest drags SEB to the middle of the ring and covers, but Travis breaks the cover up!
Tempest rolls away and SEB is up. Travis starts talking smack to Zane but Monty rushes in and goes after him, hurling him out of the ring. Monty turns around, right into the EMPIRE KICK!!! Monty rolls out of the ring and Lucy springboards off the ropes, leaping at a rising Tempest. He dodges it! Lucy somersaults through. She turns around right into TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!! Lucy is down on the side of the ring! SEB grabs Tempest and hurls him to ringside by the announce table! Zane rushes in and shoulder checks SEB! The two start brawling back and forth. Zane whips SEB across the ring and SEB catches the ropes. Before Zane can do anything, Travis pulls him to the outside from under the ropes! SEB laughs and turns around. CHAIR SHOT FROM TEMPEST!!!!!!!!!!! The ref immediately rings the bell!
Winners: Lucy Wylde, Sebastian Everett-Bryce, and Travis Pierce via DQ
Time: 15:08
Lucy looks mutinus, stalking over to get retribution from Tempest. Before she can, Montague shoots a fireball into the air. That signals a flood of Astrocreeps into the ring area, and chaos ensues. Tempest and Montague leap into the fracas, joining their comrades in their revelry and brawling. Zane leans against the ropes smirking for a minute before finally dropping from the ring and walking backstage without being accosted.. The frolick continues even as Seb, Travis, and Lucy fight their way out away from the group and glare at them from the stage.
Let me paint a picture for you. This match could lead to the culmination of one man’s career, or change the fate of one of two others. All three of them understood the gravity of this main event, and they carried themselves accordingly.
Holden dominates the early match, using his inherited boxing skills to dance between “Godly” and “Black Ice.” He knocks them around quite a few times before they double suplex him and knock him off his rhythm. Undaunted, the hipster bounces back to his feet quickly, only for Konrad to snatch him and whip him into Davison. They tangle up and crash into the ropes, rebounding into a pair of European uppercuts.
Raab in control now, as he starts using Ken to go through his Suplex Rolodex. After a Piles of Black Ice, Konrad covers and comes within a half count of becoming the new Conquest champion. Good thing Davison never misses leg day.
Before Konrad can react to his near-miss, Orson is there to punt kick the painful memory out of the side of Iceman’s head. He scoops him up for a Jan Wnęk Driver, and this time Holden gets a brush with victory, only to be interrupted by Davison yanking him to his feet and delivering a Jawdropper. He throws an arm over Holden, but only gets to 2 before Orson grabs a handful of bottom rope.
The three warriors force themselves to waft a breath, though warily watching one another. #Alliteration.
No one will ever be able to confidently say who was the first to stir. As though they had telepathically agreed on the moment to rise, all they each shoot to their feet in an instant. Konrad is the first to rush at the champ, but Holden intercedes with The Facade on Chilly McFreeze. Before he can consider capitalizing, though, he’s rudely interrupted by a Kenadian Destroyer, and Davison lifts a leg as earns his fabled Conquest prize!!!
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 7:48
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Zane Scott
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Ezra Wolf
Next Defense: Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs JC
Cooperative Champions: Rydell and Wolf
Next Defense: Synergy #396 vs TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Nightmare at Gnaw Bone vs Tempest
Conquest Champion: Ken Davison
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Holden Orson and Konrad Raab
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survivor Key: TBD on May 8
Keeper of the Battleground Key: TBD on June 19
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Backstage earlier today…
Dave Rydell is in the back, talking with Ezra Wolf.
Dave: We have some big weeks ahead of us. Are you ready for JC for that title?
Ezra: Uncle Dave, you know I’m alwaaayyysss ready.
Dave: JC is no slouch. Keep on your toes.
Ezra: Most definitely! Good to see you back. How was the week off?
Dave: It was alright. Got some things handled at home. And I’m ready to-
Just then, John Blade walks by, rapping to himself, heading towards the locker room. Just like that, out of sight.
Dave: Who the fuck was that guy?
Ezra: Some Ghost Rider wannabe. Johnny Blades or some shit.
Dave: I do not like him.
Ezra: Heh, why not?
Dave: Something about his face. Anyway. JC is tough man. Keep yourself ready. That boot of his is a show stopper. And keep in mind, we need to defend these Co-Op titles. And soon.
Ezra: We are the busiest because we’re the top dawgs, big homie!
Dave: I’ll never understand the lingo you kids use these days.
Ezra just starts to chuckle as the two go back to chatting away. Fading into the intro package for Synergy.
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimos vs The Dark Destroyer and Err Bear
As the Dark Destroyer bumbles his way to the ring, it is revealed on the Globotron that Deimos has previously managed to catch the Err Bear outside in the arena in a bear trap. With Deimos present at ringside to ensure no further diversions, Hastings exacts his vengeance upon the Dark Destroyer, pinning him following Destiny’s Call.
Winners: Donovan Hastings and Phrixus Deimos
Time: 1:10
~Commercial Break~
Cross-Hemisphere Division Match: ‘The Bogeyman’ JC vs John Blade
JC goes for the Big Boot of Death right at the bell, but Blade is able to evade it as JC whiffs. Blade rushes him with wild right hands and backs him into the ropes, before whipping him across the ring and catching him on the return with a sitout hip toss. Blade rolls to his feet and waves and shouts at JC to get up, but JC glares at him from a seated position and takes his time getting back to his feet.
Blade approaches and engages with a double elbow tie-up, but after grappling for a moment JC knocks the arms loose and snatches Blade into an overhead belly to belly suplex. Blade tries to get back to his feet, but JC grabs him from behind for a belly to back suplex, but holds onto it, pulling Blade back to his feet and into a released German suplex that heaves him across the ring.
JC shoves Blade to the ground as the latter tries to get up and slaps on a side headlock. Blade struggles against it, working his way back to his feet, and knocks JC loose with a series of elbows to the gut before staggering him with a pair of right hands. Blade connects with a running shoulder block and follows up with a spin-out powerbomb before standing over JC and taunting him. Blade runs towards the ropes, but JC pops to his feet and runs to the perpendicular ropes before connecting with Dance Macabre! JC lines up and nearly decapitates Blade with the Big Boot of Death, and covers for the three.
Winner: JC
Time: 4:51
JC has his arms raised while his music plays as John Blade rolls out of the ring and is checked on by the official. As he turns around to pose for the crowd, Ezra Wolf is there! He nails JC in the face with Knee Jerk Reaction out of nowhere! He stands over the fallen JC with the Cross-Hemisphere Title held above his head.
~Commercial Break~
Lucy Wylde, Sebastian Everett-Bryce, and Travis Pierce vs Montague Cervantes, Tempest, and Zane Scott
Montague, Tempest, and Zane are out first. Pierce, followed by SEB, and then Lucy are next. The bell sounds and Travis kicks off with Zane. After some fancy chain wrestling and slams throughout, Zane hits a vicious powerslam on Travis. He looks right at Lucy before dropping to a cover on Travism but he only gets the start of a 2 count. Zane picks up Travis and sends him off the ropes, but misses a clothesline. Travis rebounds and catches Zane with a jumping forearm smash! Both men hit the deck, but Zane is able to get up rather quickly. Travis charges at him but gets caught with a drop toe hold. As Zane goes to pick him up, Tempest tags in.
Zane, unpleased, gets out on the apron and Tempest goes to work on Travis. After a few manipulation holds, Travis is able to get out and take Tempest down with a quick back suplex. Travis stalks a rising Tempest, and hits him with a brainbuster! Travis whips Tempest into his teams corner, tagging in Lucy. Lucy comes in and is a house of fire on her arch rival! Body shots left and right. Kicks all up and down his body while he’s helpless in the corner. She gets Tempest away from the corner and hits a snap suplex. She cover, but barely gets a 2 count. Lucy goes to pull Tempest up but gets rolled up for her troubles. She quickly kicks out at 1. Tempest swiftly rolls away, tagging in Montague while Lucy gets to her feet.
Monty and Lucy lock up. Standing switch by Monty. He goes for a german suplex but Lucy blocks it. Back elbow to his head, but Monty headbutts her from behind and she staggers forward. As she turns, Monty takes her down with a hard clothesline! Monty pulls her up and hits a belly to belly suplex. Monty surveys the damage and as Lucy rises, he rushes the ropes. LAMENT OF A TOY FACTORY!!!! Lucy evades it! Monty lands on his feet! She rushes back with a spinning heel kick taking down Montague!
Lucy quickly jumps toward her corner and tags in SEB, who rushes in but not before Monty tags in Tempest again. SEB and Tempest lock up and SEB sends Tempest across the ring into the corner. He follows up with a clothesline in the corner, but Tempest ducks out! Tempest hits the ropes and as SEB turns around Tempest jumps! TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!! SEB Catches him and awkwardly powerbombs him to the mat! SEB covers, but Zane breaks it up just after 2. Taking no chances. Zane back on the apron and SEB gets up, glaring a hole right through him. Monty looks like he’s coming through the ropes and the ref goes to stop him. SEB goes to pick up Tempest, but low blow!!! He grabs SEB and takes him to the corner. BOOMSTICK!!! Tempest drags SEB to the middle of the ring and covers, but Travis breaks the cover up!
Tempest rolls away and SEB is up. Travis starts talking smack to Zane but Monty rushes in and goes after him, hurling him out of the ring. Monty turns around, right into the EMPIRE KICK!!! Monty rolls out of the ring and Lucy springboards off the ropes, leaping at a rising Tempest. He dodges it! Lucy somersaults through. She turns around right into TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!! Lucy is down on the side of the ring! SEB grabs Tempest and hurls him to ringside by the announce table! Zane rushes in and shoulder checks SEB! The two start brawling back and forth. Zane whips SEB across the ring and SEB catches the ropes. Before Zane can do anything, Travis pulls him to the outside from under the ropes! SEB laughs and turns around. CHAIR SHOT FROM TEMPEST!!!!!!!!!!! The ref immediately rings the bell!
Winners: Lucy Wylde, Sebastian Everett-Bryce, and Travis Pierce via DQ
Time: 15:08
Lucy looks mutinus, stalking over to get retribution from Tempest. Before she can, Montague shoots a fireball into the air. That signals a flood of Astrocreeps into the ring area, and chaos ensues. Tempest and Montague leap into the fracas, joining their comrades in their revelry and brawling. Zane leans against the ropes smirking for a minute before finally dropping from the ring and walking backstage without being accosted.. The frolick continues even as Seb, Travis, and Lucy fight their way out away from the group and glare at them from the stage.
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Title Match: Ken Davison vs Holden Orson vs Konrad Raab
Let me paint a picture for you. This match could lead to the culmination of one man’s career, or change the fate of one of two others. All three of them understood the gravity of this main event, and they carried themselves accordingly.
Holden dominates the early match, using his inherited boxing skills to dance between “Godly” and “Black Ice.” He knocks them around quite a few times before they double suplex him and knock him off his rhythm. Undaunted, the hipster bounces back to his feet quickly, only for Konrad to snatch him and whip him into Davison. They tangle up and crash into the ropes, rebounding into a pair of European uppercuts.
Raab in control now, as he starts using Ken to go through his Suplex Rolodex. After a Piles of Black Ice, Konrad covers and comes within a half count of becoming the new Conquest champion. Good thing Davison never misses leg day.
Before Konrad can react to his near-miss, Orson is there to punt kick the painful memory out of the side of Iceman’s head. He scoops him up for a Jan Wnęk Driver, and this time Holden gets a brush with victory, only to be interrupted by Davison yanking him to his feet and delivering a Jawdropper. He throws an arm over Holden, but only gets to 2 before Orson grabs a handful of bottom rope.
The three warriors force themselves to waft a breath, though warily watching one another. #Alliteration.
No one will ever be able to confidently say who was the first to stir. As though they had telepathically agreed on the moment to rise, all they each shoot to their feet in an instant. Konrad is the first to rush at the champ, but Holden intercedes with The Facade on Chilly McFreeze. Before he can consider capitalizing, though, he’s rudely interrupted by a Kenadian Destroyer, and Davison lifts a leg as earns his fabled Conquest prize!!!
Winner: Ken Davison
Time: 7:48
End Show