Sentinel 09/02/08

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

The shows opens, as a camera zooms throughout the GIW arena, revealing hordes of rabid fans, screaming at the top of their lungs. The mass of humanity sways up and down, as every person in the building hurls their bodies into the air in mass unison. The camera pans around to reveal Daniel Hanson, who is nearly jumping out of his skin with excitement, and a somewhat more placid looking Nicholas Vinegar.

Vinegar: Folks around the world, welcome to the fourth edition of Global Impact Wrestling Sentinel! We've been gone for quite sometime and we wouldn't be back without your help. So allow me to thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

Hanson: What about me, Nick?!

Vinegar: I was getting to that. I'm Nicholas Vinegar, here with my broadcast partner, Daniel Hanson. And tonight we're going to leave you with a show you won't forget!

Hanson: Oh, I can't wait, Nick! The Global Challenge is underway and two men are going to reach one step closer to the Global Heavyweight Championship! And then bitter rivals, Andy Savana and Declan Prescott are going to be teaming together in the main event! It's madness!

Vinegar: And we'll be starting tonight off with Brandon Brown vs. Savage in our first Global Challenge match!

"Kickstart My Heart" hits, as Branson Brown enters the arena, to a loud, yet mixed reaction.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! The winner shall advance into the semi-finals of the Global Challenge! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Big B Brown, from Albion, Indiana, weighing in at 190 pounds... BRRRRRRRANDON BRRRRRRRRROWN!!!!!!

Brown makes his way down the ramp, taunting as he goes. He rolls into the ring and rests against a turnbuckle, awaiting the arrival of his opponent.

"Amerika" hits, as Savage, Charley 'Joka' White and Great White all emerge onto the stage, as a mass of pyro ignites. The arena instantly fills with a chorus of boos and jeers.

Dennis: And the opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Charley 'Joka' White and Great White, currently residing in Hartford, Connecticut, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is The Last Aryan, the Brutal Enigma... SSSSSSSSSSSSAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: Savage wastes no time and rushes into the ring. The bell rings, as he and Brandon lock up. Savage is the bigger and stronger here and he's able to force Brandon into the corner. He smashes Brandon with a right hand and sends the Indiana native to the mat. Savage starts some vicious stomps, but breaks at a 4 count. That's some assertive refereeing from Hazel East.

Hanson: And that's good to see. Hazel has to be on top of her game here or who knows what that gorilla Big B might do!

Vinegar: I hardly think he's the one we need to worry about. Now Brandon getting back to his feet and Savage looks for another vicious right. This time Brandon blocks and hits some stiff shots of his own! He whips Savage to the ropes, The Last Aryan comes flying back and is hit with an inverted atomic drop from Brandon! Brandon rebounds from the ropes himself and takes Savage down to the mat with a stern clothesline!

Joka: That's cheating! He hit him in the doodle!

Vinegar: What the hell? Charley White has just joined us at the announce booth. You shouldn't be here!

Jokay: Why so serious?

Hanson: Ha! I love this guy!

Joka: No homo!

Hanson: Duh.

Vinegar: Savage is getting back to his feet, but Brandon plants him with a DDT with lightning speed! Now he's looking for the figure four, but Savage is able to kick free. He climbs back to his feet, but Brandon pounces and sends him back down with a flying forearm!

Big B: I'm getting tired just watching these guys.

Vinegar: This is getting ridiculous! Now Big B is in the announce booth too!

Hanson: And suddenly there's a lot less room for everyone else.

Joka: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Big B: Grrrrr!

Vinegar: Brandon again looking for that figure four, but Savage manages to crawl out of the ring and to the outside. It seems the Brutal Enigma needs to reassess the situation.

Big B: Any of you guys got some chocolate?

Hanson: I don't believe this guy.

Vinegar: Savage still recovering on the outside, BRANDON GOES SOARING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING INTO HIM!!! Both men are down!

Hanson: Lets just be glad it wasn't Big B performing that move!

Big B: Believe me, I've tried it.

Joka: AHAHAHAHA!

Vinegar: Can we focus on the match here?

Joka: Why so serious?

Hanson: I'm seeing a pattern here.

Big B: I feel like some gummy bears.

Vinegar: Brandon is the first to his feet. He rolls back in the ring, as Hazel east reaches the count of 5. Savage isn't far behind and is back in by 7. Brandon whips him to the ropes, but Savage counters and pulls Brandon face first into a clubbing clothesline!

Joka: AHAHAHAHA! I love it!!

Vinegar: Brandon hits the mat and Savage follows up with a quick elbow drop. He looks for a second, but Brandon rolls to safety. He nips up, but Savage is ready with a kick to the midsection and a Russian leg sweep - NO! Brandon counters and sends Savage to the mat, face first! An excellent move there from Brandon Brown!

Big B: I taught him that one.

Hanson: Sure you did...

Joka: It doesn't matter how 'innovative' he is, Savage is already getting back up! He can't be stopped so easily. Heck, he can't be stopped at all!

Vinegar: That remains to be seen, as Brandon locks in an abdominal stretch from behind.

Big B: No homo!

Joka: AHAHAHA!

Vinegar: What did I do to deserve this?

Hanson: Brandon seems to be wearing Savage down here, but The Last Aryan isn't out by a sure shot.

Vinegar: You mean long shot?

Hanson: I made a pun.

Vinegar: Urgh... back to the match now!

Joka: AHAHAHAHA!

Big B: Clown's carry candy, right? Can you help a brother out?

Joka: You aren't serious?!

Vinegar: Savage's arm falls once! East raises it and it falls twice! She raises it a third time and Savage lands an elbow straight into Brandon's face! Brandon releases the hold and goes tumbling to his back. Savage quickly drops a knee across Brandon's face and now both men are down on the mat! Brandon is hurt and Savage is winded.

Hanson: And now both men are climbing back up. Brandon makes the first move and is able to score with a huge German Suplex! That's theft, dammit. You can't use a German suplex against a German!

Big B: You sir, are racist.

Hanson: That's slander, you big oaf!

Big B: You got any pudding?

Vinegar: Savage is recovering and Brandon races towards him, looking for a clothesline! Savage is able to duck and nails a German suplex of his own!!

Savage: PRAISE ME!

Big B: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

Joka: AHAHAHA!

Hanson: Ha! Excellent!

Vinegar: Now Savage grabs Brandon by the head and pulls him to his feet! He's looking for the Blitzkrieg! Brandon pushes Savage away, who bounces off the ropes and comes back RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK!!!

Joka: Uh oh!

Vinegar: Charley White just leaped from his seat and across the announce table, as Brandon Brown makes the cover on Savage! Joka on the ring apron and Hazel is too distracted by him, to make the count!

Big B: I guess that lollypop I was saving is gonna have to wait!

Vinegar: Now Big B is rising to his feet and charging towards Charley White! He clubs The Doodle Meister in the back of the legs and sends him tumbling to the outside! But meanwhile Great White has pulled Brandon Brown to the outside of the ring!

Hanson: This is insane! Great White swings at Brandon, but he's too slow! Brandon ducks and then whips Great White straight into the ring steps!

Vinegar: Now Brandon climbs back into the ring, BUT SAVAGE LEVELS HIM WITH THE TIGER V!!!!

Hanson: Ha! That was a thing of beauty!

Vinegar: And now both men are laid out on the mat! Savage can't capitalise! Hazel east is starting the count! She's already at 3!

Hanson: And neither of the guys look like they're going to be moving anytime soon. Now East is up to 6!

Vinegar: And both men still looking totally out of it. Now 7! What's this? Charley White and Big B are sharing an intense stare down. Joka grabs Great White by the wrist AND ALL THREE MEN ARE CHARGING THE RING!!!

Hanson: Neither side wants to end this match in a count out!

Vinegar: East is able to stop Great White, but Big B and Joka are racing towards Brandon and Savage! Joka reaches the two first, but Big B doesn't slow down and smashes into Joka, sending him SOARING OUT OF THE RING!!!

Joka: WHY SO SERIARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanson: Good God, Joka may have just been destroyed!

Vinegar: And now Savage and Brandon are getting to their feet! Big B grabs The Last Aryan, but Savage hits him with a knee straight into the jangleys!!

Hanson: Ha! Big B is down! And that's what he deserves for - ARGH!

Vinegar: IN THE DISTRACTION, BRANDON JUST LEVELLED SAVAGE WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK!!! GREAT WHITE HAS ALREADY LEFT THE RING AND BRANDON MAKES THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Hanson: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!

Vinegar: THESE FANS ARE ECSTATIC! BRANDON BROWN HAS WON THIS MATCH! HE'S INTO THE SEMI-FINALS!!

Hanson: And now The Browns are making their way up the ramp, they're not even going to stay and celebrate. What bad sportsmanship!

Vinegar: I think both men are hurting too much to enjoy this victory right now, but I'm sure once they've recovered, the party will be HUGE!

Hanson: Not like it matters Nick, you won't be invited.

Vinegar: I was just about to say the same thing to you.

OOC: Sorry about the shortness. My match writer bailed on me at the last second.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Vinegar: Well certainly a huge victory for Brandon Brown, but this next match is going to decide who he'll face in the semi-finals of the Global Challenge!

Hanson: Right you are, Nick. Chris Austin against The Black Minister himself, Aesc The Dark! And I'm telling you, this match should be something special!

"Graveyard Symphony" hits, as the arena darkens and Aesc The Dark emerges from the curtains and onto the stage. The crowd jeers with disapproval, as Aesc proceeds down the ramp way.

Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! The winner shall advance into the semi-finals of the Global Challenge! Introducing first, from The Upper reign of Hell and weighing in at 300 pounds, he is The Black Minister, The Lord of Darkness... AESC THE DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK!!!!!!!

Aesc enters the ring via the steps and stands solemnly in the middle of the canvas, awaiting his opponent.

"Faint" begins pulsing through the GIW arena, as Chris Austin dashes onto the stage. The fans react with a loud mixture of boos and cheers, clearly divided over their opinions of this man.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in San Diego, California and weighing in at 227 pounds, The Next Great One... CHRRRRRIS AAAAAUUUUUSTIN!!!!!!

Austin races down the ramp and slides into the ring. He leaps to his feet, as the bell rings.

Vinegar: Both men staring each other down. This match is officially underway, folks. Austin edging his way closer and closer to the monstrous Aesc and I can't say I blame him for being cautious, here. His opponent isn't to be underestimated. Aesc launches an assault and locks up with Austin! Austin is easily overpowered and is sent hurtling into the corner. He races out, but takes a huge right hand from Aesc and promptly tastes mat!

Hanson: This Aesc is big, strong and mean!

Vinegar: But Austin can't be underestimated as he leaps back to his feet. Aesc swings another right, but Austin is ready this time and dodges the blow! Austin now comes back with a few quick rights and lefts of his own! This monster Aesc isn't much affected! He hits a toe kick into Austin and then delivers a smashing elbow into the skull of his hunched over opponent! Austin again tastes the mat!

Hanson: Austin is looking frustrated right now, but that frustration will soon turn to hopelessness if he's not careful. He has to assert himself in this match and he has to do it fast!

Vinegar: Austin now rolls out of the ring and is obviously looking for some breathing space between himself and The Black Minister. Aesc isn't following and is instead, waiting in the ring. He knows Austin only has until a ten count to enter the ring once again.

Hanson: Very smart. He's not letting Austin judge the pace of this match, which gives him the advantage straight away!

Vinegar: Austin back in the ring, as referee Owen Peterson reaches 6. Aesc instantly on the attack and lunges at Austin! The Next Great One is able to avoid the attack and lands that face first Russian leg sweep he does so well! He doesn't waste anytime on the assault and smashes Aesc with a jumping elbow to the skull. A nice show of athleticism there and the fans seems to be getting worked up here.

Hanson: I think that's just going to make Aesc angry and that's the last thing Chris Austin wants. I've got it, they must all be Aesc fans in disguise!!

Vinegar: I seriously doubt that, but there does seem to be some truth in your words, as Aesc is clambering back to his feet and he does not look happy! Austin delivers some quick rights and lefts, but Aesc shoves him straight to the mat! Austin springs back to is feet, almost instantly, and makes a dash at Aesc! Aesc swings a right hand, but Austin ducks and levels The Lord of Darkness with an impressive neck breaker!

Hanson: And Austin again bouncing back to his feet, in no time at all. Aesc may be stronger, but Austin is much faster and he's using that speed to his advantage here. A very smart move.

Vinegar: I have to agree, as Aesc begins getting back up, but gets thumped by a sick kick in the face from Austin! Peterson warning Austin against any similar actions in the future, as Aesc again begins getting to his feet. Austin charges AND LOOKS FOR THE SOCAL GUTCHECK!

Hanson: Aesc counters with a massive boot! Austin hits the mat and goes rolling to the outside!

Vinegar: And Aesc quickly follows him out. Aesc with some clubbing blows, sends Austin plummeting face first into the floor. Aesc grabs The Next Great One by the hair and drags him to his feet, but Austin lands an eye poke into The Black Minister! Aesc is stumbling blindly and Austin whips him right into the steel steps!

Hanson: That man is a genius!!

Vinegar: And now Owen Peterson has rushed to the outside and is telling Austin to knock it off! The two are caught in a heated argument here! Aesc is back to his feet behind Peterson! He swings his fist like a madman AND AUSTIN SHOVES PETERSON INTO THE BLOW'S PATH!!! AESC JUST OBLITERATED OWEN PETERSON!!

Hanson: And he doesn't seem to bothered by it. He steps over Peterson's body and locks up with Austin. That's focus right there and I like it!

Vinegar: And Aesc is easily able to overpower Austin and sends him smashing into the safety barrier and toppling over it, into the fans!!

Hanson: That's just raw power!

Vinegar: And now Chris Austin is shoving fans out of the way, as Aesc is climbing over the safety barrier! I didn't know this man even had a conscience! Wait, he grabs that empty chair AND SMASHES IT INTO AESC'S SKULL!!

Hanson: HA! Excellent! The Lord of Darkness just went tumbling back into the ringside area! Austin wasn't worried about the fans, he just wanted that chair! He's so smart!

Vinegar: It doesn't take Aesc long to get back to his feet, as Austin climbs onto the barrier and leaps off with a SoCal Gutcheck through the air!!! He takes Aesc down with that unbelievable manoeuvre!!!

Hanson: The Next Great One doesn't waste anytime getting to his feet either. He knows he needs to stay on the attack!

Vinegar: And now he's searching under the ring for more weapons!

Hanson: Well why not? Peterson is going to be unconscious for quite sometime!

Vinegar: That doesn't mean it's okay to cheat! But regardless, Austin emerges from underneath the ring WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!! BUT AESC IS ALREADY TO HIS FEET!! AUSTIN SWINGS! AESC CATCHES THE BAT WITH HIS HAND!! HE TAKES THE WEAPON AND SMASHES IT INTO CHRIS AUSTIN'S FACE!!!

Hanson: That was just a brutal shot and Austin looks worse for wear! And now Aesc is pulling him up. He tosses The Next Great One into the ring post like a rag doll! Austin hits it and goes bouncing over here to our announce table!! Don't lead the big guy towards us!

Vinegar: Austin grabs the table cover, as Aesc approaches and smashes The Black Minister with it! That cover is too flimsy to damage Aesc and The Lord of Darkness replies BY GRABBING AUSTIN BY THE THROAT!!! CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

Hanson: HOLY SHIT!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!

Vinegar: OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE JUST EXPLODED AND AUSTIN IS NOW COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS!!!

Hanson: But Aesc isn't finished! He pulls Austin up by the hair! This man is deranged!!

Vinegar: Austin is completely defenceless here and Aesc doesn't even - WHAT?! AUSTIN JUST SMASHED A KICK INTO AESC'S DOODLE!!!

Hanson: Amazing! How is he still conscience, let alone fighting?!

Vinegar: Well Aesc has both hands planted firmly on his crotch, as Austin collapses to the floor. This may have only slowed down the inevitable!!

Hanson: I'm not so sure! Austin has seen that baseball bat and makes a mad dash for it! He reaches it, but Aesc reaches him!

Vinegar: Aesc grabs Austin by the hair, but Austin swings that bat like a madman AND BLASTS AESC IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!

Hanson: The Lord of Darkness goes crashing down like a ton of bricks and now both men are completely out of it!

Vinegar: What?! And the bell rings!! What's happening?!

Dennis: The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification, AESC THE DAAAAARRRRRK!!!!

Hanson: WHAT?!

Vinegar: Unbelievable! Peterson must have recovered in time just to see Austin use that bat!!

Hanson: I don't believe this!

Vinegar: These fans certainly seem just as disappointed. They're being very vocal about their disagreement of this decision.

Hanson: I can't say I blame them!

Vinegar: Well it's a shame this match has ended in disqualification, but you can't fault Owen Peterson. He has a responsibility to call things how he sees them.

Hanson: Well it's good news for Aesc at least. He's in the semi-finals! That means it'll be him against Brandon Brown!

Vinegar: Quite a match up that promises to be, but right now we have another match to worry about!

OOC: Again, apologies for the briefness/lack of quality. I ended up having to write 2 matches in the space I thought I'd be writing one. It won't happen again.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

"So Hated" hits, as Robert Garland steps onto the entrance stage. He crosses his arms to make an 'X', to a mixed chorus of boos and cheers. He grins, takes in his surroundings and then proceeds to make his way towards the ring.

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is your Sentinel main event tag team match! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 227 pounds, he is The Original Badger... ROBBBBEEEERRRRRRTTT GAAAAARRRRRRLAAAAAANNNDDD!!!

The fans again erupt into a mixed reaction, as Garland climbs to the top rope and raises his fists in the air. He leaps off and leans in the corner, awaiting his partner and - more importantly - his opponents.

"Never Gonna Stop (The Red, Red Kroovy)" begins blaring over the P.A. system, as Sean Jensen leaps from behind the curtain and begins throwing his entire being all over the stage. The fans begin cheering ecstatically at the superstar's presence.

Dennis: And the partner, from Sacramento, California, weighing in at 223 pounds, he is The Real Innovator... SEEEEEAAAANNNNNN JEEEEEEEENNNSSOOOOOONNN!!!!!

Jensen dashes down the ramp, high fiving many fans as he goes, before sliding into the ring and leaping acrobatically straight to the top rope. He rips his hoody away and hurls it into the audience, as a barrage of people jump and scramble to catch it. Jensen soars back to the mat and exchanges a tense stare off with his partner, Robert Garland.

"The Air That I Breathe" blasts throughout the arena, as a feeling of resentment fills the building. Declan Prescott, accompanied by Cara Costello, arrogantly strides onto the stage and raises both his arms into the air. He casts a sly wink to the fans, as they continue booing him, takes Cara by the hand and proceeds down the ramp way.

Dennis: And the opponent, currently residing in Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 223 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Cara Costello, he is the GIW co-owner, The Significant Player.... DECLAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEESSSSSCOTTT!!

Declan stops at the ring and flicks his hand, as if beckoning his opponents away. He then remains stationary, not wanting to enter the ring.

"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" smashes into play, as the fans burst into the largest pop of the all the participants so far. Andy Savana, with Doctor close by, emerges onto the stage.

Dennis: And the partner, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 244 pounds... AAAAAAAANDY SAVANAAAAAAAAA!!!

Savana cracks his neck, shrugs his shoulders and then jogs down the ramp. He has a brief stare down with his partner Declan Prescott, before sliding into the ring and charging at his opponents!

Vinegar: Savana making a beeline for Robert Garland! Savana swings with a wild clothesline and Garland is able to duck. Savana swings around for a second take, but is met with a dropkick to the face by Sean Jensen! Savana stumbles into the corner, as Glenn Burke instructs Garland to exit the ring. It seems Savana and Jensen will be starting this match off, as the bell rings.

Hanson: Savana, not being kept down with a single dropkick, charges at Jensen! The two lock up and Jensen goes crashing to the mat.

Vinegar: Andy Savana is the biggest and strongest competitor in this match, but that isn't the only reason he's the most dangerous!

Hanson: Yeah, the real reason is because he has Declan Prescott as a partner!

Vinegar: That isn't what I was thinking, but regardless, Jensen is quick back to his feet. Savana swings a right hand, but Jensen is able to block it. Before Andy can react, The Real Innovator lands a quick kick into Savana's knee. Savana grabs his leg and Jensen LEVELS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!!

Hanson: Woah, that speed is incredible!!

Vinegar: And now Jensen looks to capitalise by climbing the top rope!

Hanson: This could be disastrous!

Vinegar: Before Jensen can even launch his attack, Garland makes a blind tag, bringing himself into the match! Jensen doesn't look pleased AND HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE REGARDLESS! He nails a 360 spin in mid-air, performing a Shooting Star Press OVER Robert Garland! The height is incredible! I've never seen anything like it!!

Hanson: But it doesn't matter, because the distraction has given Savana time to counter! He sticks his knees in the air and Jensen comes crashing down on them, gut first!!!

Vinegar: Jensen rolling around in agony, on the mat! Savana lifts him up and looks for a DDT. He mustn't realise that Garland is the legal man and not Jensen!

Hanson: Idiot!

Vinegar: Doctor screaming at Savana, but it's no good, he's far too distracted to listen! And Garland takes Savana down with a roundhouse punch, saving his partner from that DDT! And now Jensen is returning to his team's corner, as Savana is getting back to his feet. Garland is able to score with a swinging neckbreaker, sending Savana straight back to the mat!

Hanson: Smart move by The Original Badger. He needs to stay on top of Andy and not give him a chance to gain any momentum.

Vinegar: And Robert Garland seems to be sharing your train of thought, Daniel, as he's stomping away at Savana, not giving him any breathing space. Burke tries to stop him, but Garland simply brushes him aside. No respect for the rules!

Hanson: Robert Garland is a man that will do what he has to, to win and I like him for it.

Vinegar: Garland continuing this vicious assault, but Prescott smashes him in the back of the head! Garland got too close to the other side's corner and Prescott decided to actually help Savana!

Hanson: Of course, he did. You don't give Declan nearly enough credit, Nick.

Vinegar: And Garland furious, he swings a right hand at Declan, but the co-owner leaps to the floor and to safety! Garland daring Prescott to get into the ring and he's failed to realise Savana is back up, behind him! Garland turns around, but takes a massive clothesline that sends him soaring over the top rope and crashing to the floor!

Hanson: Ha! And now Prescott begins stomping away at Garland! The delicious irony!

Vinegar: Jensen dives from the apron and races towards his partner! He hasn't forgotten the help Garland gave him earlier!

Hanson: But Glenn Burke rushes to the outside and intercepts the kid! Burke is distracted by Jensen and can't see the vicious double team Doctor and Declan are giving to Robert Garland! Ha, they just sent him face first into the safety barrier!

Vinegar: Dammit, does Prescott have no shame?

Hanson: It's Jensen's fault. If he had just followed the rules, none of this would be happening.

Vinegar: How can you say that, dammit?!

Hanson: With my mouth.

Vinegar: Dammit, now here comes Andy Savana to the outside. HE'S TELLING PRESCOTT AND DOCTOR TO BACK OFF! Andy may have some issues, but he's a good person dammit and he wants to win this the right way! Doctor steps away, but Prescott just tells Savana to do something that I can't repeat on television!

Hanson: Strong words, from a strong man. ARGH!

Vinegar: ANDY SAVANA JUST BLASTED HIS OWN PARTNER WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!

Hanson: THAT BASTARD! DECLAN SAVED HIM FROM GARLAND AND THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS THOSE ACTIONS?!

Vinegar: Andy has had enough! He grabs Garland and rolls him back into the ring, as Cara races over to Declan to check on him.

Hanson: And Garland is already climbing back to his feet. He won't be defeated so easily!

Vinegar: But Savana, back in the ring, pounces like a cheetah and takes Garland down with a harsh shoulder block. He grabs The Original Badger's arm and look for an arm bar, but Garland is able to grab the ropes before any real damage is done. Savana doesn't look pleased with this!

Hanson: He's starting to snap, Nick! Quickly, evacuate the children!

Vinegar: Would you stop it?! Savana grabs Garland by the legs and looks to drag him to the centre of the ring. Robert Garland is able to kick free and scrambles back to his feet. Savana charges, but Garland springs to the side! Savana goes crashing into the turnbuckle! He stumbles out AND GARLAND LEVELS HIM WITH THE BRAIN DAMAGE! THAT VICIOUS KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AND ANDY SAVANA IS OUT COLD!

Hanson: But Garland is too dazed to capitalise! He could be concussed from that collision with the safety barrier! I bet he hit that move purely out of reflex!

Vinegar: Reflex or not, it was damn effective and now Garland finally able to make the pin! ONE! TWO! THRE - ANDY JUST MANAGES TO GET A FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!

Hanson: I thought that was it!

Vinegar: If Savana hadn't been so close to the ropes, it very well may have been! And now both men are climbing to their feet. They're both struggling to make it to their respective corner. I think whoever can make a tag first, is going to win this match!

Hanson: Declan doesn't look impressed though. He's not even holding his arm out. I can't say I blame him, after the way he's been treated by Savana.

Vinegar: It'll be a true test of character for Declan Prescott, if he can overlook what Andy has done and fight for the team, here. With a reluctant sigh, The Significant Player has extended his arm!!

Hanson: BANG! Both Savana and Garland score a tag! Jensen and Declan race into the ring!

Vinegar: Jensen takes Prescott down with a cross body! Both men back up and Jensen with a HUGE dropkick! He takes Prescott down with a flurry of furious right hands and then whips him at full force into the ropes! Prescott comes soaring back, right into a HUGE hip toss by The Real Innovator!! Prescott tastes the mat and now Jensen is signalling for the Major Headache!!!

Hanson: Oh no, watch out Declan!!!

Vinegar: Prescott climbs to his feet! Jensen on the attack, but he stumbles! CARA COSTELLO GRABBED HIS ANKLE FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!

Hanson: Ha! Now that's team work!

Vinegar: Jensen now screaming some very choice words at Cara. He hasn't realised Prescott is back up, behind him!!! Prescott leaps into action and levels Jensen with a HUGE German suplex!! Jensen staggers back to a vertical base, but takes a MASSIVE clothesline from Prescott and is sent smashing right back down! And now Declan mocking Jensen with that signature French Tickler.

Hanson: Ha! He's a showman, Nick. Why's it the 'French Tickler' anyway? They should call it 'Austro-American Tickler'.

Vinegar: Urgh.... back to the match now, Declan grabs Jensen by the hair and pulls him up to his feet. But Jensen EXPLODES with some FURIOUS rights and left out of nowhere!! He takes Declan down with a snapping DDT! Jensen flying back to his feet and clambering up to the top rope! This looks big, folks!! JENSEN LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND NAILS A HUGE FROG SPLASH '08!!! AND THE ATHLETICISM OF THIS KID IS TRULY PHENOMENAL!

Hanson: HA! Prescott rolls out of the way at the last second!! Jensen had a head on collision with the mat and looks worse for wear because of it!!! This kid never learns!!

Vinegar: Prescott pulling himself up to his feet. He looks for the Crippler Crossface on the downed Jensen! Jensen is able to scramble free! Both men race to their feet AND JENSEN EXPLODES WITH THE REALITY BITES!!!! DECLAN PRESCOTT IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!!

Hanson: BUT JENSEN IS TOO WEAK TO CAPITALISE AND MAKE THE PINFALL! HA!

Vinegar: Jensen and Prescott are both sprawled out here and whoever makes it back to their feet, is likely going to be the victor of this match!

Hanson: Well both men are beginning to recover, here. What is this?! Garland sliding into the ring with a steel chair!!! That damn cheater!!!

Vinegar: I thought you said you liked him! Either way, Glenn Burke has stopped The Original Badger, which is a good thing for Declan Prescott!

Hanson: But Jensen grabs a second chair on the mat! Garland must have slid another chair into the ring, before he got in, himself!

Vinegar: That's Robert Garland, always thinking one step ahead! Jensen with the chair, he turns to face Prescott BUT TAKES A PERFECT PLAY INTO THE CHAIR, INTO HIS FACE!!!!! JENSEN WAS JUST ANNIHILATED BY THAT BOOT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Vinegar: And now Savana makes a blind tag from the top rope, as Garland exits the ring!! Declan looks furious, as Savana leaps from the top rope AND NAILS A SUICIDE DIVE ON JENSEN!!! HE MAKES THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE - GARLAND PULLS GLENN BURKE OUT OF THE RING!!!

Hanson: And here he comes into the ring!! He charges at Savana, but Andy is able to use Garland's momentum against him! He grabs The Original Badger's arm and sends him flying straight over the rope and smashing to the outside!

Vinegar: But what is Prescott doing?! He just pulled something from his tights!

Hanson: I told you to evacuate the children!

Vinegar: They're brass knuckles! PRESCOTT SMASHES SAVANA STRAIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGERS! HE JUST BETRAYED HIS OWN PARTNER!!!! SAVANA IS DOWN AND OUT!!

Hanson: This is what Savana gets! He attacked Prescott first, this is simply retaliation!

Vinegar: He had those brass knuckles in his tights, before the match even began! This isn't retaliation, he planned to do it all along! And now he's dragging Jensen's lifeless body over Savana. Glenn Burke enters the ring once more, as Declan quickly flees. He's already making his way up the ramp with Cara and this match is over!

Hanson: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Vinegar: Dammit, the bells rings and this will go down as a victory for Robert Garland and Sean Jensen! But the real story here is how Savana is going to react to his partner's treachery!

Hanson: And look at Garland's face! He can't believe it!

Vinegar: I'm afraid we're now out of time folks! I apologise for the disappointing ending this match had, but I hope that doesn't stop you from joining us next week. Until then, take care of yourselves.

[T-Robosaurus Rex]

Originally posted by Declan Prescott