Post by UGWC Staff on Jul 31, 2023 21:59:21 GMT -5
Welcome to GlobalTrollz LIVE Synergy Coverage for July 31st, 2023!
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Montague Cervantes
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Matt Knox
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
“The Surgeon of Thuganomics” tells Vain that he can’t see him. He’s wrong. Vain proves this by punching him in the face. Referee Alice Nasmith warns him about the closed fist as Vain shakes the pain out of it. He follows it with a clothesline, followed by a swinging neckbreaker and a DDT. He pops up and starts the “U Can’t See Me” taunt, but stops and stomps on his face instead. Blade tries to crawl to the ropes, only for Vain to grab the top rope with both hands and push Blade throat first across the second rope. Nasmith finally pushes him away and Blade recovers enough to attempt a running shoulder block. The weight difference causes a minor stagger, but Vani steadies himself by grabbing Blade by the head and pulling him down into a “Curtain Call.”
Blade flops over onto his back. Vain pulls him up and promptly drops him onto his face with a “Cherry Popper,” then rolls him over. Blade kicks out at two! Vain looks genuinely shocked, then sincerely annoyed. Blade suffers an atomic drop with a little extra stank on it for his transgression before Vain makes sure that Blade can’t see him for three seconds with a “Money Maker.”
Winner: “Vain” Alan Wallace
Time: 4:02
Larry Tact enters. Then The Dark Destroyer does. Still sporting his “Magic Helmet” with his face wrapping trailing along behind him. True to form, he manages to step on the wrapping and “ride” it all of the way down the ramp, under the ring, and out the other side. Don’t ask us how he does this, he just does. Somehow he’s managed to get himself trapped by his wrapping, as it has become stuck around something under the ring. Sam Green can’t count him out since the match hasn’t started yet. Instead he slides out, grabs a knife from under the ring and cuts The Destroyer free. He promptly runs “helmet” first into the ring apron, stunning himself. Larry looks utterly baffled by this, but hasn’t moved. Destroyer manages to get up the ring steps, but them promptly smacks “helmet” first off of the ring post. He stumbles backward down the steps before he finally crashes into the floor, further wedging his “helmet” into place. Sam finally helps Destroyer up the steps, and Destroyer shoves him away before he trips and faceplants between the ropes. By now Larry is rather blatantly laughing at Destroyer, who bellows something about “EVIL” before somehow climbing the turnbuckle. Sam rings the bell.
Dark Destroyer immediately piledrives himself into his “Magic Helmet” off of the top rope. Larry stands, staring in dumbfounded silence, then finally drops Dark Destroyer with “Starbreaker” for the easy three.
Winner: Larry Tact
Time: 0:32
We're joined by the Red-Eyed Warrior!
Commentary tells us that the winner of this match will face the WrestleStock Cup winner, Larry Tact, at Chaos in Chelsea, with the winner of that match becoming the new number one contender to the World Title.
The competitors pair off in the opening moments, with Hastings brawling with Rydell while Wolf grapples with Pierce. Rydell overpowers Hastings and clotheslines him to the outside, meanwhile Ezra backdrops Pierce out. The former Cooperative Champions lock eyes across the ring and come together in the center, exchanging words before locking up in the center of the ring. They grapple and Ezra twists Rydell into a hammerlock, but Pierce springboards off the ropes and connects with a dropkick on both men.
Pierce sends Rydell into the ropes and catches him on the return with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but is immediately grabbed from behind by Hastings who pulls him into a full nelson slam. A Fore’n Object from Ezra staggers Hastings, and Ezra follows up with a Lightning Strike. He goes for a cover, but Rydell breaks it up at two.
Ezra and Rydell stand and start to argue, and Pierce gets to his feet and begins to charge at them, but stops in his tracks when they both turn and glare at him. Pierce backs away with his hands up, and quickly looks to the recovering Hastings and proposes that they work together. Hastings gives him a dismissive wave, prompting Pierce to turn back to the other two, and now he tries to make an alliance offer to Rydell, citing the conflict that just happened between him and Ezra. Rydell gives Pierce the finger, but Pierce is undaunted and repeats the proposal to Ezra. Ezra nods in agreement, but when Pierce turns his attention back to Rydell, Ezra drills him with Kickin’ It Old School.
Hastings knocks Ezra down with a forearm shot from behind before resuming his brawl with Rydell. Rydell overpowers him and backs Hastings into the ropes, goes to whip him across the ring, but Hastings counters a Tip of the Spear attempt with a running high knee. Hastings clothesline Ezra to the outside, but turns around into the Virus of Life! Pierce is behind Rydell as the latter starts to get back up, but the crowd roars as Vain has arrived and is perched on the turnbuckle! Pierce turns and sees him, and he moves out of the way as Vain leaps and collides with Rydell! Pierce slides into a cover on Hastings, and gets the three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 10:14
Pierce immediately rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, holding his arms up in triumph, as Vain watches with irritation in the ring, as a few feet away Rydell glares at Vain.
Diemos takes early advantage of a still slightly beaten up JC getting in early kicks, punches, and a couple of suplexes for good measure. He keeps the pressure on, focusing on the big man’s legs with running dropkicks, leg locks, knee breakers and hip breakers. JC manages to avoid an attempted chop block before he runs at Deimos and gets his leg snapped over the top rope. Deimos ascends to the top and comes flying off, dropkicking JC’s still hung up leg before landing on the apron. JC ricochets backward and slams into the mat, clutching at his knee. Deimos quickly enters and crashes down with “The Fainting.” JC kicks out with authority at two, but Deimos grabs his leg into an immediate Dragon Screw let whip. He presses the attack, but JC keeps twisting himself around so he can fend Deimos off with his good leg as he pushes himself backward into the corner. Deimos is slowed down when he miscalculates his angle and takes an unintentional shot to the dangle.
He drops to his knees gasping as JC pushes himself up. He stumbles for a second on the weakened knee, but scowls and brings down a vicious elbow into the back of Deimos’ head, sending him the rest of the way to the mat. He does this, repeatedly, until Deimos looks limp on the mat. JC doesn’t stop. He drops to his knees and proceeds to drive forearms into the back of Deimos head until Chartreuse pushes him away and checks on Deimos. He turns to call for the bell when Deimos grabs him by the leg and stops him. Chartreuse is clearly confused and skeptical of Deimos’ response, but finally allows it. Deimos pulls himself to his feet and takes a halting step toward JC, who takes a “knockout blow” swing at Deimos head only for the “Embodiment of Fear” to step/stumble under it. JC bounces off of the ropes and almost drives his foot through the back of Deimos’ head with a terrifying “Big Boot of Death.” Rather than resting on his laurels, JC pulls Demios up, runs the ropes and appears to finish the job with an “Epiphany” so loud that it reverberates throughout the arena.
Deimos goes down in a heap and JC covers him for the three.
Winner: JC
Time: 9:22
Montague starts with a theatrical flourish, striking a pose and commanding the spotlight as he taunts Knox to come at him. Knox, however, maintains his cool, strategically observing his unpredictable opponent. With a sudden burst of speed, Knox launches a barrage of lightning-fast kicks. Montague, caught off guard, struggles to defend against the onslaught.
Ever the Showman, Monty recovers with an astonishing backflip evasion. He retaliates with lightning quick corkscrew moonsault, followed by a daring springboard DDT. Cervantes controls things for a bit, but Matt reverses into a picturesque dragon suplex, bridging for the pin. Monty kicks out, then scrambles away. Montague surprises the challenger when he bounces back with a spinning wheel kick followed by standing shooting star press.
Montague hits a Big Finish, and covers, but only gets a two count. Knox powers to his feet, grabbing Monty for a release German suplex. With the crowd chanting “RA-VEN! RA-VEN!” Matt leaps off the top rope, performing a gravity-defying 450° splash, crashing onto Cervantes. He hoists the Showman up, and goes for Into the Void!!
No! Monty manages to shove him off and stumbles into a corner. Knox runs at him, but Cervantes hits a Carousel Kick! Knox is stunned, he’s wobbling on his feet! Monty runs to the turnbuckles to set up Lament for a Toy Factory! KNOX CATCHES HIM!!
Into the Void!! And that’s enough for the three, and a new Conquest Champion in Matt ‘The Raven’ Knox!
Winner: Matt Knox
Time: 7:46
Knox collects his gold and heads for the back, but as Monty stirs, there is a murmur from the audience as a colossal, burly man wearing a tattered black suit and matching mask climbs over the barricade. Following closely behind him is an even larger figure, this one dressed solely in tight, white briefs. Despite a momentary stumble upon clearing the metal ramp, the latter swiftly regains composure and playfully waves at the astonished audience. Meanwhile, Montague pulls himself upright, grimacing and holding his ribs in discomfort as the first man steps onto the apron. His partner joins him, both now resembling formidable sentinels, blocking the path between the Showman and the ramp.
Lieberjosch: I’m not sure what’s happening here.
Vinegar: Montague might be looking at some more trouble.
As Montague braces himself for the impending onslaught, something unexpected occurs. The two imposing figures abruptly turn their attention towards the entrance, their gazes fixated on
something yet unseen. The lights begin to dim, flicker, and then fade to an eerie darkness.There is a silence, except for faint whispers that seem to emanate from the void.
Suddenly, a lone spotlight materializes at the entrance, casting an eerie glow. In the center of that spectral light emerges a third man, shorter in stature but no less imposing, who commands an unsettling presence. His face is concealed behind a white clown mask, adorned with a shiny red nose, lending an air of ominous theatricality. Bald, except for two shockingly vivid tufts of orange hair bursting from the sides, he gazes down towards the ring with haunting green eyes that remain visible even in the darkness.
Vinegar: Who in the hell is this?
His hand clenches, the brown leather of his glove tightening around his fist as his arm ascends in a deliberate, almost hypnotic motion. In response to the immense clown's pointing towards the ring, the chords of 'Kill of the Night' explode through the arena, sparking an electrifying reaction from the audience as the lights return to the arena.
In the ring, standing just a step behind Montague Cervantes is a fourth figure - a woman with cotton-candy pigtails, her identity concealed by a matching mask. She holds a single red balloon. Sensing the anticipation, Montague slowly pivots to face the mysterious woman wearing a striking blue dress and iconic black Timberland boots. In a bold move, he reaches out to accept the gift, only to unmask the woman beneath instead. In a not-so-startling reveal, the true identity of the masked woman is laid bare - the clown-faced creep herself, Jaclyn Pierrot.
Vinegar: It’s the Ragdoll! The Ragdoll is back!
Covert Jay: What does she want with Montague?!
Lieberjosch: They’re best friends, you buffoon!
Her coy smile lingers for a moment, but it swiftly transforms into a look of astonishment as he surprises her with a sudden, powerful embrace, hoisting her effortlessly into the air. As her feet leave the ground, the red balloon she offered earlier drifts skyward, almost as if trying to escape the electrifying atmosphere in the arena. The audience responds with a mixed eruption of cheers and jeers, their excitement reaching a crescendo once more.
End Show
Championship Roll Call:
World Heavyweight Champion: Lucy Wylde
Next Defense: Chaos in Chelsea vs Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Cross-Hemisphere Champion: Zane Scott
Next Defense: TBD vs TBD
Cooperative Champions: Suplex Cops
Next Defense: TBD
Chaos Champion: Sebastian Everett-Bryce
Next Defense:Chaos in Chelsea vs Lucy Wylde
Conquest Champion: Montague Cervantes
Next Defense: TONIGHT vs Matt Knox
Keys to the Kingdom:
Keeper of the Global Challenge Key: Zane Scott
Keeper of the Survival of the Fittest Tournament Key: Matt Knox
Keeper of the Battleground Key: Dave Rydell
Keeper of the Massive Melee Key: TBD on October 2
Your Synergy coverage begins, now…
Alan Wallace vs John Blade
“The Surgeon of Thuganomics” tells Vain that he can’t see him. He’s wrong. Vain proves this by punching him in the face. Referee Alice Nasmith warns him about the closed fist as Vain shakes the pain out of it. He follows it with a clothesline, followed by a swinging neckbreaker and a DDT. He pops up and starts the “U Can’t See Me” taunt, but stops and stomps on his face instead. Blade tries to crawl to the ropes, only for Vain to grab the top rope with both hands and push Blade throat first across the second rope. Nasmith finally pushes him away and Blade recovers enough to attempt a running shoulder block. The weight difference causes a minor stagger, but Vani steadies himself by grabbing Blade by the head and pulling him down into a “Curtain Call.”
Blade flops over onto his back. Vain pulls him up and promptly drops him onto his face with a “Cherry Popper,” then rolls him over. Blade kicks out at two! Vain looks genuinely shocked, then sincerely annoyed. Blade suffers an atomic drop with a little extra stank on it for his transgression before Vain makes sure that Blade can’t see him for three seconds with a “Money Maker.”
Winner: “Vain” Alan Wallace
Time: 4:02
~Commercial Break~
Larry Tact vs The Dark Destroyer
Larry Tact enters. Then The Dark Destroyer does. Still sporting his “Magic Helmet” with his face wrapping trailing along behind him. True to form, he manages to step on the wrapping and “ride” it all of the way down the ramp, under the ring, and out the other side. Don’t ask us how he does this, he just does. Somehow he’s managed to get himself trapped by his wrapping, as it has become stuck around something under the ring. Sam Green can’t count him out since the match hasn’t started yet. Instead he slides out, grabs a knife from under the ring and cuts The Destroyer free. He promptly runs “helmet” first into the ring apron, stunning himself. Larry looks utterly baffled by this, but hasn’t moved. Destroyer manages to get up the ring steps, but them promptly smacks “helmet” first off of the ring post. He stumbles backward down the steps before he finally crashes into the floor, further wedging his “helmet” into place. Sam finally helps Destroyer up the steps, and Destroyer shoves him away before he trips and faceplants between the ropes. By now Larry is rather blatantly laughing at Destroyer, who bellows something about “EVIL” before somehow climbing the turnbuckle. Sam rings the bell.
Dark Destroyer immediately piledrives himself into his “Magic Helmet” off of the top rope. Larry stands, staring in dumbfounded silence, then finally drops Dark Destroyer with “Starbreaker” for the easy three.
Winner: Larry Tact
Time: 0:32
We're joined by the Red-Eyed Warrior!
~Commercial Break~
Fatal Fourway
Dave Rydell vs Donovan Hastings vs Ezra Wolf vs Travis Pierce
Dave Rydell vs Donovan Hastings vs Ezra Wolf vs Travis Pierce
Commentary tells us that the winner of this match will face the WrestleStock Cup winner, Larry Tact, at Chaos in Chelsea, with the winner of that match becoming the new number one contender to the World Title.
The competitors pair off in the opening moments, with Hastings brawling with Rydell while Wolf grapples with Pierce. Rydell overpowers Hastings and clotheslines him to the outside, meanwhile Ezra backdrops Pierce out. The former Cooperative Champions lock eyes across the ring and come together in the center, exchanging words before locking up in the center of the ring. They grapple and Ezra twists Rydell into a hammerlock, but Pierce springboards off the ropes and connects with a dropkick on both men.
Pierce sends Rydell into the ropes and catches him on the return with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but is immediately grabbed from behind by Hastings who pulls him into a full nelson slam. A Fore’n Object from Ezra staggers Hastings, and Ezra follows up with a Lightning Strike. He goes for a cover, but Rydell breaks it up at two.
Ezra and Rydell stand and start to argue, and Pierce gets to his feet and begins to charge at them, but stops in his tracks when they both turn and glare at him. Pierce backs away with his hands up, and quickly looks to the recovering Hastings and proposes that they work together. Hastings gives him a dismissive wave, prompting Pierce to turn back to the other two, and now he tries to make an alliance offer to Rydell, citing the conflict that just happened between him and Ezra. Rydell gives Pierce the finger, but Pierce is undaunted and repeats the proposal to Ezra. Ezra nods in agreement, but when Pierce turns his attention back to Rydell, Ezra drills him with Kickin’ It Old School.
Hastings knocks Ezra down with a forearm shot from behind before resuming his brawl with Rydell. Rydell overpowers him and backs Hastings into the ropes, goes to whip him across the ring, but Hastings counters a Tip of the Spear attempt with a running high knee. Hastings clothesline Ezra to the outside, but turns around into the Virus of Life! Pierce is behind Rydell as the latter starts to get back up, but the crowd roars as Vain has arrived and is perched on the turnbuckle! Pierce turns and sees him, and he moves out of the way as Vain leaps and collides with Rydell! Pierce slides into a cover on Hastings, and gets the three!
Winner: Travis Pierce
Time: 10:14
Pierce immediately rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, holding his arms up in triumph, as Vain watches with irritation in the ring, as a few feet away Rydell glares at Vain.
~Commercial Break~
Cross-Hemisphere Division:
'The Bogeyman' JC vs Phrixus Deimos
'The Bogeyman' JC vs Phrixus Deimos
Diemos takes early advantage of a still slightly beaten up JC getting in early kicks, punches, and a couple of suplexes for good measure. He keeps the pressure on, focusing on the big man’s legs with running dropkicks, leg locks, knee breakers and hip breakers. JC manages to avoid an attempted chop block before he runs at Deimos and gets his leg snapped over the top rope. Deimos ascends to the top and comes flying off, dropkicking JC’s still hung up leg before landing on the apron. JC ricochets backward and slams into the mat, clutching at his knee. Deimos quickly enters and crashes down with “The Fainting.” JC kicks out with authority at two, but Deimos grabs his leg into an immediate Dragon Screw let whip. He presses the attack, but JC keeps twisting himself around so he can fend Deimos off with his good leg as he pushes himself backward into the corner. Deimos is slowed down when he miscalculates his angle and takes an unintentional shot to the dangle.
He drops to his knees gasping as JC pushes himself up. He stumbles for a second on the weakened knee, but scowls and brings down a vicious elbow into the back of Deimos’ head, sending him the rest of the way to the mat. He does this, repeatedly, until Deimos looks limp on the mat. JC doesn’t stop. He drops to his knees and proceeds to drive forearms into the back of Deimos head until Chartreuse pushes him away and checks on Deimos. He turns to call for the bell when Deimos grabs him by the leg and stops him. Chartreuse is clearly confused and skeptical of Deimos’ response, but finally allows it. Deimos pulls himself to his feet and takes a halting step toward JC, who takes a “knockout blow” swing at Deimos head only for the “Embodiment of Fear” to step/stumble under it. JC bounces off of the ropes and almost drives his foot through the back of Deimos’ head with a terrifying “Big Boot of Death.” Rather than resting on his laurels, JC pulls Demios up, runs the ropes and appears to finish the job with an “Epiphany” so loud that it reverberates throughout the arena.
Deimos goes down in a heap and JC covers him for the three.
Winner: JC
Time: 9:22
~Commercial Break~
Conquest Championship:
Montague Cervantes vs Matt Knox
Montague Cervantes vs Matt Knox
Montague starts with a theatrical flourish, striking a pose and commanding the spotlight as he taunts Knox to come at him. Knox, however, maintains his cool, strategically observing his unpredictable opponent. With a sudden burst of speed, Knox launches a barrage of lightning-fast kicks. Montague, caught off guard, struggles to defend against the onslaught.
Ever the Showman, Monty recovers with an astonishing backflip evasion. He retaliates with lightning quick corkscrew moonsault, followed by a daring springboard DDT. Cervantes controls things for a bit, but Matt reverses into a picturesque dragon suplex, bridging for the pin. Monty kicks out, then scrambles away. Montague surprises the challenger when he bounces back with a spinning wheel kick followed by standing shooting star press.
Montague hits a Big Finish, and covers, but only gets a two count. Knox powers to his feet, grabbing Monty for a release German suplex. With the crowd chanting “RA-VEN! RA-VEN!” Matt leaps off the top rope, performing a gravity-defying 450° splash, crashing onto Cervantes. He hoists the Showman up, and goes for Into the Void!!
No! Monty manages to shove him off and stumbles into a corner. Knox runs at him, but Cervantes hits a Carousel Kick! Knox is stunned, he’s wobbling on his feet! Monty runs to the turnbuckles to set up Lament for a Toy Factory! KNOX CATCHES HIM!!
Into the Void!! And that’s enough for the three, and a new Conquest Champion in Matt ‘The Raven’ Knox!
Winner: Matt Knox
Time: 7:46
Knox collects his gold and heads for the back, but as Monty stirs, there is a murmur from the audience as a colossal, burly man wearing a tattered black suit and matching mask climbs over the barricade. Following closely behind him is an even larger figure, this one dressed solely in tight, white briefs. Despite a momentary stumble upon clearing the metal ramp, the latter swiftly regains composure and playfully waves at the astonished audience. Meanwhile, Montague pulls himself upright, grimacing and holding his ribs in discomfort as the first man steps onto the apron. His partner joins him, both now resembling formidable sentinels, blocking the path between the Showman and the ramp.
Lieberjosch: I’m not sure what’s happening here.
Vinegar: Montague might be looking at some more trouble.
As Montague braces himself for the impending onslaught, something unexpected occurs. The two imposing figures abruptly turn their attention towards the entrance, their gazes fixated on
something yet unseen. The lights begin to dim, flicker, and then fade to an eerie darkness.There is a silence, except for faint whispers that seem to emanate from the void.
Suddenly, a lone spotlight materializes at the entrance, casting an eerie glow. In the center of that spectral light emerges a third man, shorter in stature but no less imposing, who commands an unsettling presence. His face is concealed behind a white clown mask, adorned with a shiny red nose, lending an air of ominous theatricality. Bald, except for two shockingly vivid tufts of orange hair bursting from the sides, he gazes down towards the ring with haunting green eyes that remain visible even in the darkness.
Vinegar: Who in the hell is this?
His hand clenches, the brown leather of his glove tightening around his fist as his arm ascends in a deliberate, almost hypnotic motion. In response to the immense clown's pointing towards the ring, the chords of 'Kill of the Night' explode through the arena, sparking an electrifying reaction from the audience as the lights return to the arena.
Vinegar: It’s the Ragdoll! The Ragdoll is back!
Covert Jay: What does she want with Montague?!
Lieberjosch: They’re best friends, you buffoon!
Her coy smile lingers for a moment, but it swiftly transforms into a look of astonishment as he surprises her with a sudden, powerful embrace, hoisting her effortlessly into the air. As her feet leave the ground, the red balloon she offered earlier drifts skyward, almost as if trying to escape the electrifying atmosphere in the arena. The audience responds with a mixed eruption of cheers and jeers, their excitement reaching a crescendo once more.
End Show